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Chapter 32 Sirius' Pants

Two years, Harry still has two years to enjoy his youth and school time to the fullest.And two years later, what he will face will be the darkest and cruelest life, and perhaps the harsh punishment of using time.

Harry had been prepared, long before he had planned it all.

You cannot rebuke the cruelty of fate,

Don't regret your ups and downs,

Because fate will always give you a little discount,

Let you sneak a look at the green weeds on the side of the road,

And that disgusting caterpillar in the grass.

Beauty and ugliness are always together, happiness and pain are always like double-sided mirrors, neither can be separated.Without either one, the charm of the other is halved.

What is pain?

Pain is the best catalyst to discover happiness.

Suddenly, Harry tilted his head and slammed it against the window.The back of his head was pumped.

Harry covered his forehead: "..."

"Don't make such a doomsday expression, it really doesn't suit you." James withdrew his hand, walked across from Harry, and sat down on the windowsill.

Harry scratched his messy hair, and he realized that no matter what serious business was going on, as long as James was involved, it would definitely turn a corner and head straight in a weird direction. "I'm just thinking, James. That's philosophy."

James showed a look of swallowing a slug alive, "Come on, philosophy is a fart. If you want me to say, we just have to learn to put the middle finger on life—" James raised it rather un-Britishly. With both hands, put up the middle finger, "then say—"

Harry and James said in unison: "FUCKYOU——!"

James and Harry are not at all alike.Harry always tries to find some beauty in unsatisfactory, but James is always so free and easy, because he will say no to "unsatisfactory", because he will say you to a bad life, and then live again.

"James, did I say I love you?" Harry reached out and rubbed his head, but the hedgehog-like head didn't feel very good.

"Of course I know you love me, but I already have Lily." James looked at Harry sadly, "It's not that I don't love you, it's just that you're late buddy."

"What's wrong with this?" Remus walked over with a dozen papers and looked at the two Potters.

"We are twin brothers, James, but why am I late, and Lily is with you justifiably?"

Remus laughed like a jet plane, "Don't be afraid of Harry, you know, I'm always by your side."

Harry: "Ah, my knight—"

Remus: "Oh, my princess—"

Peeves suddenly flew over their heads: "Lupine is in love with little Potter—! Knight princess, princess knight! You disgusting fags—!"

Snape's footsteps stopped suddenly, he looked not far ahead, Remus knelt on one knee in front of Harry with exaggerated movements, holding a dozen parchments in his hands comically.He knew it was just a silly joke, but the expression on his face unexpectedly became stiff.

"Hey, Snape!"

Snape glanced at Remus, hesitated for a moment, then immediately turned around and strode to the right.

"Snape...!" Harry jumped off the ledge and stumbled after him, "Uh... we were just joking... where are you going?"

"Is it related to you?" Snape said in a bad tone.

Harry rubbed his nose, "Well, I just wanted to tell you...the corridor over there is a dead end, and the end is the girls' bathroom."

Snape's slender body shook violently, he stopped in embarrassment and hesitation, he turned around suddenly and shouted at Harry Potter in a vicious voice: "Where I go has anything to do with you, Harry?" Potter?!"

Looking at the face that suddenly approached him, Harry stared at Snape's big nose and laughed, "It really doesn't seem to be my business, then, go ahead."

The furious little bat shriveled up like a punctured balloon.He gave Harry a vicious look with unwilling angry eyes, turned his head and walked back.

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As James said, sometimes we have to learn to give the middle finger to a bad life.

This is not evasion, nor timidity, but a more free and easy concept of life.We've got to live, so why not have a good time?

Voldemort is like an immortal xiaoqiang, and Harry has been ravaging him for seven years before he overthrows the old mortal.So when you can't do anything, why not find an easier way to live.Especially with a group of live treasures beside him.

Harry got a camera out of nowhere, the body was so stupid that Harry hung it on his chest, and it almost fell off his neck.Ah, by the way, there is also a flashlight, the old-fashioned one, like a pole, you have to hold it in your hand, and you need to flash it manually when taking pictures.

Harry seems to be obsessed with photography and carries his camera everywhere.The flash was stupid as hell and smoked every time a picture was taken, but Harry couldn't get enough of it.

Harry handed the camera to Fili, strode to his friends, sat on the lawn, put his arms around James and looked at the camera with a smile.

"Okay, one-two-hey, Snotlite," Harry turned his head and looked up at Snape standing behind him with difficulty, "can't you just smile?"

Snape stood awkwardly, looking down at Harry, grinning a stiff, slightly mocking sneer.

Harry rolled his eyes at him, raised his arm and slammed his leg hard.

Sirius pressed Harry's head from the side, "Okay, let's take a photo!" He said, supporting Harry's head and pushing it forward, "Listen to my order, one—three— -eggplant!"

"Bang"!

"Oh! Merlin! Fili, are you okay?!"

A puff of thick smoke dissipated, Feili spit, raised his hand to wipe his scorched face, gritted his teeth and showed a ferocious smile, "...I'm fine."

Harry was busy taking pictures, he wanted to take pictures of his friends and loved ones, and record their smiling faces.

Because it is the only belief that can support him.

"If you don't believe me, let's make a bet. I'll offer ten Galleons!" James took out a gold coin and slapped it in front of Sirius.

Sirius whistled, "What a huge sum of money! I don't have any money, so how about betting on my pants?" He raised his eyebrows and shook his legs handsomely.

James stared gravely at his thighs, and then suddenly called out to Harry, "Come on Harry! Sirius bet on his pants! Snape until he laughs!"

Harry looked at the stern-faced Snape, scratching his head and trying to think of a way.He reached out to touch Snape's face, but was slapped away.

Snape took half a step back, he pursed his lips and looked at the wolf-like Harry Potter, "...you...if you remember the so-called etiquette, don't use your dog's paw to move your feet !"

Harry looked at him and smiled, and it was rare that he didn't argue with him, "Can't you just smile and think it was a charity given to me by your master Snape? We are already in the sixth grade, and we should graduate soon. Harry glanced at James, then blinked suddenly, "Just smile, and Sirius' trousers are yours, and you can take them off whenever you want."

Snape frowned, as if he wasn't used to it, he folded his hands on his chest, and looked at the stupid dog Black with disdain, "What use do I want his pants? Think hard, old man." special!"

"...we're out in the open now," Harry said, looking at Sirius, who was still shivering. "We can, well, you know, we have the right to get our loot back right away—"

"You mean—" Snape raised his eyebrows, and he looked around. There are quite a few students basking in the sun right now.His eyes narrowed, and he looked at the camera—smiling.

There was a soft "boom" and the flash flashed, leaving a rare photo of Snape smiling.

"...Snotling! You cunning and vicious snake—!"

James hugged Sirius, threw him to the ground and pressed his hands firmly, "Quick! Quickly take off his pants—!"

Lily's eyes widened instantly, "Are you serious?!"

Remus laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath, but it didn't stop him from watching the show. He joyfully threw himself on Sirius' kicking legs, and shouted with a big laugh, "Harry! Severus— —! Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore!"

Harry stared at them dumbfounded, but then he ran over.Sirius was held down hands and feet, like a lamb being slaughtered.Harry couldn't help laughing, and reached out and lifted his jacket and grabbed the waistband of his trousers.

"...Harry! Harry, you're my good brother, you can't—ah! Stop it!"

Sirius looked at Harry in despair, his face flushed red, he tried his best to avoid it, but it only made himself more embarrassed, like a little girl who lost her virginity.

Harry couldn't help wanting to laugh, he unbuttoned Sirius' belt, and in the midst of everyone's attention, stretched his wicked little paws towards Sirius' trousers zipper...

"forget it."

Harry's hand was pulled suddenly, Snape grabbed Harry's wrist, watched Sirius curl his lips, and pulled Harry up as if to be kind.

James looked at the relieved Sirius, and said with a strange smile, "But we didn't say we'd let you off, buddy. Peter—come on!"

A hog-killing scream broke through the sky: "Peter Pedilou! I hate you—! You beasts!"

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