[Criminal Minds] Wooden Legs of Justice

Little Doctor with the big reindeer horns and Scooby-doo dressed in Santa Claus clothes on the sleigh behind.A man and a dog quietly passed by the corridor of the Quantico FBI building, obviously not intending to let anyone discover their existence.For this reason, Dr. Reid even gave up taking the elevator and climbed the stairs with a sled and Scooby-Doo on his back.

"It's terrible!" thought the little doctor. "I hate sports!"

The little doctor stood on the rest platform of the stairs and said in a daze: "I should let Garcia perform a handstand and type code!"

"I heard that the little doctor from BAU has been promoted to perform!" An FBI agent who was smoking in the corridor showed an indescribable expression.

"Oh, that's a nightmare! I swear he's going to tell you jokes about how many people it takes to change a light bulb!" The agent's smoking buddy looked like a panting bull with two puffs from his nostrils.

"No, I should let Morgan eat fish alive!" The little doctor thought while tearing the antlers on his head in grief and anger, while hiding behind the security door, it was hard to imagine what terrible things would happen after he finished his performance.

"No, maybe he'll say something about how to win at poker," the big detective continued.Another blow to the little doctor's self-confidence.

For the little doctor who always likes to hide behind the book, there is almost no difference between performing in public and stripping.

"Rossi can actually breathe fire, swallow swords and so on! I heard he can do this!" The little doctor wanted to cry, but why did he draw the shortest lottery!

"Actually... Kid, you don't have to worry about it at all." In the BAU office at night, the handsome chocolate guy said comfortingly after laughing.

The little doctor hugged Scooby-doo, who was also crying, depressed, and one person and one dog begged each other for comfort.

"That's because Kid's appearance tonight is enough to shock the audience... So, a trick to tease the dog is almost irrelevant." JJ said pertinently, and at the same time gave Kid a cup of coffee, and when the little doctor reached out to pick it up Quickly switched to milk: "Sorry, I forgot - lions don't like your coffee at night."

The little doctor resentfully withdrew his hand that was going to snatch it, and took a sip of hot milk silently: "Actually... it's not that bad, isn't it!? It's just that Scooby-doo has more personality."

"Until it's not madly rushing towards the Christmas cake, everything is actually perfect." Tim tried hard to hold back a smile, covering it with a cup.

"So Scooby-Doo went straight into the cake, and Kid threw the champagne tower... I'll never forget it. It was really a success." Rossi patted the little doctor on the shoulder, as if he was saying comforting words of.

"Okay...thank you. Don't think I don't remember that the cake was rolled out when I first came on stage." Dr. Reid rolled his eyes, and turned his face to his group of sympathetic colleagues.

"Are there any worse friends?" The little doctor asked himself in his heart and answered, "Obviously not!"

Emily's expression seemed to say: "Look, I knew that the big lion didn't come to work because he couldn't bear to see this scene!"

"Actually, Emily is right..." The little doctor scratched the antlers fixed on his head, and thought in frustration, "This is simply the worst Christmas Eve... It doesn't even snow in Washington."

"There is another terrible bet..." The little doctor glanced at Garcia, thinking about the possibility of convincing the queen of technology to hack the FBI's surveillance system.

"Don't look at me like that... I'll be torn apart by your lion!" Garcia jumped up, covering his chest exaggeratedly with his hands, making himself look weak and helpless.

"She knows what I'm thinking!" The little doctor thought angrily, "But she pretended not to know!" Professional knowledge allowed Dr. Reid to quickly draw unpleasant conclusions.

"She should really be allowed to perform on stage... just this one action is enough!"

The streets of Washington are bustling with crowds waiting for Christmas. There are chubby Santa Claus everywhere, reindeer and sleighs all over the street, as well as fragrant pastries and tempting turkeys in the shops.There are mountains of chocolates outside the store, and the lights on the Christmas tree are twinkling.

"Except for the absence of snow, this Christmas is perfect." Morgan hugged Garcia in satisfaction, leaving a kiss on his babygirl's face.

The little doctor bid farewell to his colleagues and wandered alone in the crowded crowd.

His big antlers can't see any weirdness in the Christmas atmosphere, and even his prop sleigh and Scooby-Doo in Santa Claus clothes are perfectly hidden among the crowd.

So the little doctor's mood improved a lot: "Ha, where can I hide..."

"A child who runs away from home is not a good child."

The little doctor trembled all over, and turned back tremblingly.

A certain lion had his hands in his pockets, and a smirk slowly formed on the corner of his mouth.

"Aren't you going home? You have to go home on Christmas Eve." The big lion slowly walked towards his little doctor, and slowly reached out to touch the reindeer antlers on his head.

Two words flashed in the little doctor's mind - gameover.

A certain shameless lion's mansion is dark except for a warm orange light from the bedroom window.Scooby-doo came out of the doorway, lay sprawled on the withered lawn to bask in the starlight, and strongly stated—see no evil, do not listen to evil!

The wall lamp in the bedroom is soft orange, and the little doctor has big reindeer antlers, looking like a cute little deer.Although he has repeatedly emphasized that he is the leading Rudolph.

The big lion looked with satisfaction at a certain Rudolph who had shrunk to the corner and could not retreat—now this beautiful deer was naked except for its antlers.

"Rudolph" looked at the various "props" on the soft big bed in horror, and couldn't imagine what would happen next.

Now the little doctor wished that he hadn't bet with the evil lion...

Back in time two days ago.

Satisfied, the lion read another shopping magazine.

The little doctor lay down on the sofa with Scooby-Doo in his arms, stretched his neck to look at the magazine in Leo's hand, then blushed instantly, and did not forget to cover Scooby-Doo's eyes.

The corners of Leo's eyes twitched: "If I remember correctly...Scooby-Doo is already an adult..."

The little doctor's thinking was taken away: "No, he is just a child!"

The big lion looked at the fat bulldog and was sure that the little doctor used the word "He".

The lion pressed the magazine under the sofa cushion, and the little doctor instantly realized that he had been fooled, and the topic was misled.

"What are you going to do!" The little doctor wanted to pull out the magazine.

The big lion said lazily: "Are you sure you want to know?"

The little doctor hesitated.

The big lion smirked: "Ha, actually there is another meaning - sexmagic, very vivid!"

The dazed little doctor couldn't react, and then thought of the picture he had just glimpsed, and instantly understood the evil intentions of a certain lion.

"Wait!" The little doctor swallowed hard: "What are you going to do!? No! What did you buy!?"

Various pictures from that magazine appeared in the little doctor's mind, such as fake XX, electric XX, handcuffs, various tail-shaped XX, and a full set of XX suits...

"It's nothing..." Leo said absent-mindedly, "I'm just thinking about the request you made before—maybe we can achieve it in another way."

The little doctor's eyes lit up instantly.In other words—it’s not easy to suffer if you don’t want to counterattack...

"So, how about a bet?" The big lion held his chin, looking helpless against his little doctor: "Christmas show..."

The little doctor nodded and nodded.

The lion continued: "If you are drawn to perform..."

The little doctor turned his mind quickly, calculated the probability, and then nodded.

The big lion said helplessly: "That's how it is. If you are selected by lottery to perform, and your performance is normal, and there are no accidents or surprises - then you can get the Christmas gift you want."

The little doctor hesitated.

The big lion continued: "Otherwise, how about a draw?"

The little doctor automatically translated in his mind: "If you can't draw me, [-] out of [-] will be a draw... It's a good deal." So he nodded again.

The lion slowly threw out his request: "If I win, I can do whatever I want...how?"

The little doctor nodded, his mind had completely turned to overpowering Leo, and being able to do whatever he wanted with him.

The lion nodded in satisfaction, thinking that he could buy some more props.Then happily sent a text message to Tim.

Time went back to Christmas Eve again.

"No!" The little doctor rolled his eyeballs, trying to persuade a certain lion to give up this plan through some academic concept.

"Hey, Kid, I want to bet and admit defeat..." The big lion slowly stuck it up, and scratched his little doctor's nose with his index finger.

"But... only the doe's tail has white spots!" The little doctor tried hard to get away from the big lion, trying not to look like he was cheating.

"Really?" The lion absent-mindedly threw down the "tail" in his hand, which obviously had no purpose.

The little doctor was even more frightened, if the big lion stopped insisting, it would definitely not be a good situation, because it would only mean one thing - he had other plans!

"This is not a good lion at all! Only a fox can be so cunning!" The little doctor roared in his heart.

"Look, this one doesn't have white spots - the tail of a stag." The big lion slowly picked out another deer tail from a pile of things on the bed.

Apparently the business has prepared a variety of "tails" for Christmas, and there are different models - this tail is obviously more "strong".

The little doctor looked at the things in Leo's hands, and said with difficulty: "No... this, this is too..."

The big lion said: "Small?"

The little doctor was angry: "No!"

The big lion looked at his Kid with a smile and turned pink.

"Must?" The little doctor was already being teased by the lion just now, but the lion cruelly stopped all movements at the critical moment, and began to ask him to choose...

The lion shrugged helplessly: "Otherwise, it's not like a deer... isn't it, my dear little doctor?"

Dr. Reid struggled to be dragged back to the bed by the lion, was pressed face down on the mattress, and cried out in dismay: "That's still the doe's tail!"

The lion regretfully took a bite on the back of the little doctor's neck: "That's not okay... You reminded me just now - you still have antlers on your head! Don't you, Rudolph?"

As Leo said, he suppressed the little doctor's struggle with one hand, and bit open the lid of KY with his teeth.This action was so provocative, the little doctor turned his face to the side, completely forgetting to struggle, until the lion's meat pad got in before he realized it, and immediately screamed.

The lion smiled fondly, kissed the little doctor's spine, and said vaguely: "Don't think that you can't hear that you are pretending..."

The little doctor gasped violently, buried his face in the quilt, trying to suppress his voice.

A cool thing came in to fill the seat, and the little doctor made an embarrassing sound, only feeling that his body was slowly and firmly opened inch by inch, and his whole body felt bad in an instant.

"Rudolph...does this look like this!"

The lion played with the antlers and supported the little doctor's chin with one hand, preventing him from hiding himself under the quilt.Kissing his ears and neck, while raising his hand to press the switch.

"Ahhh!" The little doctor screamed happily and embarrassedly, and was kissed on the lips by the lion.

"How is it? Rudolph?" The lion said vaguely, and at the same time comforted the little doctor's XX.

Dr. Reid was completely speechless, his eyes were red, and he looked at Leo beggingly, trying to let him let him go, while trying to reach out to touch the lion.

A certain lion had already reacted, but he was more able to control it than the little doctor.

The lion smirked: "Do you want to see the complete Rudolph?"

The little doctor whimpered and was held tightly by the lion, unable to release it.

Satisfied, the lion carried a certain "Rudolph" into the bathroom, stood in front of the sink, opened the double x of the defenseless deer in his hand, and grabbed the thin jaw of the little doctor with one hand.

"Look?" The lion kissed the little doctor's closed eyes, and kissed away the tears that had oozed out by the way.

The little doctor's eyelashes trembled uneasily and shyly, and finally opened his eyes slowly. The scene of XX in the mirror made him whimper again.

"No...no..." The little doctor tremblingly said, but his XX was obviously saying something different.

"Kid, your body is obviously much more honest than your mouth..." Leo kissed the little doctor's thin earlobe like punishment.

The little doctor kissed the lion helplessly, his body trembling.The little doctor glanced at the mirror out of the corner of his eye, only to find that the lion was staring at the "landscape" in the mirror!The little doctor suddenly wished he could pass out.And that lion, obviously wanting so much, didn't do anything, just squinted its blue-gray eagle eyes and looked at his "Rudolph".

"It's as if he just wanted to observe!" The little doctor said angrily in his heart.

The slow vibration inside was no longer satisfying, the little doctor moaned uncomfortably, and twisted in dissatisfaction, hoping to get some shocks, some rough bumps, rather than this kind of scratching comfort.

"Speak out..." The big lion's eyes were full of inseparable emotion, and his deep voice became hoarse - but he has always been a patient hunter.

"You!" The little doctor was full of grief and indignation. The poor Rudolph in the mirror made the same expression of grief and indignation as him, and what was worse was that the short, constantly jumping deer tail could not cover XX at all...

A quarter of an hour later, Rudolph begged for mercy heartbroken: "I...please..."

So a certain lion "dressed up" Rudolph contentedly, and happily filled his seat.I finished enjoying my Christmas present while my little doctor was crying uninterruptedly.

When the twelve o'clock bell struck the first bell, fireworks were set off in Washington DC.

The little doctor sobbed softly, XX was on the mirror on the sink, was kissed by the big lion, and carried all the way to the huge window sill in the bedroom.

The bay window is covered with soft cushions, and the indoor floor heating isolates the cold outside.

The little doctor looked out the window with blank eyes.

Suddenly a white ice crystal stuck to the glass.The little doctor's eyes lit up, and he moved forward slowly.Then almost instantly, a large piece of white cotton wool fell from the sky!

"It's snowing!" The little doctor cheered, sticking his nose to the glass window.

The lion kissed the little doctor's ear: "Yes, Christmas cannot be without snow."

The little doctor twisted slightly, and instantly had a bad feeling: "You, you won't... come again!?"

On Christmas Day, such a report appeared on the gossip board of the newspaper-a rich man artificially snowed Washington, creating a white Christmas!

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happy New Year!