Professor HP is not a pedophile

On the eve of Halloween, Hogwarts began to smell the sweet smell of pumpkins.

Under the management of the two old and cunning adults of the Malfoy family, Harry, who had a good relationship with them, had already received the Halloween costume that Narcissa went to France to buy. It was a cute panda puppet costume.For this reason, Draco also received a difficult task - to take pictures of Harry dressed as a panda, at least one hundred and eighty pictures, and then send it back to Narcissa.

As soon as Harry put on the puppet outfit before the dinner and came out of the dormitory, he was rubbed by the seniors headed by Sylvanas.Neville, who drank the Halloween Strawberry Set Potion produced by Zuko Joke Store, turned into a big strawberry. The whole person was wrapped in a giant strawberry, only his limbs and face were exposed, and his strawberry shell was still edible. ...Harry took several mouthfuls.

On the way from the Hufflepuff common room to the Great Hall, one of the two little things was rubbed and the other was bitten a few times. When they arrived at the auditorium, they were already in tears.

Severus, who was sitting on the professor's chair, saw the little thing in a black and white puppet costume at a glance.The Potions professor dressed as a vampire just glanced at him, and the little thing whose hair was all scuffed up hugged the big strawberry next to it in a hopeless way.

"Oh, oh, Harry is so cute..." Dumbledore stroked his beard, "Let me think, that animal seems to be called a panda..."

Professor Sprout, who was across from Professor McGonagall, was very proud, "My little badgers are all cute little guys!" As she nodded, a small devil's net on her head also waved wave tentacles.

The fluffy little panda was sitting at the long Hufflepuff table, holding a small spoon to dig a few mouthfuls of the big strawberry beside him from time to time. Neville also happily followed him to dig out his own shell, eating happily .

The cute appearance of the two little things attracted the big devil Sylvanas who the little badgers loved and feared.

"My little darlings~Senior sister will give you something delicious~" Cirvanas showed a holy smile referring to her friend, and took out a few pieces of chocolate that exuded a strange fragrance from his pocket and distributed them to them. “Super delicious~”

Neville didn't like chocolate, so Harry was coaxed into eating several.

"Harry! What's the matter with you!" Neville suddenly noticed that Harry's face had turned red up to his neck, and his eyes had become dazed.

"Huh?" Harry turned his head and smirked at him very slowly, "I'm fine... hiccup!" He hiccupped heavily, and the smell of wine wafted out.

Demon Lord Cirvanas smiled slyly, "Oh~ baby Harry got drunk so quickly, my liqueur chocolate works really well..." She looked at the little panda intoxicated. Looking at it, he took out several pieces of that chocolate and stuffed it into his hand, "Honey, share it with your good friend!"

"Oh." Harry obediently agreed, took the chocolate and stood up and walked towards Ravenclaw, but his footsteps were fairly steady, without wobbling.

"Harry!" Neville yelled worriedly, but Cirvanas dug a piece out with a spoon.

An unscrupulous senior sister comforted him while eating, "Don't worry, don't worry, didn't you see that he was walking steadily? He'll be back in a while."

Then he yelled at the little badgers dressed up as various animals and plants, "Everyone, come and eat strawberries, Neville brand strawberries are super delicious."

Neville was instantly surrounded by little badgers.So when Quirrell rushed into the auditorium shouting "there's a troll" and then passed out on the ground and everyone was in a mess, Neville couldn't find where the little panda was.

He rushed to the Slytherin table anxiously and grabbed Draco, "Draco! Harry is gone!"

"What's going on?!" Draco was shocked.

"Harry got drunk just now after eating the bonbons... Then he said he would share it with you, and then I didn't pay attention to him, and just now I found out that he disappeared!" Neville was so anxious that he was about to cry.

At this time, Dumbledore was standing on the professor's seat, and he had already started to let the prefects of each college gather the students of this college.

Draco thought for a while, and comforted Neville: "Don't worry, go back to your academy team first, and go back to the common room with them. I'll go find my godfather, he must have a solution."

Neville dubiously looked at the Potions Professor who was walking towards Slytherin, and turned back to Hufflepuff every step of the way.

Draco hurried up to meet his godfather and told him the situation in a low voice.

"Damn little troll!" Severus' face could no longer be described as gloomy, it was as black as a pot.He chased Draco back into the Slytherin ranks and started looking around the hall.

But of course he couldn't find the damned little troll.After talking to Dumbledore, Severus walked quickly out of the auditorium, passing Quirrell who was pretending to be unconscious, and secretly gave him a Stunning Charm.

After leaving the gate of the auditorium, he began to ask the portraits on both sides of the corridor about Harry's whereabouts, and then walked towards the cellar according to the information given by the portraits.

Severus was so angry now that he planned to take the opportunity to attack Quirrell, who knew that the little thing that always made people worry would disappear at this critical moment!

Cursing fiercely in his heart, he paid attention to the chatter of the portraits.

"Latest news! Latest news!" a knight galloped from a distant picture frame to the nearest picture frame and yelled at him, "The boy is near your office, within a dozen feet of him There's a giant monster!"

Severus pursed his lips and ran towards the office, but he had only reached the basement level now, and he didn't know if it was too late.

The image of the little thing being injured but gritting its teeth and holding back tears flashed through his mind, and Severus became anxious like never before.

When he rushed to the entrance of the second floor of the cellar, he saw Harry standing at the corner of the corridor ahead. The troll mentioned in the portrait was less than ten feet away from him, and the wooden club in the troll's hand had already been raised. Get up, it's about to hit Harry!

Severus drew out his wand, and quickly cast several stunning spells on the troll. Even though the troll had high magic resistance, it lost its resistance under his anger and fell to the ground.

Severus saw that Harry was still standing there with a dazed face, as if he didn't know what was going on, and couldn't help but walked over to him angrily: "Mr. Potter! Don't you think Are you strong enough to stand alone against a troll?! Tell me, what are you doing here?"

Harry raised his head to look at him, and replied obediently: "I'm here for confinement...Darth Vader said it's already seven o'clock, I don't know if Professor Snape is here..." His eyes were extremely clouded, and his face was also blurred. It was blushing, and it looked like it was not lightly drunk.

"Damn detention!" Severus roared angrily, turned and walked towards his office, "Come on, Potter!"

After walking a few steps, I suddenly heard a muffled sound behind me.Looking back, the little thing was lying on the ground prostratingly.

Severus laughed angrily, walked back and knelt down to pick him up.

Who knew that the little thing threw himself into his arms all at once, and the impact was so powerful that it even knocked him to the ground.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." hugged his neck and cried.

He yelled angrily, "Potter! Let go!"

"Don't!" The little thing yelled in tears, "I'm in so much pain, and you're still being so mean to me, bad guy!"

He took a closer look and found that the little thing's lips were cut and bleeding, and tears rolled down from those clear green eyes. It looked really miserable.

Harry was still whimpering, which was completely different from the way he used to hold back his tears.Severus suddenly felt annoyed with him somehow.

He cast a healing spell on Harry, and a flash of white light closed the small wound.

"Eh? It doesn't hurt anymore..." Little Thing raised his head suspiciously, looked at him blankly, and kissed him suddenly, "Thank you! You are a good person!"

Severus froze at the touch of the soft, tender thing.

The little thing hugging his neck was still chattering: "You look similar to Professor Snape, but you are much better than him, oops, Professor Snape is so fierce, you don't want to learn from him... "

Overwhelmed, completely overwhelmed.Severus had never encountered such a thing before, the little thing's small body was nestled in his arms, and the little furry head was still leaning against his neck because of wearing a puppet costume, rubbing against it from time to time, talking A smell of wine wafted from the nostrils...

Huh?booze? !

Severus suddenly remembered what his godson said: "Harry ate the bonbons, and he was so drunk that he didn't know where to go..."

"Little bastard!" Severus gritted his teeth and tried to pull the completely unconscious little thing out of his arms.

Who knew that as soon as he pulled Harry, he burst into tears again: "Woo... I want to hug..."

Severus was tugging at the little furry paw that was hugging his neck tightly, and could only curse this little trouble in his heart because he didn't dare to use too much force, when he suddenly heard a distant noise Shout - the Slytherin students are back!

Only then did he realize that he was still sitting on the ground haunted by a little thing who was so drunk even eating bonbons!Merlin's lace stockings!

"Woo... Hug..." The little thing cried twitching, hugging his neck tightly.

"Okay, you win!" Gritting his teeth, Severus picked up the little thing, let him sit on his arm, and rushed into his office as fast as he could.