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Ji Nian: "I fainted at that time..."

Yan Huan was surprised: "Wow, Wuma is so powerful! Can you tell me the secret of maintaining XX?"

42. The appearance of the other party at that time

Wuma: "It's cute and alluring, and it's unbearable to beep——muffle——] again and again."

Ji Nian, angrily: "As expected, you [beep——muffled——] when I passed out!"

43. Your first sentence in the morning of the first night is

Ji Nian: "Get lost!"

Wuma spread his hands helplessly: "Are you okay? But he didn't understand, because the language was difficult at that time..."

44. Times of H per week

Wuma: "As long as you don't have a baby, of course you have it every day!"

Ji Nian, helpless: "That's it."

45. Under ideal conditions, several times a week

Wuma: "The more the better."

Ji Nian glared at him: "One or two times is enough."

46. So what kind of H is it?

Wuma, Fang was about to speak, but was immediately interrupted by Ji Nian: "Why should I tell you, the next question!"

47. Where is your most sensitive?

Ji Nian said coldly with his eyebrows: "You ask such a perverted

What does the question do? "

Yan Huan spread her hands innocently: "It's not my question, okay, next question." (Hey, you compromise too easily! Have a little professional ethics!)

48 The other party's most sensitive place

Wuma traced with her hand: "Here, here, and..."

Ji Nian pushed his hands aside, angrily said, "Next question!"

49. If you use one sentence to describe the other party in H

Ji Nian, without hesitation: "Beast!"

Wuma said without hesitation, "Delicious!"

50. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Wuma: "It is necessary."

Ji Nian said firmly, "I don't like it!"

Wuma stared at him affectionately: "Really?"

Ji Nian, feeling awkward: "It's, it's okay."

51. Under normal circumstances, the place of H

Wuma: "At home, by the stream, by the pond, by the river, in the forest..."

52. The H place you want to try

Wuma: "Everything that can be tried has been tried."

53. Should the shower be before H or after H

Ji Nian: "Sometimes it's before, sometimes it's after."

Wuma added: "Sometimes we wash while [beep - silence -]"

54. Is there any agreement at H?

Wuma thought: "That's not true. Is there any agreement?"

55. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Wuma: "No."

Ji Nian: "No."

56. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"if you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Ji Nian: "Resolutely oppose!"

Wuma: "Ji Nian objected, of course I also objected."

As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that Ji Nian was looking at him with contempt.

Wuma:? ? ?

57. What would you do if the other party was raped by a thug?

Wuma's eyes were bloodshot, and a bloodthirsty aura spread out: "Kill him!!! Cut him into pieces!!!"

Ji Nian: "How is it possible? He won't be XXOOed."

58. Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Ji Nian: "No."

Wuma: "Then who is the person who blushes like the sun every time?"

59. If a good friend says to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asks for H, you will rely on me!Wuma, what are you doing looking at me with such hatred!Do I look like someone who would do such a thing!How could you insult my personality like this... Okay, next question!

60. Do you think you are good at H?

Wuma: "Good at it."

Ji Nian: "Not very good at it."

Wuma held his hand: "I said you are good at it."

61. What about the other party?

Ji Nian: "At first I was not good at..."

Wuma was beaten like an eggplant beaten by frost.

"But later, I got good at it."

Wuma immediately revived with full blood: "This requires experience accumulation!"

62. Do you think it’s okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

With one voice: "No!"

63. Are you interested in □

Wuma: "What is □You earthlings have so many nouns..."

Ji Nian waved his hand: "Skip, next question."

64. If the other party suddenly stops asking for your body, you will feel bad, this problem is very serious.

Wuma: "I can ask for his, of course it's not a problem."

Ji Nian: "That would be great!"

65. What do you think about □

Ji Nian squeezed Wuma's arm hard: "Very shameless and despicable behavior! Next question!"

66. The more painful thing in H is

Ji Nian gritted his teeth: "He won't stop!"

Wuma: "But you bite the ground so tightly, how can I stop!"

The people who made up the brain automatically had nosebleeds on their faces, protesting frantically to prevent excessive blood loss: "Next question!!!"

67. Have you ever been seduced by the recipient? Let me explain.Wuma, that is, has Ji Nian ever seduced you?

Ji Nian: "How is it possible?"

Wuma: "Why is that impossible? I remember you were pregnant at that time, and you took the initiative to sit on it..."

Ji Nian covered his mouth with a red face: "Next question!"

68. For you, the ideal object "as an H object" is

Ji Nian: "Beauty!"

Wuma, confused: "What is a beautiful woman?"

Yan Huan: "Let me explain, a beautiful woman is a creature like you."

Wuma said with satisfaction, "Oh, that's the next question."

69. Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Wuma: "Yes."

Ji Nian: "Although it's the opposite, it's okay."

70. Have you ever used props in H?

Ji Nian: "Of course not! We don't have that habit!"

71. At what age did your "first time" happen?

Ji Nian: "22 years old."

Wuma: "A little over 300, I can't remember."

Yan Huan came down from the host stage, and held his hand with tears in his eyes: "Brother, it's really hard work for you!"

Wuma looked around and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong, the smell of tears everywhere?

72 Was the object at that time the current lover?

With one voice: "Yes."

73. Where do you like to be kissed most?

Wuma: "Well, as long as it's Ji Nian, I like it everywhere."

Ji Nian: "I don't want to say."

74 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Wuma: "Lips, neck, collarbone, chest, [beep - silence -]"

Ji Nian blushed: "Next question!"

75. The thing that can please the other party most when H is

Wuma: "Exercise."

Ji Nian, annoyed: "What did you say!"

Wuma: "Every time I push hard, you ask me not to go out."

Ji Nian, with N black lines on his forehead: "I told you not to, get out!"

76. What do you think about when you are H?

With one voice: "Where is the fantasy!"

77 times of H in one night

Ji Nian: "I don't remember, I always faint first, and when I wake up, he's still there..."

Wuma: "Many times..."

Yan Huan raised her thumbs up: "Wuma, you are worthy of being a man among men!"

At 78 hours, should I take off my clothes by myself, or does the other party help me?

Wuma: "I'll help him take it off. My clothes are just illusions. As long as I want to take them off, they will disappear immediately."

Yan Huan: "Oh, doesn't it mean that you run around naked all day..."

79. For you, H is

Wuma, categorically: "The most important part of life!"

Ji Nian: "Okay, seasoning for the night?"

80. Finally, please say a word to your lover

Ji Nian: "Hurry up and go home, Qi Qi and Xiao Qi are going to cry for us."

Wuma held his hand: "Well, let's go home."

Before the two guests left the stage, Yan Huan had already jumped off the stage: "Hey, this beauty, are you interested in having dinner with me?"

The beauty Chu Yimo (Huashui Lanyan guest starred in friendship), looked at him with great interest: "Do you have a brother named Qi Yunfei?"

Yan Huan: "Ah? He is my cousin, how do you know?"

President Yun came over with a dark face, wrapped his arms around his sweetheart's waist possessively, and stared at him boldly.

Yan Huan ╮(╯▽╰)╭: "Then what, I'm actually just a soy saucer, see you later..."

Kunsha on the side asked indifferently: "Is it lively enough?"

Luo Qun looked at him with a smile in his eyes: "Well, let's go back to celebrate Valentine's Day."

The two left hand in hand.

This issue of "[-] Questions about Sexuality of Husband and Wife" has come to an end. Let's applaud~~~~~~Happy Valentine's Day! (←_←Are you sure it must be a hundred questions! You obviously cut corners, okay!)