[HP] Subvert Fate

Recently, Principal Whitebeard has had a bad life, which is quite, very, extremely bad.Although Madam Pomfrey hadn't confiscated all his candy, and kept a little hidden in the secret compartment of the dresser in the bedroom, it still didn't make Dumbledore happy.

Everyone noticed that their Headmaster Dumbledore was always looking at them with such worried eyes, although he still had his usual smile on his face.Those professors obviously attributed Dumbledore's abnormality to the common problem of the elderly, and even Madam Pomfrey, who is proficient in Muggle medicine, revealed to her colleagues intentionally or unintentionally that Dumbledore's current state is very Muggle-like Menopausal syndrome is often referred to as a psychological symptom, which can be cured by itself after a period of time, so you don't need to be too nervous.

Then someone has to ask, is it true that the principal with white beard is in a bad mood because he suffers from menopausal syndrome?Answer: Of course not.

There are two things that have caused Dumbledore to lose his energy recently. One of them is that apart from Severus in Slytherin, the other three deans, professors and the school administrator Filch They harassed themselves regardless of time or occasion. As long as they had enough time, these people would stay in the principal's office.The purpose of their stay here is to make a strong protest to themselves, to protest that they are too weak and value the individuality of the students too much, for no other reason. It's about to officially open for business.The teachers are all worried that once this store, which is completely open to Hogwarts small animals, opens to pick up customers, order in the school will become even more difficult to maintain.

Dumbledore sighed, extinguished the lights in the principal's office, then climbed up to the second floor and walked into his bedroom, took off the nightgown full of stars and moons outside, and got into the warm bed.

However, it makes sense to think about what the teachers said. G&S can turn Hogwarts upside down just by relying on the mail order business. If there is a physical store, every Hogsmeade week, where will the children come from? It's no wonder that the joke goods brought back have toppled the roof of the castle.Dumbledore himself has seen the power of those joke products. Compared with Zuko's stuff, it is a heaven and an earth.

It is precisely because the ideas that the founders of G&S came up with catered to the psychology of children (Tea: They are children themselves! Deng [nods]: Yes, that’s why this extremely popular thing can be made), so, basically From Hogwarts to the seventh grade and down to the freshmen, everyone has one or two prank products produced by G&S in their schoolbags.

And the Weasley twins, who are the mascots of Hogwarts, took advantage of the short days before the physical store opened for business, and all the student founders of the joke store collectively took root in the Room of Response on the eighth floor.As long as they don't have classes the next day, Dumbledore will find that these children stay there all night, and sometimes he even finds that His Majesty the Snake King and Regulus of Slytherin will join them.

As for how he found out these kids were staying up all night making joke merch, it was just a random coincidence.

It was last Friday night. He had just returned from the weekend dinner at the Ministry of Magic. He wanted to go back to his principal's office to get comfortable, but he didn't expect to feel a sudden pain in his stomach on the way to his room. (Tea: Did you eat something bad? Deng: In order to save money, Fudge probably used stale materials, hey~~) I wanted to find the bathroom, but it was too far away, even farther than his room, and the Room of Requirement is right there. beside.The white-bearded principal stood in front of the tapestry of the Room of Requirement and walked back and forth, constantly thinking about finding a convenient place, but after walking for about 10 minutes, he did not see that convenient room When you show up, you know that the Room of Requirement is occupied by someone else.Unable to bear the pain any longer, Dumbledore didn't have time to check what was going on, so he rushed to his principal's office with a vigorous posture that could not be seen on normal elderly people, and then quickly climbed up to the second floor. Lou, after being convenient and comfortable, he cast an invisibility spell on himself, and stood openly at the door of the Room of Requirement.At about five o'clock in the morning, he was not surprised to see those children walking out of that magical room one by one, yawning.Behind them were His Highness the Snake King who was pulled by the little black cat to help check the quality of the products, and the teaching assistant of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

Of course, that's why Severus didn't protest to Dumbledore.But even if other professors expressed dissatisfaction, Dumbledore could not prevent G&S from opening.Dumbledore was more willing to let those professors torment him all the time than to bear the sad and almost accusing eyes of Lord Dark Lord and Lucius and Remus.

The principal with the white beard yawned, turned over on the bed, stared at the colorful dwarf candies on the ceiling of his bedroom without sleepiness, stared at the ice blue eyes, and remembered another thing that made him very depressed This is a very important matter for Hogwarts, about the recent relationship between Slytherin and Gryffindor.

As the outside world speculates, Dumbledore did intend to make the two colleges evolve into such a state of fire and water. After all, the once frightening Dark Lord came from Slytherin, and the founder of the college, Sarah Racha Slytherin himself is an unparalleled master of the dark arts.Letting the students of the other three colleges mingle with such a student of the black magic college is like sending a sheep into a tiger's mouth.If there is a war in the future, will these children stand on the battlefield and point their wands at the friends they used to eat, play and study with?Whenever he thought of this, Dumbledore would feel chills all over his body.

Therefore, since he became the dean of Gryffindor, he has gathered students from the two colleges together in class, trying to create opportunities for them to conflict.Only by keeping Slytherins isolated from the other students can the wizarding world be kept safe.Dumbledore has always believed that this is the most responsible way to the students and the society, but he just forgot that Hogwarts is a school, and he is a teacher, not a judge in the court.

The fierce collision between Slytherin and Gryffindor continued until Harry entered school. Since the Savior was sorted into Slytherin, the tit-for-tat confrontation between the two colleges has changed, but some small-scale incidents still occur from time to time. conflict.Dumbledore stood aside and watched, occasionally leading the development of the situation, making this collision more reasonable and making these contradictions more acute.Although doing this is very sorry for the students of the two colleges, Dumbledore believes that this is the cruelty of society, and it is necessary for children to recognize the reality early.

Originally thought that this situation could continue until Harry successfully graduated from Hogwarts and grew into an excellent wizard who could succeed him as the leader of the Order of the Phoenix.But in the second week after the start of the new semester, the relationship between the two colleges has changed significantly. The usual fights in the corridors have basically never happened, and the presence of those little snakes has suddenly weakened. Weak as if they had been cast with such an invisibility spell that the impulsive, reckless lion cubs completely ignored their existence.

This sudden change made Dumbledore a little upset, and he felt as if something was out of his control.

Since discovering this situation, Dumbledore began to pay attention to those Slytherin students slowly. He found that those little snakes seemed to have been severely hit, although everyone still maintained the proud nobleman's appearance. , but a little downcast.After further observation, it seems that it is not what I thought before, it seems to be affected by the state of preparation for the exam in the fifth and seventh grades, everyone is holding a thick stack of tomes like Ravenclaw in their hands book of.

Although they go to class normally every day and go to the hall to eat normally, they always walk together in groups, and occasionally gather together to talk in a low voice.If you look closely, you will find two big dark circles on their faces, and some students even lost weight quickly, such as Crabbe and Gore, who have always been known as goalkeepers.Also, for Gryffindor's occasional provocations, those little snakes just watched coldly, then raised their proud heads, leaving the provocateur with a gorgeous back, and didn't bother to tangle with the provocateur at all.Not only that, except for the two-hour training of the Quidditch team every Tuesday and Friday, you can’t see a single Slytherin student in any corner of Hogwarts. After the meal, he stayed in the cellar and did not come out.

Dumbledore was not used to the low-key manner of the Slytherins, and was very curious.In order to answer the doubts in his heart, he also specially asked Baro, the bloody ghost, the resident ghost of Slytherin, to ask, and the ghost's answer made him fall into deep thought.

Bloody Barrow said that because of the incident that made Headmaster Snape furious in the common room, in addition to the normal Quidditch training, all students, whether they are in the first or seventh grade, House leaders, Heads of Years, and students in general are required to stay in the common room when there is no class, and after finishing the homework assigned by the teachers, the rest of the time is spent copying the Slytherin rules.If found to disobey orders, will be the most severe punishment.

Dumbledore thought that Barrow hadn't told himself the truth, but he couldn't use Remembrance on ghosts, so he asked about the door of the head of Slytherin's office and all the portraits inside, and the testimony of those portraits proved that What the blood man Barrow told himself was indeed true. On the night of the incident, they all saw Dean Severus Snape returning to his office angrily, and the faces of the two Professors Black were not very good.Dumbledore didn't ask what made Severus so angry that he could put the entire academy in confinement. He felt that if he wanted to ask about this kind of thing, he had to find out about it.

Therefore, the white-bearded headmaster made a decision when he was in a daze and was about to fall asleep. He would bring Harry, Draco, and Severus to the office for tea tomorrow, not only to ask about the Slytherin public rest What's going on in the room, and by the way, the G&S Magic Joke Store opening day gift giveaway.