The Spring of Prince Syndrome

six in the morning.

Yuan Yuan put on a tie for Tan Ruikang, patted his face, and asked, "Did you sign it?"

Tan Ruikang's eyes were bloodshot, and he said, "No, I won't sign, Xiaoyuan, you..."

Yao Yuan grabbed his tie, pulled him down, and whispered in his ear, "I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years."

Tan Ruikang looked at the distance wearily, his eyes were extremely complicated, he seemed a little confused, and there was a momentary wavering in his eyes.

"Let's go." Yao Yuan said, "You don't want to get married yet? How is it possible? The invitations are all gone. Go, hurry up."

Yuan Yuan straightened his collar, looked in the mirror, raised his eyebrows, and smiled at Tan Ruikang, who was tired and crippled in the mirror, refreshed and full of energy.

At seven o’clock, pick up the bride, the convoy drives to the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, twenty cars serve as a convoy, with wedding balls and silk flowers pasted on the outside of the car, relatives in the hotel send the bride out, Li Jing in a wedding dress smiles brightly .

At 08:30, the Civil Affairs Bureau received the certificate, and everyone cheered and sprinkled flowers, congratulating the talented man and the beautiful woman, and the perfect match.

At ten o'clock, the hotel is seated, the bride and groom, the best man and the bridesmaid stand in the lobby to greet them.

Yuan Yuan was the focus of attention, stealing all the limelight from Tan Ruikang, he knew the man as long as he came, and all his classmates, friends, and business partners all went to him.

His business partners knew that he was the son of Zhao Guogang, the real boss of Yuankang and Wulin companies. The uncles went for Zhao Guogang. Yuan Yuan smiled and shook hands with the elders, invited them in to play mahjong and chat, and served tea .For a while, the whole venue was like a distant wedding.

"Wife—!" Qi Huiyu rushed in from the outside, hugged Yuanyuan tightly, threw him down, and more than half of the decorations behind him fell down.

Everyone laughed, came over to pat Yuan Yuan on the head, pushed him and beat him. When the former classmates met again, everyone beat him up and left Tan Ruikang aside.

"Hello, uncle."

"uncle!"

When Zhao Guogang arrived, he was stunned. He was still a little unsteady when he walked, but he had dyed his hair and put on a suit. He really looked good. He gave Tan Ruikang a small box, which contained two heavy gold ornaments.

Shu Yan gave Li Jing a box, which contained a pair of couple watches.

Zhao Guogang went to chat with officials and business people, socializing with a group of uncles, while Yuanyuan arranged for classmates, junior high school, high school and college students to get together and let Qi Huiyu handle it.

At twelve o'clock, the wedding begins.

First, Zhao Guogang spoke, followed by Li Jing's father, the bride and groom served tea to their parents, and the host asked them to talk about their love feelings.Tan Ruikang looked tired all the time, standing far away beside him, smiling all the time.

"I would like to thank my younger brother, Zhao Yuanyuan, who has been with me all the time." Tan Ruikang took the microphone and said, "We grew up together and started a business together. We agreed..."

Yaoyuan hooked his fingers, took another mic, interrupted him appropriately, and said: "I always thought that this big monkey would be unwanted for the rest of his life, and today I can finally 'marry' him out. I am really moved." thousand."

The audience roared with laughter, Yuanyuan successfully stopped the conversation, and winked at the host, who said: "Does the groom have anything to say to the bride? Let's listen to the groom's confession of love. May I ask when you fell in love with the bride? When was it? What qualities in her make you fall in love?"

"I..." Tan Ruikang said: "The time I loved her the most was...one day, she suddenly told me, Tan Ruikang, your parents are gone, and I will love you and love you well... I will...give you a home. Wherever I am in the future, it will be your home."

The people in the audience were silent.

Yuan Yuan put the mic back and gently stepped off the stage. Zhang Zhen said in a low voice, "Why is your brother in such a bad mood? He was so excited that he couldn't sleep last night?"

Yuanyuan said: "I don't know, I went to bed very early."

"I've changed my mind." Lin Zibo said, "When I get married, I must never ask Milkman to be the best man. Whoever invites him will be unlucky. It's just to steal the limelight! Invite him, and I will become his foil Ah, how miserable!"

A group of classmates were laughing, and You Zeyang hooked Yuan's neck and said, "When I get married, I have to let him be the best man. We are peerless twins, let's see if you can't kill you guests!"

"Hey!" Qi Huiyu said, "He's mine!"

The two started to scramble Yuan Yuan, the audience was chaotic, everyone was watching a group of young people in suits fighting, Yuan Yuan's group was almost all top-notch handsome guys, he and Qi Huiyu were the most dazzling, no one listened to Li Jing What did you say.

Li Jing: "The moment I love Ruikang the most is when he picked me up, carried me into the car, and said, 'Let's stop doing this job, I will support you for the rest of my life'."

"Wow--"

The girls screamed one after another, calling it very romantic.

Li Jing smiled and handed the wheat to the host.

The host said: "Congratulations, you are married. Please the bride and groom exchange wedding rings"

The flashing lights under the stage came and went, and everyone said: "Congratulations..."

Yuanyuan smiled and said, "Congratulations."

At the beginning of the wedding banquet, Tan Ruikang took Li Jing around to toast, there were too many guests, and the tables needed to drink. After a while, Li Jing couldn't bear it anymore and went to rest, and the bridesmaids couldn't drink too much, so she went to take the wine glass far away, and said: "Let me come, that table must drink, all people from the municipal party committee and the procuratorate."

Tan Ruikang said: "You don't need to stop me, brother go to respect..."

Yuanyuan whispered: "If I don't go, my dad will have to drink. When I get home, the gout will attack again. Who will help you stop it."

Yuanyuan and Tan Ruikang went over and had a full round of drinking. Yuanyuan was a junior, and talked to them with a smile, and complimented each of them one by one, saying that my dad often mentioned uncles, haha, and I have to rely on uncles to take care of them in the future. Hey, I just left the society , don't know anything...

After drinking at the ten tables, Yuanyuan pretended that his grandson was very good, and drank all that should be drunk, and asked Wang Peng to take care of the partners' tables. When Zhao Guogang went to see Zhao Guogang, Zhao Guogang waved his hand with a smile, indicating that it's okay.

After the toast, Yuanyuan was a little unsteady when he walked. Tan Ruikang half hugged him, and was pushed away by Yuanyuan. Yuanyuan couldn't tell the direction, and he went to a crowded place at one end. After a small commotion, You Zeyang said: "Leave it to us." Leave it to us, you go to toast the bar."

This group of young people had already eaten, and they all gathered together on the sofa in the corner of the banquet hall to chat enthusiastically.

Yuanyuan fell on Zhang Zhen and gasped for breath, and heard Qi Huiyu's voice saying in his ear, "How much have you drunk? Damn, how can the milk boy drink so much. I used to be drunk with a little beer."

Yuan Yuan waved his hand and said, "Sleep for a while, don't talk to me."

Gu Xiaoting said: "He wants to talk nonsense when he's drunk, tease him, tease him..."

After a while, Zhang Zhen's wife smiled and said, "Milk boy, where's your wife?"

Yuan Yuan was so drunk that he was unconscious, but he still replied: "No... I won't tell you."

Gu Xiaoting asked: "Milk boy, your wife said that if you don't go to her, she won't let you go."

Yuan Yuan hummed, and said, "No...he has long...don't want me..."

Everyone laughed bitterly, Lin Zibo's girlfriend asked, "Milk boy, why doesn't your wife want you anymore?"

Yuanyuan: "Go...to get married."

Zhang Zhen smiled and said, "Milk boy, who is your wife?"

Yuanyuan: "No... no wife, but... a husband."

Everyone laughed and laughed so hard.

Gu Xiaoting laughed so hard that Qi Huiyu asked with a smile: "Wife, who is your husband? Say, who is it?"

Yuan Yuan: "A horse... a monkey."

That sparked even more exaggerated laughter, making everyone look in their direction.

Gu Xiaoting asked: "Who do you love the most, Milkman, tell me who you love the most."

"Mom...Mom." Yao Yuan said, "Father, Brother...Brother."

"We are a family..." Yuan Yuan whispered, "Mom."

Lin Zibo's girlfriend smiled and said, "Call me mom..."

"Hush..." Everyone signaled her not to make fun of this.

Yuanyuan burst into tears, crying with his eyes closed, clutching whatever he caught, rubbing against Zhang Zhen's hand vigorously, Tan Ruikang came over to look, Qi Huiyu hurriedly said: "I'm drunk, I'll take him in to rest for a while .”

The wedding banquet was still eating, and the young people who were full went to the lobby on the second floor to sing. Yuan Yuan lay quietly on the sofa, resting on Qi Huiyu's lap. Tan Ruikang came up to see it twice. Yuan Yuan woke up and said, "Toilet."

Qi Huiyu: "I'll take you there."

Qi Huiyu half hugged Yuan Yuan, Yuan Yuan staggered, crashed into the bathroom, knelt in front of the toilet without closing the door, and vomited hysterically.

The bathroom was very quiet and clean. Yao Yuan vomited four times, even vomiting acidic water. He pressed the flush button, exhaled, and knelt quietly.

"Thank you." Yuanyuan took the tissue from Qi Huiyu.

Qi Huiyu took a glass of water to rinse his mouth, and said, "Don't drink it."

After Yuanyuan rinsed his mouth, he went to the sink to wash his face, rolled up his suit sleeves, splashed water on his face, and coughed a few times.

"You still wear the watch from ten years ago." Qi Huiyu said.

Yuan Yuan said: "I have a lot of advantages, but I have only one disadvantage, which is single-mindedness. You see, you like the new and dislike the old. If you have a Rolex, you don't want a milk girl."

Qi Huiyu said: "The milk girl was stolen, I will buy another pair later, one for each person."

Yuanyuan glanced at Qi Huiyu and said, "Get married to you, don't wait for your wife to come to you because of jealousy."

Qi Huiyu said: "Look, I didn't even bring my girlfriend here."

Yuanyuan: "What is physical marriage? Has your mother urged you to get married?"

Qi Huiyu said: "It's just to find a lesbian and start a family. Everyone lives their own lives without telling their parents. My mother made a boyfriend and went on a retirement trip. The man treated her very well and gave me a car. open."

Yuanyuan looked at Qi Huiyu for a long time, and said, "You marry Lala? Why?"

Qi Huiyu leaned against the sink and said, "Stop pretending, don't you already know?"

Yuan Yuan was silent and said, "How do you know that I know."

Qi Huiyu said: "You came to sleep at my house that night, remember."

Yuanyuan hummed, and Qi Huiyu said: "You have seen my QQ, and you have also logged into your own QQ, because after restarting, I saw the login window and saved your QQ number."

Yuan Yuan said, "You knew that night?"

Qi Huiyu: "Yes."

Yuanyuan said: "I later found out that I was also gay, so I went for treatment. My brother asked me to go for rehabilitation treatment."

Qi Huiyu: "How is it cured? Does it work?"

Yuan Yuan said: "Let me watch women's nudes, drink milk; watch men having sex, kiss slides, and drink an emetic. I drank an emetic for half a month, and next door was a group of mental patients, who were there in the middle of the night Shouting and suicide."

Qi Huiyu said: "Damn, your brother asked you to receive this kind of treatment?"

"I voluntarily." Yuan Yuan said, "Now that homosexuality is not cured, the smell of milk makes me sick to death and makes me want to vomit. Cowboy doesn't drink milk anymore."

Qi Huiyu: "I...why are you doing this to yourself?!"

Yuanyuan: "I can't let my father and brother down. I don't have your skills. I knew I would have gone to No. [-] middle school with you."

The two were silent for a long time, Qi Huiyu said: "Honey, I have loved you for many years, marry me, let's go to Holland for the wedding."

Far away shook his head.

Qi Huiyu didn't speak, Yuanyuan remained silent for a long time, and said, "No."

Qi Huiyu said: "Yes."

Far away: "No."

Yuan Yuan got up to go out, but Qi Huiyu blocked the bathroom door with one hand.

Qi Huiyu said with a smile: "You agree. Kiss first, so as not to regret it."

Yuanyuan said: "Do you want to use force? I'll tell your mother."

Qi Huiyu had no choice but to laugh it off. When they were young, they sat together and threatened Qi Huiyu to sue his mother every time Yao Yuan was angry.

Yuan Yuan felt better after vomiting, went back to sit down, threw Gu Xiaoting's milk away, Gu Xiaoting yelled to protest, Yuan Yuan grabbed You Zeyang, pressed his head to Gu Xiaoting's face, and everyone exploded.

"I know you two hooked up a long time ago." Yuan Yuan said, "What are you pretending to do! You two together owe me 4 yuan! Don't fuck me to invite me to the wedding, the red envelope is gone!"

You Zeyang yelled: "You are so cruel! I want you to be the best man to collect money..."

"I'll sing a song for my wife, Milkman." Qi Huiyu took the mic.

Yuanyuan said: "You are not allowed to sing about you at the same table!"

All the young people in the audience were booing and laughing together.

Qi Huiyu smiled helplessly, snapped his fingers, and said, "Honey, this is not love."

"The organ in the classroom is ding dong ding dong dingling, the sound of confessing to you, the movement has been very soft..."

"...You said that holding hands is a promise, but my dear, that's not love..."

Wrapped in a blanket, Yuanyuan listened quietly, Qi Huiyu's smile was full of sunshine, and the lyrics were slightly sad.

He came down after singing, sat with Yuanyuan, put his arms around his shoulders, Yuanyuan leaned tiredly in his arms, and let out a long breath.

"If I write 'I love you' downstairs in your house every day." Qi Huiyu said in a low voice: "Write for a hundred days, what will be the result."

"Your mother will know on the third day." Yuan Yuan said, "Do you want to make a bet?"

Qi Huiyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, Yuan Yuan smiled shyly.

When Tan Ruikang came over, Yuanyuan immediately said: "Give me a Mai, sing a cappella, hurry up."

At that moment, the group of people became a sensation, and they were all rushing to get the mic. Tan Ruikang whispered a few words at the door, and a distant voice sounded in the hall, attracting everyone's attention.

"Today I send the king of K-song, Ma Ji, who is older than me, wishing him a Happy Wedding and an early baby." Yuan Zai Li's voice was very deep and pleasant, and he sat quietly on the sofa without getting up.

The piano prelude sounded shockingly, and the DJ found the song with the highest on-demand rate as soon as Yaoyuan finished speaking.

"I can't sing enough, don't frown..."

"I am willing to make an agreement with you until death..."

"It's simpler than longing for the world, and it's not considered to be owned... Who would believe... This superficial dialogue for a lifetime... Come and give it to you, a song that will make hundreds of people cry..."

Yuanyuan sang the high-pitched part without any difficulty, and immediately overwhelmed the audience. Everyone applauded and whistled, and Tan Ruikang stood blankly in the corner.

"And your yawns are so unstoppable—to the point that it melts me—" the faint panting sound lingered in the microphone.

The crowd applauded wildly.

"What a skill." Gu Xiaoting was stunned: "You even sang the last cry."

Zhang Zhen said: "Milkboy sings very fiercely."

Distantly smiled at Gu Xiaoting, and wiped the corners of his eyes with his fingers.

After the wedding was over, all the guests left, Lin Zibo proposed to make trouble in the bridal chamber, but everyone didn't want to go, Qi Huiyu said: "You guys make trouble, I will go to the beach with Milk Boy."

"Ah! I'll go too!" Gu Xiaoting said, "I've never seen the sea when I grow up!"

"Let's go together!" Zhang Zhen's wife said, "Let's go shopping for food and have a barbecue by the seaside at night."

This proposal immediately won the support of countless people. Going to the beach is much more fun than having a bridal chamber.

Tan Ruikang said: "Let's go together, let's go buy food, Zhang Zhen you go first."

"You go to the bridal chamber!"

"Yes! The groom is going to the bridal chamber! Why are you joining in the fun!"

"You're lucky if you don't disturb your bridal chamber!"

Everyone patted Tan Ruikang on the head, pushed him around, pushed him to the bride's side, and told him to get out.

Qi Huiyu drove a Ford and drove Yuanyuan. A group of people all got into the car and followed Qi Huiyu away. The wedding caravan became a self-driving tour.

That night, with the sea breeze blowing far away, I stopped drinking and said, "I'm allergic to milk, don't drink it."

Several people ridiculed him that the milk boy didn't drink milk or milk tea anymore, but they were all very understanding, and no one drank milk.

Eat barbecue, watch the sea, play on the waves, push around, rent a tent in the middle of the night, and sleep on the beach, as if returning to the boyhood.

Yuanyuan called Tan Ruikang and said that he would not go back to sleep at night, so he turned off his phone.

No one talks about monthly salary or annual salary, no one talks about house than car, and no one talks about getting married and having children. They don’t mention money, they just talk about jokes, embarrassing things, and weird people they met. Troublesome bosses, difficult subordinates, Qi Huiyu talked about foreign anecdotes, the gap between foreigners' thinking and Chinese.

At ten o'clock the next morning, Yuan Yuan invited everyone to have morning tea as usual, and everyone made an appointment to go to the beach when they had time, and then went their separate ways.

Qi Huiyu sent Yuanyuan downstairs and said, "My wife, think about it, I don't want a penny from you, I can afford you."

Yuanyuan said: "What do you like about me?"

Qi Huiyu said: "You have a net worth of tens of millions, and you wear a 600 yuan watch for ten years. For this, I will treat you well for the rest of my life."

Yuan Yuan: "Fuck you, I didn't wear this watch because I set up a chastity archway for you, don't insult our relationship."

Qi Huiyu smiled and said, "Call me when you come to Hong Kong."

Yuan Yuan sighed, turned and went upstairs.

Everything is as usual at home, with a few red envelopes thrown on the coffee table, Tan Ruikang's leather shoes are not there, and he has gone to the company.