[Criminal Minds] Wooden Legs of Justice

from the military

The warm sunlight that is unique to summer penetrates through the closed curtains that have never been fully drawn, and just a small piece is projected on the eyelids of the sleeping doctor.

Dr. Reid was half asleep, turned over anxiously, his eyes were blood red.He woke up suddenly with a loud cry, only to realize that it was just the sunlight shining on the thin eyelids and reflecting on his own capillaries on the retina.

The melodious sound of the violin flowed in from outside the room.

"How about Dvořák's music? Do you like it?" Leo was wearing a nightgown lazily, with his neckline open, revealing his beautifully shaped chest muscles, and his casual posture leaning against the door frame was full of seductive masculinity.A certain lion's hair was still slightly wet, apparently just after taking a bath.

Dr. Reid was in shock at first, but seeing Leo like this, he instantly remembered what happened to a certain unscrupulous lion tormenting him last night, and smacked his lips in dissatisfaction: "You don't have such taste, you nationalistic lion!"

The big lion shrugged. He really didn't like some musicians who loved blacks and aboriginals: "Lucas' favorite, he doesn't look like a German at all."

"Lucas is back?" the little doctor asked in surprise.

The big lion nodded and gritted his teeth: "There's another guy who doesn't know what to do!"

Before the little doctor could ask "Who is the unfunny guy", Scooby-Doo happily rushed in from the door, jumped on the bed and licked the little doctor's face, expressing his dissatisfaction with being locked out by a certain lion for a night.

A muffled laugh came from the door: "I'm that uninterested guy."

The little doctor tore off Scooby-doo from his face and hugged him in his arms. A man in his 30s was standing at the door of the room, dressed like a nobleman, wearing a complete three-piece suit in summer, with a teasing smile on his face. He secretly looked at the little doctor on the bed.

"Put it away, Ulrich, Reid is the SSA of BAU." The big lion reached out and hugged the little doctor with a showy expression.

Reid narrowed his eyes to look at Ulrich, and found that this handsome man was five points similar to Leo in appearance, so he said with a smile: "Hello, Spencer. Reid, BAU under the FBI."

Ulrich laughed: "Hi, I'm Ulrich. Habsburg, the current head of the family."

"It seems that the relationship between the lion and his elder brother is not bad. The rumors from the outside world are really unbelievable..." The little doctor slandered, watching the big lion dragging away the elder brother who was waiting in the room to watch him change his clothes with a dark face.

"Oh, I don't think their relationship will be as good as it is now." On the tray in Lucas's hand was the clothes prepared for the new owner of the house, while smiling and bowing to the little doctor.

Reid once again showed the stupid look he hadn't shown for a long time, and frowned slightly.

Lucas smiled: "Before the young master was determined to be the head of the family, they had always been in dire straits."

The little doctor could only shrug his shoulders to express his regret: "The big weird European family..."

The restaurant is pleasantly and warmly furnished. "I really don't know how Lucas did it..." The little doctor reluctantly put the overactive and twisting Scooby-Doo back on the ground, thinking to himself, "God knows how messy this place was last night."

Then Reid didn't know what to think when he glanced over the blanket on the newly changed sofa, blushed a little, and then looked at the big lion complaining.The cheeky lion smiled happily and licked his lips in reminiscence.The thin-skinned little doctor instantly blushed.

The three of them sat down to eat, and the little doctor was rarely allowed to drink a small glass of pre-dinner wine under special circumstances--under special circumstances, a certain obscene big lion would happily serve him a few glasses.

"Dididi..." The big lion looked at the little doctor with a stiff expression, and then his own cell phone rang.

"Good job... Our weekend was ruined again." The big lion pulled off the napkin around his neck in a slightly rude manner and continued a ruined weekend-this is simply too common for a group of BAU.The big lion said sarcastically.Then he received a condemning look from the little doctor.

"Drunk driving is a charge that discredits the reputation of an impartial detective." Ulrich elegantly wiped the corner of his mouth where there was no trace of it with a napkin.

At this time, the little doctor realized that compared with Ulrich, the humiliating etiquette of a certain lion was nonsense.

"Then what do you think?" The big lion raised an eyebrow.There was some sort of veiled dissatisfaction in the tone.

"Or would you like to squeeze the subway?"

"Do you have any good suggestions?" The big lion sarcastically.

"Shall I drive you?"

"Ha, look, the famous German mafia will step into Quantico... I really look forward to the expression of a bunch of FBI when they see you..." The big lion squinted his eyes happily, as if he had already seen someone The appearance of being surrounded by a group of agents with live ammunition.

"Ahem," said the little doctor weakly, "There are civilian staff."

"Oh, don't interrupt my beautiful fantasies..."

"Have you never imagined that the leader of the famous Don Quixote was besieged?"

"Maybe it's because he's always been good at getting out of sight?"

The little doctor went through various files in his mind, and finally concluded that Don Quixote is a very mysterious organization. Some people doubt whether it really exists, and some people think it is an organization composed of top agents from various countries, so there is almost no trace. to be found.However, in the records of various countries and the Interpol, the organization was set up as the highest level of danger, and its purpose was not clear, and there was no trace of where it was established.

Then the little doctor thought of a serious question slowly - who is Leo?

In the end, the sullen little doctor was dragged by the big lion, got into the car of Ulrich, who was also driving drunk, and rushed all the way to Pennsylvania Avenue.

"The direction is wrong, you road idiot!" The big lion laughed happily with his arms around the little doctor.

"Animals have always had a good sense of direction!" Ulrich smiled, "It's like a biological clock..."

The big lion bared his teeth: "Oh, it's amazing, you, a guy who can be sprayed to death with normal saline, also knows the biological clock." Then he happily explained to the little doctor: "Ulrich kept repeating grades in middle school, and was finally dismissed !"

Ulrich turned around while puffing through his nose: "I don't think knowing whether the sun orbits the earth or the moon makes any difference to our lives. I don't need to know that to take up my brain capacity!"

"That's because your brain is too small to hold any information!"

The little doctor muttered to himself: "The sun revolves around the earth... what!? The earth revolves around the sun!"

BAU's office has always been very neat and tidy, because almost no one is permanently stationed here, and a bunch of them are field personnel.If you want to know what happens when the BAU becomes clerical work, look no further than the office of tech queen Garcia.

"Okay JJ, I don't need to know how he died, I really don't want to know at all." Garcia blocked his ears: "Don't disturb my thinking!"

The pimple between JJ's eyebrows was quite big.

"What's wrong?" Reid put down his backpack and turned his head to look at JJ. The big lion straightened the little doctor's head to prevent him from twisting his neck.

Morgan came in with a coffee mug in his arms, apparently still sluggish at noon after a night of fooling around.

"It's the military..." Hotch walked in with a stern face, seeing Leo's eyes with deep meaning, and Tim behind him with a rare serious expression.

"The news comes from the military that their weapons testing base has been invaded..."

"That should be a matter of the Security Bureau..." Emily was puzzled.

"A colonel died...a mysterious death!"