In customer! "

The SG team hurried out of the dormitory for the round, and when they arrived at the auditorium to prepare for dinner, they saw the marriage notice.

"Marriage!

Marriage: Severus Snape

Age: 32

Sex: Male

Specialties: Dark Arts, Potions

Slender body, normal appearance, no bad habits.

favorite object:

Skillfully use the ear-closing spell to avoid increasing the probability of quarrels after being poisoned

Perfect control of your hands and feet to avoid overturning and damaging potion materials

think about adding

Marriage benefits:

All future Potions classes will not be deducted points

In the future, all potion exams will be full marks

Get the beauty and hairdressing potion provided by me regularly for free, which is exclusively for the former Malfoy family.

There are rooms and apartments

With Fireplace No Broom

No worries about food and clothing, good treatment

Single round-trip travel funds are available for winter and summer vacations

Self-recommendations and recommendations are welcome (note: recommenders can also get the first two benefits)

Those who are interested, please come to discuss.

Welcome to knock on the door of the cellar office that you are familiar with (frequently come to confinement) or unfamiliar (haven't dared to come once) at any time. "

The author has something to say: 1. Is the true face of the lottery game a golf loss?

Ah hey, what's the matter with the physical pain?

[Recalling the sentence of Avalokitesvara in "Zai You Ji"... poof]

2. Now you know who your pen pal is...

That lady Rita has been used by too many people...

I've always been surprised by Baozi... In fact, when it comes to writing books, Lockhart is the strongest~

PS, I remember what my author said, when Lucius entered the field in the second year, he mentioned that Lockhart has not exited yet... Haha

3. Voldemort knows everything~ ouch

4. "Hole in One" is a serialized work by Zhang Dingding.

I saw it at BS the other day, and someone said that he was the only one who felt that the topic was ambiguous...

I boast that the topic is very good, very good!This is my spirit~~~

I can't understand a hole-in-one and winning a lottery... CJ's children, the watch is skewed by me.

5. Marriage advertisements are amazing...~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦

6. Heartbroken and saddened...

Collection does not increase, okay

No subscription, I am writing for what I am watching now, absolutely not cheating

But there are fewer and fewer messages for Mao!

7. By the way, people are really fragile. I only found out when I was chatting with my mother yesterday.

I am a grandma, although I am not very familiar with it, it is not my own grandma, but I have seen it at family gatherings and loved me when I was a child.

But the cancer is terminal... I don't know if I can last until I go back in the summer vacation...

More than 1 RMB is needed for one day of chemotherapy, and one more day

Suddenly I want to stay in China like this and apply for a leave of absence until after 2012...

What if he dies in the United States, what if he never sees his parents...

In case I have to bother the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to look at the corpses one by one in the end, which one is me... and finally become a missing person.

Ifitis cold outside, show the world the warm th of your smile

My favorite lyrics, from "MyWish".

If it's too cold outside, let the world see the temperature of your smile.

Hahaha... I won't transform!

Always write hilarious works~

41. Sequelae caused by seeking marriage

On that day, countless house elves kept bumping against the wall in the Hogwarts kitchen, crying and making a lot of noise, because none of the little wizards were willing to taste the food they made with care.

There were thousands of wasted food that day, and the house-elves couldn't figure out why it was usually popular, at least the food that would definitely be eaten in Gryffindor Yard was completely destroyed He returned the whole thing.

That day, it was worth mentioning that the only professors who ate breakfast were Snape, the headmaster and his male special assistant.

The loud sound of the house-elves hitting the wall made Dumbledore run out of the headmaster's office, wondering whether the house-elves were going to rebel?Why is the whole of Hogwarts shaking.

The one who was also woken up was Miller, who read books with great interest. He dodged and bumped into Mr. Gellert, the special assistant who followed the principal to the kitchen.

It's different from Dumbledore asking kindly what happened when he entered the kitchen, and then listening to the elves crying and self-deprecating.As soon as Miller entered, he exploded Long Wei.

"Why are you arguing?" Miller glared, "You like hitting walls, don't you? What's the point of hitting all of them? Xiao Huo just needs someone to tickle him, so he went to different places and bumped into walls to give Xiao Huo a massage!"

"Your Majesty Miller, we need house elves to cook food for the children, they can't run around." Dumbledore looked at Miller who ran out in bright yellow pajamas.

Dumbledore's words made the elves burst into tears when they thought of their almost all returned breakfast.

The sound of hundreds of house elves crying together was unstoppable for anyone or the dragon. Miller directly ordered the law to shut up and left angrily.

Dumbledore glanced at Gellert with a wry smile, and decided to go to the hall to see what happened.

Then at the entrance of the hall, I found petrified wizards of all sizes.

"Minerva, what happened?" If the little wizards hadn't been in normal colors, Dumbledore would have thought that the petrification incident had spread across the board, from a single attack to a group attack.

Professor McGonagall, who had received Dumbledore's trust, didn't have the strength to give an answer this time, and stretched out his hand with difficulty, pointing to the notice ahead.

Dumbledore pushed his glasses habitually, but found that he didn't have time to put them on, no wonder everything was blurry.

"Gellert, what's on the notice?"

"Albus, you are presbyopic, I am short-sighted..."

"Gellert, are you kidding me?"

"There are too many people, in a circle, you can't see it at all." Gellert shrugged. If it wasn't at Hogwarts, he would definitely come to a group to attack black magic, lie down and study slowly by himself. that notice.

"Squeeze in, you are younger and stronger." Dumbledore hinted that if he squeezed into the group of young wizards, he would probably come out sideways.

"Why didn't you say that when discussing the sex issue." Gellert sighed, and the appointee stepped forward, ready to take off the notice.

"It can't be revealed!" An unknown little wizard yelled, but it didn't affect a generation of Dark Lords.

Gellert didn't even look at it and handed it to Dumbledore.

After Dumbledore saw it clearly, he patted Gellert on the shoulder heavily, "You know that if you take off the notice, you are accepting the mission, right?"

"What's the matter? Is there any task that will hinder me?" Gellert said indifferently.

Dumbledore handed the notice to Gellert and left blithely. He knew that this matter was beyond his ability to solve.Just surprise the little wizards, and they get used to it.

Having breakfast in the bedroom, and then being slammed by Miller angrily, Snape, who had replaced all the elves, finally walked out of the cellar, ready to see what happened, and take a look at him by the way' Marriage' repercussions.

Just in time, he saw Gellert holding his notice, Snape frowned, "You take down my notice?"

Gellert raised his head stiffly, "My hand slipped..."

Snape still frowned, turned around, "Come to the cellar for an interview."

"I just took off the notice with a slippery hand and a trembling hand..." Gellert grabbed a little wizard at random and stuffed the notice into his hand, but was immediately rejected.

"If you're kidding me, I'll resign, you and Dumbledore can tell." Snape said indifferently.

"I'll post it back for you...I'll help you make hundreds of copies and post it everywhere..." Gellert tried to make up.

"I'm looking for marriage, not a psoriasis advertisement, so I don't need to post it everywhere." Snape's snake king reappeared.

"But, but I love Albus..." Gellert had a bitter face, why is this Hogwarts, how much he wanted to give the person in front of him a Stunning Curse and an Oblivion Curse to solve everything.

"I'll talk to Dumbledore." Snape said, looking at the trembling young wizards behind Gellert, "You can knock on my office door anytime you recommend yourself or recommend."

"How about asking my sister to sacrifice? From now on, our family won't have to be afraid of Potions class."

"Doesn't your sister have a fiancé?"

"My unmarried brother-in-law probably wouldn't dare marry Professor Snape."

"Oh, I don't know if I want a divorce or not. I'm going to let my mother try it."

"Are you crazy? Making Snape your stepfather?"

"Even the stepfather is not as cruel as the Potions class now."

For a while, in Hogwarts, discussions about who to recommend could be seen everywhere, and the most active one was Draco, who had already listed a large book of unmarried men and women he had heard of.And Lucius also helped to get a lot of photos of unmarried men and women of the right age from Narcissa to supplement Draco's notebook.

However, even Gryffindor, none of them had the courage to take risks and go out in person.It was a girl from Ravenclaw who, with the spirit of research, drank a few drops of Felix Felicia and knocked on the door of the cellar office, ready to recommend herself.

Then, the eagle with a stiff expression swallowed all the blood and tears, and painstakingly wrote "Professor Snape's Marriage Research Report" word by word.

Xiaoying said that she was defeated in the first three questions, and asked her successors to continue to work hard.

First question, please sweetly call Professor Snape, Severus.

Kitty tried various voice tones and even different languages

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