Buddhist villain

Qi Xiu was startled, jumped up from the bed, and met Shangyue Dugu's eyes.

Those eyes were deep and bright, with a hint of playfulness, and he carried an iron sword on his back.The sword is the black iron sword, and the person is Yue Huachao.

Yue Dugu stretched out his hand to support Qi Xiu, and said with a smile, "You don't have to be so happy, do you?"

Qi Xiu was ecstatic in his heart, he jumped up and hugged Yue Dugu without saying a word, the other party was tall, Qi Xiu's limbs were wrapped around his body, and he rubbed on it, making Yue Dugu's heart full of ecstasy.

Qi Xiu gave Yue Dugu a big kiss on the face: "Baby, you are finally back, that's great. I'm still thinking if you don't come to me, what kind of new baby should I find as a magic pet!"

Yue Dugu: ...

Negative emotions from Yue Dugu +10;

Yue Dugu pulled Qi Xiu off his body, put his hands on his shoulders, and stared into his eyes.

The ecstasy in the eyes of the Holy Son is real, but the ecstasy of the old mother looking at a little chicken is also real, full of love, fairness, democracy, prosperity, harmony...

Yue Dugu sighed, and said: "When I was wandering around the Imperial Capital, I happened to meet a few ghosts, and they dragged me around..."

Qi Xiu's eyes lit up suddenly: "Do all the ghosts in the capital listen to you?"

"Mostly...some don't listen..."

Qi Xiu rubbed his chin, and began to ponder; "What do you think, if the Demon Realm establishes an entrance in the Imperial Capital, how about just snatching those 20 ghosts to the Nether Ghost Dao?"

Seeing Yue Dugu frowned slightly, Qi Xiu immediately raised his hand: "I swear in the name of an old devil, I will never torture those ghosts!"

Yue Dugu: "Hehe... I heard that your "Five Years of Being a Ghost and Three Years Simulation" has already tortured you to the point of crying and howling."

Qi Xiu: ...Hehe, it must be that ghosts are too fragile...I didn't even add politics to them.

"Hua Chao~~!" Qi Xiu wanted to use the charm, but Yue Dugu didn't see through it at a glance: "The duration of the charm is always limited, even if I promise you now, I might regret it once the charm is over."

Qi Xiu thought for a while and asked, "Why not?"

Yue Dugu said solemnly: "There are 20 dead souls in the imperial capital. I can ignore them sneaking here, but if all 20 have come to you, how can I pretend not to know? If I know, should I care? I will come over then To destroy demons, or to fight against the entire fairy world?"

Qi Xiu squinted his eyes and thought about this matter. Indeed, from Yue Dugu's standpoint, it is of course impossible to give these 20 dead souls to the Demon Realm.

But... what if ghosts like to come here?

At that time, if Han Lingjue Ming Yuexin wants to beep, he will have a lot of ways to deal with them, and maybe he can also receive a wave of negative emotions!

So Qi Xiu rolled his eyes and immediately had a bold idea.

He took Yue Dugu's hand, stroked his hair again, and said distressedly: "Hua Chao, without me taking care of you, you've lost weight, and your hair has split ends."

Yue Dugu: "...Are you sure you are the one who takes care of me?"

Qi Xiu nodded vigorously: "Your hair is already greasy, let me wash it for you."

Yue Dugu glanced at Qi Xiu, didn't he know if his hair was oily?Wait, I still have oily hair?He was sure that the holy son must have bad intentions... But... Yue Dugu nodded, lying comfortably on the bedside waiting for the benefits of being a magic pet.

Qi Xiu used his water ladle as a washing basin to float under Yue Dugu's head, and supported the back of his head by himself.

Yue Dugu only felt a pair of powerful and warm hands holding his head, and the thin warm water left from the top of his head, and those hands began to massage slowly.

During the period, I didn't know where I got soap locusts, rubbed my hair to make bubbles everywhere, and even occasionally stretched my slippery hands into my neck.

Yue Dugu knew there was a conspiracy, but he still closed his eyes and enjoyed it comfortably, without it, it was very comfortable.

That hand is as slippery as boneless, but the strength is just right, and there is a priority, as if knowing his own mind, the pressing is really very comfortable, very comfortable.

Qi Xiu was casually imitating the work of the little brother in the hair salon while observing Yue Dugu. When he saw that he had completely let go of his vigilance, he grabbed his long hair and yanked it!

Yue Dugu: ...

Qi Xiu was a little surprised that Yue Dugu's hair was pulled and he didn't express any negative emotions, but it didn't matter, he grabbed Yue Dugu's hair and said hehe: "I don't want to do this, I don't want to do that. I know you are not afraid of death. Threats can't be threatened. But... my Heavenly Demon Soul Eater Dafa is specifically for hair!"

Yue Dugu: ...

"Take me to the Buddhist hell! A sneaky way that no one can find out!" Qi Xiu said, "I won't make things difficult for you, and I won't ask you for 20 dead souls in the capital. If you don’t agree, I’ll make you bald with one magic attack!”

Yue Dugu: ...

Yue Dugu sighed: "Why bother, just tell me, and I will agree!"

Qi Xiu confirmed: "Agreed? The kind that can't go back on its word!"

Yue Dugu: "Of course..."

Then Qi Xiu waved his hand, the warm running water was gone, the comfortable slippery massage was gone, and Yue Dugu, with his head full of bubbles, just looked at Qi Xiu in a daze, his eyes revealing infinite passion sad.

Qi Xiu curled his lips, this infinitely sad eyes only sent 5 points of negative emotions?

Yue Dugu said: "Axiu...can you finish washing for me?"

Hehe, just want me to help you continue washing?

Qi Xiu said: "After visiting the underworld, you must safely send me to the Imperial Capital!"

Yue Dugu said helplessly: "Give up, no matter what schemes you have, as long as you stay by my side, I will not let you succeed!"

Qi Xiu said: "Then you can wash it yourself!"

Yue Dugu: "...Forget it, I'll take you for a walk, but let's make it clear first, it's just a walk, you're not allowed to make trouble, and you're not allowed to be discovered!"

Qi Xiu happily ran over, held Yue Dugu's long hair and began to rub vigorously... He wished he could get a washboard to clean it.

Yue Dugu: ...the holy son who rubs clothes...the way he rubs his hair seriously is also pretty.

Then, Qi Xiu conveniently washed the baby magic pet's hair, took a bath, and changed into a set of clean clothes, and the two set off.

Qi Miemen was very worried, and asked secretly: "Holy Son, people who have never eaten the devil's poison can't believe it! Why don't you feed him the devil's poison first, and then consider sneaking out with him?"

Xu San was very relieved, but told Qi Xiu: "Holy Son, the ghost qualification test will be held in sixty days...you have to come back early!"

Qi Xiu nodded, shook his sleeve, and pulled out a little white dragon from the sleeve.

Qi Xiu raised his eyebrows, and Bai Ji's curled up like a caterpillar and crawled away, with a sad look on his face, the dragon is also true, and gave 500 points of negative emotions!

After arranging the daily affairs of the Nether Ghost Dao, Qi Xiu took Yue Dugu towards those bridges, but he didn't expect to meet a dozen ghosts of the Imperial Capital at the bridgehead!

I don't know if it's Qi Xiu's illusion, but the dozen or so city ghosts from the imperial capital seemed to have dark circles under their eyes, and the fat ones became thinner and the thinner ones became thinner.

Holding a book in their hands, they looked at Renhuang eagerly, as if they were suffering in their hearts, but they didn't cry!

Yue Dugu knew that Qi Xiu must have made things difficult for them!So he took the book they sent up, and followed Qi Xiu out of the ghostly way.

The place to go out is still the territory of the Demon Realm, and Shi Zheng is guarding the bridge, and Shi Zheng pretends not to see anything, but just gives Qi Xiu more than ten packs of magic gu seasoning packets.

Qi Xiu took out the water ladle from his arms, and hit it with a spell, the water ladle became bigger in mid-air amidst the black air, Qi Xiu pulled Yue Dugu into the water ladle, and headed towards the demon sea.

The Demon Realm is located in the south of the mainland, surrounded by the sea on three sides, and the Zhonghai Sea to the north, where the battlefields of the Immortal Alliance and the Demon Realm's guardians are located.

To the east is the Demon Sea, eight hundred miles past the Demon Sea is the Mingyue Temple.

The two of them headed east. On the way, Yue Dugu curiously flipped through the book that made ghosts cry, and found that the title of the book was the notorious "Being a Ghost in Five Years and Three Years Simulation", so he became interested and read both sides again. Then it got out of hand... I was addicted to it and couldn't extricate myself.

As for Qi Xiu, he checked his "Demonic Sutra" popularization work on the water ladle.He was very satisfied to see that every place has set up a booth to buy magic scriptures.When I arrived at the vegetable garden, I even saw a few little demons holding up the "Demonic Sutra" with a hoe and reading with gusto, scolding while reading: "Damn it was written by that devil!! Why didn't it disappear later!! "

It's a pity... because the Magic Sutra collects a lot of negative emotions at the same time, so Qi Xiu doesn't know who the little devil who scolded him is, the stingy devil who only gives 1 point, or the naive devil who gives 100 points.

The two of them passed the vegetable garden very quickly, and to the east of the vegetable garden was the Demon Sea.The devilish energy overflowed in the sea, Yue Dugu pulled out the iron sword and grabbed Qi Xiu onto the sword. The iron sword turned into a red light and separated the devilish energy on the sea surface, heading towards Mingyue Temple.

After about a day, Yue Dugu stopped in front of a dilapidated small temple. The small temple was built in a barren mountain, and there was no one around. It was surrounded by dead branches and rotting leaves, which looked very strange.

Yue Dugu said: "Here we are, here is the entrance! Living people are not allowed to enter at will, and if they force their way in, they will be discovered. We need to disguise ourselves to be able to enter!"

Qi Xiu nodded, and when Yue Dugu wiped his face with his hand, his face became very ordinary.He was worried that Qi Xiu would not be able to disguise himself, and when he was about to teach him, Qi Xiu had turned into an extremely handsome monk, prettier than Ming Yuexin!

Yue Dugu: ...

Qi Xiu: "???"

Yue Dugu: ... as long as you are happy ...

The two went towards the small temple together, only to see that the gate of the temple was dilapidated, inside which enshrined the World Honored One Buddha Seal, with a pair of couplets written on both sides.

The first couplet is: Life is like a dream, and everyone is obsessed with not knowing where to return.

The second couplet is: Seeing the clarity of mind, all living beings practice reincarnation and ascend to heaven in their own way.

Horizontal batch: Fang Die Fang Sheng.

Yue Dugu said: "Let's say it first, I have no objection if you want to become a handsome monk, but keep a low profile and don't make trouble!"

As a result, Qi Xiu ignored him for the first time.

Yue Dugu felt strange, and when he looked back, he found that Qi Xiu actually took out a small notebook from his purse, and wrote and drew on it.

Yue Dugu said: "What are you doing?"

Qi Xiu didn't raise his head: "Xiu steals demons and steals business secrets! This couplet is not good, it's too hard to pronounce, and the cultural level is too high! It doesn't suit the cultural level of the traffickers and pawns who account for the vast majority of the population in the imperial capital! Make an entrance in the world, change the first line to 'Demon Momo Momomo', the second line to "Guiguiguiguiguiguigui", and write the horizontal script as 'Glory of Death' so that everyone can understand it!"

Yue Dugu: ...So you asked me to bring you to the Buddha's Hell, just...to take the commercial competition route? ?Turn the Nether Ghost Dao into a demonic ghost world, and defeat the Buddhist hell! !