Red Lotus

One point, it is said that immortals are immortal.

As long as you become a fairy, you can stay young forever without aging!

Suddenly realized one by one.

Yiyi felt that the only way to keep his beautiful face was to go to heaven and become a fairy.

Therefore, Yiyi resolutely decided to go to the Xianshan Cave Mansion to seek a famous teacher and seek the Tao.

Yiyi's father only thinks that Yiyi is a fool's dream, and seeking immortality is something that can be met but not sought after. Without some chance of immortality root, there is no way to enter the gate of immortal mountain.

But Yiyi was determined to become a god, even if his father wanted to keep him because he severed the relationship between father and son, he left home without even frowning.

Yiyi's stepmother really loves Yiyi, and when Yiyi left home, she secretly gave Yiyi all of her father's savings for many years.

Yiyi took the money from his stepmother and set off to start his journey of seeking immortality.

Just like what Yiyi's father said to Yiyi when Yiyi left home, seeking immortality is not an easy task at all. At that time, there were many people seeking immortality, but the real Taoists of the immortal family Extremely hard to find.

One by one, he broke through the iron shoes but could not find him. Just when he was discouraged, he met a person.

It was a benevolent old man in a white robe, with a stooped back and a walking stick in his hand, with a fluttering white beard. If there is any difference between him and ordinary old men, it is that the old man's beard is very long. It grows almost to the ground, and the most eye-catching thing is the protruding forehead on the top of his head.

Looking at the barren mountains and wild ridges one by one, there is no place where there is no village or shop behind, but an old man with limited mobility appears out of nowhere, and I feel that this old man must have some background.

Seeing that the old man was walking slowly and panting with each step, he volunteered to carry the old man on his back over the mountains to a place called Kunlun Mountain.

The old man was kind at heart, seeing that Yi Yi was so kind, and had walked such a long distance behind his back as an old man, he deliberately refused to go, and also heard that Yi Yi ran away from home in order to search for immortals and severed ties with his family, I was very moved, so I proposed to introduce Yi Yi to his master.

That is also an old man with white beard and white eyebrows.

The old man had just set up his own family on Kunlun Mountain not long after he left his teacher. His apprentice confiscated a few of them, but he gave himself a resounding name——

Yuanshi Tianzun

I have never heard of the name of Yuanshi Tianzun, but I am very familiar with the name of Master Tongtian.

At first, Yiyi wanted to worship Master Tongtian as his teacher, but before Yiyi entered the gate of Biyou Palace, he was frightened and stopped by the disciples that Master Tongtian had accepted.

Think about it—they only want to practice Taoism in order to become beautiful, but those disciples in Biyou Palace are either monsters or monsters, all of them are strangely shaped and unsightly, they are not normal people at all.

Birds of a feather flock together, people divide into groups, one by one couldn't bear to be with these ugly creatures no matter what, so he left Biyou Palace and went to find another place to cultivate immortals.

Now, Yiyi heard the old man with a protruding forehead say that his master is the senior brother of the Master Tongtian, and Yiyi immediately thought that although he had never heard of Yuanshi Tianzun, since this Yuanshi Tianzun had a master Tongtian A senior with a famous name, Yuanshi Tianzun, a senior, will definitely not be an ordinary person.

So, Yiyi followed the old man with a protruding forehead named Nanji Immortal, entered the mountain gate, and went to the location of Yuxu Palace.

It's called Yuxu Palace, but it's actually just a few broken thatched huts. A gust of wind blows by, and the straw on the huts can almost be overturned until the roof is gone. Two eyes.

Although it is said that cultivating the Tao is difficult, it is not so difficult to such a field, right?The huts in Biyou Palace are more magnificent than this Yuxu Palace.

Although Yiyi disliked it in her heart, she told herself that only by suffering and suffering can one be a god.

At that time, although Yuxu Palace only accepted four apprentices, Nanji Xianweng, Ayu, Xiaochengzi, and Xiaochizi, there were five people with five mouths, and all the food and clothing were greeted by the master, but the master was not the god of wealth. , I can't afford these four mouths at all.

Part [-]: Notes on Becoming a Immortal II

In addition, except for Anji Xianweng, the other three people have just started, they are only focused on training, and they have no time or energy to think about how to increase their income. That's why Yuxu Palace is shabby Up to this point, on weekdays, he had to rely on the elder brother of the protruding old man, Anji Xianweng, to go down the mountain to do divination for others to earn some food rations.

It was also at this time of embarrassment that Yi Yi came, and he took out the savings that his stepmother gave him when he left home, and his father's savings, and used it as a gift for his master.

"What's your name?"

"all."

The master nodded, accepted one by one, and also received one by one as a gift to meet the teacher.

In this way, Yiyi simply relied on his father's life savings to become Yuanshi Tianzun's fifth apprentice.

Because of the belief in immortality as the driving force, even though he did not enter the school as long as the previous four seniors, he was smart, comprehensible, and learned things faster than his four seniors. He is humble and flexible in dealing with people, so he is very popular with the master.

Therefore, the master handed over all the big and small matters of Yuxu Palace to him. Although Yuxu Palace was a little bigger than a palm at that time, and there were only a few people, the food, clothing, and use were still the same. It is a big problem for Yuxu Palace.

After taking over the people's livelihood issues of Yuxu Palace, the very thoughtful people refurbished a few acres of Susukida in the back mountain and planted the next year's rations, so they don't have to worry about food, so they used the extra money to build a A few simple farmhouses raised livestock and exchanged for more money, not to mention improving the lives of Yuxu Palace and others, and then refurbished these huts in Yuxu Palace to decorate Yuxu Palace I glanced at the facade.

One by one, he lived up to the high expectations of the master, managed a small Yuxu Palace in an orderly manner, and the master was finally able to recruit disciples without any worries.

The master loves Yiyi, firstly because he is beautiful, smart and quick to learn, and secondly because he can bring benefits to Yuxu Palace.

The brothers like Yiyi because Yiyi has a warm and modest attitude towards his seniors and those who came later.

But everything has two sides, some people like it, and some people hate it, Xiao Yunzi, the younger brother who started after comparing one, is one of the people who hate it.

Xiao Yunzi said he was Yiyi's younger brother, but in fact he was older than Yiyi, and he was not as beautiful as Yiyi. It's like a zombie face without a small face, which is unlovable.

The reason why Xiao Yunzi hates One by One is because Yuanshi Tianzun got a few elixir of rejuvenation from Taishang Laojun.

Yiyi started to practice step by step and there is no difference from the average person when they just started practicing. Over the past few decades, Yiyi has also changed from a young man to a gray-haired old man with almost vine-like wrinkles. Crawled all over one by one's face.

Yiyi also refined the elixir of rejuvenation by herself, but at that time, Yiyi was just a half-immortal who was not as good as Liu, not even a small fairy. The so-called beauty elixir that was melted did not have much effect on his old face at all.

Yi Yi was very depressed and in a bad mood, so this directly affected the management, finances, enrollment, etc. of Yuxu Palace, and several other issues.

Yuanshi Tianzun was a little anxious, he knew that his beloved disciple was the most concerned about his face, Tianzun didn't blame him, but went straight to the heaven, for this beloved disciple, Yuanshi Tianzun pulled down his old face Ask the Emperor of Heaven for a few elixir of rejuvenation.

The elixir refined by Taishang Laojun is so precious, one elixir of rejuvenation can make old people look white-haired and youthful, and two can make people 20 years younger.

One by one, I was excited for a while, and I ate them all in one breath.

It doesn't matter if you eat it, but he didn't leave a single one.

Seeing the gray-haired Yiyi turned into a beautiful boy of thirteen or fourteen years old in front of him, Yuanshi Tianzun remembered that before he went to heaven, he had promised his apprentice Xiao Yunzi that he would also give him The one who brought two rejuvenating pills, but now they were swallowed one by one in a hurry.

Yuanshi Tianzun secretly groaned in his heart, you must know that his apprentice Xiao Yunzi is a well-known small-bellied and most caring person in Yuxu Palace. It's just that he took an ordinary pill for nothing, and he can remember your enmity for hundreds of years.

Everyone in Yuxu Palace knows that this little Yunzi is a person who must report his flaws, but this time, after this little Yunzi heard that his share of fairy medicines had been swallowed one by one, he didn't get angry. Not even a word of complaint.

This is really the sun coming out from the west.

Everyone in Yuxu Palace thought so at that time, even Yuanshi Tianzun felt a little incredible.

One by one, this senior brother is naturally guilty, always thinking of ways, trying to make up for Xiao Yunzi.

At that time, the second senior brother Xiao Chengzi, the third senior brother Xiao Chizi, and the fourth senior Ayu, who had the best relationship with Yiyi, all rose to become the highest-ranking elder brother after taking the fairy medicine that the Emperor of Heaven rationed to Yuxu Palace every 100 years. Jinxian, one by one, left the master's school, and after being bestowed the titles of Guangchengzi, Chijingzi, and Yuding Zhenren by the master, they all left Kunlun Mountain, and each trained in a fairy mountain cave to settle down and stand on their own. portal.

The three senior brothers left one by one, and one by one had no one to talk to, but the unpopular seventh junior brother, Xiao Yunzi, took the initiative to get close to one by one.

Yiyi always loves beauty, in his eyes Xiao Yunzi is just an old and ugly ugly person, Yiyi didn't want to get too close to him at first, after all, with someone who is ugly and has bad temperament Together, it is very contrary to his identity as a beautiful boy, but he has eaten the elixir of others by mistake, so it is not good to throw face at Xiao Yunzi.

So Yiyi was very passive and together with Xiaoyunzi became the most affectionate senior brother recognized by everyone in Yuxu Palace.

But this little Yunzi, 100 years later, stole the golden elixir that was supposed to be given to Yiyi by Yuanshi Tianzun.

At that time, Chanjiao was not as numerous as Jiejiao’s disciples, and the Master Tongtian almost took away most of the golden pills from the Emperor of Heaven. The one that Chanjiao gave every 100 years was still allocated by the Taishang Laojun from the Emperor of Heaven. Among the golden elixir, one evened out was given to Yuxu Palace.

It’s just such a golden pill, it’s only been so small for 100 years, and almost all the people in Yuxu Palace have long necks, waiting and looking forward, hoping that Yuanshi Tianzun can take that pill. The golden core was divided into his own hands.

Now it's good, Xiao Yunzi ate it as soon as he said it, and said something to everyone with certainty——

"He took one of my pills, now I take one back, it's fair!"

Can the elixir of rejuvenation compare with the golden elixir bestowed by the emperor of heaven?

But Yiyi pleaded with Yuanshi Tianzun for Xiao Yunzi.

Everyone felt that Yiyi was worthless, even Yuanshi Tianzun felt that Xiao Yunzi was sorry for Yiyi, but with Yiyi, he still tried his best to convince Yuanshi Tianzun.

In this way, Xiao Yunzi became Yun Zhongzi in the future and left Kunlun Mountain.

When leaving, Xiao Yunzi said to Yiyi: "What's the use of being beautiful? The real strength is boundless mana. A flamboyant person like you will continue to stay in this mountain nest in Kunlun Mountain without a face. Here, wait for 100 years before becoming a fairy!"

For Xiao Yunzi's revenge and betrayal, Yi Yi is not angry, because Yi Yi has never been nice to Xiao Yunzi, so it can't be called a betrayal.

After Xiao Yunzi ate Yiyi's golden pill, Yiyi was also not angry, because Yiyi's original intention of cultivating Taoism was to live forever, and now the goal has been achieved, so it doesn't really matter whether he can become a great immortal.

But what Xiao Yunzi said when he left made Yi Yi angry!

It's fine if you snatch my golden elixir.

It's okay if you take revenge on me.

You are ungrateful, whatever.

I don't need to care about you as a junior, but you can't talk nonsense with your eyes open and tarnish my beauty indiscriminately!

Put on airs? !

Even if I don't eat the golden core of the Heavenly Emperor, I can still improve my cultivation to the level of a blind man like you!

In order to take a breath, he practiced day and night, and the affairs of the housekeeper of Yuxu Palace, naturally he didn't care about it, and left them all to the Anji fairy to take care of them, and he was just a nest every day. Practice in a cave in Kunlun Mountains.

In less than 100 years, Yiyi has been promoted to become the only golden immortal in Yuxu Palace who has not eaten the golden elixir bestowed by the Emperor of Heaven. Yuanshi Tianzun also gave Yiyi a title——

Too real.

Outer Part One: The Notes of Becoming a Immortal ⅢEnd

But at that time, Yun Zhongzi already had some reputation in the mortal world and the heavenly world, and the first thing he did after establishing his own family in the Jinguang Cave of Qianyuan Mountain was to make a name for himself.

Of course, this is not difficult one by one, if Yuxu Palace can get to where it is today, it all depends on his ingenuity and wisdom, one by one, and building a reputation is naturally one by one. expertise.

So, not long after Yi Yi came out of the mountain, it was widely rumored in the world that there lived an immortal with immeasurable skills in the Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain——

Too real.

This fairy can be transformed into as many as Hengsha, and things respond to the sound, or live in the palace of heaven, or descend to the world, or live in hell, or capture crowds of evil spirits, or become fairy boys and jade girls, or emperors and saints, or demon kings, or come to heaven. Teachers, or emperors, or emperors, or doctors of heaven, or men and women, or civil and military officials, or marshals of the capital, or teachers, Zen masters, or wind and rain masters, all poor sentient beings sincerely Singing the name of Taiyi, this immortal will naturally appear, seek the voice to save the suffering, make vows of mercy, and perform immeasurable meritorious deeds.

The higher the prestige in the mortal world, the more prestige in the heaven. At that time, it can be said that the official fortune was prosperous in the heaven, and it rose little by little until it reached the point where it could no longer be promoted, and became the seat of the Emperor of Heaven. One of the attendants is looking for the voice to save the suffering and protect the Dharma.

That is the position below one immortal and above ten thousand immortals.

Now not only Yun Zhongzi's people, but also the fairy mountain cave where Yun Zhongzi lives, and Zhongnan Mountain, are under the control of each other.

Didn't you say I was a showman at the beginning?

Now I have higher magic power than you, stronger skill than you, wider popularity than you, higher official promotion than you, and I am more and more beautiful every year.

I see if you, Yun Zhongzi, still tell me what kind of airs I am.

It's just that after a long time, those mortals called "Tai Yi" and "Tai Yi" actually called "Tai Yi" as "Tai Yi".

Invisibly being renamed by someone, this is not depressing for Yiyi, the most depressing thing is——

How can there be any beauties in the heavens?

Not to mention those vulgar fairies in the sky, but only those higher-level immortals...

Nuwa is a snake girl with a face but no breasts.

Taibai Jinxing is also a demon who is neither male nor female. He only wants to become a man all day long, so as to seduce the little daughter of the Emperor of Heaven.

Even the face of the graceful Queen Mother was transformed.

Thinking about it one by one, I feel that I have a knot in my heart, I have immortality, I have high-strength magic power, and my bad breath is also calculated.

So what's next?

What next?

The only thing left is the endless years, endless...

Later, when Taiyi had a whim, he told his apprentice about this past, ah... of course it was only a disciple in name, but a master in essence... Lingzhuzi, when talking about it.

Lingzhu clutched his stomach and burst out laughing.

"Yi Yi?! The name your parents gave you is really unique! Your name is Yi Yi, so do you have younger siblings named [-]?"

"They are only born to four or four, and there is no fifth or fifth after that."

Then there was another burst of wild laughter that slapped the table and shook the stool.

"Is this name not good?" Taiyi was a little worried.

"vulgar!"

"Extra vulgar!"

After finishing speaking, as if the Lingzhuzi still felt that it was not enough, he turned his head and added to Taiyi: "It's too vulgar!"

But Taiyi didn't believe it, because Taiyi used to live with the common name "Yiyi" before he became a teacher from Yuxu Palace, but no one ever told him that this name was bad.

So Taiyi asked all the people who knew his previous name, but everyone's expressions were flickering, and their words were insincere.

It was only then that Taiyi felt that the name was indeed a bit vulgar.

"Brother, those who are not vulgar are already a thing of the past. The second senior brother is called Xiao Chengzi, the third senior brother is called Xiao Chizi, and I am Ayu. Isn't there no one calling us that now? What else do you mind?"

mind!Of course you mind!

I think that I, Taiyi Tangtang, a great-looking great immortal, have lived in Yuxu Palace for hundreds of years with such a common name.

This is simply an insult to my reputation!

Of course, the worst thing is that Taiyi even told Nezha this common name.

This time it was even worse.

Others don't know how to bark, but he can bark the quirky little spirit bead who is fearless that day. Knowing that Taiyi is afraid that people will know his former name, Lingzhu barks even more vigorously.

So, when the Lingzhu called out, Taiyi had no choice but to use his refined magic treasure, the golden elixir, to block the mouth of that "evil disciple".

Taiyi suffered a heavy loss, and asked why he agreed to be the apprentice of that "evil disciple" at that time, let alone told the "evil disciple" about his past.

However, it was because of having that eccentric "evil disciple" by his side, laughing and cursing with that kid every day, so being a god would not be boring.

Anyway, that spirit bead is very interesting, there are many things in his head, and there are many whimsical ideas, even if he is ridden by that little bead on the head of his protector to do his best, Taiyi still pampers that little bead .

"Wait a moment!"

Ling Zhuzi grabbed Taishang Laojun's hand stealing chess, Taishang Laojun smiled awkwardly.

"come over!"

Lingzhu hooked his fingers, Taishang Laojun stretched out his head with a bitter face.

"oops!"

"If you dare to cheat again, I'll pluck your eyebrows off!"

From a distance, Taiyi saw this scene.

Only Lingzhu, who is not afraid of the sky and the earth, dares to pluck the eyebrows of the Supreme Lord, the leader of the human religion.

Taiyi laughed and fixed his eyes on the face of the little bead.

"Doing this is a god... that's called... being a god..."

With a smile on the corner of Taiyi's mouth, he suddenly said such a sentence.