Wearing into the play and flirting with the goddess GL
Chapter 16 Gongdou Opera
Wei Yaru cooks the bird's nest by himself, and invites the emperor, queen mother, Liu Enshu, Huo Yuexi and all concubines who can be named in the palace.
Liu Enshu: "Queen Mother, this looks like a Hongmen Banquet."
The Queen Mother said angrily, "I'm not blind yet!"
"Then what should we do?"
"What should I do? Who made you proud of being favored? You are even pregnant and you don't know how to restrain yourself. Huo Yuexi is a Jianghu girl who is ignorant. You humiliate Wei Yaru so much. How can Wei Yaru swallow this breath? Now the third prince is enthroned and proclaimed emperor. , this matter will not be settled easily, you still let Wei Yaru say this, otherwise Wei Guo will attack, the people will be displaced, and the country will be destroyed, what do you do?"
The emperor echoed from the side: "The queen mother is right."
Liu Enshu said unwillingly: "But at the beginning I wanted Wei Yaru to cook bird's nest porridge, and you agreed, Your Majesty."
The emperor: "Isn't that because you kept begging? I was so annoyed by you that I couldn't do anything..."
"Okay! It's time, let's go." The Queen Mother shook her head and went to the "Hongmen Banquet" together.
Wei Yaru saw that Liu Enshu's belly was slightly protruding, and warmly invited her to sit down, and wanted to serve her porridge himself.
Liu Enshu quickly refused: "Empress, you have a golden body, how dare my sister bother you." She stood up and bowed to Wei Yaru, "I also hope that my sister will forgive me for her young and ignorant. My sister apologized."
How flamboyant and domineering Liu Enshu was, she knelt down to Wei Yaru to admit her mistake in front of so many people, even the empress dowager couldn't believe it.
Wei Yaru's smile was as warm as spring, and he helped Liu Enshu up, "what's the matter with my sister, you are pregnant, and as a sister, I naturally have to take care of you more, come, try, my sister is not good at cooking, please don't dislike her."
"How could it be? My sister is beautiful and kind-hearted, so what she makes must be perfect, not to mention the bird's nest that was specially sent from Weiguo." After taking a sip, her expression was a little subtle.
All the people present except the emperor and the queen mother knew that Liu Enshu was fake pregnancy, and they all tensed up to watch the drama between the two: Did Liu Enshu pretend to be poisoned to frame Wei Yaru, or Wei Yaru wanted to kill Liu Enshu's child regardless of his oath.
But, neither.
Liu Enshu's expression quickly returned to normal, and she drank several mouthfuls of bird's nest porridge, "It's delicious, delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious, smooth and glutinous bird's nest, it's worthy of being made by the empress herself."
"Really?" Wei Yaru smiled sweetly, "That's good, everyone drinks too, it's a shame."
Everyone drank one after another with expressions of eating shit, but soon it turned into admiration.
Qiu Lingxuan took a sip in doubt, and she felt like she was lying, "Haven't you ever eaten bird's nest when bullying me? This is obviously what..."
Seeing that everyone was almost drunk, Wei Yaru asked, "I wonder how my bird's nest is doing?"
"Good! Wei's homemade bird's nest is really unique, and the empress cooks it herself, which is even more different."
"I have never eaten such a delicious bird's nest in my life. It is the best in the world."
Everyone who has acting skills is soaring, and those who don't have acting skills are immersed in eating.
Qiu Lingxuan licked the spoon resentfully, thinking: This is the perfect "Emperor's New Clothes", no concubine in the room dares to tell the truth.
I offended her so much before, will she kill me?
Come here for whatever you're afraid of, Wei Yaru looked around the concubines for a while, and finally focused on Qiu Lingxuan who was licking the spoon.
"Yuexi, what do you think?"
Qiu Lingxuan: "It's delicious, very delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious bird's nest."
Qiu Lingxuan was the first person to set off a "soup craze" in the palace, and also the first concubine in the history of Jin who dared to let the queen cook porridge for her concubine, which can be said to be the root of all evil.
Everyone kept their eyes on Huo Yuexi, but the corner of their eyes couldn't help but glance towards Huo Yuexi.
Wei Yaru walked up to Qiu Lingxuan, knelt down and said, "Why do you eat so little, Xing'er, bring another bowl for Concubine Huo."
"Thank you Empress, Yue Xi has eaten a lot." Qiu Lingxuan stuffed it into her mouth as she said, the translucent porridge almost overflowed.
Wei Yaru smiled, took out a handkerchief and wiped her mouth, "Eat slowly, if you want to eat later, I can make it for you anytime."
Qiu Lingxuan couldn't help dodging, thinking that who would dare to let you cook porridge after today!While dodging, her lips touched Wei Yaru's finger, it was cool, Qiu Lingxuan didn't know what she was thinking, so she even licked it.
Qiu Lingxuan: "..."
Wei Yaru: "..."
The two were stunned on the spot!
There was a sudden "clang" in the silence, breaking the silence, the emperor stood up, "I've had enough, this is bird's nest porridge!"
Wei Yaru stood up abruptly, and said arrogantly: "What is that?"
"This is……"
A man like a small general broke in regardless of the palace guards' obstruction, "Report to the emperor, I have an urgent report, the [-] troops of the Yan Kingdom have settled in Li County, and they have the intention of occupying Jiangbei."
The emperor: "Where's Zhu Jisheng? Didn't I let Zhu Jisheng guard Jiangbei?"
"Master Zhu, he, he..."
"He, what is he? Say it quickly!" the emperor said angrily.
"It is rumored that Master Zhu bought grain at a low price in Li County and sold it to the victims in Jiangbei at a high price. People stay in Jiangbei."
"What?" The emperor sat down slumped, as if he had been hollowed out, instantly aged several years.
All the concubines were silent.
Wei Yaru glanced at the crowd, stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, my concubine can write a letter to my brother, asking him to send troops to support Jiangbei."
The emperor's eyes ignited, "Really?"
Wei Yaru: "Seriously!" Seeing the tiles all over the floor, he picked up one and asked, "By the way, Your Majesty, you seem to have something to say to your concubine just now?"
The emperor: "Well, this... yes, what I want to say is that this is not bird's nest porridge at all, it is simply a rich liquid. The queen's craftsmanship is truly unique in Weiguo. You have both virtue and ability, gentle and virtuous, how lucky I am to have it!" You are such a good queen."
Wei Yaru bowed his head slightly and saluted, "The emperor has praised you."
Qiu Lingxuan was still reminiscing about that lick just now: Your Majesty, are you not guilty?
Really fragrant!
System: [Report to the host, Liu Enshu's collapse is 4%, personal progress is 4% in total, Wei Yaru's collapse is 10%, personal progress is 20% in total.So far, the total level of collapse of this world is 90%, which is only 10% of Wei Yaru's to complete the task. 】
……
"My concubine, I should have listened to you in the first place. Either investigate the military smuggling case to the end and kill Pei Changfeng, or don't tear yourself apart with Pei Changfeng. Now Pei Changfeng holds the military power but refuses to send troops to fight, and he refuses to delegate power to others. My state of Jin is in a state of being slaughtered by others, what should I do?"
Qiu Lingxuan: "Your Majesty, you did the right thing. Although General Pei was rebellious in the later stage, he was loyal in the early stage. Killing him rashly will inevitably chill the hearts of others. If you want to blame it, you should blame the concubine. The empress cooks lotus seed porridge, if it wasn't for me, concubine Liu Gui would not have followed suit, and the empress would not be so angry."
The emperor: "It's not your fault, I know, you didn't mean it."
Qiu Lingxuan: "It's my fault."
The emperor: "It's not your fault."
Qiu Lingxuan: "It's my fault."
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it, what's the use of talking about it now?" The emperor is still defending Qiu Lingxuan, "The queen said that she is willing to ask Wei Guo to send troops to solve the siege of Jiangbei. What do you think, my concubine? You are the only one around who can talk, so you must help me find a way."
Qiu Lingxuan: "It's true that the queen wants Wei Guo to send troops to break the siege of Jiangbei, but it's easier to ask God than to send God away."
The emperor: "You mean?"
Qiu Lingxuan quickly said: "No, the concubine didn't say anything."
She should have thought earlier that even if the emperor acquiesced, as long as Wei Yaru made it clear that he did not want to see Prince Yan, the emperor would not force her to go.
But she still went, the reason is very simple, she went voluntarily, and there was only one purpose: to unite Yan State to threaten Jin State. The king doesn't love her Wei Yaru that much, so why is she still staying in Jin?
If Qiu Lingxuan's guess is correct, Wei Yaru asked Prince Yan to pretend to send troops to Jiangbei, and Wei Guo came to rescue the urgent need, so as to improve his status in Jin.
Maybe more than that, with Wei Yaru's current ambitions, what she wants is not just a bad breath, but the whole Jiangbei, even...
"It's too scary." Qiu Lingxuan couldn't help talking to herself.
The emperor was curious, "Aifei, what are you talking about, what did you think of?"
"No, no." You can't tell the emperor this idea, otherwise the emperor will definitely be unfavorable to Wei Yaru.
Although in this way the conflict between the emperor and the queen will be even greater, and Qiu Lingxuan's mission will be completed more smoothly, but Qiu Lingxuan would rather hurt herself than Wei Yaru.
But the emperor... Although the emperor is not a good emperor, he is also an infatuated person, so there is nothing to say to Qiu Lingxuan.
Qiu Lingxuan thought if she could help him, she said, "Your Majesty, when I was among the people, I often heard people say that the ancestor emperor once gave the founding general Qiu Zicang a gold medal. Whoever won it can command the three armies. If we can find this token, we can seize military power from General Pei."
The emperor frowned: "But this token has already been buried in the ground with Chief Qiu Zicang. Later, Qiu Zicang's tomb was stolen, and the token has long since disappeared. How can this be good?"
Qiu Lingxuan: "It's okay, we'll pretend we found it. Most of the soldiers in the army are superstitious, not to mention you are the current emperor. What you say and the token will definitely win the hearts of the three armies."
The emperor nodded in relief, and praised: "My dear concubine, you are so smart, you can think of such a way, it's great to have you."
"Your Majesty has won the prize." Qiu Lingxuan lowered her head with embarrassment: I am wrong to ruin your country, and it is your fault to thank me for being ruined.
As Qiu Lingxuan expected, after breaking the siege of Jiangbei, Wei Guo did intend to occupy Jiangbei. Fortunately, Qiu Lingxuan had people forge tokens and send troops to Jiangbei in time, so that Jiangbei would not fall into the hands of Wei Guo.
Wei Yaru clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Sister Yuexi is really clever, I am ashamed of myself."
Qiu Lingxuan said modestly: "My sister doesn't talk, my sister should learn more from her." Now she is afraid of Wei Yaru to death.
Wei Yaru smiled: "You seem unfamiliar when you say that. Since I came back from Jiangbei, we haven't said anything close to myself. Before I left, you said that you knew there was a place in the palace where you can see beautiful stars. Where is it? How about Talk tonight?"
Qiu Lingxuan was flattered: "Okay, okay!"
The author has something to say: Wei Yaru: After get off work, I will go to the bedroom, let's have a good chat.
Liu Enshu: "Queen Mother, this looks like a Hongmen Banquet."
The Queen Mother said angrily, "I'm not blind yet!"
"Then what should we do?"
"What should I do? Who made you proud of being favored? You are even pregnant and you don't know how to restrain yourself. Huo Yuexi is a Jianghu girl who is ignorant. You humiliate Wei Yaru so much. How can Wei Yaru swallow this breath? Now the third prince is enthroned and proclaimed emperor. , this matter will not be settled easily, you still let Wei Yaru say this, otherwise Wei Guo will attack, the people will be displaced, and the country will be destroyed, what do you do?"
The emperor echoed from the side: "The queen mother is right."
Liu Enshu said unwillingly: "But at the beginning I wanted Wei Yaru to cook bird's nest porridge, and you agreed, Your Majesty."
The emperor: "Isn't that because you kept begging? I was so annoyed by you that I couldn't do anything..."
"Okay! It's time, let's go." The Queen Mother shook her head and went to the "Hongmen Banquet" together.
Wei Yaru saw that Liu Enshu's belly was slightly protruding, and warmly invited her to sit down, and wanted to serve her porridge himself.
Liu Enshu quickly refused: "Empress, you have a golden body, how dare my sister bother you." She stood up and bowed to Wei Yaru, "I also hope that my sister will forgive me for her young and ignorant. My sister apologized."
How flamboyant and domineering Liu Enshu was, she knelt down to Wei Yaru to admit her mistake in front of so many people, even the empress dowager couldn't believe it.
Wei Yaru's smile was as warm as spring, and he helped Liu Enshu up, "what's the matter with my sister, you are pregnant, and as a sister, I naturally have to take care of you more, come, try, my sister is not good at cooking, please don't dislike her."
"How could it be? My sister is beautiful and kind-hearted, so what she makes must be perfect, not to mention the bird's nest that was specially sent from Weiguo." After taking a sip, her expression was a little subtle.
All the people present except the emperor and the queen mother knew that Liu Enshu was fake pregnancy, and they all tensed up to watch the drama between the two: Did Liu Enshu pretend to be poisoned to frame Wei Yaru, or Wei Yaru wanted to kill Liu Enshu's child regardless of his oath.
But, neither.
Liu Enshu's expression quickly returned to normal, and she drank several mouthfuls of bird's nest porridge, "It's delicious, delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious, smooth and glutinous bird's nest, it's worthy of being made by the empress herself."
"Really?" Wei Yaru smiled sweetly, "That's good, everyone drinks too, it's a shame."
Everyone drank one after another with expressions of eating shit, but soon it turned into admiration.
Qiu Lingxuan took a sip in doubt, and she felt like she was lying, "Haven't you ever eaten bird's nest when bullying me? This is obviously what..."
Seeing that everyone was almost drunk, Wei Yaru asked, "I wonder how my bird's nest is doing?"
"Good! Wei's homemade bird's nest is really unique, and the empress cooks it herself, which is even more different."
"I have never eaten such a delicious bird's nest in my life. It is the best in the world."
Everyone who has acting skills is soaring, and those who don't have acting skills are immersed in eating.
Qiu Lingxuan licked the spoon resentfully, thinking: This is the perfect "Emperor's New Clothes", no concubine in the room dares to tell the truth.
I offended her so much before, will she kill me?
Come here for whatever you're afraid of, Wei Yaru looked around the concubines for a while, and finally focused on Qiu Lingxuan who was licking the spoon.
"Yuexi, what do you think?"
Qiu Lingxuan: "It's delicious, very delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious bird's nest."
Qiu Lingxuan was the first person to set off a "soup craze" in the palace, and also the first concubine in the history of Jin who dared to let the queen cook porridge for her concubine, which can be said to be the root of all evil.
Everyone kept their eyes on Huo Yuexi, but the corner of their eyes couldn't help but glance towards Huo Yuexi.
Wei Yaru walked up to Qiu Lingxuan, knelt down and said, "Why do you eat so little, Xing'er, bring another bowl for Concubine Huo."
"Thank you Empress, Yue Xi has eaten a lot." Qiu Lingxuan stuffed it into her mouth as she said, the translucent porridge almost overflowed.
Wei Yaru smiled, took out a handkerchief and wiped her mouth, "Eat slowly, if you want to eat later, I can make it for you anytime."
Qiu Lingxuan couldn't help dodging, thinking that who would dare to let you cook porridge after today!While dodging, her lips touched Wei Yaru's finger, it was cool, Qiu Lingxuan didn't know what she was thinking, so she even licked it.
Qiu Lingxuan: "..."
Wei Yaru: "..."
The two were stunned on the spot!
There was a sudden "clang" in the silence, breaking the silence, the emperor stood up, "I've had enough, this is bird's nest porridge!"
Wei Yaru stood up abruptly, and said arrogantly: "What is that?"
"This is……"
A man like a small general broke in regardless of the palace guards' obstruction, "Report to the emperor, I have an urgent report, the [-] troops of the Yan Kingdom have settled in Li County, and they have the intention of occupying Jiangbei."
The emperor: "Where's Zhu Jisheng? Didn't I let Zhu Jisheng guard Jiangbei?"
"Master Zhu, he, he..."
"He, what is he? Say it quickly!" the emperor said angrily.
"It is rumored that Master Zhu bought grain at a low price in Li County and sold it to the victims in Jiangbei at a high price. People stay in Jiangbei."
"What?" The emperor sat down slumped, as if he had been hollowed out, instantly aged several years.
All the concubines were silent.
Wei Yaru glanced at the crowd, stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, my concubine can write a letter to my brother, asking him to send troops to support Jiangbei."
The emperor's eyes ignited, "Really?"
Wei Yaru: "Seriously!" Seeing the tiles all over the floor, he picked up one and asked, "By the way, Your Majesty, you seem to have something to say to your concubine just now?"
The emperor: "Well, this... yes, what I want to say is that this is not bird's nest porridge at all, it is simply a rich liquid. The queen's craftsmanship is truly unique in Weiguo. You have both virtue and ability, gentle and virtuous, how lucky I am to have it!" You are such a good queen."
Wei Yaru bowed his head slightly and saluted, "The emperor has praised you."
Qiu Lingxuan was still reminiscing about that lick just now: Your Majesty, are you not guilty?
Really fragrant!
System: [Report to the host, Liu Enshu's collapse is 4%, personal progress is 4% in total, Wei Yaru's collapse is 10%, personal progress is 20% in total.So far, the total level of collapse of this world is 90%, which is only 10% of Wei Yaru's to complete the task. 】
……
"My concubine, I should have listened to you in the first place. Either investigate the military smuggling case to the end and kill Pei Changfeng, or don't tear yourself apart with Pei Changfeng. Now Pei Changfeng holds the military power but refuses to send troops to fight, and he refuses to delegate power to others. My state of Jin is in a state of being slaughtered by others, what should I do?"
Qiu Lingxuan: "Your Majesty, you did the right thing. Although General Pei was rebellious in the later stage, he was loyal in the early stage. Killing him rashly will inevitably chill the hearts of others. If you want to blame it, you should blame the concubine. The empress cooks lotus seed porridge, if it wasn't for me, concubine Liu Gui would not have followed suit, and the empress would not be so angry."
The emperor: "It's not your fault, I know, you didn't mean it."
Qiu Lingxuan: "It's my fault."
The emperor: "It's not your fault."
Qiu Lingxuan: "It's my fault."
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it, what's the use of talking about it now?" The emperor is still defending Qiu Lingxuan, "The queen said that she is willing to ask Wei Guo to send troops to solve the siege of Jiangbei. What do you think, my concubine? You are the only one around who can talk, so you must help me find a way."
Qiu Lingxuan: "It's true that the queen wants Wei Guo to send troops to break the siege of Jiangbei, but it's easier to ask God than to send God away."
The emperor: "You mean?"
Qiu Lingxuan quickly said: "No, the concubine didn't say anything."
She should have thought earlier that even if the emperor acquiesced, as long as Wei Yaru made it clear that he did not want to see Prince Yan, the emperor would not force her to go.
But she still went, the reason is very simple, she went voluntarily, and there was only one purpose: to unite Yan State to threaten Jin State. The king doesn't love her Wei Yaru that much, so why is she still staying in Jin?
If Qiu Lingxuan's guess is correct, Wei Yaru asked Prince Yan to pretend to send troops to Jiangbei, and Wei Guo came to rescue the urgent need, so as to improve his status in Jin.
Maybe more than that, with Wei Yaru's current ambitions, what she wants is not just a bad breath, but the whole Jiangbei, even...
"It's too scary." Qiu Lingxuan couldn't help talking to herself.
The emperor was curious, "Aifei, what are you talking about, what did you think of?"
"No, no." You can't tell the emperor this idea, otherwise the emperor will definitely be unfavorable to Wei Yaru.
Although in this way the conflict between the emperor and the queen will be even greater, and Qiu Lingxuan's mission will be completed more smoothly, but Qiu Lingxuan would rather hurt herself than Wei Yaru.
But the emperor... Although the emperor is not a good emperor, he is also an infatuated person, so there is nothing to say to Qiu Lingxuan.
Qiu Lingxuan thought if she could help him, she said, "Your Majesty, when I was among the people, I often heard people say that the ancestor emperor once gave the founding general Qiu Zicang a gold medal. Whoever won it can command the three armies. If we can find this token, we can seize military power from General Pei."
The emperor frowned: "But this token has already been buried in the ground with Chief Qiu Zicang. Later, Qiu Zicang's tomb was stolen, and the token has long since disappeared. How can this be good?"
Qiu Lingxuan: "It's okay, we'll pretend we found it. Most of the soldiers in the army are superstitious, not to mention you are the current emperor. What you say and the token will definitely win the hearts of the three armies."
The emperor nodded in relief, and praised: "My dear concubine, you are so smart, you can think of such a way, it's great to have you."
"Your Majesty has won the prize." Qiu Lingxuan lowered her head with embarrassment: I am wrong to ruin your country, and it is your fault to thank me for being ruined.
As Qiu Lingxuan expected, after breaking the siege of Jiangbei, Wei Guo did intend to occupy Jiangbei. Fortunately, Qiu Lingxuan had people forge tokens and send troops to Jiangbei in time, so that Jiangbei would not fall into the hands of Wei Guo.
Wei Yaru clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Sister Yuexi is really clever, I am ashamed of myself."
Qiu Lingxuan said modestly: "My sister doesn't talk, my sister should learn more from her." Now she is afraid of Wei Yaru to death.
Wei Yaru smiled: "You seem unfamiliar when you say that. Since I came back from Jiangbei, we haven't said anything close to myself. Before I left, you said that you knew there was a place in the palace where you can see beautiful stars. Where is it? How about Talk tonight?"
Qiu Lingxuan was flattered: "Okay, okay!"
The author has something to say: Wei Yaru: After get off work, I will go to the bedroom, let's have a good chat.
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