The Spring of Prince Syndrome

Yuanyuan finished the last big question, and the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and there was a wailing resonance in all the examination rooms instantly, and the voice went straight to the sky with ancient resentment and unwilling pain.

"God—"

After handing in the test paper, Lin Zibo was the first to yell, "It's over! My computer is going to be sealed again!!"

"It's over—why is it so difficult——"

"My God—"

Yuanyuan said: "Have you finished? Is the answer to the last question 80?"

Lin Zibo said angrily: "It's done, but I got three big questions wrong! It's 80."

"I got all the multiple-choice questions wrong!" the math class representative yelled.

Yuan Yuan comforted: "I also got a lot of multiple-choice questions wrong, and in the end I got two wrong questions on the big one."

A few people left, and most of them stayed in the examination room, yelling wildly. It seemed that a group of demons began to dance wildly in the classroom. After getting the answers right for a while, the situational dialogue turned into a game of "who is more wrong".

"I got all the last three big questions wrong!" Lin Zibo shouted.

Yuanyuan thought that ghosts would believe you, and obviously the answer was 80. You are the same as me, but he said: "I also got a lot of fill-in-the-blank questions wrong, and there are two big questions. I made more mistakes than you."

"I was more wrong than you!" Lin Zibo screamed.

"I made the most mistakes!" Ye Min, the math class representative, shouted.

After a round of competition, everyone was about to go home. A girl asked Tan Ruikang, "Kangkang, how did you do in the exam?"

Tan Ruikang was a little stunned, and said: "I have done it all, it should be one hundred and four, why do you make so many mistakes? Xiaoyuan, you are wrong on the next two big questions? How come? I saw the exercise you bought In the book, you clearly got the second question right."

distant:"……"

Everyone: "..."

Tan Ruikang didn't understand the psychology of these students at all, and he didn't understand that under such circumstances, the traditional virtue of modesty of the Chinese nation must be carried forward.

"I messed up!" Yuan Yao's mind turned quickly: "I thought I could use another formula to solve it, hey, did you answer 80 for the last question?"

Tan Ruikang thought for a while and said, "I am 42."

Lin Zibo said regretfully: "Then you made a mistake. I asked the teacher yesterday, and the solution was exactly the same."

Tan Ruikang couldn't believe it, but he nodded without arguing with Lin Zibo, packed his things and prepared to go home with Yuan Yuan.

"140 points." Someone said to Tan Ruikang when they went downstairs.

Tan Ruikang smiled modestly, Yuan Yuan was completely speechless, no need to study late for the exam, the sun was setting, and the gate of No. [-] Middle School in autumn was full of brilliant afterglow. When he walked to the school gate, Qi Huiyu came over on his bicycle and said with a smile, "wife!"

Yuanyuan said: "Don't overplay it!"

Qi Huiyu patted the crossbar, deliberately provoked Tan Ruikang, and said: "Go eat, there are two subjects left tomorrow, go to my house to play, show you something good, and buy you a birthday present by the way."

He smiled ambiguously at Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan was a little hesitant, but Tan Ruikang said angrily: "Don't go!"

distant:"……"

This is too straightforward, Yuanyuan said: "Let's talk about it after the exam."

"Wait for you." Qi Huiyu said, whistled and left.

Zhao Guogang didn't go home again, Yuanyuan had become accustomed to it, and said, "Do you remember the math answer? Let's find the answer."

Tan Ruikang said: "No need, I have confidence."

The corner of Yuanyuan's mouth twitched, and he said, "I want to see how I do in the exam, is that okay?"

Tan Ruikang said: "Don't be wrong, it will affect the status of tomorrow's exam."

Yuan Yuan was completely convinced, but Tan Ruikang said, "I'll cook for you when he flipped through the list and ordered takeaway."

Yuanyuan said: "There is no food, what to cook."

Tan Ruikang hadn't changed his shoes yet, so he went downstairs to buy vegetables. There was a large supermarket opposite the neighborhood, so Yuan Yuan had to let him go back to his room and call Qi Huiyu.

On the phone:

Yuan Yuan: "What movie are you watching?"

Qi Huiyu: "Hey, porn, have you seen it? Come here now, my parents are not at home..."

Yuan Yuan: "I've seen it a long time ago - I used to dig out the magazines and discs my dad bought in Hong Kong..."

Qi Huiyu: "No way! When did you watch it?"

Yuanyuan turned over and lay down, lazily said: "In the sixth grade of elementary school, my dad probably found out that I touched his things later, and then he disappeared. I don't know where he is hiding...the woman inside..."

Qi Huiyu: "Yes, yes! Wow, Japanese women..."

Qi Huiyu swallowed his saliva on the phone, and described some structures once, his face was flushed when he heard it from afar, Qi Huiyu said: "Have you played Q yet?" (Have you been hard?)

distant:"……"

The two talked for a long time, and they didn't feel much far away, but they still couldn't help being hard during Qi Huiyu's vivid description of movements, wiping, wiping, and licking and talking. He stretched his hands into his sweatpants and played with himself that thing.

"Xiaoyuan." Tan Ruikang pushed the door open and came in.

Yuanyuan's sweatpants were so high that he immediately bent his knees, pulled the quilt with one hand to block it, and said loudly, "What are you doing! Why don't you knock when you come in!"

"What's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable?" Tan Ruikang asked strangely.

Yuan Yuan was furious, Qi Huiyu said in a voice: "Your father is back?"

Yuanyuan said: "My brother." He looked at Tan Ruikang impatiently, and Tan Ruikang asked: "Do you want the fish fried or steamed?"

"Anything." Yuanyuan replied angrily. Tan Ruikang went out. Yuanyuan turned around, so scared that he didn't find Tan Ruikang back.

After chatting for a while, the two hung up the phone and went to take a shower in Yuanyuan. When Tan Ruikang came out, he cooked a table of dishes, opened a bottle of beer, and said, "It's time to eat."

Yao Yao sat down and wiped his hair. Under the pajamas, the white muscles of a teenager were visible. The dishes on the table were all oily. Tan Ruikang followed the habit of his hometown, heavy oil and spicy, and he lost his appetite at first sight.Zhao Guogang usually cooks very light meals at home, trying to keep the original flavor of the dishes, mainly steamed and stewed.

Yuanyuan went to open the rice cooker and found that it was full of rice soaked in water.

Tan Ruikang: "Oops, I forgot to plug in the electricity!"

Yuan Yuan said, "Let's eat some food first."

Tan Ruikang was very embarrassed, but Yuanyuan didn't care too much, knowing that something must be wrong with this guy, Tan Ruikang poured wine for Yuanyuan nervously, brought him some food, and said: "Uncle is very busy every day, we haven't been at the dinner table for a long time time to eat."

Yuan Yuan took a sip of beer, and the taste was not his favorite. He liked to drink red wine, but he didn't express his interest in Fu Tan Ruikang, and said casually, "Has it been so long?"

Thinking about it carefully, it turned out to be true. In the past two months, Zhao Guogang has not gone home to cook a meal. On Saturdays and Sundays, Yaoyuan will go out with his classmates, and if he stays at home, he will order takeaway.

Since Tan Ruikang had a meal when he first came here last time, he hadn't had such a formal meal in half a semester.

Tan Ruikang said: "Xiaoyuan, I'll tell you something, don't get too close to that guy named Qi Huiyu."

distant:"……"

Tan Ruikang said: "He is unsteady and frivolous, brother is afraid that he will lead you astray."

Yuanyuan looked at Tan Ruikang's serious appearance, and wanted to say something to block him, but he was speechless for a while, feeling both angry and funny, and secretly wondered what he was serious about.

"I know." Yuanyuan said sincerely.

Tan Ruikang said: "Don't do those disgusting things with him, keep yourself clean..."

Yuan Yuan roared in his heart, and finally couldn't help saying: "Okay, I know!"

Tan Ruikang was taken aback, heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "Let's eat."

If it was Zhao Guogang who said so, Yao Yuan would definitely drop his chopsticks and leave immediately, but facing Tan Ruikang, Yuan Yuan still maintained a minimum of politeness. Perhaps he did not regard the other party as his relative from the beginning, but just a relative. Let him say what he says.

"Are you angry?" Tan Ruikang said.

Yuanyuan said: "It's not what you think, I can't tell you clearly."

Tan Ruikang said: "How can you do that kind of thing in public? Besides, there are two men. Xiaoyuan, you can't..." Tan Ruikang's expression became very strange when he said this, as if disgusted and unbelievable, and he couldn't believe it. With a little heartache.

"I don't know what?!" Yao Yuan screamed, he couldn't communicate with Tan Ruikang at all.

Tan Ruikang said: "Don't do this again in the future, I will tell the teacher on Monday to help you change seats."

distant:"……"

"I have been at the same table with him for three years." Yuanyuan said: "It's just a joke! It's not what you think! Don't get crazy, please! Go tell the female ghost and spread the word immediately , when the time comes, everything will be reported by you!"

"And Qi Huiyu had a girlfriend before!" Yuan Yuan said angrily, "You are not used to the things we usually play, and you want to be gay. Let me tell you, this is normal!"

"Haven't you ever seen Zhang Zhen kiss the monitor of the next class when we were singing K and playing Truth or Dare?"

Tan Ruikang was shocked, and the chopsticks fell on the table with a clatter.

distant:"……"

He was still angry a moment ago, but the next second he was amused by Tan Ruikang's action and laughed wildly, as if he was watching a cartoon. The act of dropping chopsticks was too dramatic. smoke.

"You...what are you laughing at?" Tan Ruikang said, "Really?"

Yuanyuan stopped being angry, and said helplessly: "Eat and eat, don't talk too much, you will know later, it's all just a joke, not as disgusting as you think."

Tan Ruikang said: "I don't think he looks at you in the right way, and calls you wife. Can you yell like that?"

"Zhang Zhen also said that I was his little wife!" Yaoyuan said, "Why don't you say him?"

Tan Ruikang had nothing to say, and said: "He has a girlfriend, I think he is just joking, it may be that my brother is too sensitive, I'm sorry, hey."

Eason Chan's "Unparalleled World" was played on the stereo in the living room, and the lyrics echoed childhood nostalgia. The two drank some wine and gradually talked more. Tan Ruikang's face was drunk, and he said: "It's not delicious, isn't it? I'm going to scramble an egg for you."

"No, it tastes good." Yuan Yuan smiled and said, "It's delicious."

Tan Ruikang said: "You eat less, knowing that you can't eat, hey, I will learn more from my uncle in the future, so let's make do with it."

Yuanyuan thought that this guy looked like a mess, but he knew it very well in his heart, and said casually, "It's really delicious. My dad's cooking is too bland. It's good to change the taste once in a while."

Tan Ruikang said: "I have caused trouble for you all by living here, and you are not happy."

"Where are you talking?" Yuan Yuan suddenly felt that he was quite pitiful, and quickly comforted him: "You are my brother, family members are a matter of a lifetime, how can you say that."

Tan Ruikang shook his head, thinking far away that this topic was too heavy, but it was impossible not to talk about it, so he had to pretend to be sincere, and said heart-wrenchingly: "I am always like this, and my father always said that I have a bad temper." No, don't worry about it."

Tan Ruikang said: "Xiaoyuan, I want to make you happy, but I always can't think of going with you..."

Yuanyuan said: "Where, I am very happy like this now, really, I haven't eaten like this for a long time..."

Yuan Yuan suddenly felt that he was quite hypocritical, are you happy now?He was not happy at all. The dishes Tan Ruikang cooked were not to his liking. He never drank beer. He barely drank a little. He didn't even cook the rice. Before that, he was full of thoughts about how to finish eating quickly and go back to the room to play games and listen to music. .

whose fault?Yuanyuan thought it was definitely not his fault, and of course, it was not Tan Ruikang's fault either.

Fortunately, the doorbell saved him, otherwise Yuanyuan would go crazy.

Zhao Guogang came back.

Tan Ruikang: "Uncle."

Zhao Guogang was a little surprised and said, "Hey, the two brothers are eating? Ruikang made it?"

Tan Ruikang smiled and said, "Let's eat together."

Zhao Guogang looked at Tan Ruikang's red eyes, then looked at Yuan Yuan, nodded, changed his coat and sat down, Yuan Yuan went to hang up his coat, and said, "You're drinking again, eat less greasy food."

"Drink some more, it's okay." Zhao Guogang said, "I haven't eaten food from your mother's hometown for a long time."

The switch of the rice cooker flicked, and Zhao Guogang and the two children were eating at the table. After he came back, the atmosphere became harmonious. After a quick meal, Yuan Yuan went back to his room to play games, and left the mess to his father to clean up. Finally, there was no need to talk about it. Heavy topic.