[HP] Subvert Fate

"Bo... Bobby, you... you say it again! I... What's wrong with me?"

During tea time in mid-May when the sun was shining and the sky was clear, there was a roar from the direction of the school hospital. All the small animals walking in the empty Hogwarts grounds shivered. The voice of the old headmaster is really high-pitched. Does this have something to do with his usual intake of sugar?But why did people see him fainting suddenly in the corridor of the castle before?

In the medical room, the protagonist that the little animals are talking about, the greatest white wizard in the magic world, Principal Dumbledore, at this moment, without any scruples about his own image, is lying on the hospital bed in the school hospital, desperately grabbing his white hair with both hands. Beard, as if he wanted to use this to wake himself up.At the same time, he looked at the school doctor Mrs. Bobby Pomfrey, one of the invisible bosses of Hogwarts standing beside his bed, with the eyes of a monster, and kept roaring from his mouth.Dumbledore was almost stunned by what he heard just now, he didn't know what he was doing, what he was doing, his mind went blank, and what Madam Pomfrey said just now kept echoing in his ears.

The white-bearded principal dared to swear to Merlin that what he just heard was not true, everything he heard just now was his own auditory hallucination, and he should ask Bobby to see if there is something wrong with his ears.Because, it is absolutely impossible for him... Oh, Merlin's lace bra, he and Gellert are both quite old, it should be to leave this chaotic and noisy place, and return to his own illusion to enjoy his old age It's time, why, why at this time, he actually...... Hey, do you want them to learn how to be a father from this time?Oh God, God, it's absolutely not true!The almighty Merlin, the almighty Dumbledore's ancestors, I beg all the ancestors to open their eyes!Dumbledore let go of the white beard that had been ravaged miserably by him, and prayed and shouted to all the gods and gods he knew in his heart.He thought, such a weird and terrifying thing must never happen to him.

The principal with the white beard muttered in a low voice, this is absolutely impossible, it must be Bobby's mistake, it must be!Dumbledore clenched his fists, put away his monster-like eyes, and looked at the female school doctor who was born in Slytherin with another expectant look.

"Bobby, please repeat what you just said."

"Dear Albus, if you are not deaf or hard of hearing, you should have heard, I say you are...pregnant!" Mrs. Bobby Pomfrey raised her eyebrows and pointed at the bed The old principal smiled lightly, "Congratulations, you are going to be a father."

"Boom~" Hearing Madam Pomfrey repeat what she just said, Dumbledore felt as if a bomb had exploded in his head, making him dizzy for an instant, and he couldn't tell the difference immediately. North, south, east and west.

"This...how is this possible?"

"Nothing is impossible, Albus." Madam Pomfrey covered her mouth and smiled secretly, she looked at the blond-haired and blue-eyed old devil sitting on the edge of the hospital bed, "Congratulations, Grindelwald gentlemen."

"Thank you, Poppy."

"Bobby, are you sure..." Dumbledore touched his belly with his hands, "There is a little life in it? Is it because of this little guy that I fainted just now?"

"Albus Dumbledore!" Madam Pomfrey blushed angrily, "How many times do you want me to repeat this stupid, childish question? Are you questioning my professional quality now? Don't you forget that when Harry was pregnant with Scorpius, he chose me over the excellent therapist at St. Mungo's. If you still have doubts, I don't mind if you go to St. Mungo's again Do a diagnosis!"

"Bobby, don't be angry, I just can't believe it." Dumbledore hurriedly comforted the furious invisible boss. Did he know that there were rumors among the students such as "the queen of the school hospital roars, Hogwarts Shake it," he didn't want to be sprayed with the venom of the respected Madam Pomfrey. "Look, Gellert and I are already so old, don't you think it's weird to have a child at this age? I can't believe it's human, right? I had the same reaction, I...."

"You are sophistry, Albus." Madam Pomfrey stared fiercely at the white-bearded headmaster on the hospital bed, "Look at Mr. Grindelwald, as one of the parties involved, how quickly he accepted this fact Obviously much faster than you, and as one of the fathers, Mr. Grindelwald should be very happy to have a little angel come to him."

"Hey, of course, Bobby. He is not the one who will suffer in the next five months, of course he is happy. I believe that if you are not here, he should be able to dance happily." The white-bearded headmaster He gave his lover a hard look, and with the help of Gellert, sat up on the bed. "By the way, the children who saw me fainted weren't frightened, were they?"

"No, they were all brought back by their respective heads." Madam Pomfrey shook her head, "By the way, Albus, under Mr. Puff, Mrs. Lockhart and the Potters have all sent messages, and it is estimated that they will arrive in a few minutes."

"Oh, no!" Dumbledore yelled, stroking his head and wishing he could disappear and stay away from Hogwarts. "Merlin's tattered stockings, Tom and Lucius, and Sev will definitely laugh at me when they hear the news."

"I have to admit that you are very self-aware, Albus. It seems that those sweet and greasy syrups have not completely confused your brain, and your IQ is obviously on the rise. I think this is what pregnancy brings. Your biggest benefit. The little monster in your stomach probably absorbed all the excess sugar, so that you can maintain your sanity, instead of being a sweet and greasy person in the impression of the past. An old lunatic who doesn't recognize anything."

A deep cello-like voice sounded at the entrance of the school hospital. Even if the three people in the medical room didn't look back, they knew clearly who the owner of Snape's voice was.However, out of courtesy, they still looked towards the door, and were almost blinded by the shining light at the door for a moment.

"Oh, the long-lost golden robe!" Dumbledore raised his eyebrows, "I can inquire, you walked in from the gate of the castle wearing such uniform robes, and you were not regarded as here by the students..." Stretched out his hand Pointing to his own head, the principal with the white beard smiled wickedly, "Is something abnormal?"

"How is it possible, Albus!" Mr. Harry, the little black cat, Slytherin Potter, Malfoy, the youngest in the golden robe group, was the first to rush to the edge of Dumbledore's hospital bed, and he His partner, Mr. Draco Malfoy, lazily followed behind with their little Scorpius bunny, who was just born one month ago. "The Malfoy family has always been leading the fashion trend in the wizarding world. I just heard two Ravenclaw girls discussing in a low voice, should they suggest that their headmaster should also change the uniform of Hogwarts? Add some bright colors."

"I think those nobles in Slytherin will like to hear this news. They have complained for many years, but this is the rule set by the founder, so it has not been changed." Dumbledore nodded slightly, Then he looked at the Lord Dark Lord standing behind the two young men, his two companions, and Mrs. Snape who had already held the wedding ceremony. The Whitebeard headmaster waved his paw kindly at them. "Tom, it's really embarrassing for you to see me like this!"

"You don't mind, I think in the next five months, I can see you using such a weak... no, it's the delicate appearance that appears to me and everyone. In front of you, Dumbledore." With a smile on his lips, the Dark Lord stretched out his right hand to Gellert, "Congratulations, you have become a father at such an advanced age, Mr. Grindelwald, Mr. Dumbledore, both of you Probably the No.1 in the magic world since ancient times.”

"Thank you, Tom. In fact, it's pretty good to be No.1 in this area. The two wizards, black and white, set an example for the magic world, so that those older magicians who don't have children know that life When it comes to things like children, age doesn’t matter at all.”

"Tch, that sounds nice!" The big black dog godfather who was completely infected by Severus climbed onto the bed next to Dumbledore, and took his lover as a human cushion by the way. "Gellert, who stayed up in the middle of the night and came to Prince Manor alone, almost making the house-elf mistaken for a thief? Who forced the house-elf to toss us out of bed? And who paid for it?" He specially hired Sif to brew a fertility potion for him at a high price, and then mixed it into Mr. Headmaster's favorite cake?" Sirius raised his eyebrows, with a very standard Slytherin smirk on his face. "Gellert, can you tell everyone, who is the guy who did this kind of super unreliable behavior that doesn't fit the nobility?"

"Siris~~" Seeing Dumbledore staring at him fiercely, the old devil shuddered involuntarily. He looked pitifully at Mr. Blake Snape on the opposite bed, "You... ...turned bad! The mouth is poisonous, like a real Slytherin."

"I'm sorry, I already have some Slytherin traits in my body, but there are too many Gryffindor factors, so I entered Gordy's college."

"Okay, okay, stop bickering, and fight non-stop every time you meet, and you don't feel too tired! Gellert, you are really too, knowing that you can't talk about Padfoot, but you still like challenges, Really......." Remus shook his head helplessly, and stood up to act as the peacemaker between the two, "By the way, Gellert, Albus, Rael and Gilderoy have something to do in Switzerland, and they Let us convey our blessings to you and this little angel. In addition, Narcissa is preparing for the evening celebration party in the manor, and she said that her blessings will be sent later."

"Thank you Rael and Gilderoy, what a good boy!" Dumbledore pretended to pull out a handkerchief, and touched the tears that did not exist in the corner of his eyes, making everyone present feel chills.

"In addition to blessings, we also want to borrow Gellert, Albus." The innocent little black cat Harry was pushed out by the adults to borrow someone from the white-bearded principal. He blinked his watery green eyes and looked at himself The former headmaster's pitiful appearance made people feel distressed, and couldn't bear to refuse his request.

"Go ahead and use it, lest he get in the way of my eyes, hum!"

He glared unhappily at the old devil king who was apologetic, and it was rare for Albus to play the temper of his little wife. He was a hundred years old. Dumbledore waved his hand and signaled Harry and Draco to quickly take that unsightly guy out. I want to be quiet and digest the news that he is pregnant at a hundred years old.

Seeing what Dumbledore was thinking, the old devil stood up, helped his lover lie back on the bed, covered him with a quilt, and went out with everyone.

Dumbledore lay obediently on the bed, watched the door of the medical room being gently closed by Madam Pomfrey, and then sighed.Damn Gellert, the bastard Gellert, actually put medicine in his own cake, and at that time, he was short-circuited and didn't realize it, and...he was really tricked.

The old headmaster continued to pull his beard in frustration, Merlin, he never thought that such a thing as pregnancy could really happen to him.Dumbledore lowered his head and pointed at his finger. He had already planned that the two families would disappear, but he never thought that he would have a child of his own at such an old age. Hey, I will be busy in the future.However, this feeling is really good.Touching his own belly, this great white wizard who was hailed as an old lunatic by outsiders had a slight blush on his face. He had a child who combined the essence of himself and Gellert. To be honest, it was really amazing. not bad.