Land god

Just as Du Qian was mourning his brain cells that died this afternoon, he found someone poking his arm.At this time, besides himself, there was only bald head in the room, so he asked without turning his head, "What's wrong?"

But I heard the bald-headed voice muffled and said: "When you talk to my mother and my elder brother, you feel weird and uncomfortable."

Du Qian was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing and said, "Have you discovered this? It doesn't look stupid~ Don't worry, I won't do this when I talk to you. As for your relatives, as long as they are happy Wouldn't it be alright?"

The bald head thought for a while, nodded and said, "Well, you are not allowed to talk to me like that."

"Enen." This guy was quite concerned, Du Qian said with a smile: "I've been tired all day, come up to sleep!"

"Hey!" The bald head agreed and began to take off his clothes. Fortunately, he was wearing his underwear when he was sleeping, so Du Qian was not tested too much.

When the bald head also got into the quilt, Du Qian thought for a while, and suddenly asked with wide eyes: "Bald head, have you ever thought about marrying a wife?"

"What? I, I never thought about..."

Terrible, the bald head blushed and stuttered!Du Qian yelled in his heart that something was wrong, but he joked in his mouth, "Ha, you're lying!"

"I didn't!"

"You're blushing, why don't you say no?"

"It's just not!"

"Uh, okay, no, don't look at me with such an aggrieved expression! I can't stand it~~~~I'm wrong, can't it be okay...Then, have you ever liked anyone?"

"No."

"Why don't you just answer with one word~ Are you really angry?"

"No...I didn't!"

"No~~~ How old are you? Haven't you even had a sexual dream!"

"Sixteen."

"..."

Du Qian was stupefied. Looking at his bald head and his extremely mature appearance, he thought this guy must be 20 years old!It turned out to be a little brother who was only 16 years old!

What did this guy eat to grow up? Others looked like bean sprouts when he was 16 years old, but this guy has a tall and burly body like a door god, and... and he even made him run like this when he was doing things. Everyone has a very safe and reliable feeling.

Woo... Du Qian almost ejaculated in shame, he didn't know that he had been flirting with a boy nearly ten years younger than himself for so long!

After being ashamed, Du Qian waved again, oh~~~young king kong~~~majestic virgin~~~~

"Hey~ bald head..."

"What are you doing!" Seeing Du Qian's strange smile, the bald head suddenly had a bad feeling.

Du Qian approached with a smile, and asked almost cheek-to-cheek, "Does the little bald head below you often look up?"

"What?" The pure bald head didn't understand.

Du Qian put his hand between the bald head's legs: "This is right here, did it suddenly become hard?"

The bald head blushed instantly, covered his lower body with his hands in embarrassment, and said in a low voice, "How do you know I have this problem?"

"What do you think is a problem?" Du Qian had a strange expression.

"Isn't it a problem? Since last year, it's been swollen every now and then, and it's unbearably swollen. Sometimes it even oozes pus at night..."

"Pfft! Hahaha, uh, hahaha~~~oh~~haha~~~" Du Qian burst into tears from laughing, he couldn't even breathe... pus... this guy, really... haha~ poor ancient times Reproductive health education~~

"You...don't laugh at me, this...isn't it a serious illness?"

Seeing the bald-headed look, Du Qian couldn't bear to laugh at him anymore, and finally couldn't bear to laugh and said: "This is not a disease at all~ Puff~ Haha, uh, let me tell you..."

Du Qian taught the bald man with his ear, and saw that simple-minded guy's face quickly turned red and purple, and he remained stunned for a long time.

Finally, the bald man closed his mouth, stared at Du Qian's legs and asked, "You mean, all men are like this! You are like this too?"

"Uh!" This time it was Du Qian's turn to be embarrassed, he quickly covered it with a quilt, and said angrily, "Of course I will when I'm alive!"

Seeing that Du Qian's expression darkened, the bald man knew that something sad had caused Du Qian, so he gave a cautious "Oh" and looked at him not knowing what to say.

Du Qian quickly adjusted his mood, glanced at the bald head, and suddenly asked strangely: "Why are you curling up, as if you were being molested?"

The bald man shrank when he heard the words, and said embarrassedly: "I...well, there, it's swollen again..."

"Pfft! Really?" Du Qian couldn't bear it anymore, he jumped up and waved: "Show me, show me~~~"

"No...don't...I..." The bald head struggled in embarrassment to avoid Du Qian's wolf claws. After tossing and turning for a long time, he finally lay down on the bed tightly wrapped in a quilt, holding the pillar at the head of the bed with both hands, looking at him with pitiful eyes. Du Qian: "Stop playing."

But he didn't know that this appearance would only make Du Qian more excited. If there was a nosebleed, Du Qian would have already sprayed more than two tubes!

"Jie Jie~~~Small sample~ You still cover up, watch me use illusion to turn the quilt into a transparent tulle for you! Clothes too!"

Just when Du Qian was about to go further, he heard a sound like a cat but not a cat from outside the door. Du Qian was startled, his hands moved slowly, and the bald head took the opportunity to run out of the bed and hide. He picked up the teapot behind the table and poured tea.

Well, you little assistant, you actually spoiled my good deeds!

Xiaozhu, who jumped in from the window just now, raised his eyes to see his master's eyes glowing green, staring at him fiercely, the hair on his tail exploded in fright, and he quickly hid behind the bald head.

Du Qian rolled his eyes violently, this guy can hide!

After being made such a fuss, he also stopped thinking about molesting the virgin, and lay powerlessly on the bed.

The bald head poured a pot of herbal tea and turned off the fire. Seeing that there was no other movement from Du Qian, he went to bed with Ai Ai in his arms, slipped to the side of the bed and lay down carefully.

Du Qian is helpless, why both of them have such expressions, like abused little daughter-in-laws!

"Good sleep, I won't bother you anymore, it's time to practice."

In the end, he still didn't say the question he wanted to ask. Du Qian felt melancholy for a while, then he calmed down and began to practice the method of mind in the scriptures.

After being distracted for a long time, Du Qian entered the state unconsciously. However, as soon as he sensed the earth's energy, he noticed that the situation was a little abnormal, just like the time in the barnyard city prison. This time he attracted him. The earth's air is many times stronger than usual, and also many times more refined!

For a moment, he felt as if he had eaten some spiritual fruit. A large amount of pure earth energy began to nourish his spiritual body, and his cultivation speed was greatly accelerated. It felt like one day of practice would be comparable to the effect of a month of normal practice. !

Du Qian thought about it, the two times he practiced were the same as usual, the only difference was that he had a bald head by his side these two times.

Could it be... because of this guy! ?