[Comprehensive] 囧囧 escape from God

In the green grassland, unknown wildflowers of various colors are swaying in the wind, colorful and charming.The colorful butterflies fluttered lightly around the flowers, and their fluttering wings drew beautiful arcs in the air. Not far away, there was a small stream with gurgling water, which hit the banks on both sides at the corner, hitting The glistening drops of water shone brightly in the sun, just as the weather was fine with the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers.

And in this beautiful and sunny place, three men suddenly appeared on the spacious grass. They were dressed differently, had different hair colors and different looks. The same thing was that they looked as handsome as gods. The past streamer belongs to anger.

"I didn't expect that little Carl's courage is getting bigger and bigger." The words that seem to be smiling have a chilling coldness, and the monstrous anger brewing in the sea blue eyes is only for a moment, and it seems to be thought of. After something, it slowly returned to calm, "You two slowly appreciate the beautiful scenery, I'll take a step first."

After finishing speaking, Poseidon has disappeared, leaving only a phantom of sea blue, like a dream.The next moment, Hades disappeared without saying a word. He went back first, and then, he should let the boy know that what Hades said was never a joke or a tease. He wanted him. This was between them. The only possible ending!

Now that both of them have left, it is naturally impossible for Zeus to stay, but Taohua's eyes turned brightly, thinking of his previous decision, maybe, now is an opportunity to leave Karl and prove what Karl is to him Opportunity!

The wind blew up, and the three men on the grass disappeared without a sound. Except for the grass, the flowers, and the water, no one knew that they had been here, let alone that after the return of the three gods standing on the top Thinking about what it is.However, at the same time, the sea world, the underworld, and the god world all welcomed their kings who had been missing for more than 2000 years. We all know the current situation that the three main gods are not pleasing to each other, although the gods will only seal at most instead of death.

However, in the other two worlds except the underworld, they found that although their master returned, it seemed normal, and it was normal to start chasing beautiful women as soon as he came back, but as good subjects who cared about their boss, they were still keenly aware of it. There is something wrong with it.

Yes, their master still hooks up with a beautiful woman the same way, but the hookup time is too short, right?Even if the master's charm has increased and the beauties fall in love at first sight, but the work is still needed, right?Talking about love, talking about love and then having sex, it will take a whole day, how come they saw that their master has changed partners in less than half a day?And this object is really frightening, it has changed from a beautiful woman to a handsome man! ! !

As a result, the Sea Realm and the God Realm, who were worried about their master's sexuality, boiled. For the first time, they gave up their prejudices and exchanged news, and found that the symptoms of the Sea Emperor and the God King were so similar. Electric wires passed by, and spiritual light flew over. Could it be that my master and the other's master have become in love with each other for more than 2000 years?Or is it that your own master and the other master find that they don't actually hate His Majesty Pluto, but love you and will bully you if they like you? !

Rumble——, as soon as this inspiration appeared, both worlds boiled, my God, my master, what have you experienced in the past 2000 years that made you realize the true meaning of God's life, and found that the fact that you are not hating your mortal enemy is actually hatred? Shocking, earth-shattering, and praiseworthy love?

You know, whether it is a human being or a god, the speed of gossip is first-class. This epic inspiration was accidentally known by the underworld, so the underworld was angry, and raised its sleeves and akimbo roared—Nima's sea Those two horses from the God Realm dare to think about His Majesty?I don't know if our Majesty and His Highness have already paired up with Qin Se and Ming Yuanyang?If you want to break up the beautiful marriage between Your Majesty and Your Highness, find a fight!

When the Seagod and the Two Realms heard it, they immediately became angry. Even if their master was a little flamboyant and a bit of a stallion, he was still his master, right?Don't show your family ugliness to the outside world, you must definitely support it to the outside world!As a result, the subjects of the God Realm of the Sea Realm also began to roll up their sleeves and akimbo, and began to fight with the Underworld.

——Your master is cold and uninterested all day long. My master sees it as my master's soft heart and good deeds. You have to learn to be grateful, understand?Do you want to help your master Bingshan come out of the closet?

—Come out, you ball of yarn!My master already has His Royal Highness, and others don't want to get involved. If you two masters really want to accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you can simply make a couple, so as not to spoil a good woman!

——What spoils a good woman?That's our master's charm, understand?If there is no charm, even if you are romantic, you don't have so many resources to throw yourself into your arms, right?If you want to play tricks, you have to have that capital!It's not like your master, who was so cold that he snatched the god of spring and went back to be his wife, so he fled back to his mother's house, shame on him!

——What a shame, my master didn't like it and sent it back!My master is clean and self-conscious and never messes with men and women. Of course, he doesn't mess around with men and men. He guards his highness like a jade. Are you successful, master?

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Therefore, the Three Realms fell into this special battle for the first time after fighting for so many years. As for why the party they mentioned didn't show up and take their shameful subordinates back, of course there is a reason, Pluto His Majesty was planning the assignment of work in the future. After all, he was planning to abduct Carl into his hands and eat it, and then return after spending his honeymoon to coax Carl well. Naturally, the time will not be too short. There is not a lot of work in the underworld, so of course it is necessary to plan well so that the subordinates can perform their duties without confusion.

As for the Emperor of the Sea and the King of Gods, they are actually just busy doing experiments, and the results of the experiments made them sadly discover that their romantic life is probably gone forever. I can’t afford sexual interest. When I look at the eyes, they are either too charming or too stupid. When I look at the eyebrows, I don’t think they are too thin or too curved or too thick. When I look at the mouth, they are either too big or too small. Even the thickness of the lips feels wrong. In short, no matter who you look at, there are always a lot of dislikes in your mind, and the dislikes come and go, and you finally find that you don't see anyone except Karl.

Sighing slightly, both Poseidon and Zeus can only accept this fact.In fact, at the beginning, it was not necessary for him, but in a specific time, a special space and a special environment, the need for him became a habit as time went by.There are many different situations in life, and being tempted is just a moment of coincidence, and then blended with various elements to become the only one. Maybe the process is just a patchwork of various coincidences, but the ending is engraved in the soul and cannot be reversed. It must be him.

What's even more tragic is that Poseidon and Zeus found that after confirming this point, instead of having any regrets, they seemed to be very happy. They accepted the fact without any hesitation and struggle, and immediately began to feel happy. A series of aftermath work, ready to set off to chase after his wife after planning everything. Naturally, the three gods who made such a plan did not know that the other party was also planning the same, just thinking about a beautiful and sexually happy life in the future. .

And Carl, who was far away in another world, was sleeping sweetly on the bed with a little snow-white fox in his arms, and he didn't realize that the shadow of the cup had wrapped around his feet at all.