Pretending to be a rival in love variety shows

The family banquet dishes taste very good, fresh and delicious.

Lu Guang ate satisfactorily, rubbed his belly, and his brows and eyes were stained with sadness.

You Minshu propped his chin and looked at him with a smile: "What's the matter, are you not happy with your meal?"

Lu Guang shook his head and said, "It's delicious, I'm very happy! Even the morning jogging has been canceled for the past two days, and the abdominal muscles seem to have disappeared a bit."

He sighed.

You Minshu leaned over and said, "No."

Lu Guang: "Yes!"

You Minshu pursed his lower lip: "Can I touch it to make sure?"

Lu Guang blushed slightly.

His body was upright, a little stiff, his neck was straight, and he didn't dare to read You Min's book, so he said softly, "Okay, if my sister wants to touch..."

Gu Fangye patted his lower abdomen with his hand.

Then he said to You Minshu: "I confirmed for you, it is indeed still there."

Lu Guang covered his stomach.

You Minshu looked at Gu Fangye, then at Lu Guang.

She seemed to be doing it on purpose, and said with a smile: "Then I want to touch it even more."

Gu Fangye smiled and stood up: "Play slowly, I'll pay first."

Out of sight is pure.

……

You Minshu is very measured, and he just tastes it.

Her fingertips are slender and her fingertips are soft.

There is an attractive perfume smell on the body.

Through the thin T-shirt of Luguang, her fingers were a little cold.

Score at the touch of a button.

You Minshu smiled sweetly at Lu Guang, and said some words of praise and surprise.

Lu Guang whispered, "Thank you."

You Minshu almost stuck to his ear and said, "Brother, you are really cute. I like you a little bit."

Lu Guang: "..."

He didn't know what to say, so he blushed and said thank you again.

When Gu Fangye came back, he saw You Minshu smiling charmingly, and Lu Guang was like a boy from a good family who was molested but enjoyed it.

Gu Fangye was silent and had a heart attack alone.

Fortunately, the director quickly cue the next process.

I'm going to start looking for stories about Chunyan Ancient Town.

In addition to eating and drinking, Chunyan Ancient Town also has many temples full of local cultural characteristics.

This is a great place to naturally find stories.

The three of them followed the trend of tourists, went in and bought talismans, burned incense, and asked for lottery in various ways.

You Minshu had always been interested in the statue of the merman before he entered the ancient town, and before releasing the lottery, he asked the monks in the temple.

The monk really told them a story.

"A thousand years ago, Chunyan Ancient Town was just a small village by the sea. The villagers lived by fishing and believed in the god of the sea. There was a child. On the day he was born, there was a storm on the sea, which caused a tsunami, and the village was flooded. The man did not come back—the father of the child was also among them, and many people in the village were killed or injured. People only thought it was an ordinary tragedy. After that, 1000 years passed without incident, and the child had grown into a handsome boy, At the beginning, like his predecessors, he made a living by fishing. On his 14th birthday, the tsunami came again. Since then, the small village has never been calm, with continuous storms and waves, the village was almost destroyed. The fortuneteller in the village consulted the sea god, and learned that the crux of the problem lies in the boy."

All three listened carefully.

You Minshu asked: "Is this boy the merman?"

The monk smiled lightly, beckoning her to be calm, and continued, "Rumors quickly spread throughout the village. It was because the boy had a grudge against the sea god in his previous life, and he was retaliated in this life. To save the village, the boy must be thrown into the sea and sacrificed." Sacrificial to the sea god. When the boy heard the news, he was very angry at first, unwilling to believe it, and fought against the villagers and hid. However, the storm became stronger day by day, and the losses of the villagers increased day by day, houses were destroyed, and food He was washed away, crying every night. The boy finally couldn't bear it anymore, and walked to the beach facing the moonlight, let the storm hit him with open hands, and then jumped into the sea. Soon after, the wind and waves stopped."

The monk said: "Afterwards, people never saw him again. Only the fortune-teller made another divination, saying that he had cleared his sins and was enlightened by the sea god. The fortune-teller said that he saw a boy who lived in the sea and looked like a mermaid. Sea God asked him to protect the small village, and he agreed, and even came to thank the fortune-teller. Since then, he has become the patron saint of the small village, and now he is also the patron saint of Chunyan Ancient Town."

Gu Fangye: "...???"

He was shocked and said: "That's it? It's just that the whole village forced a boy to death with a bad conscience and lied to himself that he would live well after jumping into the sea? Still a patron saint? Protect [expletive]—"

Monk Amitabha: "It's just a legend, don't take it seriously. Almighty master, the lottery is finished, let's come in and listen one by one. Oh, by the way, the lottery fee is [-] per person."

Gu Fangye: "..."

Lu Guang: "..."

You Minshu: "Then I'll go in first!"

After about 5 minutes, You Minshu came out.

Then Gu Fangye went in.

Gu Fangye stayed for nearly half an hour.

It took too long, and everyone suspected that something had happened, so they asked the monk at the door to go in and have a look. After reading it, he said: "Amitabha, the donor and the master have a predestined relationship, and they are still chatting."

Urged three times.

Not long after the monk came back for the third time and repeated the above remarks, Gu Fangye finally came out.

Holding a golden toad, a string of sandalwood bracelets, a piece of jade, and a pile of talismans in his hand.

Lu Guang was curious: "You are?"

Gu Fangye was a little embarrassed, and forced himself to be indifferent: "The master said that I have a twists and turns in love, and these can help me change my life."

You Minshu: "That's what he told me too! But I didn't buy it. I don't think he's right."

Gu Fangye said lightly: "A little money can buy peace of mind."

He turned his head and urged Lu Guang: "It's your turn, go quickly."

Lu Guang approached the room.

The master is a middle-aged monk, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and a round body. He said kindly: "Benefactor, please sit down."

Lu Guang sat down and said, "Hello."

The master said: "Benefactor, what you are asking for is also a marriage lottery."

Lu Guang: "Yes."

It's a love variety show!Of course you have to ask for a marriage lottery.

The master glanced at him, his eyes were fixed, and his face suddenly became serious: "Benefactor, I see that your seal is black, and the whole body is full of mold, which is a sign of falling into a quagmire."

Lu Guang: "Huh?"

The master lowered his head, opened the drawer, and took out a golden toad: "It only takes 888 to save your bad appearance."

Lu Guang: "..."

Did Gu Fangye spend 888 to buy this thing? !This thing doesn't even look like real gold at all.

Lu Guang said tactfully, "I don't need it."

The master said: "You and I are destined, I will give you a [-]% discount."

Lu Guang: "...No need. You should continue to talk about my marriage lottery."

The master put away the golden toad with regret, and sighed: "The fate of a person is closely related. It is precisely because of your poor marriage that I can see that your road ahead is bumpy."

Lu Guang said, "Isn't it good? Didn't you say it was the lottery?"

The master shook his head and said: "There is no chance to meet each other. The shadows of willows are stacked, the shadows of flowers are scattered, and the clouds cover the fog. You have to keep the clouds open to see the moonlight."

Lu Guang half understood.

The master said: "In this way, as long as 188, my master's hand-made fortune-changing talisman will be brought home for you. This fortune-changing talisman can make the clouds and fog dissipate in an instant, and you will be able to know who is sincere about you." Waiting for you, no one has any plans."

Lu Guang was stunned for a moment.

"Beside?" He asked in confusion.

The master clasped his palms together and said, "That's right, marriage is by your side. Little friend, do you want to cut?"

...not a local monk.

Lu Guang stood up and said, "Thank you, no need."

He went out and found that only You Minshu was waiting for him.

"Where's Brother Gu?"

You Minshu said: "He heard that the monks here have some exclusive massage techniques. He said that his mother's lumbar spine has not been very good. He wants to learn two hands and go home to give his mother a massage."

Lu Guang followed You Minshu and walked around the temple.

There are quite a lot of tourists.

You Minshu said in a low voice: "I just checked on the Internet, and they said that their signature is very accurate. How did that master tell you?"

Lu Guang said: "First of all, let me tell you that I am going to be unlucky, and ask me if I can buy a golden toad."

You Minshu wondered: "Is it true that the same rhetoric doesn't change? Why do you tell me that I'm going to be unlucky?"

Lu Guang also whispered, there are all believers and monks here, and he might not be looking for a beating: "I think it's a lie, it's all for selling things. My father has been cheated several times, so I won't be fooled."

You Minshu felt relieved.

The two went on to find stories and take photos of the scene.

In the evening, Gu Fangye came out of the temple, and the three gathered at the gate of the temple.

The sweat on Gu Fangye's body was still wet.

Those who didn't know thought what he was doing.

You Minshu said, "How did you make it like this?"

Gu Fangye said indifferently: "Only after learning, massage is physical labor."

But although he was tired and hot, he was very happy.

Ask the two of them, "What would you like to eat tonight?"

……

Today's recording ended much earlier than yesterday.

Back to the hotel after dinner.

Gu Fangye took a shower as soon as he got back, and then urged Lu Guang to take a shower.

"Have you been sweating after running outside for a day? The air conditioner in the room is so low that you have caught a cold after blowing it for a long time, so go quickly."

After Lu Guang finished washing, the things Gu Fangye took out from somewhere were neatly placed on the edge of the bed.

Lu Guang asked, "What are these?"

Gu Fangye stared at Lu Guang with a restrained expression, and smiled slightly: "Let me give you a massage."

Lu Guang:? ? ?

Gu Fangye slowly explained the reason why he had typed countless drafts: "The main reason is to verify my learning results today, and then, didn't you say last night that your leg hurts recently? Maybe it's because you're too tired from recording variety shows. Muscle damage, maybe it will get better if you press it."

Lu Guang nodded in confusion.

He stood there for a while, being stared at eagerly by Gu Fangye, he reacted and hesitantly took off the little dinosaur's jacket.

Then get down.

Lu Guang's voice was muffled in the pillow: "Is that so?"

Gu Fangye's Adam's apple rolled, his voice was slightly hoarse: "Yes."

Lu Guang hugged the pillow and paused: "Hey, it's so strange, I'm a little shy."

Gu Fangye danced wildly in his heart.

He's shy, he's shy!What's so shy about two men!Pure massage!Being shy means that he must have other ideas!

On the surface, Gu Fangye was calm and unhurried: "Northern people don't even wear shorts when they scrub in the bathroom."

Lu Guang sighed slightly: "Hey, I'm from the south."

Gu Fangye's hand fell on his back, Lu Guang trembled slightly, and the hairs on his arms stood on end.

Maybe he has never seen the world.Lu Guang thought, it's just a massage.Throat is dry, cheeks are hot, perception is too sharp, and that's it.