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Background: The protagonists, supporting roles, those who make soy sauce, and those who receive lunch boxes are all in the 21st century...

Time: The fifteenth day of the first lunar month in 2012, the Lantern Festival...

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The Lantern Festival blind date party organized by a large group company in a large square has officially kicked off at [-]:[-] p.m.This blind date has not been selected or screened in advance, as long as the participants fill in the basic information, job position, monthly salary, car rental, and family members with a piece of registration paper at the registration office set up at the door.Oh, by the way, the only threshold for this blind date is that applicants must be male, unmarried and without a partner.

"Hi everyone, I'm Mo Zhu, the live announcer and host of this blind date meeting. What? How old can I be as the host? You don't care about me! You don't care if I got back through the backdoor and unspoken rules! What, Who stipulates that you can’t be the host of a large-scale blind date party on the [-]th or [-]th! Who stipulates that you will be unspoken if you are good-looking?! Brother can afford this host!” He is dressed in dark green casual clothes and has a handsome face The baby-faced Mo Zhu kicked the questioning audience far away with a microphone in one hand, and then pointed at a group of crazy excited people holding cameras, cellphones, and DV players, snapping snap shots at the guests, It is said that the female papers who are rumored to be rotten girls raised eyebrows and said: "Hey, all beauties, don't be crowded and trampled, there are some benefits for you tonight~"

"Ah~~~~" Mo Zhu's words produced a great chemical reaction, and the excited screams of the girls almost covered the sound of the stereo.

"First of all—" the camera turned, and Mo Zhu pointed to the two luxurious men who were sitting in the VIP seat at the front, exuding the light of "I am the most beautiful man in the world", and said: "These two are the two of us tonight." The biggest sponsor, the one on the left in black is Mr. Qin Ye, the boss of XX Group. Ah, by the way, I don’t want to see him very much!" He turned around and pointed at the man in white next to Qin Ye: "This noble, beautiful, glamorous person is extremely gentle and elegant, and he knows everything about astronomy, geography, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting--Feng Jieyu, Feng Xiaohua! Everyone welcomes you with flowers and applause!" Mo Zhu pointed at Feng Xiao Hua, with a smile full of nympho and worship.

Qin Ye and Feng Jieyu reservedly waved and smiled at the beauties in the auditorium. Both of them wore simple men's platinum rings on their right ring fingers. Flashing lights were everywhere, and the beauties screamed and slapped Qin and Feng fiercely.

Qin Ye, who maintained an elegant and decent smile, waved to the audience and said to Feng Xiaohua through gritted teeth, "See if I don't peel off Mo Zhu's skin when I go back! It's okay to introduce me so simply, how dare you be so blatant?" I'm drooling at you in a nympho!"

"You'd better settle down for me. I really like this kid. If you dare to make him put on little shoes, you can sleep on the floor from now on!" Feng Jieyu smiled as beautifully and gracefully as a lily. Shen Zui, he didn't even move his lips when he said this!

"Ahem," Qin Ye cleared his throat, "haha" and took the microphone aside with a smile: "Dear audience and guests, the purpose of holding this blind date here today is to let more predestined people live in this country of our country. Meeting on the traditional Valentine's Day, you can find the one you are destined for, and I wish all lovers in the world will finally get married!"

"Of course." Feng Jieyu gracefully snatched the microphone from Qin Ye's hand, and said with a warm and gentle smile, "I can also disqualify anyone at any time. What? What kind of person do you think it will be?" Of course—" Feng Jieyu's phoenix eyes instantly became sharp: "I don't like people!"

"Ahahahaha, just kidding, just kidding!" Qin Ye took away Feng Jieyu's microphone at the right time, secretly wiped off a cold sweat, and said, "I announce that the blind date meeting has officially begun!"

The camera switches again——

"Okay, I'm Mo Zhu, the host and announcer, and I'll broadcast the real-time situation for you now." Mo Zhu looked at the camera with a solemn face, holding a super long list in his hand and said: "Everyone also watch Now that I have the list in hand, I am surprised to see that there are so many good friends in my country. But in view of the large number of contestants, we are going to start the first round of elimination now! What? Guessing lantern riddles? No, It’s definitely not the old-fashioned guessing lantern riddles, but—walking the maze!”

The camera switched again, this time to a different venue, in front of a super-large maze with no end in sight.

"Dear audience, what you are seeing now is the most difficult and dangerous maze in the world built by XX Group with top designers, mechanism masters, trap masters and a series of masters. The rules of the game are very simple. The one who can walk out of the maze without any injuries within a few hours is the winner, and can participate in the next round of the blind date game." Mo Zhu drew a cross on his chest, "Amitabha, may the Buddha bless them!" said After that, it disappeared with a "swoosh", and at the same time, there were screams, wailing, calls for help, uh, and explosions... etc. in the maze.

Ten minutes later, two contestants had come out of the maze, unscathed.These two men are the same tall and handsome, with the same dark complexion, and seem to have the same bad personality (hey, the roles overlap!)... However, their hair color is different, one is as black as ink , one as white as snow (hey, are you sure this is human?).

Cough cough, well, now let me introduce these two handsome guys who came out first.

First of all, let's introduce the handsome guy with white hair, Mo Zhu, come on! (Feng Hanbi: Why introduce Feng Chenying first? Bi Shui: Because he is the protagonist in this article!)

Mo Zhu, who jumped out of nowhere, stood in front of Feng Chenying, with a look of pride and pride: "This handsome white-haired guy, named Feng Chenying. He is the son of the boss of the sponsor XX Group this time, and even more of mine." Big Boss! This handsome guy really inherited his father's good genes. He is as handsome (the hundred and eighty crosses are omitted here, it's not that the blue water is lazy, it's that he can't make up the words to deceive the readers!), strong martial arts, chic and rich, but he is a well-known man in the city. Known as one of the girls most want to marry."

"This handsome black-haired guy," Mo Zhu jumped in front of Feng Hanbi again, looking at the information and thinking he was dazzled: "Uh? He's the emperor?! Owns a country of more than 900 million square kilometers?! He came here to find a foodie and money-seeker The son is the queen?! Hahaha, I’m really joking, let’s skip this item! Anyway, this handsome guy has advanced!” Mo Zhu tried to smooth the expression on his face, and let the hostess lead the two first promotions guests enter.

Five minutes later, two more people came out of the maze.In view of the fact that the two beautiful men just now were too dazzling, these two are nothing new in Mo Zhu's eyes, and they are indeed not outstanding.

One looks too ordinary, that is, those eyes are smart, as if he can talk, and there is a sweet smile on his face, which makes people like it at first sight.One looks too handsome and resolute, although he looks sunny but has a sharp vigor, which makes people feel stressed and not easy to get along with.

"Hahaha," Mo Zhu walked up to Zhong Ruoshui, who seemed to be easy to get along with, and asked affectionately, "This gentleman looks like a gentle scholar at first glance. May I ask how did you get away from that trap-heavy and tricky man?" Came out of the crooked labyrinth?"

Zhong Ruoshui said while peeling the dried longan in his hand and said, "Huh? Is this maze difficult? As soon as I entered the door, I saw a lot of longan scattered on the ground, so I ate and walked along it, and then I came out!"

"Bang!", Mo Zhu fell to the ground.Quickly got up and tidied up his clothes, forced a smile on his face and said, "Then, you are really blessed by the lucky stars!" That road was the only barrier-free passage arranged by Master Feng. I thought that no idiot would follow a seemingly It came out of the longan road without any danger, how could it really exist!

Mo Zhu wiped the sweat off his brow, then turned to Tang Fei and said, "Then, this gentleman is—"

"The last one to go in, let's see who stepped on the mechanism and fell into the trap, then walked along the broken mechanism, and came out." Tang Fei smiled darkly, "How simple."

Mo Zhu gulped his saliva with difficulty, "Gudu", don't offend this person!

After half an hour...

"Okay, after half an hour of the maze game, all our shortlisted contestants are here." Mo Zhu pointed to the fifteen shortlisted guests standing behind him, "First, let's introduce——"

"You! Out! Disqualified!" Suddenly, Feng Jieyu jumped out and interrupted Mo Zhu's introduction, pointing at one of the guests with an evil voice.

"What? Why are you?" Qin Yi also jumped out, pointed at Feng Jieyu and said, "I'm your nephew!"

"I don't care which onion you are!" Feng Jie pointed at Feng Chenying in a tone of voice, "I only know that you bully my own son! The beauty you want to hug here is a dream!"

"Hua'er~ Be obedient, stop making trouble, I will punish him, and I will definitely punish him!" Qin Ye also jumped out and tried to drag his relatives back.

"Damn! You let him burn all the Yulongling and punish him with a fart! Get away, watch me teach him a lesson today, he really treats my son as if he jumped out of the rock and no one hurts! Youfeng Palm!"

"Oh! My dear, don't be impulsive!" Qin Ye hugged Feng Jieyu who wanted to avenge his son, but he slapped him mercilessly!Qin Ye, who was full of hair, got angry now, rolled up his sleeves and said harshly: "Well, you Feng Xiaohua, don't think that I really dare not touch you!"

"Move if you have the ability, move!" Feng Jieyu was even more angry than him!

"Move as soon as you move, I'm afraid of you!" As he spoke, he tapped Feng Jieyu's acupoints with the speed of thunder and jingle, then picked him up, and walked towards the big hotel with neon lights in front of the square while smiling lewdly. go.

"Say I dare not touch you? Let's go to the bridal chamber now!" The Qin couple disappeared under the speechless eyes of everyone.

Mo Zhu, who wiped away a handful of bitter tears, quickly adjusted his mood and jumped out to stand in front of the camera, "Okay, trouble is gone, let's introduce now—"

"Tang Xiaofei!"

"Ruo Er!"

Two bursts of shouts that were also filled with infinite anger interrupted Mo Zhu's introduction again. Mo Zhu was crying two lines of lasagna in the wind. Who did he offend today?

Since there were two bangs and there was only one camera at the scene, so in order not to miss any of the wonderful scenes, we will broadcast live separately for the time being.

first of all--

"Tang Xiaofei!" Feng Chenying pulled his tie irritably while striding to Tang Fei's side and grabbed his arm, and pushed away the three people who had been sticking to Tang Fei's side talking and laughing since just now, and shouted: "You still Really came here for a blind date for me! There are three for one! You are so talented, you dare to dump me and find a new one! I can’t beat those bitches to death!”

Tang Fei calmly got out of Feng Chenying's eagle claws, and said coldly: "You don't want to pressure me, so I have no choice but to find a pure zero. You know, before I met you, I was always a pure one. You are always on top."

"Rely on strength! If you can beat me, I'll beat you!" Feng Chenying grabbed Tang Fei's hand again and shouted.

"Hey, what you said is as ridiculous as a certain country saying to people all over the world, 'If you can beat me, I won't be a Pacific policeman'. This just fully reflects your selfishness, arrogance, and hegemony !" Tang Fei sneered.

"That's right, you don't respect Tang Fei at all. He wanted to find someone better, what's wrong?" First of all, the first one who jumped out was the one who was the most clingy to Tang Fei just now. Let's call him a beautiful boy , he is the handsome young man who went to open a room with Tang Fei just before Tang Fei was crushed to death by the signboard.

The beautiful boy looked at Feng Chenying mockingly, he had admired Tang Fei for a long time, who knew that he would disappear as soon as he hooked up with him, and now that he is back, how could he not grasp it well? (Don't ask Bi Shui why he can still recognize him after changing his body, the plot needs the plot~)

"You are Feng Chenying? You don't look very good, it's just a little taller. I'm Xiao Fei's only good friend and first love, and we've been together for ten years. You? Stay where you are cool! "Chen Chen with a red tear mole at the corner of his eye glared at Feng Chenying, with a cold, delicate and gentle face, wishing to bite Feng Chenying, this nasty Feng Chenying was actually Xiao Fei's first man, Heaven is unfair! ! !

"Feng Chenying, don't forget that I am willing to do anything for Tang Fei, and he also has a special feeling for me in his heart. Even if Tang Fei wants to pick, it is not your turn." He Xi said to Feng Chen Ying smiled slightly, her eyes were cold.

Feng Chenying's forehead had blue veins protruding, and she looked at the three love rivals with murderous aura, her phoenix eyes glared angrily, almost bursting into flames.But Tang Fei looked like he was okay, and he didn't even look at him.

"Hmph, I'll kill you all, Tang Fei will always be mine!" Feng Chenying rolled up her sleeves and went up - he didn't dare to really kill them, if he really killed them Tang Fei should come and kill him!

"Hit it, hit it, who is afraid of you! Brothers, copy the bench, get on!" The beautiful boy shouted, and twenty strong men rushed up by copying the bench!

"See if I don't beat you up!" Chen Chen snatched it from behind, took out a mace, and rushed forward!

He Xi smiled, and twisted the poisonous powder in the twist bag, enough for Feng Chenying to drink a pot!

Here, there was a noisy fight.Looking at the fierce battlefield, Tang Fei plucked his ears, "Boring."

Well, that's it for now, let's take a look at the other side.

"Ruo'er!" Feng Hanbi leaped forward, and stood in front of Zhong Ruoshui, and hugged him excitedly!

"What a god! Boss, who are you?!" Zhong Ruoshui thrashed in the arms of Feng Hanbi, who was more than a head taller than him, and couldn't make any money. "If you have something to say, don't eat tofu!"

"I know it was my fault a few days ago, and I shouldn't have done too much regardless of your wishes. But you have had enough trouble, it's time to go back with me, Xiao Chong shouted that he missed his father." Feng Hanbi Seemingly holding Zhong Ruoshui tenderly, in fact Zhong Ruoshui nestled in his arms immobile.

"Boss, you've got the wrong person, I don't know you at all!" Zhong Ruoshui wanted to cry without tears, "I came here to sign up for a blind date, but I just heard that there are free glutinous rice balls delivered here, I'm not here for a real blind date!"

"I know, when I saw the small advertisement, I thought you might come here for the glutinous rice balls. I guessed it right."

"You don't understand human language, do you? I really don't know you!" Zhong Ruoshui broke down.

"Don't know?" Feng Hanbi's eyes turned cold when he heard this, and then he smiled sinisterly: "It's okay, you will soon remember who I am." After finishing speaking, just as he picked up Zhong Ruoshui, he was stopped by a person up.

"Let go of my brother!" Chunyu Jue stopped Feng Hanbi with his gloomy and pretty face, holding up his sword.

"Little Jue! You can't afford to mess with this person! Be good, come back with me, okay?" Qin Yi pulled Chunyu Jue distressedly, and smiled apologetically at Feng Hanbi.

"Hmph, for my brother, I dare to provoke even King Yama!" Chunyu Jue said coldly, raising his sword to snatch his brother back!

"Little Jue—"

"Oh!" Before Qin Yi had time to persuade Chunyu Jue, Zhong Ruoshui, who was in Feng Hanbi's arms, pointed at his nose, and said with a look of pleading guilty: "Qin Yi! It's you who killed Xiao Fei and Bai Mao It's so miserable, you big bastard!" After scolding, Zhong Ruoshui turned to Chunyu Jue and said, "Xiao Jue, if you dare to be with this bastard in your life, you won't be my brother!"

"Ruo'er, so you know everything." Feng Hanbi smiled maliciously.Zhong Ruoshui was startled, looked at Feng Hanbi with a dry smile and said, "I have something to discuss..."

"I think that taking some practical actions will make your memory longer." After speaking, he smiled at Zhong Ruoshui, and the figure disappeared in a flash - he went to that high-end hotel!

"Brother! Wait for me! I promise you, don't want me!!!" Chunyu Jue chased after him anxiously while shouting.

"Xiao Jue!!!" Qin Yi cried out heart-rendingly, and wiped a man's tears after crying, okay, Xiao Jue, since you have all gone to the luxury hotel to wait for me, I have to repay your kindness. !

With a sound of "咻", Qin Yi also disappeared in front of the hotel...

Meanwhile, the few remaining people—

Zhong Ruofeng and Hu Tu (laughing as they clasped their fingers together): "We're just here to watch the excitement."

Li Ku and Xiao Taoer (looking up at the sky): "I heard that there will be fireworks for the Lantern Festival tonight, so I came here."

Little Toe (drinking wine and looking depressed): "Shui Shui ran away with Xiaohan again, I thought I still had hope for tonight's blind date..."

Tie Huan and You'er (look at each other helplessly): "The organizer said that the number of finalists is too small and they asked us to make up the number..."

Mo Zhu (has been foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground in shock for a long time): "..."

"Bang~" Beautiful and bright fireworks bloomed in the sky, dazzling and charming.