Tremble, mortals!

"I'm so stupid, really," Ye Gucheng raised his dull eyes and continued.

"I only knew that I was unlucky when I crossed, and I would be pushed as a villain boss; I didn't know that I would meet strange and magical characters when I crossed. I finally became familiar with the swordsmanship of the sword fairy, so I dared to come out. Baiyun City, I am going to kill the emperor to play a decisive battle according to the plot. Who told me that I am not a legal time traveler and can not play Honkai? I entered the rivers and lakes, paid for money to find someone to put flowers on the floor for me, how much money did I spend. I thought I could always solve the problem by following the original story, but in the original book, the perverted BOSS Gong Jiu appeared. Later, Ximen Chuuxue actually had a wife named Lu Shaozhou, who was still a man ! My life was ruined by these two people!"

He went on but whimpered, unable to utter a word.

After a long while, the hard-working man who accidentally got on Ye Gucheng's body just finished sobbing and continued talking.

"Do you know that Tianwai Feixian has four uses? I only know one of them, so I will lose when I fight with Ximen Chuuxue. If it is the original Ye Gucheng, maybe he can win."

"However, this is not necessarily true. The plot of the original work has been completely confused. People say that Gong Jiu is a dick who likes other people to fuck him. In the end, he was killed by Lu Xiaofeng in this way. I heard that there is a Gong Jiu, I thought Ye Gucheng and Gong Jiu's episodes had no overlap at all, so I went boldly. Who knew I actually ran into him. Most importantly, I brought a whip just in case Yes, in case he gets entangled, I will whip him with a whip. Who knows that I just whipped him once, and his eyes are red. It’s like getting chicken blood and adding countless positive buffs, rushing up and snatching the whip away, Whacked me up," he rolled up his sleeves, "look, my arm is still blue, it hurts like hell!"

"It's not over yet, let's just meet Gong Jiu, that Lu Shaozhou..." The melancholy man covering Ye Gucheng's shell covered his face and cried loudly, "Have you ever seen such a terrible attack? Have you seen it?"

"He let go of the sword and grabbed it again, and stood by my side. Even if I am world-class in martial arts, my nose and face will be bruised and swollen for more than ten days! Ye Gucheng with a pig's face? I almost can't even go back to Baiyun City!"

"I am a man who wants to become a sword fairy, but I have fallen to this point, is it hard?"

"The two of them, one is a peerless miracle, and the other is a god of misfortune! Anyone who meets a normal person will be unlucky for eight lifetimes!"

The man wiped his tears with Ye Gucheng's shell again.

"No matter how good my martial arts is and how many fans I have, I can't deal with these two people even if I use the three-flower jujube to top your lungs!"

"Besides, you said that they are all time travelers. Is it because I didn't get the access card? The treatment is completely different. That Lu Shaozhou said that he was slapped in the face by Ximen Chuuxue every day, but when the two of them practiced eyebrows and swordsmanship, you didn't know each other." Look at it. People are sweet and sweet, and I keep being tragedies. If you say Sikong Zhaixing, wouldn’t you be said by Gong Jiu to be the Dongfang Undefeated version of the beggar gang leader? What is this! Ever since Gong Jiu spread rumors everywhere After saying that I was the subjugated princess who disguised herself as a man for the revival of the Ye family, how many things happened! Subjugated princess, your sister! Ye Gucheng’s father never said anything before he fell in love with anyone If Baiyun City packs it up as Ye Gucheng’s dowry! Have you ever seen a 1.8-meter princess of a subjugated country! You have seen a subjugated princess with hairy legs! Don’t think that Ye Gucheng has no leg hair! If I didn’t wear Ye Gucheng, this Forget it, but this is Ye Gucheng's reputation, how can it be discredited casually, what if he returns to this shell one day and finds that something is wrong and troubles me!"

The man took out his handkerchief, blew his nose hard, wiped away his tears with his cuff, and continued.

"You say I'm not unlucky, I'm not unlucky!"

"It's just these two people who are messing up the situation. I have to continue to fight Ximen Chuuxue on the top of the Forbidden City. I have to be careful that Lu Shaozhou blows the battle letter in the middle, and the matter is not over. Finally, we made an appointment to fight, but that fellow Gong Jiu actually threatened What kind of access system did the emperor set up, and he had to pay thousands of taels to let him in? Do you really think it is easy for me to make money? No way, give it, otherwise the decisive battle would be incomplete, right? But then he sided with the emperor again The emperor himself was protected by a lot of martial arts masters, plus Gong Jiu, I had the courage to assassinate, how difficult it was! I had to arrange someone to fight Ximen Chuuxue first, and hold him down first. But who knew the superiors and me The stand-in was actually fighting against Lu Shaozhou! He loosened and grabbed the sword again, and the resentment attack directly killed the stand-in I had hired so hard. I was bruised and swollen before anyone saw me. Later, it was revealed that it was not Ye Gucheng, but Ye Gucheng's face was used, and the reputation of Baiyun City Lord was completely ruined!"

The handkerchief was already dirty, the man casually threw it behind him.Wipe face again with left sleeve.

"Traveling is risky, reincarnation must be cautious. This is the lesson of my blood and tears! It's okay if you wear the villain BOSS, don't meet strange men like Gong Jiu and Lu Shaozhou. Otherwise, don't be like me without permission, Illegal crossers have no human rights and will die a miserable death!"

He choked a few times, then sang.

"Little cabbage, the ground is yellow, you are in your twenties, you have only timed through. After time travel, you become a boss, you are bullied, you are unlucky to die.

Gong Jiu is a flower, a rare flower in the world, spreading rumors and making fun of me.Lu Shaozhou, the resentment is strong, the nose is bruised and the face is swollen, it's not too light.

Ye Gucheng, bad luck, no backer, and rebellion.It's unlucky for you to cheat, no one cares, whoever you like wears it, I quit! "

After singing like this for a while, the man tore off his sleeve with a thud, buried his face in it and wept loudly.

"Fucking author! You said you want to write a side story and forget it, why do you have to let me wear Ye Gucheng's tragedy me? Ye Gucheng is a beauty, you can't bear to treat me like this? I want to be a stallion Actor! Go to the starting point! Conquer the world! I won’t do it unless I’m compensated!”

A hand rested lightly on the man's shoulder.

The man raised his head, his teary eyes seemed to see a familiar face... the one he saw often in the mirror recently, without some bruises and swollen faces...

"Ye Gucheng!?"

You are mighty and majestic, the time-traveling man, if you made Ye Gucheng's shell like that, you must, you must be able to survive without being killed, right?Hahaha.

The author has something to say: The manuscript box indicates that this chapter is "I must have opened it in the wrong way!" (Legend of Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues)" and the non-responsible extras interspersed in this article, which have basically nothing to do with the plot of the main text.And the inspiration came from the comment about the accidental cross-talk that Tuna said... If you think it is very interesting, go to Taobao and say to write a cross-cutting episode together.But it was clearly said that it was posted on Saturday, and the Taobao card text is dead... Spread your hands.

And, the spoof works in this chapter are as follows

Lu Xun's "Blessing"

Lu Xun's "Kong Yiji"

Jump's various juvenile comics

Cao Xueqin "Dream of Red Mansions"

Liu Zhenwei's "East and West"

Folk Song "Little Cabbage"

Liu Xinquan's "Horse Pole" (lyric writing)

Sick · Stomach churning · Lying on the bed · Ci'er expresses feeling very uncomfortable QAQ wants to vomit.I went to the bathroom to pick my throat before, spit out all the bile, paralyzed...

It's so uncomfortable, I don't want to do anything, and it's uncomfortable to lie down! ! !Vomited and cried tearfully.Drink some soy milk and spit it out!

Thank you for Xia Ye's two thunders and the invisible girl or man's thunder. I wanted to say more but my body couldn't take it anymore.Originally, I planned to add one more chapter today, and I couldn't write the main text.wait for me...