[Criminal Minds] Wooden Legs of Justice

There was an indescribable grief and indignation written on the face of the little doctor: "The important thing is the form of death, not the cause of death... This is a few words, you are misleading my judgment..."

The little doctor's voice was intermittent, and he bit his lower lip tightly to prevent the choked voice from coming out.

The lion couldn't laugh at last, and hurriedly grabbed the chin of his precious little doctor, the king, to save those poor lips.

"Don't think nonsense, don't be such a kid." The lion hugged the little doctor into his arms, and comforted the thin back under his palm.

The little doctor was still looking aggressive just now, but now he was in Leo's arms and trembling uncontrollably, like a child who has been greatly frightened.

Leo was still comforting, but he heard a clear "click", and the expression on Leo's face suddenly froze. A pair of handcuffs were hung on his wrist, and the other part of the handcuff was hung on the little doctor's wrist.

The little doctor sniffled: "I have to... I have to catch you... I have no choice..."

But the lion has already lost his mind, and Hannibal who cut off his own wrist and escaped appeared in his mind...

The little doctor observed Leo's expression, and couldn't help crying anymore.

Leo was at a loss for a moment, not knowing what to do.

The suppressed cry of the little doctor soon led the guide who was guarding the door in, and the two soldiers stood quite at a loss, looking at the two BAUs who seemed to be fighting among themselves.

With his back to the two soldiers, the little doctor wiped away his tears with his sleeves, without turning his head, he said in a calm voice, "It's nothing to do with you, we need a meeting internally."

A group of BAU looked at the two people handcuffed together and returning to the temporary office inexplicably.

The handsome chocolate guy was stunned for a long time, and finally he joked: "Ha, what did I say? Lion, you finally revealed your secrets! I knew you were not a good person!"

Rossi frowned sharply, signaling Morgan to shut up.The blond monster had already sat cross-legged on the conference table, hiding his head behind a tall stack of files, for fear that others would see his gloating face. Ulrich drank his own coffee slowly as if he hadn't seen anything, tapping his fingers on the table rhythmically.

Hotch frowned and looked at it for a while, before speaking first: "What's going on?"

The little doctor couldn't hold it back, and almost shed tears again. The lion hugged the little doctor and pecked him twice on the forehead in distress.

"Well, kid thinks I'm the mastermind of this case." Lion hugged his precious little doctor in one hand, while repeating the little doctor's reasoning to his colleagues, modifying the somewhat incoherent language by the way, and adding Some more detailed reasoning is presented.

All the BAUs were stunned. They had never seen such a combination of a serial killer and a BAU agent. What about the confrontation that they were arrested?What about showing high IQ?What about satirizing the BAU and provoking the FBI?

What the hell is the killer trying to comfort a dispirited senior detective?

"Maybe after you are locked up, you can also become Hannibal in "The Silence of the Lambs"...Remote control to solve crimes, play games in the world, I have to say, you have a lot of pursuit." I can't believe what the hell I'm talking about.

Hotch glanced suspiciously at Leo, and finally said slowly: "What is your defense?"

There were many playful smiles on the corner of the lion's mouth: "It should have been there, but I suddenly feel that the current feeling is very good."

Emily exclaimed in disbelief: "Do you know what the hell you're talking about! Stop kidding!"

The little doctor's hand holding Leo's arm suddenly tightened, the lion looked at his face and looked at the little doctor for a while, finally couldn't bear it, and said: "Well, I didn't do anything, don't worry, I'm not a murderer."

Tim took his head out of the back of the portfolio, patted the biscuit crumbs off the corner of his mouth, and said with a straight face: "If you say there is no evidence, then there is no evidence?"

The lion looked at his bad friend disgustingly: "First of all, time. I don't have time to commit crimes. We are always together, aren't we? Either with you, or with kid."

The little doctor still looked suspicious, but still nodded.

But Tim said: "But the time difference is not bad...for example, after your little doctor fell asleep"

Leo showed a helpless expression: "Okay, then the motive of committing the crime"

Tim frowned and waved his hands: "You are powerful and have intricate relationships. Who knows what your motives are on the surface? But in reality, who knows what it is?"

A distressed look appeared on Leo's face: "Okay, then I can't explain clearly, time, motivation, what else?"

Tim coughed: "About the... your inductive analysis in the process of handling the case just now, do you have anything to say?"

The corner of Leo's mouth twitched: "Because that's really how I analyzed it... But, after looking at the corpse just now, this feeling is even more obvious."

The little doctor raised his head in surprise, looked at the lion beside him, and was a little at a loss for a while: "What?"

Leo ignored him, and walked towards the whiteboard in front of the conference table. The little doctor was handcuffed to a certain lion and was dragged forward as a last resort.

Leo's stern and handsome face no longer had the smirk that he deliberately made just now: "The only thing that is certain is that there is something wrong with the people inside this secret military base, so that means that this murderer can closely observe us He can change his method and plan of committing crimes at any time. However, when committing crimes under our noses, there is only one speculation—he is provoking.”

The lion wrote Colonel Reed on the whiteboard, then put a question mark over the name.

"About this victim, whether he belongs to this case is still unknown, because in terms of murder methods, poisoning is a manifestation of the murderer's weakness, because one's own body cannot cause threats and harm to the other party, so the poisoning is often female. A common method used by criminals."

Leo changed the topic: "But the following case..."

Leo wrote three names on the whiteboard, with the final, unnamed corpse framed next to it.

"Violent murder, no doubt. It's a physical job to hammer a strong man, not to mention the work of cutting the skull later. It's absolutely impossible to break a human neck if you don't have enough strength. Siamese corpses also die from blunt instruments attack."

"As for the last unnamed corpse, the shooting, Barrett can't be carried by anyone, and the shooting has to be put aside."

Leo started labeling again: "Now start the second step, these victims are all painless deaths."

Everyone at the BAU nodded in agreement.

"Next, let's look at the expressive power of death." Leo calmly said, "The first one seemed to be asleep, without giving people any sense of fear. The second one, the empty head, brought me The first feeling is irony, the deceased was tall and strong, which is a so-called irony with well-developed limbs and a simple mind. The third deceased was hidden under Morgan's bed, why is it Morgan?"

"Because he looks the most like a simple-minded person in BAU." JJ quickly expressed his first feeling.

"Wolfdog, I didn't say that." Leo said happily to Morgan, who was feeling bad all of a sudden.

Indeed, if you look at it separately, it is rare to connect the place where the brainless corpse and the second corpse appeared, but once they are connected in series, this meaning is highlighted.

"The second corpse is placed like a ballet dancer, what is the directionality?" Leo asked a leading question.

"The artistic atmosphere... first originated in the royal family, a symbol of nobility." Rossi rubbed his chin.

"Maybe, let's look at the third body, which is two connected corpses, castrated, connected to the rectum with a water pipe, and placed in a sex position..." Leo sneered: "The amount of information here is a bit big. "

"Homosexuality." The little doctor said with a pale face.

All the BAUs fell silent for a moment, and the little doctor and Leo were showing their affection all the time.

"It's more than that." Leo patted the little doctor's head comfortingly: "Do you still remember the case we handled before?"

There was another suppressed silence from BAU.

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Is it a bit brain-burning?Someone try to analyze clearly...