[Comprehensive] Die well, lie down every day

Yinshi said that he would come here to find me after he finished solving these and other bad things.

Before Yinshi left, he blocked the only exit with many wooden boards, in order to prevent someone from pulling me into a strange girl group.

Silver when he...

"Why hasn't Yinshi come!!" I stared at the moon in the sky, huddled in a corner and couldn't help but tremble. "Damn it, the white-haired curly Yinshi must have forgotten my existence, right? No way, regardless of my external advantages, it's just my invincible bad luck and willingness to die. Skills are enough to create a sense of existence in everyone's hearts, Yinshi definitely didn't forget me, but was caught into the organization by some strange girl group and digested internally." I babbled, and the wind whistled It blew in from the neckline of my clothes, bringing waves of chills.Sometimes the wind blew against the nearby glass windows, whimpering.The environment under the night made this place even more weird.

Hey, there shouldn't be any ghosts in this world, right?

Ah... I really can't comfort myself by saying that those things don't exist.There are things around me that can basically be classified as ghosts, and he is also a guy with a particularly poisonous mouth, and his words can piss people off.

Hey, even that guy, I'm starting to miss him a little at this time.

I squatted in the corner, hugging myself tightly with both hands, hoping that this would make me warmer, and at the same time, I also hoped to use this method to dispel the eerie atmosphere brought about by the night and night wind. "Shouldn't I just stay here until the death cycle of the fourth day comes?!" Suddenly I thought of such a possibility, and goose bumps began to appear all over my body.

"This is...the most inexplicable way to die since the four-day cycle?!" Hey!I do not want it! "Master Gintoki, hurry up, Master Gintoki..." I let go of my hands, clasped them together in front of my chest, and prayed repeatedly that someone would come like a god like before.

"Oh, the Master is indeed here." It's a pity that the one who came was not the god-like white-haired curly I was expecting, but claimed to think what the master thought, but in fact, no one knew what he was thinking. The oldest evil in this world who likes to sarcasm his master. "Did my Master like people who hide in corners so much? Well, good, good, hiding in corners and waiting for opportunities is a skill that a good master must learn. Congratulations, Master, I finally learned this skill .”

Like every time we met before, this guy's mouth still spit out words that made people want to tear his mouth or lose his tongue.But this time it made me feel a little more friendly, and the face hidden under the shadow was not as weird and creepy as it looked before.

"Amway..." I sniffed, and looked up at the face that didn't even have a specific face.

"Hey, he looks like a child who got lost and was finally found." Amway's words were not as sarcasm as before, but rather sighed. "Okay, okay, I lost to you anyway. Take this opportunity, let's search the neighborhood quickly. After we're done, go to a high-end and delicious restaurant to treat ourselves." He said, with his hands on his hips Twisted his neck.

After doing the warm-up exercises, a strange blade appeared in both of his hands. The shape of that blade resembled the sharp claws of a simulated beast, and it also had strange dark patterns on it like the shadow of Amway.

He lightly tossed the two blades that looked like the claws of wild beasts upwards, then raised his hand to catch the knives, and slashed downwards with his strength.The wooden planks that were originally blocked at the exit cracked in response. "Okay." He whistled, and the sharp blade in both hands disappeared at the same time. "Then let's just wander around here and treat ourselves to some delicious food at a fancy restaurant."

"I refuse." After leaving that predicament, I changed my attitude immediately. "Should I just patrol and go back to sleep or go back to cook noodles now, choose one." If this guy came three hours earlier, I might have a little leisure time to show his canine creature around, But right now... I'm so cold I just want to take a hot shower and lie down in bed and curl up under the covers.

"Woo, really?!" He expressed disbelief at my words, looking straight at me as if hoping that I could change my mind. "...Eh, okay." Probably confirming my determination that it was impossible to change my mind, he had no choice but to let go of patrolling the neighborhood and eating high-end restaurant food. "There is really no way, ah, who made me a good dog who thinks of the owner."

If you really think what I think, Amway, do you want to cut off that tongue?

I stared at him for a while, then tightened my coat. "Huh, it's so cold. Go back and take a shower first."

He heard the words quickly out loud. "Huh?! Wait, did you agree to serve me a bowl of noodles first?"

"You are troublesome enough. You can do it yourself. The basic process of cooking noodles and soaking instant noodles is the same." I complained a little troublesomely, and went to the kitchen first after I changed into cotton slippers Gave him a bowl of noodles. "Do you want chili or... well, forget it, noodles without chili seasoning in it is not a delicious bowl of noodles at all."

"Eh?!" The jigsaw puzzle guy in the living room yelled immediately after hearing my words, "Let me go Master, your taste is different from mine, if you want to make dishes according to your preferences, I will The tongue will be burnt off a layer of skin."

It's a good idea, maybe you can give it a try. "If it really makes your tongue feel hot, I can eat all chili from today. I don't care about skin care and so on." I put some beans soaked in the jar and sprinkled Put the noodles into the bowl, untie the apron after taking out the noodles, stand still and look at it, then turn around and take the mop in the bathroom.

Holding a bowl of noodles, Amway took a few mouthfuls of noodles and looked at me and said, "Master had an expression that was about to die of cold and wanted to hide under the blanket, but why did he have a whole body feeling when he came back here?" You can't vent your energy? Are you that kind of person, Master? The kind who have to find something to do to be satisfied... working hard? It seems that the description is not quite right, but Master, you must understand La."

I can understand the meaning of Amway's words, but if I want to say it, I don't want to understand what he said at all. "I'm not the type who insists on finding something to do for myself. It's just that after a while of energy, I can't fall asleep and don't know what to do." I leaned on the long iron stick of the mop, and bent my head again Pressing on the back of his hand, he looked at some parts of the jigsaw puzzle that he had put together in a hurry. "...It seems to be finished soon? What, as long as you want to do it, it's okay to put all three together?"

"I'm so sorry, I really can't do it." Amway was not afraid of being stuck with the food, finished the bowl of noodles quickly, put the empty bowl on the dining table, walked up to me with a smile and said, " Although I can occasionally find connected puzzle pieces when picking out the puzzle pieces, I can’t count on this luck to pick out all the things and restore them. So, even if the sorting is completed in the end, I only plan to put it together It's just one of the three pictures." Amway, who was a black shadow, swayed from side to side, pointing to the mop in his hand. "This principle is the same as Master, you can't expect to take this mop from the entrance to the room to clean the whole house."

...It seems to be right to say so, but he also reminded me from the negative side of how big and empty this Sasaki house is when I live alone.Walking from the entrance to the room is considered the place where I move the most in this place, but the scope of my activities here is far more than that, and it will be very troublesome when it comes to places that need to be cleaned.

"Ah, it's very painful to think about cleaning one day." I tapped my head, put the mop aside, waved at Amway and went upstairs. "Help me wash the dishes. Now I feel that I need to return to a warm bed to recover mentally and physically." After I finished speaking, I didn't care whether he agreed to my request or not. As soon as the clothes were taken off, the quilt was lifted, and the whole person rolled on the bed, wrapping himself in the quilt.

I slept until noon before I woke up, and it seemed that because of the cold wind blowing in the alley before, when I got up, I obviously felt a little stuffy and my throat was a little uncomfortable.

... Huhu, it seems that Yinshi has to find a way to accept my anger.

"Wow, it's so clean!" I ran to the stairs and was about to go downstairs, but I saw the living room was so clean that it made people afraid to stay. "Amway? Did you do it??"

The black shadow shook his head and nodded in affirmation. "I was asked by the Master anyway, and it's just a good time to pass the time."

"I really feel at this moment that you are a good, loyal and capable dog." I said very seriously, staring at the polished wooden floor that almost reflected my face.

"Hey, it's really worthless that my value is only reflected in this place." He shrugged and pointed to the clock. "Then let the Master experience my strengths again. Check the time, Master."

Hearing what he said, I just noticed that there is not much time left for me to go to work at Dengshi's mother-in-law and her appointment.

"...Asshole!! You wait until I come back to deal with you, you actually turned off my alarm clock!!"

"Let's go slowly, Master must do a good job."

The author has something to say: Please ask Emiya Shiro (FHA) why Amway's cooking skills are so good;

· Thanks to a certain wife for the painting (dirt);

· Can I ask for encouragement if I haven’t saved a manuscript and still insist on daily updates——【Shameless【Self-respect】