interspecies dating
Chapter 26
"That's pretty good." Wen Qichu said, "Simply, neatly, without so many twists and turns in my heart, such a person is suitable for marriage."
Wen Haoxue always felt uncomfortable hearing Wen Qichu's praise.But Wen Qichu seemed to be in a good mood, and drove Wen Haoxue home. Along the way, he told him how rich the white tiger clan was, and that the white tiger was an endangered animal with a small clan and a lot of real estate. The deal was very good.
Wen Haoxue had to say that when he heard the word "buy and sell", he still felt quite uncomfortable.
"I don't know how Earl Chong inherited the earl." Wen Haoxue deliberately changed the subject, "His father is unknown, and his mother is just a wild tiger. Then how did Earl Chong have a relationship with the previous earl?"
"The previous Earl Baihu was actually the nephew of Earl Chong's second brother-in-law's third aunt's sixth uncle." Wen Qichu seemed to have found out all about his family, and knew everything about the situation of the Baihu clan.
"You know all this?" Wen Haoxue was shocked.
Wen Qichu nodded with a smile: "Of course, this is your marriage, how can I not care?"
The white tiger is an endangered animal, and there are very few members in the family, even fewer members who can cultivate the human body, pass the intelligence test and the civilization test.Therefore, Chong Sirui, a member who could not be farther away from the previous earl, can also inherit the title and property.
Therefore, as long as the endangered animals become fine, and their intelligence and civilization are not bad, they can basically be ranked among the nobles.
"It's true that humans are not as good as animals." Wen Qichu thought silently.
When Wen Qichu and Wen Haoxue returned home, they heard the sound of being beaten again.Wen Qichu frowned unconsciously, walked quickly into the villa, and shouted: "What's going on?"
But seeing the youngest daughter Wen Haoyue running out with tears all over her face, she only said, "Mom hit me!"
When Ling Qingchun came out, he was quite embarrassed, and there were still tears on his face.Wen Qichu had a headache and said, "What's the matter? Your daughter is so old, and you still beat her? Do you understand education?"
Ling Qingchun sneered and said: "I don't know education, but you know education, so you teach your daughter to learn to dance instead of going to college?"
"What's wrong with dancing? Dancing well is also a benefit." Wen Qichu said solemnly, "My daughter likes to dance, so let her go."
"Then if the university for dancing is okay, why don't you go to those specialized schools?" Ling Qingchun asked.
"That's not because your daughter failed the exam!"
Ling Qingchun sneered endlessly: "Ha, now it's 'my daughter'?"
Wen Haoyue cried and said: "If you don't force me to go to university and let me spend time learning dance, I will definitely be admitted to a very good art college."
Ling Qingchun was mad with anger, and was about to make trouble, but Wen Qichu stared back coldly, and shouted: "That's enough! Today is a good day, no one is allowed to make noise!"
No one is allowed to make noise!
After saying this, everyone fell silent.
Although Wen Qichu nodded and bowed outside, he still said what he said in this family.
He immediately announced the good news of Wen Haoxue's marriage, causing Wen Haoxue to be embarrassed like never before.Ling Qingchun was also embarrassed with him, forced a smiling face to bless.Wen Haoyue even said: "Sure enough, marriage is the top priority! Everything else has to be compromised for this." Ling Qingchun heard her daughter's eccentricity, and wished to slap her twice immediately, but she didn't dare to do this in front of Wen Qichu, so she Swallowing his anger, laughing with tears, he excused himself to get champagne.
"We should open champagne to celebrate." Wen Qichu said, and even called Wen Haoxing to come back to celebrate together.
That night, Wen Haoxue had a particularly embarrassing family celebration.Especially when Wen Haoyue said with a smile on the red palm print on her face, "Actually, what else do I study? Learn to dance hard, cultivate your temperament, and find someone who is half as good as Earl Chong, that's better than anything else!" At the time, the embarrassment index broke through five stars.Wen Haoxue was smiling, and she wanted to die on the spot.
After finally surviving the celebration, Wen Haoxue returned to the bedroom extremely tired, and fell asleep.
Waking up the next day, Wen Haoxue quickly received a call from "Earl Chong".He sat up excitedly and connected the phone: "Chong, Earl Chong?"
"Well, it's me." Chong Sirui said, "Is it convenient for you now?"
"Me?" Wen Haoxue looked at her sleepy self in the mirror, "It's convenient."
Chong Sirui nodded: "Then I will send you an address now, you come over later, and we will go through the formalities together."
"Procedure? What procedure?" Wen Haoxue asked.
"Procedures for inheriting property." Chong Sirui said, "Aren't you also in a hurry to spend money?"
Wen Haoxue was so astonished that she woke up completely from sleep: "You... Earl Chong, do you really intend to share this property with me?"
"Isn't this what it should be?" Chong Sirui asked back, and added, "You are my legal spouse."
It seems that Wen Haoxue has not yet accepted her status change from "Wen's eldest son" to "Chongsirui's legal spouse".
But Wen Haoxue more or less knew that he could not inherit the Wen family's property, and the Wen family didn't have much property for him to inherit.
Wen Haoxue drove to the address given by Chong Sirui, which was the "Office of the Human Society Demon Affairs Committee", or "Shemale Office" for short.The procedures are not troublesome. Before Chong Sirui decided to get married, Prince Tiger had already asked for help to run around all over the place, and now he only needs to get the marriage certificate to sign and stamp together.
This was the first time Prince Tiger saw Wen Haoxue himself, so he smiled and said, "This kid is so handsome."
Wen Haoxue smiled: "Prince Tiger also looks very majestic and has an extraordinary bearing."
"Hahaha!" Prince Tiger was very happy, pointing to the lawyer handling the affairs, and said, "This is the new lawyer I introduced to you. The private lawyer business of Si Rui was so bad that he even engaged in Qiu Shi's business." Not sure, I will let Si Rui change. This is sure!"
Chong Sirui said: "This is a Yaozu lawyer, and he is very familiar with the relevant laws and regulations of the Yaozu. My previous lawyer was a human lawyer, so I don't know much about it."
After the formalities were completed, the lawyer said, "You don't have to pay that much for Qiu Shi's matter."
"Really?" Chong Sirui asked.
The lawyer said: "I have heard your description, and I have also checked the files of the police records. At that time, he provoked first, saying 'you hit me', and you are a monster who has not been deeply involved in the world, and you are in the civilized test' Human emotions and subtext comprehension ability' scores are very low, which proves that you may have misunderstood his subtext, rather than intentionally hurting people. In addition, as a tiger demon, you are a very powerful type, but as an ordinary human, Qiu Shi was only slightly injured, which proves that you are not suspected of maliciously hurting people in charge. In addition to the "Regulations on the Protection of Endangered Species", "Regulations on Exemption of Undomesticated Wild Beasts and Monsters" and other relevant laws and regulations, I can definitely let you deal with it. You get out of here."
Chong Sirui was stunned when he heard that: "...what?"
The lawyer said, "Shall I repeat that?"
Chong Sirui said: "Yes."
Then, the lawyer gave Chong Sirui a legal education class all morning.
Lawyers often litigate for demons, but this is the first time they have encountered such an inquisitive and shameless client.Chong Sirui asked very detailed questions, and the lawyer also gave professional answers as much as possible. After the last morning, everyone felt hungry.Chong Sirui reluctantly ended the conversation.The lawyer had to say, "You know I'm paid by the hour, right?"
Chong Sirui looked at the list of property he inherited, and then asked the lawyer: "Should I be able to afford it?"
The lawyer was very happy when he heard this answer: "Of course, my lord. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me again. I will definitely know everything and have a lot to say."
As the new "Countess", Wen Haoxue began to feel sorry for the money for the "Master Earl", and only said: "Don't bother other lawyers all the time. You can take two books home and read them for yourself. If you really don't understand, go to Just ask."
After Wen Haoxue and Chong Sirui finished their lunch, Chong Sirui went to the bookstore and bought a bunch of these legal books to read.
Chong Sirui has no understanding of the world, but he is very used to understanding and obeying the rules because he has served in the army for a long time.This is also the reason why he is willing to make concessions to Qiu Shi.He is usually obedient to the rules.Since the law requires him to compensate Qiu Shi, he will abide by the law. Now, inspired by the lawyer, he interprets it from another angle.
"So that's how it is." Chong Sirui kept nodding while chewing on the book.
Chong Sirui scored close to 0 in the "emotional perception and understanding" of the civilization test, but he still passed the test, which means that he performed almost perfect in the "memory and logic ability".He did understand the contents of the book very quickly, and he even called the lawyer to explain what he didn't understand.
The lawyer said: "Even if it is a phone call, I will still be charged."
Chong Sirui figured it out. As long as it is not a serious crime such as murder and arson, endangered animals have certain immunity according to the situation, and beasts that hurt people under stress have certain immunity according to the situation. Situations have certain immunity, and Chongsirui has all three, almost invincible.
In the end, Chong Sirui came to a conclusion: So I can hit Qiu Shi without breaking the law!So the question is, next time I meet him, should I call him again?
If it was Zi Biaoer, he would definitely say: "Hit it! If you don't hit it, you will be a turtle!"
And their tortoise friends will be very embarrassed.
Wen Haoxue always felt uncomfortable hearing Wen Qichu's praise.But Wen Qichu seemed to be in a good mood, and drove Wen Haoxue home. Along the way, he told him how rich the white tiger clan was, and that the white tiger was an endangered animal with a small clan and a lot of real estate. The deal was very good.
Wen Haoxue had to say that when he heard the word "buy and sell", he still felt quite uncomfortable.
"I don't know how Earl Chong inherited the earl." Wen Haoxue deliberately changed the subject, "His father is unknown, and his mother is just a wild tiger. Then how did Earl Chong have a relationship with the previous earl?"
"The previous Earl Baihu was actually the nephew of Earl Chong's second brother-in-law's third aunt's sixth uncle." Wen Qichu seemed to have found out all about his family, and knew everything about the situation of the Baihu clan.
"You know all this?" Wen Haoxue was shocked.
Wen Qichu nodded with a smile: "Of course, this is your marriage, how can I not care?"
The white tiger is an endangered animal, and there are very few members in the family, even fewer members who can cultivate the human body, pass the intelligence test and the civilization test.Therefore, Chong Sirui, a member who could not be farther away from the previous earl, can also inherit the title and property.
Therefore, as long as the endangered animals become fine, and their intelligence and civilization are not bad, they can basically be ranked among the nobles.
"It's true that humans are not as good as animals." Wen Qichu thought silently.
When Wen Qichu and Wen Haoxue returned home, they heard the sound of being beaten again.Wen Qichu frowned unconsciously, walked quickly into the villa, and shouted: "What's going on?"
But seeing the youngest daughter Wen Haoyue running out with tears all over her face, she only said, "Mom hit me!"
When Ling Qingchun came out, he was quite embarrassed, and there were still tears on his face.Wen Qichu had a headache and said, "What's the matter? Your daughter is so old, and you still beat her? Do you understand education?"
Ling Qingchun sneered and said: "I don't know education, but you know education, so you teach your daughter to learn to dance instead of going to college?"
"What's wrong with dancing? Dancing well is also a benefit." Wen Qichu said solemnly, "My daughter likes to dance, so let her go."
"Then if the university for dancing is okay, why don't you go to those specialized schools?" Ling Qingchun asked.
"That's not because your daughter failed the exam!"
Ling Qingchun sneered endlessly: "Ha, now it's 'my daughter'?"
Wen Haoyue cried and said: "If you don't force me to go to university and let me spend time learning dance, I will definitely be admitted to a very good art college."
Ling Qingchun was mad with anger, and was about to make trouble, but Wen Qichu stared back coldly, and shouted: "That's enough! Today is a good day, no one is allowed to make noise!"
No one is allowed to make noise!
After saying this, everyone fell silent.
Although Wen Qichu nodded and bowed outside, he still said what he said in this family.
He immediately announced the good news of Wen Haoxue's marriage, causing Wen Haoxue to be embarrassed like never before.Ling Qingchun was also embarrassed with him, forced a smiling face to bless.Wen Haoyue even said: "Sure enough, marriage is the top priority! Everything else has to be compromised for this." Ling Qingchun heard her daughter's eccentricity, and wished to slap her twice immediately, but she didn't dare to do this in front of Wen Qichu, so she Swallowing his anger, laughing with tears, he excused himself to get champagne.
"We should open champagne to celebrate." Wen Qichu said, and even called Wen Haoxing to come back to celebrate together.
That night, Wen Haoxue had a particularly embarrassing family celebration.Especially when Wen Haoyue said with a smile on the red palm print on her face, "Actually, what else do I study? Learn to dance hard, cultivate your temperament, and find someone who is half as good as Earl Chong, that's better than anything else!" At the time, the embarrassment index broke through five stars.Wen Haoxue was smiling, and she wanted to die on the spot.
After finally surviving the celebration, Wen Haoxue returned to the bedroom extremely tired, and fell asleep.
Waking up the next day, Wen Haoxue quickly received a call from "Earl Chong".He sat up excitedly and connected the phone: "Chong, Earl Chong?"
"Well, it's me." Chong Sirui said, "Is it convenient for you now?"
"Me?" Wen Haoxue looked at her sleepy self in the mirror, "It's convenient."
Chong Sirui nodded: "Then I will send you an address now, you come over later, and we will go through the formalities together."
"Procedure? What procedure?" Wen Haoxue asked.
"Procedures for inheriting property." Chong Sirui said, "Aren't you also in a hurry to spend money?"
Wen Haoxue was so astonished that she woke up completely from sleep: "You... Earl Chong, do you really intend to share this property with me?"
"Isn't this what it should be?" Chong Sirui asked back, and added, "You are my legal spouse."
It seems that Wen Haoxue has not yet accepted her status change from "Wen's eldest son" to "Chongsirui's legal spouse".
But Wen Haoxue more or less knew that he could not inherit the Wen family's property, and the Wen family didn't have much property for him to inherit.
Wen Haoxue drove to the address given by Chong Sirui, which was the "Office of the Human Society Demon Affairs Committee", or "Shemale Office" for short.The procedures are not troublesome. Before Chong Sirui decided to get married, Prince Tiger had already asked for help to run around all over the place, and now he only needs to get the marriage certificate to sign and stamp together.
This was the first time Prince Tiger saw Wen Haoxue himself, so he smiled and said, "This kid is so handsome."
Wen Haoxue smiled: "Prince Tiger also looks very majestic and has an extraordinary bearing."
"Hahaha!" Prince Tiger was very happy, pointing to the lawyer handling the affairs, and said, "This is the new lawyer I introduced to you. The private lawyer business of Si Rui was so bad that he even engaged in Qiu Shi's business." Not sure, I will let Si Rui change. This is sure!"
Chong Sirui said: "This is a Yaozu lawyer, and he is very familiar with the relevant laws and regulations of the Yaozu. My previous lawyer was a human lawyer, so I don't know much about it."
After the formalities were completed, the lawyer said, "You don't have to pay that much for Qiu Shi's matter."
"Really?" Chong Sirui asked.
The lawyer said: "I have heard your description, and I have also checked the files of the police records. At that time, he provoked first, saying 'you hit me', and you are a monster who has not been deeply involved in the world, and you are in the civilized test' Human emotions and subtext comprehension ability' scores are very low, which proves that you may have misunderstood his subtext, rather than intentionally hurting people. In addition, as a tiger demon, you are a very powerful type, but as an ordinary human, Qiu Shi was only slightly injured, which proves that you are not suspected of maliciously hurting people in charge. In addition to the "Regulations on the Protection of Endangered Species", "Regulations on Exemption of Undomesticated Wild Beasts and Monsters" and other relevant laws and regulations, I can definitely let you deal with it. You get out of here."
Chong Sirui was stunned when he heard that: "...what?"
The lawyer said, "Shall I repeat that?"
Chong Sirui said: "Yes."
Then, the lawyer gave Chong Sirui a legal education class all morning.
Lawyers often litigate for demons, but this is the first time they have encountered such an inquisitive and shameless client.Chong Sirui asked very detailed questions, and the lawyer also gave professional answers as much as possible. After the last morning, everyone felt hungry.Chong Sirui reluctantly ended the conversation.The lawyer had to say, "You know I'm paid by the hour, right?"
Chong Sirui looked at the list of property he inherited, and then asked the lawyer: "Should I be able to afford it?"
The lawyer was very happy when he heard this answer: "Of course, my lord. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me again. I will definitely know everything and have a lot to say."
As the new "Countess", Wen Haoxue began to feel sorry for the money for the "Master Earl", and only said: "Don't bother other lawyers all the time. You can take two books home and read them for yourself. If you really don't understand, go to Just ask."
After Wen Haoxue and Chong Sirui finished their lunch, Chong Sirui went to the bookstore and bought a bunch of these legal books to read.
Chong Sirui has no understanding of the world, but he is very used to understanding and obeying the rules because he has served in the army for a long time.This is also the reason why he is willing to make concessions to Qiu Shi.He is usually obedient to the rules.Since the law requires him to compensate Qiu Shi, he will abide by the law. Now, inspired by the lawyer, he interprets it from another angle.
"So that's how it is." Chong Sirui kept nodding while chewing on the book.
Chong Sirui scored close to 0 in the "emotional perception and understanding" of the civilization test, but he still passed the test, which means that he performed almost perfect in the "memory and logic ability".He did understand the contents of the book very quickly, and he even called the lawyer to explain what he didn't understand.
The lawyer said: "Even if it is a phone call, I will still be charged."
Chong Sirui figured it out. As long as it is not a serious crime such as murder and arson, endangered animals have certain immunity according to the situation, and beasts that hurt people under stress have certain immunity according to the situation. Situations have certain immunity, and Chongsirui has all three, almost invincible.
In the end, Chong Sirui came to a conclusion: So I can hit Qiu Shi without breaking the law!So the question is, next time I meet him, should I call him again?
If it was Zi Biaoer, he would definitely say: "Hit it! If you don't hit it, you will be a turtle!"
And their tortoise friends will be very embarrassed.
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