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The Internet is lively, but Yi Qian is even more autistic...

The most painful thing in life is to remember everything the next day after drinking and going crazy.

A glass of wine wasn't enough to break him.

But he didn't know why he did so many embarrassing things last night.

Yi Qian had been sitting on the bed for almost two hours.

He read all Weibo.

All the things he did yesterday were recorded on the screen.

It's just... so embarrassing.

It was Jiang Heng who brought him back last night, and the door was unlocked.

Jiang Heng knocked on the door for a long time but no one made a sound. When he opened the door and came in, he saw Yi Qian sitting on the bed with his head drooping.

Jiang Heng thought of something funny and smiled, "Are you awake?"

Yi Qian didn't move.

He wished he could just disappear.

"Remember what you did yesterday?"

Yi Qian didn't want to answer.

Jiang Heng folded his arms and laughed, "Would you like to drink next time?"

Yesterday, Yi Qian said what he had said for 18 years in one breath, and he didn't want to speak again in the short term.

Jiang Heng said: "Get up, wash your face and go downstairs to eat, we will start training in the afternoon."

What else are you training for?

He just wanted to find a place to bury himself now.

Jiang Heng laughed so hard that he didn't dare to be too wild, Ren's shoulders trembled, "Don't worry, no one dares to laugh at you, I will beat whoever makes fun of you."

Yi Qian pointed at him.

Jiang Heng pinched the fingertips he stretched out, and smiled, "Then you may have to do it yourself, I am not willing to beat myself."

Yi Qian grabbed the pillow and threw it over.

Jiang Heng hugged the pillow, "Oh, the little boss has committed domestic violence."

Yi Qian: "Shut up."

"Don't speak ill of him!"

"No, say he's not good!"

"Can't!"

Someone sorted out what Yi Qian said last night and posted it on Weibo.

Jiang Heng downloaded these three sentences and set them as ringtones.

During training, Jiang Heng's cell phone rang suddenly, and Yi Qian missed a trembling skill...

Jiang Heng clicked his tongue, "Baby, the mental quality needs to be strengthened, how can a ringtone scare you?"

Zhu Qimiao and the others already knew from Weibo that Yi Qian drank too much to live broadcast last night.

Jiang Heng warned them not to laugh at Yi Qian in front of him again, but who the hell can't bear it!

Zhu Qimiao was almost breathless, when he heard the ringtone all of a sudden, he broke his power immediately, "Hahahaha Jiang Heng, you just kill me, tell us not to laugh, and then you make it into a ringtone yourself, I'm psychologically The quality is good, but I can't stand it!"

Zhu Qimiao smiled, and Lin Chen and Tong Lan couldn't help it anymore.

Yi Qian glared at Jiang Heng, the zipper was pulled out with sparks.

Tong Lan laughed.

finished calf...

Brother Qian is angry...

The result of Yi Qian's anger was that he posted the video of Jiang Heng's opening the door on Weibo.

Poor Bai Li wants to suffer together with him.

The laughter suddenly changed from Yi Qian to Jiang Heng.

It was not polite to laugh at Jiang Heng and Zhu Qimiao, he was pressed and beaten by Jiang Heng non-stop.

Jiang Heng finished tidying up the old seventh, and sat back, "Little boss, we have become enemies, let's go, and use force to resolve it."

...

At the end of the day, Jiang Heng found a problem.

Yi Qian's three blue lights can be shot towards him, but they can't be hit against others.

Both Lin Chen and Tong Lan, the seventh child, couldn't force his three blue lights.

It's past twelve o'clock.

Jiang Heng found that his condition was getting worse and worse.

Jiang Heng touched his forehead, "I knew it!"

He always likes to turn the air conditioner up to [-] degrees. He didn't sleep the night before, and he was drunk again yesterday. Today, he was so languid that he thought it was because of those hot searches, but it turned out that he had a fever!

Jiang Heng said, "I'll go buy medicine for you."

Yi Qian didn't look energetic, and his jacket was zipped down to the neck, "Don't eat."

Jiang Heng: "Go to the hospital without taking the medicine, it's your choice."

Yi Qian was silent for a long time, "Sesame dumpling."

Jiang Heng clicked his tongue, "It's midnight young master, where can I buy sesame balls?"

Yi Qian lowered his head and remained silent.

Jiang Heng pressed his forehead and asked him to look up, "I'll go and see where I can buy sesame balls, can you go upstairs first?"

Yi Qian looked at him, "Me too."

Seeing his obedient appearance, Jiang Heng asked him, "Do you want to accompany me, or are you afraid that I won't be able to buy sesame balls?"

Before he opened his mouth, Jiang Heng reminded him, "I'll talk about it after I think about it, otherwise I won't take you there."

Yi Qian moved the corner of his mouth, "I feel bad."

Jiang Heng: "..."

OK, really OK.

Take me to death!

There is really no place to buy sesame dumplings at this time.

Jiang Heng asked several late-night snack shops, but they didn't have any, and finally bought a fried yuanxiao at a shop.

Yi Qian sat in the co-pilot and ate three of them in one go, holding a packed box.

Jiang Heng stood at the car door and looked at him, "Are you going to choke yourself to death?"

Yi Qian grabbed a Sai Jiangheng and put it in his mouth, "It's not delicious."

Jiang Heng who was being fed: "..."

Jiang Heng laughed angrily: "It's not delicious, you give it to me?"

It's really not tasty.

Too oily and too hard.

Yi Qian lowered his head and continued stuffing it into his mouth.

Jiang Heng snatched away the packing box, "If it doesn't taste good, don't eat it, take the medicine first, and I'll go to the breakfast shop to buy you sesame dumplings tomorrow morning."

Yi Qian glanced at the medicine box, "Have you bought it for Xiao Nan?"

Jiang Heng: "What to buy?"

Yi Qian pointed to the packing box in his hand, and then to the medicine next to him.

Jiang Heng's face twitched a little, "Am I crazy? Buy him sesame dumplings in the middle of the night? Besides, he's as strong as a bull, I'll buy him a ghost drug!"

Yi Qian lowered his head, neither believing nor disbelief.

Jiang Heng asked him, "Why did you suddenly mention Xiao Nan?"

Yi Qian: "Do you still like him?"

Jiang Heng felt like he was deaf...

He pointed to himself, "Me? Who do I like?"

Yi Qian: "Xiao Nan."

Jiang Heng: "Fart!"

Jiang Heng threw the unfinished fried Lantern Festival to the side of the road, walked around to the other side and got into the car, and drove back without saying a word.

He threw the medicine to Yi Qian, "Take it."

Yi Qian secretly stuffed the medicine box under the cushion...

Jiang Heng calmed down his irritable mood, and asked him, "Who told you that I like Xiao Nan?"

Yi Qian's voice was very nasal, and when he spoke, he sounded like a lamb, "Xiao Nan."

Jiang Heng gritted his teeth, "What else did he say?"

"You treat me well..."

Yi Qian sniffed.

Jiang Heng: "That's true."

"Just like him."

Jiang Heng: "..."

Kill the person surnamed Xiao!

Yi Qian started repeating Xiao Nan's words as if the gate had been opened.

"You did to him what you did to me, when you two were together..."

Jiang Heng was speechless, "Have I ever been with him?"

Yi Qian nodded as if he had seen it with his own eyes, "Yeah."

Yi Qian continued pouring beans: "You don't form a CP with him because you don't want him to be judged."

Jiang Heng: I fucking want him to die!

Yi Qian: "He lied, but you didn't clarify because you still like him."

Jiang Heng blurted out, "I like fucking!"

Yi Qian opened his mouth and had difficulty breathing, "Huh?"

Jiang Heng was so angry that he had a headache, "What? I'm swearing, I don't really like his mother."

"Oh."

After a while, Yi Qian asked, "Do you still like him?"

Jiang Heng corrected: "There is no 'yet', and there is no 'before', never. If I say you are an idiot, you can believe what he says! If I like him, what will I do with you? I will pay you back Buy medicine? And buy you sesame dumplings?"

Yi Qian thought it made sense.

"Scumbag, maybe."

Jiang Heng: "..."

I'm fucking heartbroken!

At two o'clock in the morning, Bai Li was awakened by a knock on the door.

He squinted his eyes to open the door, and saw Jiang Heng and Yi Qian standing at the door.

Bai Li, who was woken up halfway through his sleep, was a little aggressive, "What are you guys doing?"

Jiang Heng covered his face and asked, "Did I buy Xiao Nan supper?"

Bai Li looked dazed and wanted to kill him, "Why did you buy him supper?"

Jiang Heng asked again: "Have I ever bought medicine for him?"

Bai Li frowned: "Buy medicine? Does he use you to buy medicine like opening a pharmacy?"

Jiang Heng: "Have I ever been with him?"

The corner of Bai Li's mouth twitched, "Are you sick?"

Jiang Heng said: "I'm not sick, the young master is sick and has a fever."

Bai Li looked at Yi Qian, "You still don't sleep when you're sick?"

Jiang Heng was so angry that he lost his temper, he said: "Sleep after asking, he needs to know the real situation, Xiao Nan told him that I was with him, I will ask you to prove it to the little boss, hurry up , he has a fever, you hurry up and I'll take him to sleep."

Bai Li looked at Jiang Heng, and then at Yi Qian.

The door shut with a bang...

He scolded through the door: "Crazy, you two, go to the other side, stay up in the middle of the night and run to my door to abuse dogs, homosexuality is amazing!"

Jiang Heng: "..."

Yi Qian: "..."

Jiang Heng slammed the door and said, "It's nothing to do with homosexuality, you solo mother! You haven't proved it to me yet!"

Bai Li opened the door, "Prove it shit! I only found out that you like men two days ago, and I would only know that you have this hobby if you were with Xiao Nan? I've fucking separated you from the little boss a long time ago." It's so far away, can it still make you flirt all day long?"

After Bai Li finished speaking viciously, he closed the door again.

Jiang Heng felt relieved now.

He turned to look at Yi Qian, "Did you hear that?"

Yi Qian only heard Bai Li scolding him...

Jiang Heng asked him, "I have proved my innocence now, what then? What do you want to say?"

Yi Qian thought for a while, "Is CP still in the group?"

Speaking of cp, Jiang Heng became angry, he clenched his teeth, "If I don't team up with you, are you going to find that kid in the middle valley?"

Yi Qian: "Are you still in the group?"

Jiang Heng saw that others were a little swaying, and frowned, "Group, can it be cheaper for others if you don't group?"

Yi Qian didn't say that even if he didn't form a CP with him, he wouldn't form a team with An Ze.

he does not like.

Jiang Heng frowned and asked, "Have you taken the medicine?"

Yi Qian turned to the beginning and whispered, "Eat."

Jiang Heng took him to the door of the room, "Go to bed, don't take a shower today, keep the door unlocked, put the phone next to the pillow, call me if you feel uncomfortable."

Yi Qian stood there without moving.

Jiang Heng smirked, "Why, do you want me to take you in? You are not afraid that I will do something to you when the night is dark and windy?"

Yi Qian watched him silently.

Based on Jiang Heng's experience, he either does not speak, or it is definitely not easy to speak.

It turns out that Jiang Heng guessed right...

"Rape-rape?"

Jiang Heng: "..."

Yi Qian despised Jiang Heng feebly, "Stupid, I can call."

At night, Jiang Heng was so angry and wanted to laugh, "What are you going to call?"

"Help."

Jiang Heng burst out laughing.

Can't stand it, it's too cute!

Jiang Heng pulled the man over and touched his forehead, "Call it, it's not a man if you don't call it."

Yi Qian pushed him away, "Go, I'm going to faint."

Jiang Heng held the door with his hands, "It's just a matter of rape when you faint, it's so easy."

Yi Qian looked at him blankly, "You want the dead too?"

Yi Qian wanted to close the door, but Jiang Heng put his hand on the door and didn't let go.

"Have you taken medicine?"

Just as Yi Qian was about to say he took it, Jiang Heng warned him: "After thinking about it, I'll go find the medicine box in the car in a while, if you haven't taken it..."

Thinking about it, there is nothing to threaten him.

Jiang Heng said: "I'll just kiss you, are you afraid?"

Yi Qian blinked at him for a while.

"I do not want to eat."

I knew he didn't eat it.

Jiang Heng asked him: "Where did you hide the medicine?"

Yi Qian grabbed the zipper to pull it, but Jiang Heng pressed his hand, "Where?"

"...under the cushion."

Jiang Heng simply took Yi Qian in and watched him lie down, the air conditioner was turned to 27 degrees, and the remote control was put into his trousers pocket.

After finishing the work, Jiang Heng sighed, "It's the first time in my life to take care of someone, and I'm still disobedient."

Yi Qian lifted the quilt up, exposing only his eyes.

Jiang Heng stood by the bed, "I'm still a few money-spreading boys away from the God of Wealth?"

Yi Qian said: "If you don't take medicine, you will be one short."

Only one short, isn't that close?

Jiang Heng asked, "How about taking medicine?"

Yi Qian: "Ten."

Jiang Heng: "..."

The difference of ten is arsenic-shuang!

Jiang Heng clicked his tongue, "Do you still want to eat the sesame dumplings tomorrow morning?"

"think."

Jiang Heng: "How much can you reduce?"

Yi Qian stretched out a hand with five fingers spread out.

Jiang Heng pressed down his fingers one by one, turning them into fists.

"How about minus ten?"

Yi Qian raised his index finger and hooked it down...

Minus nine.

Early the next morning, Auntie saw Jiang Heng coming back from outside with a bag of sesame dumplings in his hand.

The aunt asked him: "Are you hungry? Do you want me to get you something warm to eat? You go out to buy it. Why do you only buy sesame balls and buy so much when you come back?"

Jiang Heng yawned and said, "I bought it for the little boss, he wanted to eat this last night."

Aunt: "Oh, you are just like a child, and you are too. I went to buy this for him before I woke up. Just leave a note for me. I'll buy it for you."

Jiang Heng smiled and said, "No, I have to buy it myself, so that I can be sincere."

Auntie glanced at the sesame dumpling in his hand with an expression that I knew everything, "You just use this to show your sincerity? It's not sincere enough."

Jiang Heng: "Auntie knows the sincerity of what I'm saying?"

The aunt snorted at him, "Who can't tell, you are a baby all day long, and Yi Qian only loves you. He follows you wherever you go. Look, who else does he follow besides you? Auntie is just old. , the eyes are still working."

Those who can enter G&P are indeed not ordinary people, even the aunt is like a fairy.

Jiang Heng humbly asked for advice, "What does Auntie think is sincerity?"

The aunt said: "Of course I have to send flowers. Both Mr. Meng and Mr. Xiao Xu have been married for several years and still often send flowers. What's the matter with you sending sesame balls?"

It was also Jiang Heng's first time opening up wasteland, so he was not very familiar with these things.

Jiang Heng came over, "Does he like flowers?"

Auntie clicked his tongue, "Send it if you like it or not, and want to talk to someone without sending flowers, you have a good idea!"

Jiang Heng smiled while holding the sesame ball, "Auntie, you know a lot."

Auntie is very proud, "I'm from here, I've seen everything, if you can't figure it out, just ask me, I'll help you find a solution."

Jiang Heng nodded, feeling that Auntie is more reliable than those guys.

"By the way, Auntie, Xiaoqian had a fever last night. He doesn't want to take medicine. Does drinking hot water help?"

The aunt glared at him, "Hey, people are not straight, and there is also the problem of that straight man, what kind of hot water do you drink, you need to be considerate and take care of it at this time, coax you if you don't take medicine, sick people It's the best coaxing."

Jiang Heng: "..."

Is it a problem of straight men to drink hot water?

Isn't that a common problem of human beings!

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-01-0210:00:32~2021-01-0312:00:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 serious face;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 30 bottles of LoT; 20 bottles of Yuanzai Bobo Candy; 5 bottles of Qiu Qiyue; 3 bottles of Serious Face; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!