Tremble, mortals!
Chapter 9 Can You Use Martial Arts Only After Being Abused?
The matter is considered to be over, and it is said that it is time to go back to the room to rest, but Gong Jiu has no sleepiness.At this moment, he looked in the mirror with an expression that could only be described as bitter and bitter.
Because the row of titles above his head once again changed from gray to neon bright red.
Title: [Pervert], elementary level, 10% bonus to mental attack power. [-]% experience has become [-]%, obviously not so much before.Just because he sleepwalked and abused himself once, he actually gained so much experience, is this playing him?
Can't go on like this!If things go on like this, one day he will make people run away with the title of the world's number one pervert!Gong Jiu patted the table and stood up.
What was his original plan?Lie a prince's title to cover up this title?Very good, now that I am in the palace, it is said that a good start is half the battle, and he has already achieved half the battle!
The next question is, how to use one's own geographical advantages to obtain the title of the prince.
According to the many large-scale costume TV series that Gong Jiu had watched, he concluded that what he had to do was to please his immediate boss.Don't you see the fairy princess, Huanzhugege, is it because after pleasing the emperor, his status has jumped a thousand feet?Isn't it just telling jokes to make the boss happy, which he is good at.
But there is an important problem here.The crown prince's title is advanced, and the experience has reached 80.00%, so when the experience reaches [-]%, won't the crown prince be promoted to emperor?Maybe when he is upgraded to the emperor's senior level and has [-]% experience, he will become the first emperor?Cough, to get down to business.Even if he pleases the current emperor, he still has to take care of the future emperor, right?Tsk, it's really troublesome.However, for the sake of his title, he didn't care about the fact that the prince entertained him with cold tea.
Gong Jiu felt that he was indeed a magnanimous and good person.
However, he would suddenly run out in the middle of the night to find needles for self-torture, which shows that there may still be some problems with this body.
How much does the original Gong Jiu like to abuse himself?After the self-torture died, the body retained its past habits, and started looking for abuse as soon as the injury on the body was healed.
Really struggling.
And the most important thing is, the martial arts that I can't use normally, actually sleepwalking and using them in this kind of cheating situation!
In the original work, Li Gongjiu's martial arts were comparable to those of Ye Gucheng's Ximen Chuixue, but he was powerless when he switched to himself, and often tripped over the threshold. Finally, he found out that he actually knew martial arts, but it was when he was sleepwalking. used out.
Gong Jiu expressed himself, very sad.
Before the plot came, Gong Jiu felt that he didn't have to worry about it. The identity of Prince Taiping's son was the standard second generation of power. Who could mess with him?But after the plot started, the famous detective Lu Xiaofeng swept across the country like a plague. From the top of the Forbidden City in the imperial city to the remote islands in the South China Sea, this guy was everywhere.Most importantly, the curse of the famous detective!Wherever Lu Xiaofeng went, there were dead people!Thinking about how unjust Gong Jiu's death was in the original book, he was going to kill Lu Xiaofeng, but who knows that the addiction to self-torture suddenly came up.Are you saying you are doing something wrong?He insisted on letting Lu Xiaofeng abuse you, so he was directly poked in the heart to death, right?
Gong Jiu felt that she would not play to death by herself like in the original book, but faced with Lu Xiaofeng, a humanoid doom maker, she had to guard against it!At least one thing, he needs a little bit of martial arts to defend himself. Gong Jiu doesn't want to be able to compete with the sword god and sword fairy, but he should have some foundation.
So the question now is how to get back the original martial arts.
...Speaking of this question, it seems that until now you have successfully used martial arts while sleepwalking tonight, right?If you want to get your martial arts back, you must at least feel the feeling of using martial arts?Gong Jiu felt very distressed.Speaking of which, isn't there a martial art called Drunken Fist that imitates the behavior of a drunk man? Maybe if I want to get back my previous martial arts, I still have to be in a state of sleepwalking?
"Sleepwalking master, the bucket is booming! Sleepwalking master, there is no success and no virtue! Sleepwalking master, a bucket of paste!" Silently imitating the situation after practicing this martial arts according to Lu Dingji and Tianlong Babu, Gong Jiu shook his head vigorously, feeling that this scene was unusually terrifying.
To rule out the method of sleepwalking and practice, is it necessary to practice for ten years?
It's not that Gong Jiu was born lazy. To be honest, how many people in modern times are willing to practice martial arts for decades?How tiring that must be!It's better to hope that one day a chess game will be broken, and an expert will give you enlightenment, or eat a few catties of sweet potatoes and become an archmage with infinite magic power, and a meteor shower will hit your head with some system or space. This is more realistic.
really?Uh, at least for Gong Jiu, it is more realistic to wait for an adventure than to practice hard.
Characters like Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue who spend their entire lives practicing swordsmanship are not something ordinary Gong Jiu can hold a candle to.Gong Jiu's consistent thinking mode is the mentality of ordinary citizens who expect to get something for nothing.
Also, how can I prevent this body from subconsciously sleepwalking and self-abuse again?Think about the modern methods of treating sleepwalking, such as throwing tacks upwards on the ground, this is obviously a different kind of self-abuse, and it is useless at all based on my superb martial arts while sleepwalking.
So what to do?
Gong Jiu felt tangled in his heart.
After much deliberation, Gong Jiu finally decided to go to bed first, the boy who wakes up at five o'clock every morning to go to class can't afford to be hurt!
Climb on the bed, roll over to find a comfortable position, and—
He forgot that there was a circle of embroidery needles pinned to the inner lining of his clothes, so even though he endured the cold wind and cold tea, at this moment, Gong Jiu still felt the pain of being pricked by the needles.
"Aw!" almost howled, alarming the whole palace again, but fortunately this time Gong Jiu reacted quickly, put his fist to his mouth and bit it, and then suppressed his voice.
But the hand was bitten like this, and it hurts.
Gong Jiu stuffed his mouth with one hand, and quickly reached into his clothes with the other hand to pull out all the needles, and then he suddenly found something wrong.
The speed at which he pulled out the needle was too fast.It's not that the action is fluent and fast, but it's as fast as if some special technique has been used.
martial arts?
After just a few breaths, he gathered all the needles between his fingers, and Gong Jiu was stunned.
How did this come about?
Just now, it seemed that after being pricked by a needle, he naturally used martial arts?
Don't tell him that if he wants to use martial arts, he must be abused?
In this eventful night, Gong Jiu finally realized what it means to have a bright future.
Because the row of titles above his head once again changed from gray to neon bright red.
Title: [Pervert], elementary level, 10% bonus to mental attack power. [-]% experience has become [-]%, obviously not so much before.Just because he sleepwalked and abused himself once, he actually gained so much experience, is this playing him?
Can't go on like this!If things go on like this, one day he will make people run away with the title of the world's number one pervert!Gong Jiu patted the table and stood up.
What was his original plan?Lie a prince's title to cover up this title?Very good, now that I am in the palace, it is said that a good start is half the battle, and he has already achieved half the battle!
The next question is, how to use one's own geographical advantages to obtain the title of the prince.
According to the many large-scale costume TV series that Gong Jiu had watched, he concluded that what he had to do was to please his immediate boss.Don't you see the fairy princess, Huanzhugege, is it because after pleasing the emperor, his status has jumped a thousand feet?Isn't it just telling jokes to make the boss happy, which he is good at.
But there is an important problem here.The crown prince's title is advanced, and the experience has reached 80.00%, so when the experience reaches [-]%, won't the crown prince be promoted to emperor?Maybe when he is upgraded to the emperor's senior level and has [-]% experience, he will become the first emperor?Cough, to get down to business.Even if he pleases the current emperor, he still has to take care of the future emperor, right?Tsk, it's really troublesome.However, for the sake of his title, he didn't care about the fact that the prince entertained him with cold tea.
Gong Jiu felt that he was indeed a magnanimous and good person.
However, he would suddenly run out in the middle of the night to find needles for self-torture, which shows that there may still be some problems with this body.
How much does the original Gong Jiu like to abuse himself?After the self-torture died, the body retained its past habits, and started looking for abuse as soon as the injury on the body was healed.
Really struggling.
And the most important thing is, the martial arts that I can't use normally, actually sleepwalking and using them in this kind of cheating situation!
In the original work, Li Gongjiu's martial arts were comparable to those of Ye Gucheng's Ximen Chuixue, but he was powerless when he switched to himself, and often tripped over the threshold. Finally, he found out that he actually knew martial arts, but it was when he was sleepwalking. used out.
Gong Jiu expressed himself, very sad.
Before the plot came, Gong Jiu felt that he didn't have to worry about it. The identity of Prince Taiping's son was the standard second generation of power. Who could mess with him?But after the plot started, the famous detective Lu Xiaofeng swept across the country like a plague. From the top of the Forbidden City in the imperial city to the remote islands in the South China Sea, this guy was everywhere.Most importantly, the curse of the famous detective!Wherever Lu Xiaofeng went, there were dead people!Thinking about how unjust Gong Jiu's death was in the original book, he was going to kill Lu Xiaofeng, but who knows that the addiction to self-torture suddenly came up.Are you saying you are doing something wrong?He insisted on letting Lu Xiaofeng abuse you, so he was directly poked in the heart to death, right?
Gong Jiu felt that she would not play to death by herself like in the original book, but faced with Lu Xiaofeng, a humanoid doom maker, she had to guard against it!At least one thing, he needs a little bit of martial arts to defend himself. Gong Jiu doesn't want to be able to compete with the sword god and sword fairy, but he should have some foundation.
So the question now is how to get back the original martial arts.
...Speaking of this question, it seems that until now you have successfully used martial arts while sleepwalking tonight, right?If you want to get your martial arts back, you must at least feel the feeling of using martial arts?Gong Jiu felt very distressed.Speaking of which, isn't there a martial art called Drunken Fist that imitates the behavior of a drunk man? Maybe if I want to get back my previous martial arts, I still have to be in a state of sleepwalking?
"Sleepwalking master, the bucket is booming! Sleepwalking master, there is no success and no virtue! Sleepwalking master, a bucket of paste!" Silently imitating the situation after practicing this martial arts according to Lu Dingji and Tianlong Babu, Gong Jiu shook his head vigorously, feeling that this scene was unusually terrifying.
To rule out the method of sleepwalking and practice, is it necessary to practice for ten years?
It's not that Gong Jiu was born lazy. To be honest, how many people in modern times are willing to practice martial arts for decades?How tiring that must be!It's better to hope that one day a chess game will be broken, and an expert will give you enlightenment, or eat a few catties of sweet potatoes and become an archmage with infinite magic power, and a meteor shower will hit your head with some system or space. This is more realistic.
really?Uh, at least for Gong Jiu, it is more realistic to wait for an adventure than to practice hard.
Characters like Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue who spend their entire lives practicing swordsmanship are not something ordinary Gong Jiu can hold a candle to.Gong Jiu's consistent thinking mode is the mentality of ordinary citizens who expect to get something for nothing.
Also, how can I prevent this body from subconsciously sleepwalking and self-abuse again?Think about the modern methods of treating sleepwalking, such as throwing tacks upwards on the ground, this is obviously a different kind of self-abuse, and it is useless at all based on my superb martial arts while sleepwalking.
So what to do?
Gong Jiu felt tangled in his heart.
After much deliberation, Gong Jiu finally decided to go to bed first, the boy who wakes up at five o'clock every morning to go to class can't afford to be hurt!
Climb on the bed, roll over to find a comfortable position, and—
He forgot that there was a circle of embroidery needles pinned to the inner lining of his clothes, so even though he endured the cold wind and cold tea, at this moment, Gong Jiu still felt the pain of being pricked by the needles.
"Aw!" almost howled, alarming the whole palace again, but fortunately this time Gong Jiu reacted quickly, put his fist to his mouth and bit it, and then suppressed his voice.
But the hand was bitten like this, and it hurts.
Gong Jiu stuffed his mouth with one hand, and quickly reached into his clothes with the other hand to pull out all the needles, and then he suddenly found something wrong.
The speed at which he pulled out the needle was too fast.It's not that the action is fluent and fast, but it's as fast as if some special technique has been used.
martial arts?
After just a few breaths, he gathered all the needles between his fingers, and Gong Jiu was stunned.
How did this come about?
Just now, it seemed that after being pricked by a needle, he naturally used martial arts?
Don't tell him that if he wants to use martial arts, he must be abused?
In this eventful night, Gong Jiu finally realized what it means to have a bright future.
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