The Demon Hunter
Chapter 035 A Romantic Comedy on the Way
Ansel has been sleeping during the day lately because he has to keep his eyes on the cologne at night.But even if he didn't take his eyes off for a moment, Cologne went crazy so fast that it was almost indistinguishable to the naked eye, and Ansel still failed to arrive in time twice after the first night—not long There are too many fucking thieves!
As a result, the entire caravan, from those merchants who were big-bellied or thin and thin, but in short, with no offensive power, to the guards with big waists, and the shrewd and agile drivers and handymen, only Ansel had a gloomy face every day, With two obvious dark circles under his eyes, he looked haggard—couldn’t sleep at night, and although he could catch up on sleep in the carriage during the day, the quality of sleep was not very good, and he was also depressed because he couldn’t stop the cologne.
During lunch that day, the leader of the caravan called Ke Luoyin away for a while, and when he came back, he brought back a soft and thick mattress and even a bottle of deer milk.
"What?" Yawning, Ansel asked casually.
"Thank you from the team leader, about the thieves I caught and killed during this period." Even if Cologne always "does good deeds without leaving a name", it is clear that the whole team is well aware of the "dark night" Who is the "Patron Saint" in the movie?
"Hmph!" Ansel snorted coldly, full of sarcasm, Coloin was actually rewarded for his "evil behavior of an evil guy".
"In addition, the team leader even secretly told me..." Ke Luoyin frowned, his face full of doubts.
"what?"
"'Don't bother your partner too much', 'The appearance of the mattress will make his butt feel better', 'Deer milk can replenish his energy'." Cologne imitated the voice and expression of the leader and said.
"Pfft!" Ansel spat out all the hot soup, "Damn it!"
"It's impolite to respond to others' kindness." The tone was righteous, but the smile on Cologne's face made Ansel almost rush forward to fight him. If his reason hadn't told him, If you can't beat it yourself.
After the little farce at lunch, Ansel, full of anger, climbed back into the carriage to sleep—although he didn't want to make those people misunderstand, but if he didn't take advantage of this time to sleep for a while, he couldn't bear it at night, that's People will die again.And now, saving the soul from Cologne's mouth is not only because of right or wrong, but also because he is angry with Cologne, and he must let him spend the rest of his life hungry!
However, today was obviously not Ansel's lucky day. The caravan had just set off for an hour, and the roar of horseshoes sounded behind them. Obviously, a large group of people was approaching rapidly from behind them!
Ansel grabbed the sword and jumped out of the car: "A robber?"
"Not sure yet." Cologne shook his head.
The convoy stopped in the nearest open space beside the avenue, the carriages formed a circle around the perimeter, the guards held their weapons tightly and stood by at any time, and the merchants and other personnel gathered in the middle and began to pray.With so many horses galloping fast, apart from the horse dealers who are the safest possibility for them, they are either robbers or nearby troops, but no matter which one is not easy to mess with, no matter which one they should be on guard against.
Ten minutes later, a large group of people appeared in their line of sight. The opponent's armor was bright and their flags were bright. It should be the nearby army.The leader is holding a box and a small bag. If the other party makes trouble, I hope that these money can satisfy them.
The army was getting closer, but the knights kept their spears and swords on their saddles, until the knights in the front row galloped past the caravan on full alert—they had no intention of fighting .
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but Ansel noticed that Cologne was not sighing in relief, but sighing, obviously disappointed that he didn't fight...
However, although the army was marching, they found that the team was a bit strange. The one protected in the middle of them turned out to be a carriage with a crystal coffin. A gorgeously dressed red-haired woman rode a horse and followed the carriage, with an intoxicated expression on her face. , loving, sad, longing looking at the person in the coffin.However, from their perspective, it is temporarily unclear who is there, and they can only guess that he may be the woman's lover.
"Something's wrong." Ansel heard Coloin muttering in a low voice, the volume should only be audible to the two of them, "There is still a group of people chasing up." Coloin looked at the way the army came, and sure enough, there was another Dust was flying up—the hoofbeats of the team in front of them covered the voice of the other team.
"Stop! Turn back! Defend!" A knight beside the red-haired woman shouted, and the entire army stopped, turned their horses around, raised their spears, and held their shields!
"God..." The caravan began to pray again. Compared with being robbed, the possibility of being involved in the battle between two cavalry made him feel more desperate.
Another army is getting closer and closer, but the other side did not clash at the beginning. A beautiful woman with black hair and an old man dressed as a mage appeared at the front of the line: "Diana! You despicable woman ! I actually thought you were my best friend?! Give me back my lover!"
"Janet! You know he doesn't love you, he only loves me! We fell in love at first sight~"
"Lie! He didn't even look you in the eye!"
"It's as if he once looked at you?" Diana waved her hand in disgust. "We all know that when you found him, he was already like this. Then you took him as your own."
"You're an idiot, Diana, do you think he's dead? No, he's alive, and I've been looking for a way to bring him back to life. As soon as he wakes up, our future is forever in love !"
"You're kidding yourself! Why do you think he'll love you? Those black hairy thighs of yours?"
"Do you think your flat bag-like chest is something good?!"
"you……"
"you……"
Except for the two women who were engaged in fierce verbal battles, everyone present was in cold sweat. Being able to use so many knights, it is obvious that they are noble women, but now, compared to the foul language uttered from their mouths, The street shrews are no better.
The glass hearts of the few young men in the caravan who were still dreaming of a brave man saving the princess, or being favored by a beautiful queen suddenly shattered.The team leader was still wiping his sweat non-stop. He probably felt that after hearing this, they would not even want to go back alive today.
The scolding lasted for an hour, and both ladies had hoarse throats and red faces.The magician who had been silent all this time finally spoke: "Dear ladies, maybe you can give me a little time to undo the curse on that gentleman, so that you can know who he loves." .”
"As I said, I have been looking for a way to wake him up, and I found it." Janet's voice was hoarse enough to be comparable to a crow, but she still spoke at the highest volume with a proud face.
"Can you really do it?" Diana asked suspiciously.
"Don't you want me to wake him?"
"Of course she doesn't want to, because that's the only way she can have Benjamin!" Janet answered first.
"How is it possible?!" Ianna screamed immediately, and then coughed twice. The sound of a dolphin is not something her throat can bear now. "Come here." She said, only facing the mage, but Janet also followed.Diana gave her two supercilious glances, but in the end did not drive away the rival, "If Benjamin wakes up and says he chose me, I'd love to watch you run away crying."
"This is really exciting." Ansel heard the other mercenaries muttering in low voices. They even bit the jerky and drank beer, as if they were watching a play in a theater.
The coffin was opened, and the sorcerer began to cast spells. In the place where two or three hundred people gathered, even the sound of breathing was extremely slight. Everyone focused on the coffin, and some even held their breath.A few seconds after the magic light disappeared, with a sound of "snap!", a hand suddenly stretched out from the coffin and patted on the edge of the coffin.
"He's awake! He's awake!" Ansel no longer wanted to see who was cheering, anyway, everyone except him and Cologne were shouting...
Then, a man in a gorgeous dress stepped out of the coffin, it was indeed a silver-haired man full of sex appeal and charming.Even if you can clearly see his evil in the deep and soul-stirring purple, you can't help but be attracted by him.His slightly hooked nose gave him a heart-pounding arrogance.Are thin pale lips as cold as ice, or as hot as fire?Even his dark gray skin and small sharp horns on his forehead showed that this man's identity was probably the same as Cologne's, and he was also a hybrid with demon blood, but this only added to his mysterious and depraved appearance. Charm only...
No wonder he was still lying in the coffin, and there were two women tearing their faces for him.Even the transformed Cologne is one level behind him in terms of attractiveness. What Cologne is stronger than him is that wild sense of danger.
This man who should be named Benjamin was obviously a little confused about the current situation. When he found out what clothes he was wearing, he showed an even more angry expression.
"Who put this shit on me?!" he yelled.
"Her!" "Her!" Diana and Janet pointed at each other.
Benjamin glanced at the two of them, and simply ignored them. He just took off the robe jacket full of lace and gold thread embroidery.
"Benjamin, who do you really love?" The two women said in unison again.
Benjamin froze again: "I don't even know... wait, you..." He pointed at Diana.
"He said me! He chose me!" Diana shouted excitedly.
"What choice? You are Louie's sister, Louie...Louis! You haven't given me an answer yet!"
This Louis...is the one in Diana's army who ordered all the knights to turn to the defense when Janet brought people over just now, but his clothes are actually the same as the others—that is, he is covered from head to toe. Tin cans.Therefore, if Diana's knights hadn't turned their heads in the same direction and looked at the same person, everyone in the caravan watching the show really didn't know who was who.
Louis took off his helmet, and someone in the caravan sighed in disappointment, thinking that he was a man, but he was also a beautiful woman.But who knows, that is a handsome guy, a man that most men will never feel admiration for, but only jealousy, a handsome, resolute and tall red-haired guy.
"I love you, Ben."
"How could you do that, Louis?!" "Your brother is more shameless than you!"
"Shut up!" Benjamin yelled.
"I'm sorry, sister." Louis threw away the helmet and unbuttoned the armor. It was obvious that he was a skilled knight, and soon his armor fell to the ground with clangs, although there was still chain mail inside. But it seems that the man is much thinner.This means that he gave up his knighthood and chose his lover.
Benjamin's purple eyes sparkled with excitement. In an instant, he jumped up from the carriage. In mid-air, his pure white lace shirt, which looked light and fluffy, was torn into pieces, because a pair suddenly appeared from behind him. huge wings.He swooped down, and while the others were still shocked, he grabbed the knight, embraced him and lifted off into the air, flying into the distance...
In short, this is two women competing for a man, but the man came out in front of the two women, and took his coming out partner away, romantic comedy?
As a result, the entire caravan, from those merchants who were big-bellied or thin and thin, but in short, with no offensive power, to the guards with big waists, and the shrewd and agile drivers and handymen, only Ansel had a gloomy face every day, With two obvious dark circles under his eyes, he looked haggard—couldn’t sleep at night, and although he could catch up on sleep in the carriage during the day, the quality of sleep was not very good, and he was also depressed because he couldn’t stop the cologne.
During lunch that day, the leader of the caravan called Ke Luoyin away for a while, and when he came back, he brought back a soft and thick mattress and even a bottle of deer milk.
"What?" Yawning, Ansel asked casually.
"Thank you from the team leader, about the thieves I caught and killed during this period." Even if Cologne always "does good deeds without leaving a name", it is clear that the whole team is well aware of the "dark night" Who is the "Patron Saint" in the movie?
"Hmph!" Ansel snorted coldly, full of sarcasm, Coloin was actually rewarded for his "evil behavior of an evil guy".
"In addition, the team leader even secretly told me..." Ke Luoyin frowned, his face full of doubts.
"what?"
"'Don't bother your partner too much', 'The appearance of the mattress will make his butt feel better', 'Deer milk can replenish his energy'." Cologne imitated the voice and expression of the leader and said.
"Pfft!" Ansel spat out all the hot soup, "Damn it!"
"It's impolite to respond to others' kindness." The tone was righteous, but the smile on Cologne's face made Ansel almost rush forward to fight him. If his reason hadn't told him, If you can't beat it yourself.
After the little farce at lunch, Ansel, full of anger, climbed back into the carriage to sleep—although he didn't want to make those people misunderstand, but if he didn't take advantage of this time to sleep for a while, he couldn't bear it at night, that's People will die again.And now, saving the soul from Cologne's mouth is not only because of right or wrong, but also because he is angry with Cologne, and he must let him spend the rest of his life hungry!
However, today was obviously not Ansel's lucky day. The caravan had just set off for an hour, and the roar of horseshoes sounded behind them. Obviously, a large group of people was approaching rapidly from behind them!
Ansel grabbed the sword and jumped out of the car: "A robber?"
"Not sure yet." Cologne shook his head.
The convoy stopped in the nearest open space beside the avenue, the carriages formed a circle around the perimeter, the guards held their weapons tightly and stood by at any time, and the merchants and other personnel gathered in the middle and began to pray.With so many horses galloping fast, apart from the horse dealers who are the safest possibility for them, they are either robbers or nearby troops, but no matter which one is not easy to mess with, no matter which one they should be on guard against.
Ten minutes later, a large group of people appeared in their line of sight. The opponent's armor was bright and their flags were bright. It should be the nearby army.The leader is holding a box and a small bag. If the other party makes trouble, I hope that these money can satisfy them.
The army was getting closer, but the knights kept their spears and swords on their saddles, until the knights in the front row galloped past the caravan on full alert—they had no intention of fighting .
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but Ansel noticed that Cologne was not sighing in relief, but sighing, obviously disappointed that he didn't fight...
However, although the army was marching, they found that the team was a bit strange. The one protected in the middle of them turned out to be a carriage with a crystal coffin. A gorgeously dressed red-haired woman rode a horse and followed the carriage, with an intoxicated expression on her face. , loving, sad, longing looking at the person in the coffin.However, from their perspective, it is temporarily unclear who is there, and they can only guess that he may be the woman's lover.
"Something's wrong." Ansel heard Coloin muttering in a low voice, the volume should only be audible to the two of them, "There is still a group of people chasing up." Coloin looked at the way the army came, and sure enough, there was another Dust was flying up—the hoofbeats of the team in front of them covered the voice of the other team.
"Stop! Turn back! Defend!" A knight beside the red-haired woman shouted, and the entire army stopped, turned their horses around, raised their spears, and held their shields!
"God..." The caravan began to pray again. Compared with being robbed, the possibility of being involved in the battle between two cavalry made him feel more desperate.
Another army is getting closer and closer, but the other side did not clash at the beginning. A beautiful woman with black hair and an old man dressed as a mage appeared at the front of the line: "Diana! You despicable woman ! I actually thought you were my best friend?! Give me back my lover!"
"Janet! You know he doesn't love you, he only loves me! We fell in love at first sight~"
"Lie! He didn't even look you in the eye!"
"It's as if he once looked at you?" Diana waved her hand in disgust. "We all know that when you found him, he was already like this. Then you took him as your own."
"You're an idiot, Diana, do you think he's dead? No, he's alive, and I've been looking for a way to bring him back to life. As soon as he wakes up, our future is forever in love !"
"You're kidding yourself! Why do you think he'll love you? Those black hairy thighs of yours?"
"Do you think your flat bag-like chest is something good?!"
"you……"
"you……"
Except for the two women who were engaged in fierce verbal battles, everyone present was in cold sweat. Being able to use so many knights, it is obvious that they are noble women, but now, compared to the foul language uttered from their mouths, The street shrews are no better.
The glass hearts of the few young men in the caravan who were still dreaming of a brave man saving the princess, or being favored by a beautiful queen suddenly shattered.The team leader was still wiping his sweat non-stop. He probably felt that after hearing this, they would not even want to go back alive today.
The scolding lasted for an hour, and both ladies had hoarse throats and red faces.The magician who had been silent all this time finally spoke: "Dear ladies, maybe you can give me a little time to undo the curse on that gentleman, so that you can know who he loves." .”
"As I said, I have been looking for a way to wake him up, and I found it." Janet's voice was hoarse enough to be comparable to a crow, but she still spoke at the highest volume with a proud face.
"Can you really do it?" Diana asked suspiciously.
"Don't you want me to wake him?"
"Of course she doesn't want to, because that's the only way she can have Benjamin!" Janet answered first.
"How is it possible?!" Ianna screamed immediately, and then coughed twice. The sound of a dolphin is not something her throat can bear now. "Come here." She said, only facing the mage, but Janet also followed.Diana gave her two supercilious glances, but in the end did not drive away the rival, "If Benjamin wakes up and says he chose me, I'd love to watch you run away crying."
"This is really exciting." Ansel heard the other mercenaries muttering in low voices. They even bit the jerky and drank beer, as if they were watching a play in a theater.
The coffin was opened, and the sorcerer began to cast spells. In the place where two or three hundred people gathered, even the sound of breathing was extremely slight. Everyone focused on the coffin, and some even held their breath.A few seconds after the magic light disappeared, with a sound of "snap!", a hand suddenly stretched out from the coffin and patted on the edge of the coffin.
"He's awake! He's awake!" Ansel no longer wanted to see who was cheering, anyway, everyone except him and Cologne were shouting...
Then, a man in a gorgeous dress stepped out of the coffin, it was indeed a silver-haired man full of sex appeal and charming.Even if you can clearly see his evil in the deep and soul-stirring purple, you can't help but be attracted by him.His slightly hooked nose gave him a heart-pounding arrogance.Are thin pale lips as cold as ice, or as hot as fire?Even his dark gray skin and small sharp horns on his forehead showed that this man's identity was probably the same as Cologne's, and he was also a hybrid with demon blood, but this only added to his mysterious and depraved appearance. Charm only...
No wonder he was still lying in the coffin, and there were two women tearing their faces for him.Even the transformed Cologne is one level behind him in terms of attractiveness. What Cologne is stronger than him is that wild sense of danger.
This man who should be named Benjamin was obviously a little confused about the current situation. When he found out what clothes he was wearing, he showed an even more angry expression.
"Who put this shit on me?!" he yelled.
"Her!" "Her!" Diana and Janet pointed at each other.
Benjamin glanced at the two of them, and simply ignored them. He just took off the robe jacket full of lace and gold thread embroidery.
"Benjamin, who do you really love?" The two women said in unison again.
Benjamin froze again: "I don't even know... wait, you..." He pointed at Diana.
"He said me! He chose me!" Diana shouted excitedly.
"What choice? You are Louie's sister, Louie...Louis! You haven't given me an answer yet!"
This Louis...is the one in Diana's army who ordered all the knights to turn to the defense when Janet brought people over just now, but his clothes are actually the same as the others—that is, he is covered from head to toe. Tin cans.Therefore, if Diana's knights hadn't turned their heads in the same direction and looked at the same person, everyone in the caravan watching the show really didn't know who was who.
Louis took off his helmet, and someone in the caravan sighed in disappointment, thinking that he was a man, but he was also a beautiful woman.But who knows, that is a handsome guy, a man that most men will never feel admiration for, but only jealousy, a handsome, resolute and tall red-haired guy.
"I love you, Ben."
"How could you do that, Louis?!" "Your brother is more shameless than you!"
"Shut up!" Benjamin yelled.
"I'm sorry, sister." Louis threw away the helmet and unbuttoned the armor. It was obvious that he was a skilled knight, and soon his armor fell to the ground with clangs, although there was still chain mail inside. But it seems that the man is much thinner.This means that he gave up his knighthood and chose his lover.
Benjamin's purple eyes sparkled with excitement. In an instant, he jumped up from the carriage. In mid-air, his pure white lace shirt, which looked light and fluffy, was torn into pieces, because a pair suddenly appeared from behind him. huge wings.He swooped down, and while the others were still shocked, he grabbed the knight, embraced him and lifted off into the air, flying into the distance...
In short, this is two women competing for a man, but the man came out in front of the two women, and took his coming out partner away, romantic comedy?
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