Pretending to be a rival in love variety shows

The soup was hot, the dishes were served, and everyone was present, and the film crew swallowed their saliva and got into position to shoot.

The cooks also serve as hosts, Chen Boyun and He Xuansi are eloquent, and the atmosphere is heated up after a few words.

In the end, He Xuansi smiled and said, "Then today, Brother Gu should talk first?"

Before Gu Fangye had time to refuse, Chen Boyun said: "It is necessary, Mr. Gu, please!"

"..."

OK, then, let's talk.

Gu Fangye frowned and pondered for two seconds, then said lightly: "I have been in love three times, one in junior high school, which lasted for 13 days. In the end, she thought I was too cold for not supporting her. She thought I was not a qualified boyfriend, so she dumped me." Once in high school, we talked for two months, she was not in a good mood, she felt that there were too many girls around me, she was jealous, had low self-esteem, her grades dropped drastically, and was discovered by the head teacher later, so she was divided; once in college, um... …this one, all good, but it dumped me in a week.”

Yao Xintong asked softly, "Why?"

The others nodded and looked at Gu Fangye.Probably the same as Yao Xintong thought, Gu Fangye was dumped with such a good condition?

Gu Fangye said vaguely: "That means we are not suitable, and then it is the graduation season."

He paused, looked around the table, and said, "Next."

Gu Fangye wanted to say that this time we should go clockwise and let Lu Guang speak. He really wanted to hear from Lu Guang, but He Xuansi quickly clapped his hands and answered, "Okay, brother Lang Yi."

Gu Fang listened absent-mindedly, and spoke one by one in turn.

Some people didn’t talk for a long time, just like Gu Fangye, they summed it up in a few words. Some people talked about recalling the past, either sad or complaining. Well, it's just a gathering of old friends for many years.

Before she knew it, Yao Xintong had been talking about her first love boyfriend for half an hour, and You Minshu beside her had handed her paper three times to wipe her tears.

Lu Guang kept silent.

Gu Fangye has been reserved since the egg dumpling's oolong.

The line of sight is always shifted to the right.

Don't see, don't hear, don't feel the light of the road on the left.

After Lu Guang's apology was interrupted, he didn't intend to repeat it, and Gu Fangye didn't want to look like he was particularly willing to make friends with him, so he came up and said it's okay, I forgive you.

So be so reserved.

When He Xuansi replaced You Minshu and handed Yao Xintong the fourth handkerchief, Gu Fangye couldn't hold back anymore.

The atmosphere during the meal also dropped to freezing point.

Yao Xintong realized later, apologized, and choked up and said, "I'm sorry, I'm done."

Behind Yao Xintong is You Minshu. According to the script, Gu Fangye should keep an eye on You Minshu.

But he couldn't help it.

Gu Fangye took a deep breath, thinking in his mind how he should say the first sentence to Lu Guang.

"Why didn't you say anything, comfort? I thought you would be particularly sympathetic to Yao Xintong's experience."

Would it be too sarcastic?

Still saying, "Why didn't you speak, what are you thinking?"

Or, "What do you think of Yao Xintong? I think she looks like you."

In fact, there is no likeness.

Although they all seem to have a delicate sensibility, it can be said that they are very different.

Lu Guang didn't complain about himself to the point where his grief overflowed like water.Lu Guang... just like his name, the sun is shining brightly.

Or ask a question about the show.

When Gu Fangye met Lu Guang in the study last night, he wanted to show off to him.

"Hey! I received three exciting letters yesterday, and now the points are 13.3, how about you?"

It's just that when he thought that the letter came because he revealed his identity as the "overlord", he felt that it was meaningless.

"Hey."

Lu Guang poked Gu Fangye's elbow.

Gu Fangye's face turned pale with shock, but his face was steady, he turned his head calmly, and asked in a deep voice, "What's the matter."

Lu Guang pointed to the two boxes of crab sticks at Lang Yi and He Xuansi's side: "Can you bring us a box?"

"You..." Gu Fangye was confused for a moment.

Chen Boyun urged: "Quick, quick."

Gu Fangye:?

He reached for it and glanced at the plate in front of them.

Good guy.

The dishes around the two of them were almost empty.Just a plate of chicken wing bones.

He said, who has been pouring the contents of the pot all the time, so it turns out that these two people are all focused on eating?

Gu Fangye threw the crab stick to Chen Boyun with a sullen face.

Lu Guang stretched out his hand with a dazed and innocent face.

Chen Boyun patted Lu Guang: "Quick, Xiaolu, the tofu curd is ready, hurry up!"

Lu Guang happily said, "Alright."

Gu Fangye: "..."

He was still wondering if Lu Guang was sad because he had not been forgiven.

He really thought too much.

accurate.

As soon as Gu Fangye was upset, he began to use the rights bestowed by the director team to talk nonsense, emphasizing the so-called bossy style: "Hot pot is such a boring thing, you guys eat it so happily, if you really want to taste food, you must taste food The taste itself, what you eat here, is just the same seasoning taste."

His voice was not loud, even Chen Boyun couldn't hear him clearly, only Lu Guang received his message clearly.

Lu Guang just dipped the bean curd in the self-adjusted sauce and put it in his mouth.

He looked at Gu Fangye, chewed it twice, and swallowed the bean curd.

He whispered: "But the original taste of bean curd is not delicious. Cook it in a spicy pot and add sauce, it will be delicious."

Gu Fangye stared into Lu Guang's eyes, and said indifferently: "This can only show that the 20 yuan bean curd in the supermarket freezer is cheap and inferior, and it is not worth buying. Not only that, the crab sticks, ham sausage, Spam and bacon are all low-quality synthetic products, and all you can taste is plastic and flavors, oh, and hot pot bottoms.”

Lu Guang's chopsticks "slapped" onto the table.

He froze for a long time, said "oh", picked up the chopsticks, but didn't eat any more.

Gu Fangye was a little satisfied, but also a little uneasy.

It is Zhan Binwei's turn to tell the story of love.

After Yao Xintong, everyone spoke very quickly.

Lu Guang thought for a while, then whispered to Gu Fangye, "I'm sorry about what happened yesterday."

Gu Fangye waited for another apology, this time, he could finally respond logically!

He replied: "Yeah."

I don't know if Lu Guang felt his sincerity in forgiving him with great compassion?

At this time, Zhan Binwei finished speaking, and Chen Boyun wiped his mouth: "It's my turn?"

He tilted his head down half a glass of Coke, shook his legs and said, "Don't look at me like this, in fact, he was also a popular male god in high school before high school. The love letters from girls are piled up on my desk every day, and Q on weekends is all in school. A friend application from a little girl outside, I couldn’t even finish the breakfast the girls brought me this morning, and my tablemate back then has done me a lot of honor.”

Lu Guang turned to look at him: "Wow."

Gu Fangye:? ? ?

what happened?Did you say nothing about forgiving him?

He Xuansi smiled and said: "Then you have a rich love history. So far we have talked about Brother Lang Yi the most. We talked eight times. Can you break the record?"

Chen Boyun shook his index finger: "Just like Mr. Gu, I only talked about three. This is the self-control of elite men like us."

He Xuansi: "Pfft."

Chen Boyun sighed: "Of course, I'm not as good as Mr. Gu. My charm has plummeted since high school. It's just because the boys in the class ran around like animals when I entered high school. Even if I have a handsome face, I don't know Unknowingly, everyone is lost."

He Xuansi said: "It shouldn't be, your face should be more lethal than ordinary tall boys. ——If your opponent is Gu Fangye Luguang, pretend I didn't say anything."

Chen Boyun sighed: "Although it's not, I'm no longer perfect. So I will encounter such an embarrassing situation. The girl I like doesn't like me, but I don't feel like it. It's a tragedy in the world."

Everyone comforted him, this is normal, even if he is as handsome as Gu Fangye, he was dumped twice after falling in love three times.

Chen Boyun thumped the table and said: "People are more angry than people, his love at least lasts through youth, and I have three loves, all of which were in junior high school. I have been single for ten years!"

He drank another Coke, wiped his mouth, and said in pain, "Stop talking, Xiaolu, it's your turn."

Lu Guang hesitated for a moment.

He struggled and said, "I... don't know if I count as talking."

People: "Huh?"

Nan Li enthusiastically said: "What's the situation, tell us and we can help you judge?"

Lu Guang bit his lower lip.

Gu Fangye's heart skipped a beat.This, no matter how it looks, is a bit like being emotionally hurt.

Wait, it's none of Lu Guang's business to be hurt.

Fuck, who, this little sun hurts too?

Wait a minute, did he hurt Lu Guang a little bit just now, what he said about poor quality food?

Gu Fangye had a thousand thoughts in his mind.

Lu Guang slowly said: "My relationship experience - I don't know if it counts as being in love, maybe two. One time was from junior high school to high school. She met me at the same table in junior high school and has always been very kind to me. Well, I joined the school basketball team in high school, and the team members called her sister-in-law or sister-in-law or something. She didn’t refute it and I didn’t refute it, but we haven’t established a relationship, and we haven’t said that I like you, nor have I said that I am your boyfriend. Or a girlfriend or something. Later... something happened to my family, my parents were both sick, my mother had several major operations, my father had to take medicine for his illness, and my house was sold for not enough money, so I came out Part-time job, at first she chatted with me online, then she replied more and more slowly, then she never replied to me, and then deleted all my friends. We never said we broke up. But, it’s over.”

Gu Fangye's heart sank.

Not only him, but everyone here, especially the girls, the shining "maternal brilliance" in their eyes is going to blind people's eyes.

You Minshu asked softly, "What about the second paragraph?"

Lu Guang scratched his head.

"The second paragraph... I don't know how to say it, it's very strange and short. He said he liked me very much, he... he was very kind to me-before, and he was a very good person. I said it was too sudden Now, I may need to think about it... I'm also quite confused, I just feel that everything is normal and weird."

Chen Boyun interjected: "I understand, your incoherent narration."

Yao Xintong asked, "Is she pretty?"

Lu Guang: "Huh?"

Yao Xintong said in a low voice: "I think, if people are nice and beautiful, they shouldn't make you messy. Only if they are not good-looking, will people be embarrassed..."

Yao Xintong mentioned several times in her pain report for more than half an hour just now that she was not beautiful enough, that's why her first love cheated, they broke up, and she failed repeatedly in love.

Lu Guang shook his head: "No, no, it's not a question of whether he is pretty or not, he, he..."

He is male!

But that cannot be said.Lu Guang still has this common sense.

Nan Li: "Then you didn't promise her?"

Lu Guang said: "One day he was in a bar and got too drunk, so he called me to pick him up. I went and found a lot of his friends in the bar, so he introduced me to them. I drank some wine. I don't remember Did I agree, the situation is a bit out of my control, and I am also in a mess, so let's take it as if I agreed, and then we talked for less than a week, he, he..."

Lu Guang couldn't tell.

He looked around and pointed at the camera: "I can't let it out after I say it. Everyone, think about it. In less than a week, I really can't do it, so I told him to break up. Then! He told me , His original words were, 'Did you misunderstand and break up? I never said I was dating you'. I was... a little confused. Anyway, it ended later. This relationship should not be regarded as a serious relationship. "

Nan Li: "Ah."

You Minshu: "My God."

He Xuansi: "It's too miserable."

Yao Xintong: "It's so pitiful."

Zhuo Zixi: "Oh, innocent puppy hook."

Lu Guang:?

All men:?