[Comprehensive] Die well, lie down every day

Saturday, June [-]th.

"Hey, Master is waking up soon, I'm hungry." Like an alarm clock that wakes people up on time every morning, the voice of a certain demon appeared in my ears.With the courage to swear not to give up until the goal is achieved, the devil even lifted the quilt that wrapped me tightly.

Probably because I felt happy seeing me curled up in a ball because of the sudden cold air, the devil grinned. "Hey, don't ignore people, you see, this time we all died after eating enough, ah, before that, I talked about life with that black face."

...Ah, Amway, why don't you connect with the ideal, the stars and the moon, and talk to that guy?I thought dissatisfied in my heart, but I was too lazy to say this sentence, so as not to be poisoned by my mouth to be on par with Archer, and even Amway, who was stronger than Archer, was irritated by words.

I rubbed my pillow, and reluctantly opened my eyes to look at Mr. Demon standing at the head of my bed with writhing patterns all over his body. "What time is it in the morning?"

He stretched out his finger and gestured, "Hey, seven o'clock. Ah, counting the time you spent loitering on the bed, Master, it's already 07:30. Hey, staying in bed is a very bad behavior." He said this When I say something, it always makes me feel like this guy is going to start a long speech again, but where this "again" comes from, I don't know.

Anyway, this guy croaked to the point of heinous in some respects, and what he said was very capable of driving people crazy.

That's why, in the choice between continuing to sleep and getting up now, I still choose the latter even if I don't want to. "And then, what do you want to do after waking me up? Have breakfast, take a walk?"

"Hey, I just wanted to see the struggling face of the Master who had to get up when he didn't want to get up, but I didn't expect the Master to get up so simply, it really made me speechless." Amway said with a sigh, The smile on his face was perfect with a hint of malice.

After doing this several times, I'm quite used to this guy's malice, so I chose not to say anything and smashed out the mobile phone at hand.

He caught the phone after it hit his head, "Wow, it's too much, Master," Amway said with a hippie smile, and threw the phone back to me. "So I'm going downstairs. I'm a very well-bred gentleman in many ways?"

It seems to be so and it seems not to be so, he said something similar to this, and walked out of the room with a grin, but I couldn't help but hate that face that was very similar to Shirou.

"Ah, they have the same face, so why are they different?" While I was sighing, I stared at the door and felt that Amway and Shirou were actually similar in many ways, and could even be said to be completely the same. of.If you want to find an appropriate word for that sense of sameness, you can only use words like clone and copy to describe it.How to say, like two extremes.One is a messenger of justice who wants to make everyone happy but ignores himself, and the other is an extremely evil demon who obeys his own will regardless of others.But the similarities between the two are incredible.

"...Hey, anyway, this matter doesn't have much to do with me." I sighed, and suddenly realized that the reason why I thought of such a thing was Archer, who was especially similar to Shirou.If you want to talk about who is similar to Shirou, he should be the most similar. "Don't think about it, don't think about it, or it will be another sad memory." Thinking of that guy, I would think of the thing that he pierced my heart so neatly at that time.

In order not to let this matter affect my mood, I resolutely chose to put it aside, hummed an unformed self-composed tune, dressed slowly, and decided to work with Grandma Dengshi.

Because the temperature tends to warm up, I deliberately wore a jumper, but I still put on a light jacket just in case. "I won't be back until the fourth day this time!" I solemnly said the above declaration, and I didn't even look at the progress of this guy's puzzle, so I walked straight to the gate.

Although there was a short distance, the guy's low laughter still clearly entered my ears. "Hoo hoo hoo...then, on the night of the fourth day, let's see each other again." With words that seemed to have another meaning, Amway never said anything else out loud.

"Then, goodbye." I closed the door softly and hailed a taxi. After about an hour on the road, I arrived at the big signboard of Kabukicho First Street.

But before I could take a step, a text message ringtone that I hadn't heard for a long time suddenly came from my phone.Just now, when I saw a few canines experience life, I felt that my vision has changed a lot. Even the world turned into black and white in an instant, and then returned to color.

I'd be too dull if I didn't notice what was wrong with me.

To put it simply, I, who has always ridiculed Amway as a dog, at this moment, in a real sense, has become a dog.And according to the reflection on the phone screen, I still seem to be a golden retriever?

Why at this moment, I feel lucky that I am not a dog with broken legs like a Chihuahua...

But regardless of these, I tried my best to slide the lock screen of the phone with the meat pad of the dog's paw. It was almost hard work to find that this task is just a thing without any purpose. Fortunately, there is another task for this task. Fifteen hours of timeliness, otherwise, if it is like this for a lifetime... Regardless of the language and other issues, the Amway guy will definitely taunt me without sparing any effort when he sees me like this.

Huh, don't worry about such a long-term matter now, anyway, that guy won't pop out suddenly.It's better to think about how I should deal with these fifteen hours.

I cautiously shuttled through the streets of Kabukicho, and occasionally I would meet a group of girls who seemed to be rich and ran out excitedly to touch my hair, pat my head, and then Feed me ham or sausage or beef jerky from the backpack or go to the little store.

Then, I stumbled upon the skill of what I should do now to get free and decent food.Speaking of which, don't most pet dogs just wag their tails like this to get the rare snacks in the hands of those girls? Not only that, even stray cats, as long as they look clean, they will treat it as an itch Rubbing girls' calves, they will be screamed and called cute by those girls, and then they will take out their pockets.

Ah, is this the so-called highest survival skill of cats and dogs?

Damn, those foods are so delicious that I don't even want to turn back into a human.

"Hey, there's a new guy here." A rough and angry voice sounded from the alley.

Just in case, I quickly swallowed the half-eaten jerky in one gulp, chewed it briefly, and swallowed it.Then keep an eye on the predators that may appear in the box.

What appeared was a Chihuahua. "He looks like a pretty honest guy, but you just swallowed the meat after hearing my voice. Share, do you know the meaning of the word share?" I don't know if it was a stray dog ​​or it broke free from the leash and ran out Chihuahua said in a rough voice that didn't match his appearance at all, "The so-called sharing means that when you see my uncle, you have to contribute everything you eat."

Ah, how to say this, although I know the word share, but I think the meaning I know is probably completely different from what a dog knows, or what this chihuahua knows. "...And then?" Because I didn't know what to say to this guy, I had no choice but to answer this sentence dryly.

"Of course," the Chihuahua jumped on the spot angrily, "Of course it means you have to take out the meat! I eat dog food that just smells good all day and I'm going to throw up!"

"Eh? Is dog food good?" Because I have never tasted dog food, even if I have a dog, I usually feed it to my farm dog, which is very easy to feed, so I don't know those dogs at all. Whether the food is good or not.

After hearing my question, Chihuahua stuck out her tongue, seeming a little disgusted. "Listen well, that kind of thing... Although it smells like milk and meat, but it tastes like it," he poohed, "I really want you to drown in the world of dog food... ...Ah no, I mean that thing is too bad to eat..."

Listening to his words, I don't know what to think about whether the dog food is good or bad.

But when I was about to say something, the Chihuahua actually covered my mouth with its paw. "A prey is coming, quickly roll on the ground?"

What?Wait, what is this chihuahua saying? !

Next, I clearly saw a chihuahua with a rough voice but a small body, rolling and wagging its tail in front of a group of female high school students begging for food.

After getting the food, the Chihuahua said in a tone that sounded particularly delicate to me: "Humph, look, getting food from these stupid humans, it doesn't take much to wag the tail for this kind of thing." Great effort."

I glanced at his short tail and flicked my own unconsciously.

"Wow! This tail flick is so cute!!" One of the girls noticed my movement and shouted excitedly. She picked up her mobile phone and took pictures of me, and then took out a ham that was more expensive than the Chihuahua's ham. Pass me the good meat floss. "Hey, let me take a picture and eat it for you."

Oh oh oh!As long as you give me food, even a group photo is fine! !

I wagged my tail excitedly and stuck out my tongue to the meat floss in front of the camera.

"Ah, give me a break, you group of high school students who lose their resistance when they encounter this kind of pretentious creature, go home to Ah Yin," Yinshi suddenly squeezed into the group of girls for some reason. "Hey! Kagura, Shinbaji, I found this chihuahua!...What's the matter with this golden retriever? That look at Ah Yin is so disgusting."

Evil, disgusting? !

I just feel happy because I see people I know! !

"Hey, don't worry about that, let's take this golden retriever back, maybe someone lost it too, haha, why can Ah Yin only receive this kind of dog-finding commission recently." Jian Jian sighed , After handing the Chihuahua to Shinpachi, both hands picked me up and put it on my head. "Don't do bad things to Ah Yin, bastard, oh, girl."

I kicked my legs in embarrassment, but I was afraid that I would fall off his head, so I lay tightly on his head and remained motionless.

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