unlucky beggar

Chirping chirping chirping, the birds chirping annoyingly in the morning, Wang Jincai has not yet opened his eyes, but his consciousness has awakened, and he is regretting in his heart: It would be great if the master had the ability to catch birds, so many birds can be exchanged for two dollars Bar.

Even if you can't change it, you can still bake it and eat it!The yawning Wang Jin rubbed his eyes and got up. It was time to go to Zhang San across the street to collect the rent early today, and the money could not be delayed.

Wang Jincai was the only one in the empty room, logically speaking it was normal, but he always felt something was wrong.After going out to fetch water to wash and wash, it took Wang Jin a long time to remember——no wonder he always felt something was wrong!I didn't sleep alone last night, where did the beggar who slept next to him go?

The kitchen in the backyard was not there, so Wang Jin turned around and was wondering, when he heard a shout from the roof.

"Yo! Are you looking for me?"

Su Douer, who looked refreshed, was reclining on the eaves to bask in the sun wearing a black-framed mirror, and sparrows jumped on his legs from time to time.

Wang Jincai was terrified when he saw it, "Come down quickly! It's dangerous!"

Su Qiuer was a little proud, shook his head and said with a smile: "What's the matter, I..."

"I didn't mention you!" Wang Jincai interrupted him angrily, "My roof tiles haven't been repaired for many years, and it leaks when it rains heavily! Come down quickly, or you will be completely crushed and you will pay me for the roof tiles!"

Su Qiuer on the eaves seemed to be shocked when he heard this, and immediately rolled down, causing the old tiles to creak and squeak, which made Wang Jin panic-stricken.

"Oops!" Seeing that the person was about to fall, the panicked Wang Jincai yelled and rushed over to stretch his arms, trying to catch Su Qiuer.

But Su Qiuer suddenly turned around, and Shi Shiran, who was as light as a swallow, fell aside, patted Wang Jincai's still outstretched hand and said, "I lied to you."

"You!" Wang Jin was fuming with anger, "How dare you play tricks on me!"

"Okay, okay," Su Douer reassured casually, "The steamed buns are already steamed, let's go eat."

"I don't have your share today, I'll eat and you watch!"

"Really? Then I'll go..."

…………

After teasing Wang Jincai in the morning, Su Qiuer felt very good.After dinner, Wang Jincai was going to collect rent across the street, and he couldn't do it temporarily without the imperial begging bowl. Anyway, he had nothing to do, so he wanted to go with Wang Jincai.

Who knew that Wang Jincai disagreed.

"No!"

The aggressive Mr. Wang blocked the door to prevent Su Douer from coming out, "How about helping me raise chickens if you are free?"

"I'm not your wife, why?" Su Douer straightened the diorama on the bridge of her nose, "Or do you want to worship the sky and the earth with me?"

"You, you..." Wang Jincai stammered immediately, "Follow if you want to, master, I just treat it as a servant who doesn't want money!"

"OK."

A boy is just a boy, Su Douer followed Wang Jin leisurely before going out.The two of them didn't speak a word along the way, the main reason was that Wang Jincai was in such a hurry, the wind was blowing under his feet, he rushed to the opposite street like he was going to reincarnate.

Following Wang Jincai into a grocery store, Su Qiuer suddenly realized that he was going to collect money!No wonder it runs so fast.

From Wang Jincai's point of view, this is very understandable. If you see it too much, you will not be surprised.

"Zhang San!" Wang Jincai picked an Eight Immortals chair and sat down, and went straight to the point, "Where's the monthly money for this month?!"

"Master Wang, you are here," Zhang San, the shopkeeper who nodded and bowed, hurriedly served tea, looked at Su Douer who was standing next to him, and asked curiously, "Huh? Isn't this unlucky begging? Why are you here too?"

"I……"

Su Qiuer was about to answer when Wang Jincai interrupted him impatiently.

"Whatever he does, give me the money first!"

The appearance of asking for money is really more urgent than Hades urging his life.

"I won't owe you anything, don't be impatient!" Zhang San took out the money he had prepared earlier from his bosom, and handed it to Wang Jincai.

Wang Jincai did not shy away from it. After taking the money, he counted it carefully face to face, and his expression eased when he was sure that there was not a single penny missing.

"Thank you, Shopkeeper Zhang..."

"Where, where..."

"Drink tea, drink tea..."

"well……"

Wang Jincai picked up the teacup.

The Wang family, which used to drink only well water, did not drink tea, at least Su Douer only drank tea when he had never met Wang Jin.Looking at Wang Jincai who was toasting to the shopkeeper Zhang while chatting with him, Su Qiuer was almost worried that he was choking.

Apparently, this way of drinking can finish the tea in just two sips, Wang Jin just smacked his lips and drank it to the bottom, while Su Douer was convinced that he saw him stick out his tongue to hook the bottom of the cup at the end, rolling up the remaining tea leaves gone.

He chewed twice, his Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he swallowed it into his stomach.

How should I put it, seeing this scene, Su Qiuer was in a delicate mood.

After finishing the tea, Wang Jin was about to leave, and shopkeeper Zhang would naturally not keep him if he wanted to do business in the store.The two went out the door one after the other.

After receiving the money, Wang Jincai's pace slowed down a lot, Su Qiuer followed him carelessly, seeing that the journey was boring, he just wanted to have some fun.

At this time, a few swallows flew by.

"Hey, do you want to fly?" Su Douer stepped forward and deliberately bumped Wang Jincai's shoulder, "How about I take you flying?"

"Fly your head!" Wang Jincai glanced at him in astonishment, "Crazy!"

Really boring.Su Douer was upset, and quickly pinched him on the face.Wang Jincai let out a cry of pain, covered his reddened face and kicked Su Qiuer.Of course Su Qiuer would not just stand there and let him kick him, and ran away early.Wang Jincai was furious and chased after him, insisting on catching up and fighting back.

Originally, the two of them were having a good time chasing each other, but a middle-aged man also chased after him.

"My lord, wait!"

It turned out that Zhang San, the shopkeeper, followed Wang Jincai and came running, out of breath, "You guys, you lost your things!"

something dropped? !Hearing that Su Douer stopped in his tracks, Wang Jincai touched himself around, "Strange, everything is there, what happened?"

At this moment, Zhang San was already running close, groping in his sleeves, as if he was about to take out something and hand it to them.

"Be careful!"

Su Qiuer let out a low cry, grabbed Wang Jincai's collar and flew up on the ground. After a few ups and downs, he landed on the distant roof before putting him down.

"Stand still, don't move, I'll come as soon as I go." Su Douer patted the startled Wang Jincai with a smile, and was happy to see his dumbfounded look.

Wang Jin couldn't be dumbfounded, he stared straight at the field where they were standing where Zhang San sprinkled a handful of powder, even the stones turned green!

"This is... a high-grade dye?!" Wang Jincai murmured, "You, be careful."

"Understood." Unexpectedly, this money fan cared about him quite a bit. Su Qiuer nodded and agreed, then jumped off the roof, ready to deal with that "Zhang San".

"Zhang San" is also waiting for Su Qiuer.

"Huh, I let you escape." Unlike the last assassin, this man had no intention of running away at all, but instead gritted his teeth and glared at Su Douer: "How did you see through my disguise?"

"No," Su Qiuer waved his hands again and again, "You disguised yourself very well, I didn't see it at all."

"It's just that I, a beggar, have nothing to drop, but how could someone like Wang Jincai drop things?"

"What kind of person do you think I am, master, you bastard!"

There was a roar, and Su Qiuer pulled out his ears, pretending not to hear.

"Hmph, it's useless to talk," the assassin "Zhang San" took off the human skin mask, and blue smoke flashed in his hand, "Look at the trick!"

"Obviously you were the one who wanted to say it first!" Su Qiu'er stood there as if nothing had happened, neither dodging nor dodging, letting the poisonous smoke hit him.But when the smoke was about to get close to him, it automatically dispersed to both sides, and it couldn't penetrate at all.

The assassin said bitterly, "Sure enough, there is a stellar energy protection!"

"Knowing that you still use this trick, you are stupid." Su Qiu'er didn't want to play with him anymore, and instantly swept the assassin into the corner with a slap!

"Ah!!"

The assassin, who had no power to fight back, let out a scream.

Su Qiuer rode on him, grabbed his wrists with one hand, "Be honest!"

"Today, my skills are inferior to others, you can kill if you want... Hey, what do you want to do?!"

hiss--

What answered the assassin was the tearing sound of Bubo being torn apart.

"What do I want to do?" Su Douer raised the corners of his mouth, and stretched out his hands to the assassin's chest, "I want to do this..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

This sound was not from the petrified assassin.The righteous master who uttered this loud cry was jumping angrily on the eaves of other people's houses, scratching his head and trying to find a place to climb down, so as to stop Su Douer's atrocities in broad daylight.But there wasn't a big tree next to the house, and he couldn't get down for a while, so he howled again at the top of his lungs.

"Get it right! That's a man!"

"Of course he is so flat, he is a man, you can tell it by touching it."

Su Qiuer continued to peel off the assassin's clothes nonchalantly, "Move around and be careful not to fall off, I don't have time to care about you now."

"……you!"

Wang Jincai's complexion was comparable to that of a pig's liver. If eyes could kill, Su Qiu'er would undoubtedly be poked out a few big holes.

Fortunately, after a while, Su Qiuer loosened the grip on the assassin and stood up.The assassin lying on the ground was disheveled, his face was flushed, his whole body was trembling, his legs were spread wide, but he seemed to be angry——

"You at least... save some money for the trip back to me..."

When he resisted, he was beaten twice, the assassin with a bruised nose and face was so angry that he couldn't speak well, and he was pushed to the ground to strip off his clothes and ransacked by the majestic leader of the world's largest gang, this experience can be said to be rare in the world.

"Oh," Su Qiuer was still a kind-hearted person, counting a lot of silver ingots and gold nuggets in his hand, and asked, "Where are you going back? How much does it cost?"

"South China Sea……"

"South China Sea? That's the territory of the Devil's Cult, right? Why did the Devil's Cult come looking for me?"

The end of being overwhelmed by anger is to be easily slandered by others, and the assassin immediately rolled his eyes, wanting to grit his teeth and kill himself.

"Oh, don't be too hard on yourself. If you don't say it, don't say it," Su Qiuer picked out a big silver coin and handed it to him, "Come on, take the money, walk slowly."

The assassin who vomited and trembled all over got up and ran away, holding on to the wall, and Su Douer, with a happy smile, flew to the room and carried Wang Jincai down.

Wang Jincai shrank his neck very cooperatively and let Su Qiuer grab his collar, his attitude was so good that he was completely different from the jumping guy before.

"Good boy," Su Douer grinned, "Could it be that you got scared?"

"..."

Normally, Wang Jincai would have refuted sharply, but at this moment, he seemed to have not heard, and stared at Su Douer for a while before saying: "I misunderstood just now, so you were not indecent, but robbery." ah."

This money fan's demeanor, this money slave's tone, what he wants is clear at a glance, and anyone who understands can see it.

Su Qiuer pretended to be stupid on purpose, "What, you want to report to the police?"

"That person is not a serious citizen at first sight, not to mention that he attacked you first, and you are also in danger. Master, I am not an unreasonable person, so why would I report to the official?" A hypocritical smile broke out on the rich man's face, " Then you see, should you give me some..."

"Return?"

"Yes, it is very real, the kind that can be seen and touched..."

"I see." Su Douer nodded, her blushing face seemed shy while holding back her smile, "Is it a promise of your body? Yes, you can look at it and touch it, come on."

Su Douer's face turned red, and Wang Jincai's face immediately turned green, and the two stood together, their expressions really pretty.

"Hush money! Money! Silver! This is what I want!" With a loud roar, Wang Jincai couldn't bear it anymore and opened the skylight to speak honestly, "Give it to me if you are sensible!"

Su Qiuer turned his face to one side, "No, I did it myself."

"If you didn't eat my food and drink mine, how would you have the strength to do it?"

"That's also because you covet my golden bowl!"

"So you are willing to give it to me?" Wang Jincai had an idea, "It doesn't matter if you don't give it, just give me the bowl."

"You have a good idea," Su Douer knew that Wang Jin was going to say that, sneered, and took out a small ingot to give him, "Here, this is my board and lodging expenses, is it enough?"

"...Enough, enough!" Wang Jincai was surprised and happy, tongue-tied, just now he didn't see how much Su Qiuer had robbed, he thought it was only a few taels, now seeing this gold ingot, he was overjoyed.

"Why do you always bite?" Seeing that Wang Jincai was about to put gold into his mouth again, Su Qiuer stretched out his index finger and tapped his mouth amusedly, "Eat carefully."

"How is it possible?" Wang Jin was so proud that he couldn't find Bei, he slapped his hand away and continued to bite the gold, "You won't eat it even if I eat it."

"Then do you want to eat me?"

"I will eat you if you can become gold."

"Then how about I eat you?"

"If you eat it, I can make gold and I will let you eat it."

…………

There was a lot of noise along the way, and in the end it was a matter of whether to add vegetables or not. The two of them who had a good harvest today went back talking and laughing.

Time flies, and it is midsummer in a blink of an eye.

In midsummer, the sky is clear and the water is blue.The trees in the town were lush and lush, which happened to be a good place for Su Qiuer to enjoy the shade.Living in Wang Jincai's house like this for several months, Su Douer lost several catties just like when he went up to the mountain to practice.

Just imagine if a person does not eat meat and fish three meals a day, and practices exercises according to three meals a day, can he not lose weight?

But Su Qiuer himself didn't mind, and was even a little happy.After this period of arduous training, his inner strength and mentality have become more refined, and his martial arts attainments have also become more sophisticated.Especially Lie Yan Zhang, who is now so good that it is no problem to roast a whole lamb outside the pass.Not only that, but his endurance and willpower have also improved. Even if a rich man who can see but can't eat sleeps next to him every night, he doesn't have to recite the Great Compassion Mantra silently in the middle of the night.

"Originally," Su Qiuer sat leaning on a tall tree branch and ate watermelon, "you are not a beautiful woman."

"Damn!" Wang Jin burst into anger, "That looks better than you melon thief! You are not allowed to pick my watermelon and eat it! It will be sold for money!"

"Don't be so angry in summer, be careful of getting angry." What didn't match the gentle words was that Su Douer spat out watermelon seeds at Wang Jincai as he spoke, each of which contained a little internal energy, and slapped him on the ass, "I I don’t know Ice Palm, so I can’t help you cool down!”

"You bastard! You're finished!" Wang Jincai ran around to avoid the watermelon seeds, but he couldn't dodge it no matter what, and finally became angry, yelled and ran away.

Su Douer still had a smile on his face when the people walked away, lazily leaning against the tree trunk, squinting his eyes to see the mottled shadows of the tree.Don't think that Su Dou'er is about to take a nap, in fact, he is thinking about things very seriously.

After the attack on the head of the beggar gang, the elders kept sending messages urging him, the gang leader, to go back quickly, but he ignored them all.However, those old fellows didn't fly into a rage, instead they let him go freely - Su Dou'er thought that he would be happy and at ease now, but unexpectedly the enemy came towards him not long after.

Thinking about it this way, it is likely that the beggar gang betrayed him again.Claiming to the outside world that "If you have a wronged person and have a debt, the main person should go to the gang leader" and so on, and push all the troubles to him.

Alas, Su Douer heaved a long sigh, originally he didn't care about it, if he had nothing to do, he could exercise his muscles and bones, and he could earn a couple of coins—but recently, why are more and more assassins bringing less and less silver?

Su Douer, who just solved an assassin in the morning but found only three copper coins from the assassin, is very troubled. Although he is a master of martial arts, he is really poor and useless. If he wants to hang Wang Jin, he is so greedy for money. How can it work?

There are always so many troubles in life, Su Douer thought about the drowsiness, leaned on the branch and stretched, planning to take a nap first.

The breeze is gentle in the summer afternoon, mixed with a little floral fragrance...

So fragrant, so sleepy.

Su Douer's eyelids became heavier and heavier, and they gradually closed heavily.

For a time, only cicadas were heard all over the mountains and plains.

This is the melon field on the west side of the town.Not far from the edge of the field was an ancient tree with a straight and thick trunk and dense branches, and Su Douer was sleeping on it unconsciously.

Suddenly, two people came out quietly from under the tree.

"Are you sure he's fast asleep?" Contrasting with Taxue Wuhen's lightness skills, the man who asked the question was dressed in plain white clothes, with an elegant figure and a stern expression.Although his appearance is only averagely handsome, the safflower needs green leaves to back it up. If you look at the big man behind him and then look at him again, you will look like a crowned jade tree with a suave and suave face!

"It should be..." The five-year-old and three-year-old man answered without hesitation. If he was handsome, he would be fine, but he has a face... um, simple and honest.The usual attire in gray clothes and gray trousers looked like he was going to work in the fields. If it weren't for the cold iron sword on his waist, the ghosts would not know that he was the protector of the Devil's Cult.

"What should you say?" The man in white was angry, and suddenly raised his leg and kicked him, "Lefter of Light, you look like a guardian!"

As if he wanted to rub the painful part but didn't dare, the big man hesitated for a moment, he looked like a big bear who wanted to dig out the beehive but was afraid of being stung, "But I used to be a shadow guard..."

"Huh," sneered, the man in white seemed to be a bit sad, "Ten years ago you were handsome and handsome, five years ago you were tall and straight, three years ago you had broad shoulders and thick back, now you are as strong as an ox, Who is to blame for not having a beam big enough for you to hide in as a shadow guard?"

"I'm sorry," the big man scratched his head embarrassingly, "I..."

"Forget it!" The man in white let go and flicked his sleeves, as if he didn't want to listen to what his former shadow guard had to say, "Go get him down first!"

"Yes, Master." The big man replied, looked up at the branch where Su Qiuer fell asleep, and with a single step, his figure stood firmly on the branch.But the branches that were only three fingers thick didn't tremble at all, and even the leaves didn't visibly shake.

It is not easy for Su Qiuer to sigh inwardly for growing up like this and still have such lightness skills!

Therefore, the diorama is really a good product for killing people and traveling at home. Thanks to the blessing of these two black frames, he squinted his eyes and watched it for a long time without anyone noticing it.However, the closer the distance, it was inevitable that the truth would be exposed, so Su Qiuer immediately closed his eyes tightly and pretended to be dizzy.

"People are coming, Master."

"Put it on the ground."

After the big man nodded, he loosened his hands, and Su Qiuer fell to the ground with a "ba chi".

Handle with care, friend, the bridge of my nose!

"Search carefully, what we want should be on him."

"Yes."

The feng shui turns, the assassins are usually searched for, but now they are searched by the assassins.But Su Qiuer didn't care, anyway, he didn't have any money on him, and all his belongings were in Wang Jincai's locker.

The big man searched Su Qiu'er all over, but of course he found nothing.

"My lord, there is nothing."

The man in white frowned and said, "Then take off his clothes and have a look."

"……Yes."

In the hot weather, Su Qiuer didn't wear much, one coat and one coat, and was stripped off in two or three strokes.

"No." The big man shook his head and pointed to Su Qiu'er's chest, "but he has a copper coin hanging around his neck."

"Normal." The white-clothed man pondered, "Even if he has the name of the world's best expert, he is still a beggar after all. Probably because he has no money and envy others wearing gold and jade, so he imitated it."

It's sad to say this, the master and servant who are rich at first glance seem to have a little bit of sympathy for the beggar king on the ground.Thanks to this sad atmosphere, none of them saw the veins on Su Qiuer's forehead.

"Cough." The man in white coughed lightly, and said seriously, "It's impossible for him not to take such an important thing with him, so take off his pants to have a look."

The big man was taken aback, "It's not quite... okay."

"You're here again," the man in white was slightly annoyed, "Is it bad or good?"

"...Well." The big man was so pushed that he couldn't speak, so he had to lower his head to pull Su Qiuer's belt.

"Wait!" The man in white somehow stopped him again, "I'll do it, you go and break a branch for me."

The big man who stopped his hands stood up and asked puzzledly, "What do you want the branches for?"

The man in white looked at Su Qiuer's crotch, "Maybe you need to poke and poke."

"Wow!"

Unable to bear it any longer, Su Douer rolled over with a carp, grabbed his clothes and jumped back eight feet away, "Pervert! Do you want to be so poisonous?!"

His sudden deception startled the big man, but the white-clothed man remained calm and coldly snorted: "Guangzhu Su is really good at it, even I can teach you the hypnotic magic flower, admiration."

"Where is that, the smell is quite vulgar, I am really about to be fainted by the smoke," Su Douer curled the corners of his mouth with a smirk, and Su Douer dusted off his clothes and put them on again, "Your Excellency is the leader of the South China Sea Demon Cult Ye Hidden Lake?"

"It's not Ye Yin Lake," the man in white replied calmly, "It's Ye Yin Jiang."

"Ah, sorry for misremembering, but who is the other one?"

"Qi Jin."

"Then, what's the reason why your teaching staff mobilized everyone to chase me, a beggar, into this remote area?" Su Qiuer helped the slightly crooked diorama, "It must be very important that even the leader himself goes out."

"Very important." Ye Yinjiang said coldly, "I'm just here to get back what belongs to me—the treasure of the beggar gang."

"Ah? Belongs to you?"

Su Qiuer thought about the golden bowl full of Wang Jincai's tooth marks, and then thought about his unscrupulous father, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "Could it be that you are actually my father's illegitimate son, my little one?" younger brother?"

"...No." Ye Yinjiang had no expression on his face, but his right hand was already pressing on his waist calmly.In a tacit understanding, Qi Jin's hand also touched the hilt of the sword at the same time.

"How could Master Su not know what I really want, so why pretend to be crazy? But I knew from the very beginning that you would not hand it over easily, so—"

"and many more!"

"excuse me!"

Ye Yinjiang, who didn't wait at all, had already drawn out his soft sword, the silver-white sword, which was no more than an inch wide, was extremely sharp.

Quickly picked up a wooden stick on the ground, Su Douer then shouted: "Please tell me what you want..."

Before the three words "sold to you" could be uttered, a flash of swift sword light approached his eyes.It seems that they are determined to snatch it hard, and the business cannot be done, Su Qiuer thought regretfully, then let's fight.

In a short while, the two had fought for twenty rounds, and the situation was obvious.

Hitting the dog with a stick, a trick to beat the dog, Su Douer smiled and flexed his wrist, and hit him several times with the stick, which was great.

Although the sword move was fast, it was not faster than the wooden stick in the hand. Ye Yinjiang, who should have been furious, was not angry, but narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly.

grinning.

——Crackling, the wooden stick in Su Qiuer's hand broke into countless pieces in an instant.

Holding the last half of the short wooden stake, Su Qiuer opened his mouth wide and took a deep breath, "Isn't that so exaggerated?!"

Before he could close his mouth, a chill suddenly appeared on his back!If you don't dodge at this time, you will have no chance to dodge again, so Su Qiuer jumped three feet away without even thinking about it.

This sword was so thunderous that it made a hole in the ground.

"Two to fight one and then come for a sneak attack? It's too much!" Su Qiuer patted his chest with lingering fear. Fortunately, he flashed quickly just now. He thought this big bastard was an honest man, but he was really wrong!

"But, didn't you Central Plains people say, attack him unprepared?" Qi Jin said, and immediately rearranged his sword move to attack Su Douer's left side, and on the right side, you don't need to guess, Ye Yinjiang's sharp sword has already struck at his vital point!

Um?Men also engage in the combination of two swords?

"The martial arts in the Central Plains still pay attention to fighting alone, why don't you go to the countryside and follow the customs!" Su Qiuer looked up to the sky and sighed, it seems that this is forcing me to come up with a unique move!

The beggar gang's unique learning has not been seen in the world for many years. Even though it is no longer in the world, there are still legends about it.

Nothing is indestructible, nothing is invincible, and the skill of palming is unparalleled in the world.

Su Qiuer shouted, "Eighteen Subduing Dragon—"

Who dares to meet its edge?Ye Yinjiang was terrified in his heart, exchanged glances with Qi Jin in a flash, and the two of them turned back together, just to avoid the legendary fierce and merciless palm!

"Touch!" After shouting the last word, Su Douer looked at Qi Jin who retreated too quickly and hit the tree, and Ye Yinjiang who slipped his sword, and sighed, "This move is still so easy to use."