[Comprehensive] Die well, lie down every day

At about ten o'clock, the greenhouse swimming pool opened, and our group followed the crowd in a mighty way.Although it is winter now, the number of people in the swimming pool has not decreased at all because of this.

not at all...

"Why did you appear here, Yinshi?" I looked at the guy in the strawberry-patterned swimming trunks with a wooden face.

The guy gave me a listless glance, then continued to focus on the water in the pool. "Ayin, I'm working seriously, not like some guys who start enjoying life after being discharged from the hospital." Somehow there was a hint of resentment in his words, which always sounded a little strange to me.

Later, I thought about it carefully, and finally found out what was wrong.

When I met Tsunayoshi Sawada on the first day of this four-day cycle, the other party was the day after I accidentally injured Kyoko, but in the incident related to the hospital, I also injured my foot recently. If you were injured and admitted to the hospital, and the other party's attitude towards me is very familiar, it has to be traced back to the time when I was rescued by him in a car accident.But the two times cannot be connected together, after all, Kyoko Sasakawa was injured with me at the time.

The more I thought about it, the more confused I became, and finally decided to attribute these contradictory things to the contradictions of the four-day cycle, and decided to enjoy the fun in the swimming pool today.

"By the way, I can't swim..." I just remembered that I can't swim at all. "If I knew this was the case, I wouldn't have bought a swimsuit." I sighed, but Rin patted the back of my head.

"If you don't know how to swim, find someone to teach you. Putting on a bathing suit at a swimming pool is like wearing a dress at a banquet." Rin said like a lecturer, pointing her fingers up, and Sakura silently nodded in support.

Gintoki over here gave me a teasing smile after hearing this. "Hmph, do you want Ah Yin to help? If you entrust Wanshiwu, Ah Yin can consider giving me a discount?" He put one hand on my shoulder, and shook the other hand in front of me.

Why do I even have to go to Wanshiwu for this kind of thing?I conveyed these words with my eyes, and at the same time raised my hand and pinched the back of his hand to remove his hand from my shoulder. "Boss, you can go to work hard, and I want to enjoy life as a guest and savor the joys of life." I followed his example and grinned at him, turned around and jumped in front of Shirou.

"Shirou Shirou, can you swim?" I looked at him and asked with a smile.

Shirou didn't react for a while, so he paused for a while before answering my words. "Huh?...Ah, I can do this. If I teach people, it's not bad, right?"

I was about to say something else, when Rin suddenly grabbed my back collar, "Okay! This is the end of the conversation, first go and change the uniform for me in the swimming pool." What she said was the same as before. The swimsuit she bought together, Rin didn't see the effect of wearing that swimsuit because of Archer's sudden intrusion, and also because the girl's night chat time talked about the unspeakable relationship between the effect of wearing a swimsuit and breasts Topics such as relationships led to a war between girls in today's swimming event.

Hey, so to speak, just ordinary clothes are enough to prove that Rin's breasts have lost to me, but it is not Miss Rin who will give up easily in this way, so this battle has become a femininity between me and Sakura The competition between me and Rin, the competition of swimsuit coefficients between me and Rin, and the playful duel between me and Saber who is very interested in the war and joins it.

Anyway, these are all because I accidentally said that the breasts will press the shoulders, but Rin will not have this problem, which caused the lady to get angry and fight. Saber, who didn't know the situation, and Rin, who was thinking about something, stood together, firmly demanding a showdown.

"...So it's really good to involve Shirou who doesn't know anything because of this kind of thing?" After putting on my swimsuit, I stood at the door of the fitting room and looked out at the swimming pool, "I just wanted to take a dip It's just soaking in water."

"I'm sorry, my sister will lose her mind when her head gets hot..." Sakura, who came out after changing her swimsuit, said a little coyly.

I sighed and looked at the red devil who had already changed into his swimsuit and stayed outside, then turned my head and stretched out my hand to Sakura. "All in all, just enjoy it, Shirou must be looking forward to Sakura's swimsuit."

She shyly grabbed my hand and walked out with me.

"Oh?" A sudden voice interrupted my walking towards Shirou. "It really is Mayu. Hey, it's really good." I knew what Lancer was praising without thinking about it, and I lost my mobility just like that.

"Does this look good?" I let go of Sakura's hand, crossed my hands in front of my chest, and asked this person a little nervously. "Because I don't know how to swim, this is the first time I bought a swimsuit, and I don't know if it looks good..." I laughed at my current appearance in my heart, and waited anxiously for his reaction.

Uh, if I hadn't reacted like Archer did when he saw me naked, I think I'd grab a hatchet and start bloodbathing the swimming pool.

"Ah, of course." The other party smiled heartily and nodded at me in affirmation. "Oh, don't worry so much. You are already enough to attract men's attention. If you add a swimsuit, the effect will only increase."

"Old-fashioned swimsuits may not be necessary..." I added silently, and was about to continue talking to him when the other party suddenly disappeared. "Eh?!" When Sakura pointed to a huge object not far away, I realized that Lancer was being held by that large object, and it was rimming in his hand like a rag.

"Berserker!! Get rid of all those who are in the way—!" With Illya's energetic shout, something shaped like a giant threw the spinning Lancer in its hand like a boomerang.

Then, as I screamed, Lancer, who was thrown as a boomerang, knocked down Rin and the others with a powerful spin attack, and Lancer finally stopped spinning because he hit the wall afterwards. Assault, but he was dying because of it.

Among the people who came with me, apart from Shirou and I who were still alive, the only one who escaped this bad luck was Saber who went to the children's shallow water area to stand by because he couldn't swim, and even Sakura who was nearby and me. Rider, who had entered the water like a water snake, was also killed by the Lancer thrown by the giant called "Berserker" by Illya.

No, although I feel that they are all pitiful, but in the current situation, it is already the limit for me to just take care of myself not to be defeated.

"Hey, hey, who are the guys you brought here? Didn't you see that the other guests in the swimming pool were all frightened? If it disturbs other guests, Yinsang doesn't know how to be sympathetic. Throw it out? You know, Ah Yin, I am counting on the wages of the part-time job here to pay for the food for the big stomach girl over there who can only eat next week. Ah Yin is so poor that his relatives will not recognize him, and he will really deny it The bottom line." With a black face, Yin Shi grabbed my shoulder and pointed at the guests far away from the swimming pool, then pinched my cheek fiercely as a complaint.

Although this incident has nothing to do with me, Illya who caused the accident did come with me, so I have no choice but to accept Yinshi's behavior. "Umm...it hurts, it hurts." This guy didn't let go until I yelled that it hurts inarticulately, and at the same time looked at me with eyes that spared me, which made me very guilty.

This guy really didn't put in too much effort.

"I'm sorry! My child caused you trouble!" Shirou, who understood how much trouble Illya had caused, also took Illya to apologize to Gintoki, who was the pool manager, at this time.

Under Illya's unwilling apology for hiding behind Shirou, Gintoki, who originally didn't intend to pursue anything, just let us go, and then Illya was arranged to take care of the seriously injured and unconscious people, and Shirou led me to join Saber in the children's shallow water area.

"Eh?! So cunning, I want Shirou to teach me too." No matter how Illya acts like a baby, Shirou really clings to his previous decision.

"No, Illya," Shirou said to Illya seriously, "This is what Illya caused, at least let them wake up and apologize. Ah, there is still such a long time anyway , in the afternoon, I can just play with Ilya by myself?" Probably thinking that several other people have their own partners, but Ilya refused the two maids who looked like sisters at home and came alone For this reason, Shirou vowed to make such a decision.

Although I said I have no opinion, but I doubt whether his words can be realized.Illya is not the only girl who wants to be alone with Shirou, let alone Sakura, who becomes hardened when encountering Shirou-related matters, and Saber, who usually behaves almost the same as men, When she is with Shirou, she also shows a rare femininity.Hey, the happiness of the girls of the Emiya family depends on Shirou alone. It's hard work.

"...Why do I feel that the gaze that you are looking at is full of spikes." Shirou shuddered and turned his head to look at me.

I narrowed my eyes and waved my hands, "It's an illusion, even if there are spikes, it's because I feel the weight of everyone's happiness."

"Hey..." Shirou called out sadly and weakly, and simply waved his hand and led me to the shallow water area to meet Saber.

Then after half an hour of Shirou's teaching and guidance, I have to say that aside from other things, Shirou's teaching is indeed very effective and patient.But compared to me who can already swim slowly, Saber, who learned how to float on the water, sank into the water with a bang like a weight.

"Ah! You are the so-and-so that I met before!" The long-haired man in a strange horizontal-striped one-piece swimsuit suddenly walked towards me holding a watermelon. "It just so happens that there is a freshly chilled watermelon in the swimming pool, would you like a piece?"

"Wait, Shirou! Is there a way to eat fruit to replenish energy after being tired in the swimming pool?!" Saber, who was suddenly excited when she heard about the food, stared at the watermelon in the gentleman's hand.

"I don't think there is such a rule in any swimming pool." I refuted Saber's question in a low voice, and took three watermelons from him to share with Shirou and Saber. "Thanks, uh... wig...?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" The long-haired man changed from his previous appearance, and corrected my mistake very seriously.

Umm, I understand, it's really annoying to be called by the wrong name.

"Huh? Saber, what are you looking at?" I suddenly noticed that Saber had been looking at Mr. Gui after he spoke, and asked curiously.

Saber frowned tightly, and shook her head three seconds later. "No, it's just a bad memory... Umm, I really hate octopuses." She muttered a word without beginning and end, and the next moment she began to gnaw on the watermelon, which made people laugh and cry .

"Well, then I'll continue to chill the watermelon—" Mr. Gui, who had just turned his head after saying this, was hit in the brain by the decorative flower pot that Yinshi was holding in the distance and fell to the ground.

"You bastard, give me a break, Ah Yin!!" Listening to Yin Shi's words, Mr. Gui seemed to have done this more than once or twice.

I looked at Saber and Shirou who continued to practice after eating the watermelon, then at Gintoki who ran over to stop the crowd from the crowd on the other side, and Mr. Gui who seemed to be lying on the ground without any signs of waking up, left and right After looking around, I decided to go to the adult swimming pool alone.

"Then, Saber gathered there after learning." I pointed to the swimming pool over there, greeted Shirou and walked over there.

Hey, what should I do alone next?

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