Enemy get out of bed

It's called a passion, staring at me tightly. "

"Hmph." Yong Ling dismissed it.

Leaving aside the episode where the little boss showed up, there were all of them, boarded the plane and set off.

During Yongling University, he went abroad to study, and three months ago, he also participated in foreign exhibitions with the business manager, but he always loves and fears flying. What he loves is being able to fly in the sky, which is something that human beings have experienced In his dreams, he is afraid of terrorists, bombs, and disintegration in the air. Even if the flight attendant on the plane is handsome, handsome, and attentive, he still worries and fears.

This fear magnified to the highest point when the plane encountered a turbulence.

The incident happened during the meal on the plane. Suddenly there was a ding dong in the plane, the seat belt indicator light was turned on, and the body began to tremble slightly. seat...

Yong Ling's face turned pale, and the half-eaten jelly was hard to eat because the spoon continued to shake, and it was unknown whether it was the turbulent flow or his shaking hands.

Then he began to mutter to himself, "...Golden light appears quickly, covering disciple Ou Yongling, as urgent as the Jade Emperor and God as the law..."

"What are you muttering about? It's as annoying as a fly." Someone beside him said coldly.

"The Golden Light Mantra, every time I go abroad, my grandma always forces me to recite it, saying that I will be safe and sound, and that whatever happens, God will bless me." I looked to the side angrily.

That's right, these two seemingly good friends were assigned to sit together by the team leader. It is said that they even shared the hotel room together, but Yong Ling specifically confirmed with the team leader that although they were in the same room, the configuration inside It is two single beds, a good home.

If you want to sleep together overnight, unless you are with your lover or your destined half, you will always feel a little uncomfortable with other people.

But now he just felt that the person beside him was so annoying that he even had to worry about reciting a spell to keep him safe.

Chun Yi snorted, "So you are afraid of flying, so you just say it if you are timid. By the way, I remember that there are vomiting bags here. You take a spare. Don't spit on me. This shirt is new."

"Who, who is timid?! I am praying for the blessings of all the passengers on the plane. It is best to arrive safely." Yongling was still stubborn.

"The stewardess and stewardess must be very experienced in turbulence, right? They still continue to deliver drinks, and their smiles haven't changed, indicating that this is just a mild turbulence. Just save your saliva and don't create panic."

Yongling looked closely at the flight attendants, and it was indeed as Chunyi said, this sudden recognition melted all his panic like spring ice, but, if he showed a convinced attitude at this moment, wouldn't it be Did Chun Yi have a chance to pick off his head, so he angrily swallowed the remaining jelly in one gulp, ignoring the people on the side.

Chun Yi noticed that the other party's hands were not shaking anymore, so she smiled and turned to look out the window at the thick white clouds like a sea.

"What are you laughing at?" Yongling didn't miss the other party's expression, he smiled strangely for no reason, obviously mocking himself.

"There's a dragon in the ground and a worm in the air, so I'm not laughing... Wait, I'll take a picture and send it to Ah Zhong and the others so they can see how good you are."

As he said that, he actually took out his phone and took a picture of Yong Ling with a pale face.

Ahhh, if the manager hadn't been sitting in the same row in the middle, and occasionally peeked here, he would have chopped off the guy surnamed Wu with the plastic knife on the dinner plate!

There was another ding-dong sound in the cabin, the turbulent situation was lifted, and the flight attendant brought coffee and tea and other drinks. I don’t know if the two people are too good-natured. Anyway, the person serving them is a handsome guy. The words are also gentle, so soft that the two of them are about to melt.

After the flight attendant delivered the coffee, he continued to serve, Yong Ling still couldn't help but feel complacent, and said, "He just smiled at me, he's interested in me."

"He smiled at everyone, even at me, and even touched my hand, that's the hint." Chun Yi also retorted in a low voice.

Yong Ling snorted, "You are the long-lost brother of the African chimpanzee, how could he fall in love with me instead of you."

"He looks like a zero, what can you do with two zeros together? Mutual masturbation?"

"On behalf of Guangda Zero, I'll tell you that even if you can only masturbate, it's better than spending the night with the gorilla. At least it's pleasing to the eye, and you don't have to worry about waking up early in the morning thinking that the orangutan has taken you to the forest."

Chunyi hates people making a fuss about his rough appearance, but this is also the beginning of him, who told him to always deliberately laugh at Yongling, a pure-hearted guy?

Both of them know that their words are too sharp, but their words are always faster than their hearts, and the enemies in the world are all caused by not being able to control their mouths.

The Enemy Who Divides the Chu River and Han Boundary

After leaving the airport, the Jianqing employee group boarded the minibus sent by the travel agency, and visited the water houses full of Southeast Asian style along the way. They ate abalone and special chicken at noon, visited temples, and even played batik or something before being sent to the airport. Go to the scheduled resort hotel, and later enjoy the buffet international gourmet meal prepared by the hotel.

After Checkin, the hotel waiter led everyone to their respective rooms, but something unexpected happened, and Chun Yi immediately called for the team leader.

"...Didn't you say two single beds? Look what this is."

In the beautiful and elegant room, the soft large double bed is placed in the center, sending out a beautiful call.

"The photo of the room printed on the travel agency leaflet shows two single beds. I have proof, look." Yong Lingzhen took out the beautifully printed DM of the travel agency from his travel bag, and sure enough, the room above was furnished differently from this one. .

He still cared about such small things when he was traveling, and the tour leader felt that these two people were really looking for trouble, but the customer is the first, so he immediately went to communicate with the hotel counter, and came back wiping off his sweat not long after.

"Well, because the hotel made a small mistake when arranging the rooms, there is only this type of room left for our tour group, and there is no need to change it. Both of you are men, so is there any problem sleeping together?"

Yong Ling was the first to attack, pointing at Chun Yi and said, "He has Hong Kong feet and body odor, I don't want to share the bed with him!"

Three thick blue veins popped up on Chunyi's head immediately, and he shouted, "Who has Hong Kong heel body odor? I'm a clean freak, so I'm afraid you may have germs on your body!"

"Damn, what a clean freak?! Team leader, can I buy disinfectant alcohol around here? It's not safe for me to sleep in the same room as him, for fear of being infected with H1N1!"

"I need to be vaccinated against rabies more. There is a mad dog barking non-stop. My safety is in danger."

Very good, with four fists clenched, two human-shaped bettas stared at the corridor of the hotel room. The leader of the team and the waiter who helped carry the luggage hadn't received a tip yet.

After the business manager put away his and the boss's luggage, he heard loud noises outside, or two worrying employees, and immediately came out to check.

"Chunyi Yongling, are you fighting again?"

The manager's wonderful concern is the resurrection clock, which pulls the two bettas back to the real situation. Yes, it is absolutely forbidden to quarrel outside. If you want to quarrel, you have to close the door to quarrel.

"Report to the manager, no, we didn't quarrel." The two spoke in unison again, maintaining a weird tone of consistency. Facing the manager's suspicious eyes, the two began to hug each other again, and went back to the room with a whoosh. The only sound left was the slamming of the door.

The leader was dumbfounded at this and there, and the waiter was even more sad, because he couldn't earn a tip from the two of them.

As soon as the door was closed, the two of them threw off each other immediately, treating him like a poisonous snake and beast, but soon their eyes fell on that big bed, and their hearts were filled with sorrow at the same time.

It's no big deal to sleep together, but they are friends, and it's uncomfortable to stay in the same space, let alone sleep in the same bed and cover the same quilt.

Not to mention both are gay.

You must know that for them, if the person sleeping next to them is of the opposite sex, they will definitely sleep peacefully until dawn, and they will not have any sexual dreams, but if they are of the same sex, they will look at the other person's figure and listen to their breathing all night long. , and the invisible but ubiquitous sexual pheromones will always arouse your own desires, and you can't suppress them even if you want to suppress them, because they have nothing to do with reason, but with nature.

The old master Confucius has said it, food and sex are also, appetite and carnal desire, that is the innate nature.

The two haven't been together for a long time, it's like two hungry wolves put in the same fence, either biting each other to the death or making love fiercely.

Ou Maiga having sex with each other?That's a nightmare, impossible!So Yongling took precautionary measures, took a large bath towel from the bathroom, rolled it into a strip, placed it in the middle of the big bed, and built it into the Chu River Han boundary.

"You are not allowed to cross this line when you are sleeping, and I will beat you every time." He said harshly.

"So you're sure I'm the one who crossed the line?"

"Just because you're a little bit stronger than me, you might be stronger than me."

"With your Ethiopian refugee figure? Hmph, having sex with a skull is more like having sex with you. You're not my dish, and I can't get an erection even if you're naked."

Damn it, you actually hinted that your body is dry and flat?Yong Ling jumped over to punch him, but Chun Yi said something ugly, so he would naturally guard against the next move of the boy, I block, I block, I block, if you can't beat it, you can't beat it.

Yong Lingkong lost his strength after throwing a few punches. After all, he is a white-collar worker who sits in an office every day. His physical strength is poor. In addition, his hands and feet are sore and weak after playing for a day. He simply lays down on the bed with his eyes closed. Forget it.

Chun Yi kicked him, "Even if you want to sleep, give me a bath before going to sleep, I won't sleep with a stinky person."

Yongling was provoked and immediately got up and shouted angrily: "Who stinks, you stink..."

shut up abruptly because he really