[Criminal Minds] Wooden Legs of Justice

Dr. Reid finally ended his tangled lunch in the constant taunting and taunting between a certain lion and the lion's elder brother.

The blond evildoer was stretching his head to watch the excitement, but after Director Bingshan grabbed the back of his neck severely, he smiled flatteringly and buried his head in his lunch.

The atmosphere in the temporary office was weird, and I kept hearing the ridicule of the big lion and his big brother without a word of swearing, and no one else could get in their mouths.

"Come on, Leo!" The little doctor finally couldn't bear it anymore and slapped the table, and the plates on the table bounced twice under Morgan's surprised gaze.

A certain lion turned its head in surprise, and stared dumbfounded at its always docile little doctor. Dr. Reid glared at the thick-skinned lion, who instantly adjusted his expression, looking back with an innocent look.

"Well... I think it's a good thing to have a little temper." Rossi put down the spoon helplessly, and said as if smoothing things over.Because the little doctor, who had suddenly erupted, looked like he was about to find a hole in the ground to bury himself.

Dr. Reid looked at the two ladies in BAU with an innocent expression, but the facial expressions of the two beauties who were choking and coughing obviously did not mean the same thing as Rossi.

The little doctor's neck turned red in an instant, so he had no choice but to push away the chair in grief and indignation, stand up, and quickly walked out the door.

Leo jumped up and knocked down several chairs: "Hey, kid, where are you going!?"

Without looking back, the little doctor said, "Iwannapee!"

Morgan couldn't bear it any longer, so he fell on the table and laughed loudly.

The blond demon Tim hung his head depressed and stirred the salad on his plate, and said deeply: "This is a kind of sadness—when you lose your temper, others think you are joking..."

Hotch fondled Tim's blond hair: "Yeah, it's like you're not suitable for putting on this sad look."

The little doctor turned his back and listened to everyone's conversation with his ears pricked up. This time, he became furious and ran away quickly.

Leo cast a helpless look at Supervisor Bingshan, and finally sat back in his seat - at this time, his little doctor absolutely needs to be alone.

The little doctor put his hands in his pockets, trying not to look like he was running away, and staggered to the public restroom outside.

"What the hell am I doing!?" The little doctor thought to himself, regretting his actions just now.

At this moment, the Kung Fu army was taking a lunch break, and the metal corridor was empty, only the footsteps of the little doctor echoed in it. This kind of quiet at least healed the "psychological trauma" of the little doctor.

The bathroom is at the end of the corridor. The little doctor opened the door and went in to solve his physical problems. While looking up, he saw graffiti on the wall that only the US military would have - a half-naked girl.

A certain innocent little doctor blushed instantly, quickly adjusted his eyes, and then saw some obscene graffiti on the wall next to him, so he had to look down at his chirping, still awkward, so he looked at the ground.

There were wet water stains on the ground, and water "tick-tocked" leaked from the closed compartment on one side.

The little doctor was a little taken aback, thinking: Could it be a water leak?This is not easy to handle... there is a hidden project that is unknown how many meters underground.

"Oh, but this is obviously not a problem I can solve...Maybe it's because the funds for the construction have been diverted by someone, resulting in a problem with the quality of the project..." The little doctor was thinking meaninglessly, and pulled up his pants indifferently , raised his hand to press the flush button, then tilted his head at the stagnant water on the ground.

Dr. Reid is wearing his favorite canvas shoes, which is also a big trouble. If he walks all the way, the shoes will be completely wet... So the little doctor silently pumped up his breath, trying to use a standing long jump posture to get out of the puddle of water. Jump above.

Sometimes people are like this, they have an unrealistic illusion about the field they are not good at, and keep telling themselves-I can do it, but the result is often a tragedy.Therefore, the method of psychological suggestion is not useful everywhere—at least for the current little doctor.

The little doctor really overestimated his sense of balance. When his feet landed on the ground, he couldn't control his body at all, so he slipped and fell in all directions, and fell into the water with a "slap", and instantly his back All wet.

The little doctor wanted to cry without tears: "I will definitely be laughed at by Morgan to death when I go back now." He absolutely believed that the handsome chocolate boy would not give up such an opportunity to take revenge on him.

The little doctor gasped twice, turned over silently, and then he saw half of his face!

"Ahhhhhh!" The little doctor's extremely penetrating scream sounded instantly, passed through the metal corridor, and spread into the temporary office at the speed of sound.

Leo jumped up violently, everyone in BAU looked at each other, and rushed towards the direction where the screams sounded frantically.

"What's the matter!" The big lion kicked open the bathroom door, and touched his back unconsciously. He obviously didn't remember the fact that he didn't have any weapons on his body. His sharp eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked around the bathroom...then Surprised, Jiang glanced again and made sure that there was absolutely no "offensive" weapon except for a puddle of water on the ground.

Seeing a group of colleagues rushing in, the little doctor thought helplessly: "This time it's a big embarrassment!" and struggled to get up, but Dr. Reid, whose script was originally uncoordinated, fluttered like a big turtle Twice, slipped again.

The lion slammed down to act as a backrest, and asked his little doctor to throw himself on his strong chest. The little doctor sighed, resting his chin on the collarbone of the big lion, wanting to cry without tears.

JJ and Emily also rushed in, completely oblivious to the question that their gender should not appear in this bathroom. Ulrich, a gentleman brought up in an aristocratic style, was dumbfounded.

"Oh my God... I would never marry a woman like that..." Ulrich got four rolls of eyes as soon as he finished speaking.

Tim put his hands in his trouser pockets, squatted down next to the little doctor who was being lifted up by the big lion, and raised his hand to poke the little doctor.Then the blond monster let out a sharp scream, jumped up and wanted to find Hotch to comfort his little heart.

Hotch helplessly let the octopus-shaped blond monster grab him: "What's wrong!?"

"Dead man..." The little doctor grabbed the big lion's strong arm and looked in the direction of the closed toilet door.

Logically speaking, a dead person would never shock a BAU SSA, because they are always facing all kinds of highly damaged, weird corpses and vicious murderers.But so far, they have only seen the corpses because they knew what happened in advance.

The big lion lowered his head expressionlessly and looked at the reflection of the water on the ground, half of a human face with swollen skin and the shape of a dead fish was reflected in the water.

Hotch kicked the open door with a cold face, and took a step back with a livid face.

All the BAUs stepped forward, only to see a distorted body huddled in the cubicle, the remaining half of the face was hideous, soaked in the stagnant water on the ground, the edge of the hollowed-out skull exposed white bones, carved into a bowl-shaped The lace, the condensed brain pulp was completely placed on the toilet seat next to it.

The author has something to say:

This chapter is so short... I'm sorry everyone... I will find a way to add another chapter this week... There are a lot of things going on near the end of the year... In addition, a certain author celebrated his birthday yesterday... So... Hey, it's all about it Tears... Try to finish this essay years ago! ! !