Take down that Alpha school grass

Before the afternoon was over, the forum was turned upside down.

Many people fell into the pit because of the holding hand photo, saying that they would buy the most expensive porcelain bowl as a CP blessing for the two of them, but only one or two people were still quietly replying to each other, threatening to be alone for Chen Weiwan at the basketball game Set up a banner to let the whole school be full of "beauty at night".

As a CP fan, Song Qingchu insisted on being on the front line, not only fighting with the Confucianism in the forum, but also leading the CP party to bomb the entire forum in one fell swoop, and also sent Lin Moci a Wechat message in the middle of the afternoon, asking him about the details of holding hands. detail.

Song Qingchu: How is it? Does his hand look good? How does it feel to hold him? Who took the initiative to hold him? When did you two confirm your relationship? Did you forcefully kiss him?

Lin Moci: You have too many questions and I can't answer them, but the holding hands were actually held by the two of us together, and no one took the initiative.

Song Qingchu excitedly sent another message: Let me take pictures of this kind of thing in the future!

Lin Moci stood in the corridor and was about to go into the room to check various indicators of his body. He leaned against the wall and replied: OK, I think Zhang is about to leave a psychological shadow.

After he finished posting, he looked up to see how many people were still in front of the team, and when he looked down again, he saw Song Qingchu forwarded a "pseudo-science and real experience" post to himself, with the title "How to quietly observe the size of AorB's boyfriend".

Song Qingchu: Next time you hold hands, take a look. I heard it's very accurate, hehehehehe.

Lin Moci was confused and clicked on the post to read it. It said that the size of alpha is basically proportional to the length from the index finger to the bottom of the thumb.

After understanding the specific size mentioned here, Lin Moci immediately threw it out as if he had been scalded by his phone.

What the hell!

Now he only felt that Song Qingchu had filled his mind with pornographic trash, and that the hand-holding that was originally full of innocence would be tainted by this female hooligan's hints.

Bai Jianxian passed by him at this time, helped him hold the phone, looked at his flushed face, and reached out to touch his forehead: "Xiao Linzi? What's wrong with you?"

Lin Moci saw Bai Jianxian, who was also an alpha, stretching out his hand to him, and immediately waved his hand away, fearing that he would start a horrible association, he hesitated and said: "It's okay, it's okay... isn't your class checking in another classroom?" ? What are you doing here?"

"I'll go back to the classroom and get some things." Bai Jianxian also seemed a little embarrassed, "Xu Ziyan's school uniform and masking agent were left in the classroom, I'll go get them for him."

"Ah...that Xu Ziyan in your class..." Lin Moci recalled quietly, but the other person's face was still a little shuddering, "He wants a masking agent, so is he an omega?"

Bai Jianxian nodded, unexpectedly a little confused on his delicate face: "It should be."

Lin Moci couldn't help gossiping: "You seem to be very close to him recently. Last time I heard Song Qingchu say that he went to your house."

Bai Jianxian thought for a while, held his shoulder, and asked inexplicably, "Do you mind?"

Lin Moci asked in a daze, "What do I mind?"

"That's right..." Bai Jianxian didn't know how to describe this state of mind, so he could only make an analogy, "For example, you have a father who has loved you for many years, and he suddenly raised an illegitimate child. How do you feel?"

As a "dutiful son" who grew up in a "loving father and filial son", Lin Moci couldn't be substituted at all: "I don't have such a father, I really can't imagine it."

Bai Jianxian looked into his clear and bright eyes, and thought of the photo of him and Chen Weiwan holding hands that went viral throughout the forum, and he felt a lot of complicated emotions inexplicably.

"Well, if it's the other way around, you have a lively and lovely son who runs away with others, but you think the person who led him away is a dangerous person, how would you feel?"

Lin Moci: "I seem to understand what you mean, you mean Zhang is Chen Weiwan's real mother fan, I kidnapped Chen Weiwan, and I used to be a dangerous bad boy, so Zhang will be unhappy ?”

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and patted Bai Jianxian: "You are worrying too much."

Bai Jianxian wished he could punch him: "It's your lack of heart!"

Since he was three years old, he has been used to taking care of this little boy who is younger than himself, following behind his trouble-making figure, and always helping him deal with the aftermath.

Now that Lin Moci was officially with Chen Weiwan, and he no longer needed any care from him, he felt inexplicably empty in his heart, like an empty-nest old man without a child.

Some sour, more lonely.

But if there is any love between a and o for Lin Moci, he can firmly believe that he has no such thoughts at all.

Bai Jianxian tapped Lin Moci's forehead: "You should always hold the self-defense syringe I gave you last time. Be sure to hold it well. My sixth sense is really accurate."

After Lin Moci finished listening, he looked away inexplicably embarrassed: "Actually... I don't think he will attack me..."

In his heart, Chen Weiwan's overall image was gentle and restrained, even when he was a little crazy, he would not really do anything to him, and even let himself hide in the house and not come out.

And even if he popularized his physiological knowledge to himself, he would not really play hooligans to himself too much, and he could be regarded as innocent if he could barely.

Bai Jianxian's eyelids twitched: "It's essential to be on guard against others, no matter what you say, you're a... huh?"

Lin Moci had been popularized last week about the relationship between a and o. He probably understood what Bai Jianxian was telling him. He nodded and saw that the people in front of him had gone in for inspection. He immediately took a peek at the door. Chen Weiwan, who helped record inside, then gave Bai Jianxian a push: "Hurry up and go."

After pushing the other party away, Lin Moci cleared his throat and straightened his clothes before entering the door and standing on the inspection equipment.

After he stood up and measured his height and weight normally, he walked up to the medical staff holding a tape measure and waved his hands: "Measure."

Chen Weiwan stood up, glanced at the doctor and nurse, and said, "My classmate has some special circumstances. He has hidden diseases. Let me test it."

The little doctor and nurse looked at Lin Moci, and seeing Lin Moci nodded in a daze, he gave the tape measure to Chen Weiwan: "You should check the pheromones as well."

Chen Weiwan directly dragged Lin Moci into the small cubicle next to the pheromone measurement room, closed the small curtain and said with serious eyes, "Student, take off your school uniform jacket."

Lin Moci thought his attitude was a bit funny, so he took off his school uniform jacket nonchalantly, and only put on a thin T-shirt.

Chen Weiwan passed the ruler around him, tightened it around his waist, then dragged his waist and dragged it in front of him. Under Lin Moci's nervous gaze, he measured a number.

"Are you so careful when testing other people?" Lin Moci asked.

"I'll just test it for you." Chen Weiwan looked at the numbers while talking, then suddenly smiled, lowered his head and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "Are you wearing too thick clothes, why can't you be sure?"

Lin Moci also lowered his voice: "How do you know that?"

Chen Weiwan dragged his waist to a distance where they were almost close to each other, and said hoarsely, "I touched it with my hand, you forgot?"

Lin Moci immediately punched him, almost leaving the cubicle in anger.

Chen Weiwan took the ruler from his waist, and then tied it to Lin Moci's chest.

"Do you want to measure this?" Lin Moci hurriedly stopped his hand, and whispered, "There is no need to measure this."

"Using the test." Chen Weiwan looked serious, as if he didn't think about it at all. He wrapped the soft ruler around Lin Moci's chest, squatted down to look at the numbers carefully, and said in a regretful tone, "I didn't do this. Touched, only measured."

Ever since they got together, Lin Moci felt that Chen Weiwan said some unhearable things more and more frequently.

But after all, he didn't really do anything wrong. He carefully looked at the measured bust number and said with a smile: "The figure is pretty good."

Lin Moci was so ashamed and indignant that he finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Can you stop..."

When he spoke, he accidentally raised his voice, and Chen Weiwan immediately raised his index finger and whispered "shh".

Lin Moci saw his index finger on his mouth, and suddenly remembered the "true experience of pseudoscience" that Song Qingchu had sent him.

index finger..boyfriend size...

"Bang!" Lin Moci's sanity immediately collapsed, he took a step back and covered his mouth, blushing almost to explode.

Chen Weiwan looked at him with some doubts like this: "Is it so embarrassing to praise you for your figure?"

"No, no..." Lin Moci waved his hands again and again, "Stop talking... don't talk about your body size..."

"I didn't say 'size'." Chen Weiwan narrowed his eyes slightly, "What are you thinking?"

Seeing that Lin Moci's eyes were extremely flustered, and his eyes were still randomly sweeping over himself, he thought for a while, thinking that every time Lin Moci reacted like this, he was just brainstorming on himself, and he tried to connect the things and asked: " You won't be, want to measure my size?"

Lin Moci's eyes widened. It was obvious that he was on the mind of being told. He turned his head and was about to leave the cubicle with a blushing neck, but was caught by Chen Weiwan and covered his mouth. His posture was like that of a kidnapper taking hostages .

"The pheromone hasn't been tested yet, what are you running for?"

He held the measuring instrument from one side, quickly put a disposable plastic film on the top, and pressed it against Lin Moci's glands. Lin Moci immediately flinched, and after a "beep", Chen Weiwan recorded the measurement results displayed on the instrument.

For some reason, they simply measured the pheromone, and both of them became short of breath.

Chen Weiwan put the soft ruler into Lin Moci's palm, and said in an unexpectedly hoarse voice, "You can measure what you want to measure me now."

Although he didn't say what he was measuring, Lin Moci also understood what he was referring to, and instantly felt that the atmosphere in the whole cubicle was about to burn someone, so he pushed him back, took his school uniform jacket, and ran out of the small cubicle .

When he reached the corridor, he clutched his chest for a while, and thought carefully about what Chen Weiwan said to him in a hoarse voice at the last moment.

If you want to measure his...doesn't it mean that you can only measure it when there is a reaction?

Lin Moci recalled the action of measuring pheromone just now, and suddenly crouched down on the ground and messed up his hair.

He realized belatedly that just now was the first time Chen Weiwan had spoken pornographically in front of him in a real sense.

[The author has something to say: The innocent school grassroots design collapsed.

The next chapter at zero o'clock is about Xu Ziyan and Bai Jianxian~]