Wearing into the play and flirting with the goddess GL

In front of Jinhuang Palace, on Sifang Street.

The phoenix of Princess Wei came slowly amidst the lively and festive rituals and music. The people of Jin joined the road to welcome her, and they were all discussing the beauty of the princess of the enemy country.

Qiu Lingxuan hibernates in the restaurant beside the road, seeing the princess's phoenix driving closer and closer, and the assassin hiding in the dark ready to move, she suddenly feels that this scene looks familiar, as if she has seen it in some drama.

Which drama is it?

As soon as the whistle sounded, all the assassins rushed out. Wei Guo's guards all stepped forward to meet the assassins when they saw the assassins for the first time.

Seeing that there was no one in front of the princess, Qiu Lingxuan lowered her arms with open arms, and entered the sedan chair with a long sword. Layers of light gauze and cloth were torn open, revealing a beautiful picture that Qiu Lingxuan was so familiar with. Face.

"Feifei?" Qiu Lingxuan was taken aback, and hurriedly withdrew her sword, "Why are you here?"

The people in the sedan chair didn't answer, but looked at Qiu Lingxuan with a pair of beautiful eyes that were uncertain and uncertain, and Qiu Lingxuan's heart suddenly softened into a puddle of spring water.

[Host, kill her, you can pass through this world by killing her. 】The system is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

Through your sister!

Even if killing her could own the whole world, Qiu Lingxuan couldn't stab this sword.So she turned her sword and stabbed an assassin who was trying to attack the princess, straight to the heart.

The assassin thought that he was sure to die, but Qiu Lingxuan just swipe lightly and clicked.

The other party was taken aback, and then said: "Friend, if you don't intend to be an enemy of us, please step aside, I am very grateful."

Qiu Lingxuan: "Who has no intention of being your enemy, I thought I was acting as a military stand-in on the set just now, so I just clicked with you, you try to touch my goddess again?"

Seeing that she had no intention of stepping aside, the assassin exchanged a glance with his companion and swung his saber forward.

Qiu Lingxuan said to herself, they are all 100 yuan a day group performances on the set, who is afraid of anyone, and rushed out with the handle of the knife tightly, and after three or four tricks with those assassins, he killed a general in the crowd Characters, chop those assassins down like chopping vegetables.

When Qiu Lingxuan saw this person, she was even more convinced that she had transmigrated into the play, so she quickly rubbed the soles of her feet with oil and ran away.

"Stop, don't run!" The general raised his knife and wanted to chase.

A slender hand as white as jade stretched out from inside the sedan chair, "General He Shi, let her go."

****

In the Jinhuang Palace, in a deserted courtyard, faint laughter could be heard.

"Hahaha, I actually transmigrated into a drama filmed by the goddess? Is it true? I wasn't dreaming? I transmigrated into a drama filmed by Feifei? Hahaha...hahahaha..."

[Host, you have been laughing for more than an hour, if you are crazy, tell me, so I can change the host. 】

"Hahaha, I'm not crazy, I'm just too happy hahahahahaha..." I hiccupped from laughing!

Qiu Lingxuan studied dance and practiced some martial arts. In order to chase stars, she gave up her good job and went to the set to act as a stand-in. She worked hard to climb up step by step, just to meet Xia Shifei one day.

Huang Tian paid off, one day she finally got a chance to be Xia Shifei's stand-in, just when she was going to see Xia Shifei, the system told her: You are dead.

Qiu Lingxuan: WTF?

Fortunately, God opened my eyes, she actually transmigrated into a drama filmed by Xia Shifei, "System, why didn't you tell me earlier that I transmigrated into a drama filmed by Xia Shifei?"

System indifferent face: [Just to prevent this from happening now. ] But this situation still happened, and the system couldn't help thinking of the bloody and tearful lesson of the predecessors: don't choose idiot fans as hosts, especially Xia Shifei's idiot fans!

Now... I will cry if I talk too much!

Qiu Lingxuan: "Tell me about my identity in this show. I'm a dancer, right? What's my name?"

The system continued with a cold face: [I even forgot my name and said I'm not crazy!Your name is Huo Yuexi, and you are a famous dancer in the state of Jin. The traitor Zhu Jisheng bought you to please the emperor. Unfortunately, before you could be favored by the emperor, your goddess came. 】

Qiu Lingxuan patted her head: "I remembered, there is such a character who was poisoned to death by Concubine Liu Gui after only living five episodes, right?"

[It’s good that you know, if you killed Wei Yaru just now, started a war, and caused Wei State to destroy Jin State, then the subsequent plot of the palace fight would not be able to proceed, and the mission would be over.Now... wait to die! 】

"So exaggerated?" Qiu Lingxuan rubbed her chin and began to seriously think about how to complete the task.

The system she is bound to is an anti-social and anti-human three-no system. The ultimate goal is to destroy the original plot, disrupt the original story system, and make the character settings collapse and distort.

The world I am in, no, the drama I am in is called "Jin Palace Flower Moon", which is a palace drama filmed by Xia Shifei two years ago. Qiu Lingxuan has watched it back and forth more than ten times.

Without him, it's because Xia Shifei's appearance in this drama is particularly good-looking.

The story is about a certain dynasty, there are three kingdoms of Jin, Wei and Yan, they are constantly fighting each other, and the people are in dire straits.

A generation of celebrities, Wei Ge, lobbied the countries, and made the Jin and Wei countries turn their enemies into friends and marry their relatives.

Wei Yaru, the princess of Wei State played by Xia Shifei, was sent to Jin State to get married because she was a concubine.

Fearing that Jin and Wei would join hands to deal with him, Yan Guo sent people to assassinate Wei Yaru, intending to provoke a war and reap the benefits, but the assassination would end in failure.

Although the system wanted to help the country of Yan, it was a pity that Qiu Lingxuan turned against him, and Wei Yaru married the king of the country of Jin as scheduled.

But how many happy couples are there in political marriage?The young emperor of the Jin Kingdom did not trust Wei Yaru from the very beginning, not to mention the vicious and difficult concubine Liu Gui in the harem. The assassination was just a small episode of Wei Yaru's journey to the Jin Kingdom, and the more difficult and dangerous road was yet to come.

Qiu Lingxuan asked the system, "Where is the story going now, can you let me see it?"

【Have. 】

The system has functions such as panoramic character map, instant teleportation, future time wheel, beauty filter, and some black technology.

Qiu Lingxuan opened the panoramic character map, and the first thing she saw was a map of the Three Kingdoms of Jin, Wei and Yan. The map was dotted with stars, marking the location of the main characters in the play.

Qiu Lingxuan read out an address, and the part of the state of Jin kept zooming in and out until the Imperial Palace of Jin, the Qianluan Hall where the Empress Dowager Ceremony was being held.

Just after Wei Yaru's conferment ceremony was completed, there was a burst of heavy and dull bells outside, a total of 27 times.

"Oops, it's the death knell. The empress dowager is dead." Qiu Lingxuan murmured, and then saw a palace official running in. The princes, nobles, civil and military officials who heard the news all burst into tears and were heartbroken. Absolutely.

The happy event turned into a funeral, and the empress dowager, who was already dissatisfied with her marriage, disliked Wei Yaru even more. Although it was not easy to point out that Wei Yaru was a disaster star, she took the opportunity to ask the emperor to keep filial piety for the empress dowager for three years on the grounds that "everything is good and filial piety is the first". No drinking and eating meat, no entertainment, singing and dancing, let alone the rituals of husband and wife.

Draw the key points, do not perform the ceremony of husband and wife.

If the queen is a wife and the concubines are concubines, the emperor cannot perform the rituals of husband and wife with Wei Yaru, but he can have sex with Liu Guifei and others, because they are concubines, not wives.

Although everyone knows that the ceremony of husband and wife refers to the matter of the bed, and it is not acceptable to marry wives and concubines, but the Empress Dowager is all about the word "wife".

Within three years, as long as Liu Enshu gave birth to a boy and a half girl, the Empress Dowager can make her the crown prince. After a few years, Wei Yaru will be abolished on the grounds of "nothing to come out", and Liu Enshu will be established as the queen. The influence of the Queen Mother's family in the court.

Wei Yaru is so smart, of course he knows that the empress dowager's trick is to make her a queen who is not worthy of her name, but she is a daughter-in-law who has just passed the family. She can't say anything, otherwise it is unfilial.

Fortunately, the Wei Guo envoys who accompanied him were not too stupid. Someone stood up and said: "It is good to put filial piety first, but the emperor is the honor of a country, the lord of the four directions, and he is responsible for the blessings and misfortunes of all people. How can he follow the old ways and abandon the affairs of the country? ?”

"Yes, yes, Queen Mother, please think twice." The envoy of Wei State and some officials of Jin State said.

The queen mother glanced at all the ministers, and said with a smile: "General He doesn't know something. The empress dowager helped Emperor Tianwu restore the country, and I am here today. It is really indispensable. The emperor can also handle state affairs during his filial piety. What's the difference?" Can't?"

"Then what's wrong with having a harmonious husband and wife and spreading branches and leaves? Although we are envoys of the Wei Kingdom, I would like to say one more thing. There is nothing wrong with keeping filial piety, but three years is really too long."

Qiu Lingxuan shook her head, thinking that a general is a general after all, how can his scheming compare to the scheming Empress Dowager Jin?

Sure enough, the Empress Dowager seized this loophole and questioned: "In the past, Emperor Wen personally tasted the decoction, and Tan Zi deer milk served him. Three years was not too long. Why is General He so unable to bear loneliness?"

It's not He Shi who said this, it's obviously Wei Yaru who can't stand loneliness!

As soon as the queen mother said this, the envoys of Wei State glared at him. Wei Yaru was insulted for no reason, and he was wronged with tears in his eyes. He bowed to the queen mother Yingying: "Everything is good and filial piety is the first. The queen mother's words are not bad. My son is willing to accompany the emperor. Go to the ancestral mausoleum to observe mourning for three years..."

He Shi held down the hilt of his sword and said in a low voice, "Princess..."

"Huh?" Wei Yaru looked at He Shi, her eyes were soft and gentle, but He Shi couldn't say a word. Her eyes went from the palace servants with indifferent expressions, to the officials who watched the excitement, and finally stayed on the emperor who had no idea. With a grievance crying on his body, he said meaningfully:

"It's only natural for the emperor to keep his filial piety for the empress dowager, but the ancestral mausoleum is far away, and the memorials sent by the officials may not be guaranteed to be missed. At that time, I will ask the empress dowager to help me read it. When I was in Weiguo, I once heard people say that the empress dowager broke up three times." In the case of private salt, fighting against the five marquises, it is a blessing for all the people to have a queen mother in the Jin Dynasty! This time, the emperor will feel more at ease if there is a queen mother in charge of the government."

Wei Yaru's words sounded like flattery to the Empress Dowager at first glance, but in fact it was to remind the Emperor how the Empress Dowager interfered in the government affairs before. The Empress Dowager slapped the table angrily when she heard this, "You..." she wanted to have an attack but she didn't.

It turned out that the Empress Dowager Jin had dominated the government for many years and was unwilling to return the power to the new emperor. The new emperor was quite private and opposed the empress dowager's interference in politics many times. This time, it was to weaken the power of the Queen Mother. Liu Enshu, the queen mother's niece, is the queen.

Seeing this, Wei Yaru quickly knelt down, "Queen mother, what's the matter, did my son say something wrong?" The look of bowing her head and tears made me feel pity. Growing up to be the queen of the world?

Qiu Lingxuan's starry eyes: "Little poor girl, I really want to hug her, when did I have such good acting skills, blah blah~"

Back at the scene, the emperor, who had been staying out of the matter, came out to make a rescue after hearing Wei Yaru's words:

Three years is too long, and seven to seven days is too short, then one year.The ancestral mausoleum is too far away, and there is no news, so the Taimiao Temple of Heaven will go to court in the morning and observe filial piety in the afternoon.I don't drink or eat meat, I don't entertain with singing and dancing, but if there are envoys from neighboring countries coming to the court, or there are festivals and happy events, I should adapt to the situation, what do you think?

How dare all the ministers speak?

So things were settled like this, "keeping filial piety" changed from three years to one year, drinking and eating meat, entertainment and singing and dancing can all be adapted according to circumstances, but it is not possible to perform husband and wife rituals with Wei Yaru.

It's a pity that within a hundred days of the Empress Dowager, the envoys of Yan State came to visit, and the emperor lifted the ban on alcohol and meat. Later, in order to compare with the envoys of Yan State, he released the ban on singing and dancing.

Huo Yuexi, the most famous dancer in the state of Jin, stood out in this song and dance, and won the emperor's favor.

Qiu Lingxuan: "A scumbag who doesn't take responsibility. My goddess, Feifei, looks like a fairy with both talents and virtues. You don't like it. Instead, you like Huo Yuexi, a coquettish bitch who can only sing and dance. I'm really pissed off!"

System: [Ahem, host, I have to remind you, you are that alluring bitch! 】

Qiu Lingxuan: "..."

The author has something to say: The first story: Today is also a day of disaster for the country and the people

CP: Virtuous Queen X Misfortune Concubine

Wei Yaru: You evil concubine who has brought disaster to the country and the people, die!

Qiu Lingxuan: EXM?Queen, you are so beautiful that weeping ghosts and gods, you actually say that I am a disaster for the country and the people?You forced me to bring disaster on the country and the people!If I harm the country and the people, then you will harm me.