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04 Peach Blossom Flowing Water Poisonous Chicken Manure
Lecheng has been kissed by many people.Since childhood, she has been kissed on the nose by her younger sister Jin Jiao, who loves to cling to her very much, on her small hand by an old fairy with a sense of demeanor, and on her cheek by Mrs. Jin, but she has never been kissed on the mouth by anyone, and even being kissed They all stayed before the age of ten, and hadn't been kissed after the age of ten, but this time, after 17 years, they were kissed for the first time!The point is, when he was kissed, he was still a little tabby cat. How could that old rascal Du Qing be able to do anything to a cat?
Nonsence!How could he lay his mouth on such a cute kitten...
And he's a man...
In broad daylight, the heavens and the earth are bright, the heavens do not tolerate, you are dressed like a beast, I curse you, no woman will ever fall in love with you!
Back in Lecheng in Jinfu, shutting himself in the room, he scolded Du Qing from Baihua Valley up and down in his heart.
Jin Jiao was surprised that her brother came back late at night, but she didn't expect her brother to go out angrily when she saw her brother didn't even eat in the early morning of the next day.
"Brother, what's the matter? He went out in such a hurry, his expression was not right, he looked very haggard." Jin Jiao stepped forward and asked.
The maid at the side replied: "Miss, you don't know. I heard from the night watchman yesterday that the young master turned on the lights all night last night, and the young master's voice could be heard from time to time. They have never seen the young master like this before, and they did not dare to go forward rashly." Excuse me, I think the young master should have stayed up all night."
Lecheng really stayed up all night.
As soon as he closed his eyes, it was the face that Du Qing kissed.
It was a disgusting beast, but the damned beast has such a charming handsome face, thinking of spitting on his face, he would swallow a mouthful of phlegm when he saw his face.
Is that all?How can it be!
But spitting is indecent, fighting can't be won, and it's also a headache if you can't think of a way to retaliate for a while.
Lecheng was flying in the sky for a while, his stomach growled, and when he arrived in Jiuzhen, he immediately pressed the cloud head and went to the street to find breakfast to fill his stomach.
At this time, the sky was bright and the crowd was bustling. Lecheng groped to the door of a shop following a scent, and saw a stone lion standing on both sides of the door, and a pennant hanging on the right side. There was no wind at this time, and the flag was stable. Hanging steadily, there are a few large characters written on it - ignore the dog and call it a chicken.
The intoxicating aroma of chicken comes from this store.
The shop waiter at the door saw Lecheng, and hurriedly came up to him: "Guests, please, it's better to come early than coincidentally. Today, a chef came to the shop. He is a master at cooking chicken."
Le Cheng followed him in and asked, "Are you making chicken?"
The waiter in the shop said: "Ignore the dog called Huaji, there is only one in this town, and the chef who came here today has a skill of cooking chickens, and he alone is the most wonderful. I heard that the three generations of his family are famous As a chicken, guest officer, you are really lucky to come here today."
Lecheng took a seat on the second floor by the window. Coming up from the first floor, the store was almost full of seats and it was very lively.Le Cheng couldn't help but praise: "This big guy is here for this cook?"
The shop waiter poured tea for him: "Isn't that right, as soon as I heard that this big chef is here today, they flocked to our shop just after we opened."
The boss started to call the waiter again, he turned his head and roared downstairs: "Right away! Come!" He turned his head and smiled and asked Lecheng: "How many do you need?"
Lecheng asked: "Is the chicken big?"
The waiter smiled and said, "They're all big chickens, they're great."
Le Cheng said: "Then get one."
Just as the waiter was about to say "Okay", Lecheng suddenly had a flash of inspiration, grabbed the waiter again, and said, "Two, give me two, no, three, three beggar chickens."
The shop waiter took a look at Lecheng, immediately clapped his hands and smiled, and barked even louder: "Okay! At table 69, three ignorant dogs called Huaji—"
While eating chicken, Lecheng kept thinking about where to buy some laxatives or whether it would be better.
Just now it suddenly occurred to him that Du Qing is actually a red fox. That fox should love to eat chickens. He wants to take revenge on Du Qing in a graceful and non-fighting way, let him eat beggar chicken sprinkled with laxatives or poison him directly. One poison should be a good idea.
He ordered three beggar chickens, all of which were big fat chickens. He ate half of them on the table and packed two. After the valley hungry to eat.
Lecheng thought so, and went to find a laxative place in Jiuzhen. After buying the laxative, he went to the entrance of the enchantment, sprinkled a pack of laxative into the belly of a beggar chicken, and added some Qianxihe Water, let the laxative dissolve into the meat, and then wrap the lotus leaf that wraps the beggar chicken well, take a flower from the flower tree above the head and pin it on the beggar chicken that has been given some medicine, as a mark.
When Lecheng thought that if Du Qing ate beggar chickens, he would suffer from vomiting and diarrhea, he immediately laughed, hugged two beggar chickens, and jumped into the waterfall humming a little song.
Along the way, I found the Shili Pavilion based on my memory. As expected, there was no one in the pavilion, and there was no sign of Du Qing.
Lecheng took the beggar chicken and wandered around for a long while, and walked around the huge peach blossom forest, but still saw no one.
Didn't the stinky fox come out today to enjoy the flowers and play chess?It's really Tian Tian'er who makes himself so mysterious.
Lecheng yelled a few more times towards the depths of Baihua Valley, and Konggu echoed: "Stinky fox—stinky fox~~ There are chickens to eat—there are chickens to eat~~ They are all big dicks—they are all big chickens What about the chicken~~It’s so delicious——It’s so delicious~~”
The spring breeze blows gently past, only to see a few blue birds singing and jumping among the flowers, other than that, no one answered him.
Not interesting, really boring.Le Cheng sat down on the ground and murmured: "The whereabouts of this stinky fox are too hard to find. If it doesn't show up again, this chicken will be cold."
"It's cool, it's cool." Three little blue birds flapped their wings and flew to a tree in front of Lecheng, opening and closing their small mouths, repeating Lecheng's words.
"Where is your master?" Le Cheng asked.
The little blue bird fluttered its wings again and jumped in front of Le Cheng, and a bold one landed directly on Le Cheng's shoulder.
"Where did it go, where did it go?" Three little blue birds called.
Le Cheng smoothed the blue bird's feathers on his shoulder, and said: "Don't imitate me, tell me quickly, where is your master? Where did you go? I need to find him."
"Look for him, look for him." The two on the ground probably felt that the beggar chicken wrapped in the lotus leaf was very fragrant, so they tried to approach the beggar chicken step by step.
Lecheng was helpless: "The birds raised by the stinky fox are probably all fools, they can only learn tongues, they can't understand human words at all."
The three birds flew in shock, jumped far away, and said in unison: "You are a fool, you are a fool!"
"Huh?!——" Le Cheng was startled, and smiled, he could understand what he was scolding them, and suddenly found it interesting, so Le Cheng said again: "So the little blue bird is so smart, so cute, so beautiful. "
Sure enough, upon hearing what Le Cheng said, the three little blue birds immediately answered: "So cute, so beautiful. So cute, so beautiful." They jumped to Le Cheng's side again.
Discovering something interesting, Lecheng continued to probe: "Come on, come on, if it's cute, jump on my hand."
As soon as Le Cheng stretched out his hand, three blue birds rushed towards Le Cheng's hand.
"Hahaha." Lecheng laughed, thinking, the birds raised by the stinky fox are indeed fools.Then he wondered if the blue birds raised by Du Qing could understand their master's name.So Lecheng tentatively asked: "Is your master a fool?"
The three birds lined up on Le Cheng's hands, and asked, "Are you a fool, are you a fool?"
"Say it's a fool, it's a fool."
Three birds: "It's a fool, it's a fool."
"Ahahaha." Le Cheng was overjoyed, "Next, Du Qing is a stinky fox, a stinky fox."
Three birds: "Smelly fox, stinky fox."
Le Cheng touched the heads of the three birds one by one, and said: "You are so good! You are so good! It suits me very much! It suits me very well!"
Nonsence!How could he lay his mouth on such a cute kitten...
And he's a man...
In broad daylight, the heavens and the earth are bright, the heavens do not tolerate, you are dressed like a beast, I curse you, no woman will ever fall in love with you!
Back in Lecheng in Jinfu, shutting himself in the room, he scolded Du Qing from Baihua Valley up and down in his heart.
Jin Jiao was surprised that her brother came back late at night, but she didn't expect her brother to go out angrily when she saw her brother didn't even eat in the early morning of the next day.
"Brother, what's the matter? He went out in such a hurry, his expression was not right, he looked very haggard." Jin Jiao stepped forward and asked.
The maid at the side replied: "Miss, you don't know. I heard from the night watchman yesterday that the young master turned on the lights all night last night, and the young master's voice could be heard from time to time. They have never seen the young master like this before, and they did not dare to go forward rashly." Excuse me, I think the young master should have stayed up all night."
Lecheng really stayed up all night.
As soon as he closed his eyes, it was the face that Du Qing kissed.
It was a disgusting beast, but the damned beast has such a charming handsome face, thinking of spitting on his face, he would swallow a mouthful of phlegm when he saw his face.
Is that all?How can it be!
But spitting is indecent, fighting can't be won, and it's also a headache if you can't think of a way to retaliate for a while.
Lecheng was flying in the sky for a while, his stomach growled, and when he arrived in Jiuzhen, he immediately pressed the cloud head and went to the street to find breakfast to fill his stomach.
At this time, the sky was bright and the crowd was bustling. Lecheng groped to the door of a shop following a scent, and saw a stone lion standing on both sides of the door, and a pennant hanging on the right side. There was no wind at this time, and the flag was stable. Hanging steadily, there are a few large characters written on it - ignore the dog and call it a chicken.
The intoxicating aroma of chicken comes from this store.
The shop waiter at the door saw Lecheng, and hurriedly came up to him: "Guests, please, it's better to come early than coincidentally. Today, a chef came to the shop. He is a master at cooking chicken."
Le Cheng followed him in and asked, "Are you making chicken?"
The waiter in the shop said: "Ignore the dog called Huaji, there is only one in this town, and the chef who came here today has a skill of cooking chickens, and he alone is the most wonderful. I heard that the three generations of his family are famous As a chicken, guest officer, you are really lucky to come here today."
Lecheng took a seat on the second floor by the window. Coming up from the first floor, the store was almost full of seats and it was very lively.Le Cheng couldn't help but praise: "This big guy is here for this cook?"
The shop waiter poured tea for him: "Isn't that right, as soon as I heard that this big chef is here today, they flocked to our shop just after we opened."
The boss started to call the waiter again, he turned his head and roared downstairs: "Right away! Come!" He turned his head and smiled and asked Lecheng: "How many do you need?"
Lecheng asked: "Is the chicken big?"
The waiter smiled and said, "They're all big chickens, they're great."
Le Cheng said: "Then get one."
Just as the waiter was about to say "Okay", Lecheng suddenly had a flash of inspiration, grabbed the waiter again, and said, "Two, give me two, no, three, three beggar chickens."
The shop waiter took a look at Lecheng, immediately clapped his hands and smiled, and barked even louder: "Okay! At table 69, three ignorant dogs called Huaji—"
While eating chicken, Lecheng kept thinking about where to buy some laxatives or whether it would be better.
Just now it suddenly occurred to him that Du Qing is actually a red fox. That fox should love to eat chickens. He wants to take revenge on Du Qing in a graceful and non-fighting way, let him eat beggar chicken sprinkled with laxatives or poison him directly. One poison should be a good idea.
He ordered three beggar chickens, all of which were big fat chickens. He ate half of them on the table and packed two. After the valley hungry to eat.
Lecheng thought so, and went to find a laxative place in Jiuzhen. After buying the laxative, he went to the entrance of the enchantment, sprinkled a pack of laxative into the belly of a beggar chicken, and added some Qianxihe Water, let the laxative dissolve into the meat, and then wrap the lotus leaf that wraps the beggar chicken well, take a flower from the flower tree above the head and pin it on the beggar chicken that has been given some medicine, as a mark.
When Lecheng thought that if Du Qing ate beggar chickens, he would suffer from vomiting and diarrhea, he immediately laughed, hugged two beggar chickens, and jumped into the waterfall humming a little song.
Along the way, I found the Shili Pavilion based on my memory. As expected, there was no one in the pavilion, and there was no sign of Du Qing.
Lecheng took the beggar chicken and wandered around for a long while, and walked around the huge peach blossom forest, but still saw no one.
Didn't the stinky fox come out today to enjoy the flowers and play chess?It's really Tian Tian'er who makes himself so mysterious.
Lecheng yelled a few more times towards the depths of Baihua Valley, and Konggu echoed: "Stinky fox—stinky fox~~ There are chickens to eat—there are chickens to eat~~ They are all big dicks—they are all big chickens What about the chicken~~It’s so delicious——It’s so delicious~~”
The spring breeze blows gently past, only to see a few blue birds singing and jumping among the flowers, other than that, no one answered him.
Not interesting, really boring.Le Cheng sat down on the ground and murmured: "The whereabouts of this stinky fox are too hard to find. If it doesn't show up again, this chicken will be cold."
"It's cool, it's cool." Three little blue birds flapped their wings and flew to a tree in front of Lecheng, opening and closing their small mouths, repeating Lecheng's words.
"Where is your master?" Le Cheng asked.
The little blue bird fluttered its wings again and jumped in front of Le Cheng, and a bold one landed directly on Le Cheng's shoulder.
"Where did it go, where did it go?" Three little blue birds called.
Le Cheng smoothed the blue bird's feathers on his shoulder, and said: "Don't imitate me, tell me quickly, where is your master? Where did you go? I need to find him."
"Look for him, look for him." The two on the ground probably felt that the beggar chicken wrapped in the lotus leaf was very fragrant, so they tried to approach the beggar chicken step by step.
Lecheng was helpless: "The birds raised by the stinky fox are probably all fools, they can only learn tongues, they can't understand human words at all."
The three birds flew in shock, jumped far away, and said in unison: "You are a fool, you are a fool!"
"Huh?!——" Le Cheng was startled, and smiled, he could understand what he was scolding them, and suddenly found it interesting, so Le Cheng said again: "So the little blue bird is so smart, so cute, so beautiful. "
Sure enough, upon hearing what Le Cheng said, the three little blue birds immediately answered: "So cute, so beautiful. So cute, so beautiful." They jumped to Le Cheng's side again.
Discovering something interesting, Lecheng continued to probe: "Come on, come on, if it's cute, jump on my hand."
As soon as Le Cheng stretched out his hand, three blue birds rushed towards Le Cheng's hand.
"Hahaha." Lecheng laughed, thinking, the birds raised by the stinky fox are indeed fools.Then he wondered if the blue birds raised by Du Qing could understand their master's name.So Lecheng tentatively asked: "Is your master a fool?"
The three birds lined up on Le Cheng's hands, and asked, "Are you a fool, are you a fool?"
"Say it's a fool, it's a fool."
Three birds: "It's a fool, it's a fool."
"Ahahaha." Le Cheng was overjoyed, "Next, Du Qing is a stinky fox, a stinky fox."
Three birds: "Smelly fox, stinky fox."
Le Cheng touched the heads of the three birds one by one, and said: "You are so good! You are so good! It suits me very much! It suits me very well!"
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