Deputy head

I am a very skilled deputy head and the backbone of the entire Bronze Sect.

To be honest, I know that I am great, and I am an excellent deputy head that is rare even in heaven and earth.But I don't want to be so competent and so good, but unfortunately, as the deputy head, I have to be so good because of the current situation.

If I were a fool and followed the literati route, our Bronze Sect would become a sect that only existed in legends—completely finished and become history.

The reason why I say this is because most of the people in the Bronze School follow the silly, white and sweet literati route, and there are no political talents in the philosophy department and history department with profound connotations. A sour person who does a pedicure with a few words, his cultural attainment is half-baked, and his martial arts is half-baked.

The Bronze Sect used to be a medium-sized sect that was good at martial arts, and at least it ranked well in the Jianghu. Now the members of the sect are all rubbish scholars, down-and-out literati, muscular nerds, what a sad situation.

Who can believe it?Just a few days ago, one of the seven elders I sent, Elder Moyi, was still jumping around thinking about taking the imperial examination.

Two

Of course, in the end the elder was caught by me.

Just kidding, can it work if you don't stop it?This man was indeed one of the elders, but he was seven years younger than me.It is indeed a great youth, and I usually like to recite poems, compose poems and write a pair, and my level is not bad, but this kid is too dark-hearted, and the abacus in his heart can ring out, and he is extremely vengeful. I am extremely worried that he will go Imperial examinations can cause trouble.For example, because the exam questions were too rigid, he would give the invigilator some medicine in a fit of anger.

If Elder Moyi goes, I'm sure this bastard can really do this.

For the personal safety of the unknown invigilator, and also for Elder Mo Yi not to be listed on the imperial list, I arranged a job for him after beating him up—to find the master.

how?Isn't the name of this task very straightforward, easy to understand and unbelievable?Even though he is the head of the sect, he still has to send someone to look for him. He doesn’t meet once in ten days and half a month, and he doesn’t show his face when he comes back. All the affairs of the sect are all on me, but he is the moon, the breeze, the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers. Enjoy life, and leave me as a person who can do things in the Bronze School toil my body and skin like an ox and a horse, devote myself to death, and I am very irritable.

Bah, I don't like it, so don't think too much about it.

So I sent Elder Moyi to find him.

Three

This kid from Mo Yiling is notoriously a black head of the sect leader, and he always fights against the sect master. When he was six years old, he knew how to light firecrackers to blow up the sect master's toilet.If it weren't for his young age and his relationship with the head of the sect, everyone in the Zhun sect would think that he had mischievous intentions and wanted to kill his father—if he usurped the throne, the entire Bronze sect would not have such a self-motivated person , as long as there is such an enterprising and active young man in the door, I will not be so tired as I am now.

Oh, by the way, the head of the sect is not Elder Moyi's real father, he is Elder Moyi's master, but he is equivalent to one-tenth of a father. He taught Elder Moyi martial arts and adopted him as a foster son .

He said he wanted to take the child, but I raised it.

That's right, the other nine-tenths of the father's value is my share. I brought up the elder Moyi, who lost his concubine, with snot and tears. I changed his diapers when he was a child. , I have to be responsible for removing the monkey from the chimney, the hole in the wall, and the window lattice of the master's house. I am a head taller.

ah!He is obviously the master's apprentice!Why did I bring it up!Have I raised too few children over the years?I even feed the chickens, dogs, cats, rabbits, pigs and sheep in the back mountains, and even the fish in the pond!Why did I bring everything up!I'm so cranky!

Four

The head of our Bronze Sect is called Wang Xi.

These are two characters with unique magic properties, and they are inexplicably difficult to distinguish when put together. In the past, because of the advantage of his name, he was always not called by name, and he escaped the punishment of his old and dim-witted master many times. On the contrary, with only five names in total, I was always asked questions, called out, and slipped out to be a model. I lived every day with trepidation, so much so that I ranked first in the final exam all the year round. As soon as I heard the name of my teacher, I started to fight and feel anxious. go first.Childhood trauma, if you say too much, it will be tears.

I don't care about him, I'm a bitch.

I'm sure that this sentence contains extremely strong personal grievances, but to some extent he is indeed a jerk, let's not talk about being irresponsible to the sect, let's just talk about his personal conduct—— Years ago, there was another girl who brought her brother to her door.

Although it was later proved to be false, it was a bad girl who came to touch porcelain, but flies do not bite seamless eggs. Even if this sentence is not so reasonable, I will use it on Wang Xi.Wang Xi is famous for being romantic in the Jianghu, and it is hard to say whether she will get in touch with her or not.

He looks quite upright, which follows the previous mistress and the head of the sect. The mistress is a well-known celebrity in the Jianghu circle, or the kind of beauty who is so beautiful that she is naturally red. The previous head is also very graceful, otherwise it is not good Directly use the appearance and momentum to overwhelm Xiao Xiang's wife's love rivals.So Wang Xi's appearance is naturally nothing to say, just handsome.And he is not only born with good conditions, but also has a good acquired environment.With my hard-working life, I haven't tired him all these years. Wang Xi's ten fingers don't touch the spring water, and he is sleepy in spring, tired in autumn and naps in summer, so his life is very nourishing.Although there have been some changes in the middle, since he became the head and fully grasped the power, nothing can tire him. He sleeps enough and feels happy, and his size grows. I, who is both a father and a mother, stand by him It was like a mouse standing in front of a tall candlestick in front of his face. If I wanted to hit the hole on the top of his head, I had to stand on tiptoe.

The master is not only born with good conditions, but also has acquired points. The experience gained from watching the old master and the old mistress flirt every day when he was young must be enough. Besides, the son of the mouse can make holes, and the grandson of the turtle can shrink his head Well, no matter who he is, he can't be clumsy and tongue-tied, and Wang Xi's long-sleeved, dancing, bright eyes and good-looking energy are really indescribable. Hormone crystallization.

hateful.

If he can use one percent of his power to seduce girls on the affairs of the head, all the elders and I can hold his thigh and cry for a quarter!

Except Moyiling.He and his master don't see eye to eye, probably because of the childhood trauma left by Wang Xi when he was young.

Five

Since both the old headmaster and the old mistress passed away, the headmaster has been traveling all over the world and refused to come back. He hasn't written a letter for a year or so, and doesn't even take a message. He's a lone wolf, no, he If the lone wolf is a single dog in the whole world, others are alone, he is alone but not alone, although we can't know his current situation through normal methods, but there is another way - to inquire Rivers and lakes gossip.We can always be sure from the recent gossip in the rivers and lakes that he is still alive and kicking, and is full of energy to hook up beauties everywhere.

A few days ago, the law enforcement elder Zhang got drunk, took my hand and said in tears: "Xiao Qi, you usurped the position, anyway, what you are doing now is no different from the serious head. What is that bastard doing? If this continues, he will come back with dozens of young masters! Hiccup! Can the Bronze Pie afford it? Huh?"

Well, dozens is a bit of a mystery, but a dozen is still possible.

No, the point is that Comrade Zhang, the most serious and serious person in the sect, is a law enforcement elder who can move the sect's code of law.

But to be honest, I have also thought about this. After all, the world is unpredictable. Will I be forced to usurp the position of head in the future?Hard to say.But if it's just asking about my personal wishes, I actually don't want to continue to deal with these things in the Bronze Sect.Besides, there are so many masters in the sect who can't see the head and tail, and they are all diehard fans of his old family. I will be the deputy head for the time being. If it takes a long time, I don't know when I will take the lead Already—either being assassinated by an expert, or dying from overwork, it's miserable to think about it.

Obviously, I have been trying to maintain the daily life of the Bronze School.Tsk.I really want to go down the mountain regardless of it!Regardless of whether he starved to death because he had no money or was beaten to death by his lover!

It's a pity that this can only be thought about.

I can't really ignore it. Firstly, the fellowship is still there. Secondly, those high-ranking people can't see me in power, but they can't see me slack off. It's very difficult to serve. Thirdly, the old headmaster has a great kindness to me. I take it all Repaid.So usually I don’t interfere with him, and I send my quick-legged men to tell him what needs to be told, but if he doesn’t have any special instructions, I’ll follow my routine, but this time there’s a reason for it, and I have to call him back up.

The deacon elders united with a group of hall masters and said that they would give me a matchmaker.

what?Labor is not enough for me, and you want to include my children?Think beautifully!However, these hall masters are all human beings, and they can always find out the wrong truth from the corners. I mean, I can’t beat those hall masters with brilliant tongues, so I invited their sparkling and suave idols to come back and take care of them. This issue.I have worked so hard for these years, and I don’t ask for any five social insurances and one housing fund for paid vacations when working here. At least I have to give someone the freedom to choose, right?I'm in a hurry, I really quit!

6

To be honest, I did hesitate a bit when I made the decision to "call the head back".

Because the reason for this incident lies with me personally, and it is my own breeding... The issue of mate selection is a relatively sensitive issue for Wang Xi and me.

After all, when I was still in my early adolescence, I once liked Wang Xi blindly, and was known by him by accident.

Fortunately, it was just an unrequited love that hadn't yet formed, and everything was choked when it was still in its infancy.

This pot of youthful dog blood was poured cleanly, and then we talked about it. Although we have a relationship foundation, our ways are not compatible. Although I was picked up, the relationship for so many years is not fake Yes, we will still be brothers in the future, so what to do, we can't see outsiders.

I thought about it, he has pushed the Bronze Pie to me so blindly, why am I embarrassed to bother him to come back?

Can't spare him.

The author has something to say: This should be a short story

Hope to update regularly