Rebirth Tianyu Tianxiang [Badminton]
Chapter 104 Lost and found
It was a coincidence that some things were said, as if God wanted to turn Xiao Yu over and over again, let him taste the sad feeling of suffering physically and mentally, and finally let the truth be revealed in front of the world.
Among the group of athletes who were initially tested together with Xiao Yu, he was indeed the only one with the pollutant clenbuterol in his body.
Girls usually pay attention to the maintenance of their body, especially afraid of getting fat.Originally, the body fat content of female athletes is much higher than that of male players, and a layer of soft meat with greasy residue will appear in places such as the stomach and thigh roots after a little exercise, so the female players in the team usually Neither eat pork.
Zhanxiang never eats pork, only lean beef and seafood.Although Cheng Hui doesn't have the ostentation of Zhan Er Shao, but this person is quite handsome, he likes to eat snacks and fruits, no matter when and where, his mouth is always chewing food, and the serious meals of three meals a day are not as good as him partner Tian Xiaorui.
The only foreign athletes tested that day were an Indonesian and a Malaysian who entered the men's singles final.People in these two countries believe in Islam.
So it was a coincidence that Xiao Yu was the only one who ate pork and was found to have clenbuterol.
Xiao Yu's appetite is not small.During the high-intensity competition, in order to restore physical strength and supplement nutrition, he eats a lot of meat every day. Pork, beef, sheep, chicken, duck and seafood are always available, especially braised pork. The thick sauce and sugar color are the most suitable for his heavy taste.
The new round of large-scale testing brought all participating athletes from Denmark, the Netherlands, and the United Kingdom, and of course, Korean players Kim Dong-sung and Li Junyong.
The South Korean team gathers around a table in the restaurant every day, eating iron grilled marinated pork and marinated beef.The bad consequence of eating barbecue is that the content of clenbuterol hydrochloride in the bodies of Xiao Chengcheng and Xiao Longlong is almost equal to Xiao Yu's data!
A phone call from Boss Zhan rejuvenated Xiao Yu, who was half dead.
Xiao Yu jumped out of the bed, grabbed Zhan Xiang's collar and shook it fiercely: "Brother Xiang, Brother Xiang, I was really wronged! I actually took the blame for Clenbuterol!"
Zhan Xiang patted his head: "Well, the fever is gone? You are really amazing."
Xiao Yu hummed disdainfully: "Who has a fever?"
Zhan Xiang sneered: "Who hugged me in the bathroom just now and wiped my tears? I was wronged, about to be suspended, crying like a girl, who is it?"
Xiao Yu said stubbornly: "Who wiped away the tears? Absolutely not! The little pig wiped the tears!"
His two eyes were still swollen like small cracked walnuts, and only now did he start to regret why he couldn't hold on at the critical moment, and cried in front of Xiao Xiangzi again.The consequence of becoming a family and having a wife is that she has cultivated herself to become more and more fragile, almost like a woman. When encountering any situation, she subconsciously wants to throw herself into Xiao Xiangzi's arms to seek spiritual comfort.
Even if you can't support yourself, there is always someone you can rely on.
Perhaps, the rationality of the mutual existence between husband and wife lies in this.
A relaxed and joyful smile appeared in Zhan Xiang's eyes after the haze suddenly dissipated, and he bit Xiao Yu's face: "Honey, don't you dare to eat pork in the future? Be good..."
Xiao Yu threw Zhan Xiang down, rode on him, stripped off Zhan Xiang's T-shirt with a speed of one second, then stripped himself naked with an efficiency of half a second, and proudly stood up to fight.
"I ate you first! You fat, white little pig...
"Look at how I ate you one bite, one bite, one bite today...
"I bite, I bite, I gnawed on you... umm... um..."
The two of them could not have imagined that the complete settlement of this matter was not so simple.
Xiao Yu was found to have exceeded the prohibited drug limit by himself, and it was only a matter of punishing him alone.A large number of athletes participating in the competition were found to have exceeded the prohibited drug limit. This is not a simple issue of issuing tickets to certain athletes. This incident has become one of the saddest and most difficult cases encountered by the International Badminton Federation in the 70 years since its establishment.
The athletes were obviously misinformed and should not be punished.What's more, the Badminton Federation and various sponsors are also unable to bear the loss caused by the simultaneous suspension of a large number of high-ranking athletes.Everyone has been suspended. Who will participate in this one-stop series, who will sell the tickets, and will anyone still watch the broadcast?
So, who will pay for this pile of contaminated pork?
Is this ticket going to be thrown at the member states hosting this event?This is a badminton superpower that has invested heavily in badminton for many years and fully supported the expansion of the International Badminton Federation. The hands, feet and hearts of the Badminton Federation officials are trembling!
When things really get serious, someone needs to be hugged back, wanting to cover up, conceal, cover up, ashamed to shake the most shameful truth in front of the public.
The source of the contamination has been found.The hotel responsible for the reception of this event violated the agreement signed in advance, and did not purchase meat and vegetables from the pollution-free ecological base as required.
Vegetables, melons, fruits and meat produced in an ecological base in the outskirts of the city are all specially supplied to the local municipal leaders on weekdays, not for ordinary people to eat.The "special pigs" raised in the secret ecological base are more delicate than ordinary humans: no antibiotics are added to the special-grade pigs during breeding, and high-quality Chinese herbal medicines are used to immunize live pigs; Take them out for a walk, exercise for two hours, learn Tai Chi, dance ballroom dancing, take a hot spring bath, shave and brush their hair; go to sleep on time every night, and play Schubert's serenade non-stop with surround sound in the single pig house, so that the pigs During the long process of fattening and waiting to be slaughtered, the pups always maintain physical and mental pleasure...
How expensive are the pigs raised by such aristocrats for their superior living!As a result, the "municipal special pigs" that should have been placed on the table of the participating athletes were secretly replaced by "civilian pigs" bought from the vegetable market at the back door of the hotel.
There are all kinds of additives mixed in the "civilian pigs", and those who know how to understand, how can our cutest athletes mistakenly eat that kind of dirty meat!
A group of national treasure-level Olympic gold medalists who were carefully raised in captivity were suspended for eating unclean pork. This kind of treatment is simply too sorry for the giant pandas!
The General Administration of Sports and the leaders of the Municipal Party Committee were caught in a fierce dispute, what to do, what to do, how to deal with such a crisis public relations?
Can this kind of thing be published in the newspaper, can it be made public?Isn’t this clearly telling all the pure, kind and innocent citizens that the pot of braised pork stewed on your stove may contain clenbuterol hydrochloride, which was banned by the state three years ago Chemical feed additives, eating too much heart deformity, universal birth control!
If only we Chinese players are recruited, it’s fine. It’s easy for our own people to appease internally, and if they fail to appease, they can be subdued.However, there are also several Korean and European players who were found to have clenbuterol. The ugly internal affairs have become Chiguoguo's external affairs.
The interests of all parties gathered at the negotiating table to discuss how to deal with this incredible doping incident.
City leaders hesitated.If the scandal of clenbuterol polluting the players' diet is revealed this time, not only will the city's image be damaged, and the leadership's achievements will be discredited, but it will also have a very negative impact on the local bid to host the next Olympic Games!
The General Administration of Sports is very indignant. We are a big Olympic gold medal sports country. Now that such a disgraceful thing happens, which country’s athletes will dare to set foot on our territory to participate in competitions, and who will dare to eat our country’s pork, beef, chicken, duck and fish? ?This incident not only directly affects the results of the men's doubles in this year's middle badminton competition, but will also cast an indelible shadow on a series of international sports events to be held in China in the future!
The IBF officials are crazy, the athletes are innocent, the most important thing now is how to deal with the results of the men's doubles event?The gold medal had already been awarded to South Korea's Jackie Chan combination on the spot, but it was too late to find out that Xiao Yu was innocent.Over there, the Pearl and Jade Heavenly King was attacked by public opinion for no reason, and had already returned home angrily, failing to make it to the finals—in other words, which one should this gold medal belong to?
The BOSS group, the sponsor of the China station, collectively shook their fists and shouted at the negotiation table, we demand justice, we demand a rematch, and we want to clear up the grievances of the athletes!I spent money not to see such a ridiculous ending!
The leadership figures present here have come to such a conclusion after discussion. In fact, if the original judgment on this matter is maintained, it will be the most compromised and acceptable result for all parties.The International Badminton Federation reported that Xiao Yu was found to be banned from drugs, and at the same time concealed the fact of the outbreak of clenbuterol.In this way, it is only Xiao Yu's personal loss. He was suspended for two years, and we can still maintain the honor and face of the entire country from being insulted and damaged.
Mr. Zhong, who came out to negotiate on behalf of the team, shook his head and objected. This is tantamount to causing our gold medal team to suffer eternal injustice. It will greatly damage the correct and perfect image of our national badminton male model team in front of the public, and we will lose fans. Support, will lose tens of millions of advertising sponsorship revenue every year!
And the representative exhibition boss of the BOSS group almost flipped the table on the spot in anger. This is simply your mother's decision!You actually want Xiao Yu to bear the consequences of all of you's negligence and incompetence. A 20-year-old innocent child will always bear the stain of taking illegal drugs on his resume, but he is wronged and innocent!You people only think about the seat under your ass, the face of local interests and the so-called "national honor"? !
The leaders expressed concern and regret that personal gains and losses should be based on collective interests and the overall situation. The athletes of the national team represent the country, so what does it matter if they sacrifice their personal interests for the honor of the country?This is actually part of the duties and responsibilities of the national team members...
The boss of Zhan retorted angrily, if the honor of the country is all these children endured humiliation and suffered injustice, it is not an honor, it is a fucking disgrace to the country, a national humiliation! ! !
Mr. Zhong was planning to find another solution in his heart, and discussed with the officials of the Badminton Federation. Since our Xiao Yu is innocent, can we pass our team's "appeal" and your people take advantage of the opportunity to admit that the urine sample was contaminated during the drug test? , to overturn the original test results, Xiao Yu was not guilty and the ban was lifted. Since then, neither party's interests will be harmed, everyone is happy!
BWF officials stared angrily, and cursed in their hearts in English, French, Indonesian and Malay languages, your mother is happy!In the end, it became us taking responsibility, we admitting mistakes?It is obvious that the pigs in your country have collectively taken stimulants!It's your pigs that are bad!
If the leaders don’t take the responsibility, the athletes will take the responsibility. If the athletes don’t take the responsibility, the IBF will take the responsibility.
Pigs are a vulnerable group, there is no negotiating representative to express their feelings, so the final conclusion is that pigs are not good.
The pigs are actually quite wronged.Clenbuterol is not what we want to eat. We are forced to inject stimulants in order to grow more lean meat faster and put it on the table of the people after slaughter.Why do you want to say that our pigs are not good?You guys are pigs, pig logic, a country where pig logic prevails, pig logic park!
Just one day later, CCTV's anti-counterfeit and anti-crime talk show mercilessly exposed this shocking news.
That day, the hostess who surrounded and pestered Xiao Yu at the entrance of the hotel revealed in a sharp voice: "According to the news report we got, there was a clenbuterol scandal in the just-concluded my country Badminton Super Tournament. Xiao Yu, a Chinese athlete whose clenbuterol exceeded the standard, actually ate 'problem pork' contaminated with clenbuterol!
"It's really easy to hide from an open gun, but hard to guard against a hidden arrow! After poisonous milk powder, poisonous bean sprouts, fake eggs, Sudan red and gutter oil, another big dish has been added to the table of our people - stimulant pork!"
The hostess, who is concerned about the country and the people, spoke in an extremely worried and painful tone: "Xiao Yu was wronged. He has a solid reason to face our reporter's camera and express his indignation and sadness confidently! His sports performance is the highest in the past year. In exchange for his blood, sweat and fighting spirit on the training field and competition field, he finally found the evidence to clear his innocence! Xiao Yu is lucky, he can appeal to the event organizer and the IBF to get his innocence , but what about us ordinary people, we have all eaten stimulant pork, who should we appeal to?!"
Boss Zhong and Boss Zhan are at the internal negotiating table. One is a good face and the other is a bad face. The strategic goals are the same. In short, the team and its personnel cannot suffer any losses. As for other losses, I don't care!
Therefore, as soon as Boss Zhan left the negotiating venue, he ordered his subordinates to call the CCTV anti-counterfeiting reporter and major sports media.Someone dares to wrong my two cubs, I will punish you first!
The truth came out, and public opinion was in an uproar.
Athletes from both China and South Korea are victims. Fans have criticized the organizers of the tournament and profiteers.
"Our little Feather was wronged!"
"A feather is a fighter for justice and the most perfect interpretation of the spirit of competitive sports!"
"Little Feather's appeal was successful, but what about ordinary people like us? Do we also need to go to the hospital as a group to check how many grams of clenbuterol hydrochloride is in each person's body!"
"No wonder our country is a country with Olympic gold medals, but not a country with mass sports! We eat stimulant pork, gutter oil, poisoned milk powder, poisoned bean sprouts, and Sudan red every day... Men in this country have long been turned into a group of kitchens The five grains in the garden do not distinguish between men, the sluggish men in the hall, and the infertile men in the bedroom, who can understand the collective sadness and sinking of men in this country!"
The foreign players who unfortunately won the bid collectively exclaimed: "Chinese pork is terrible! When you set foot on this land to participate in competitions in the future, you must not eat pork—what else can you eat in your country? "
A few days later, the badminton team received the latest notification from the International Badminton Federation that the prohibited substance in Xiao Yu's body was actually contaminated pork. The Badminton Federation revoked the charges against the Chinese players and exempted them from suspension.
At the same time, the rankings, bonuses and points obtained by the Yuxiang team in the China station competitions have also been lost and regained.
Once this resolution was announced, the only ones who were the most downcast and frustrated were the Koreans Xiao Chengcheng and Xiao Longlong, who seemed to have been treated like monkeys.The small champion card that I just got in my hand had to be handed back to the Chinese before it was warmed up in my pocket!
The leader in charge of culture and sports and the leader in charge of health in a certain city who made mistakes were both dismissed.Not long after, the leader in charge of style was transferred to take care of sanitation, and the person in charge of sanitation was transferred to take care of style.Where do you fall, and where do you get up again.
The leader of the Badminton General Administration, Shangfeng, was disgraced by this incident. Externally, he sent a letter of sincere apology to several members of the BWF. Internally, he issued a strict order: our athletes are not allowed to eat pork from now on!
Athletes from various teams in the General Administration compound complained: What should we do if we are not used to eating beef and mutton?
The leader said that they can only eat chicken and fish, and they are chicken and fish in the cafeteria of the compound. Athletes are not allowed to eat outside in the future!
Athletes wailing: no eating out?Our normal amateur entertainment life has been deprived!
The business of Haidilao Hot Pot City at the entrance of the General Administration has plummeted, and it is quickly facing bankruptcy and dissolution.
The athletes shouted: We go home during holidays and holidays, there is no cafeteria, how can we eat?Are we starving?
The leader replied: The chicken sold in the market contains banned hormones, and the fish contains heavy metal lead. If these chickens, ducks and fish are sent to the doping control station, all of them will be rejected by the drug test.You can only eat the meat produced and sold at the base, and you will be vegetarian for me when you go home! ! !
The national team returned to Beijing, and there was laughter again in the training hall.
Xiao Yu successfully lifted the ban, Boss Du was relieved, and a relaxed and gentle smile rarely appeared on the face of a black-faced god.As the training session draws to a close, Brother Biao temporarily changed the usual footwork and jumping training into a rope skipping competition.
Chen Jiong: "I'm the best at rope skipping! Mr. Jiongjiong can do 1 rope skipping in one minute, and 250 rope skipping in one minute!"
Xiao Yu: "Fuck you, you're standing in the training hall of our imposing national badminton team, and you're just doing single and double swings. We guys are also a group of national athletes after all!"
Teammates: "Little Feather, you want to dance?"
Xiao Yu: "Come on, come on, who will dance three times with Lord Xiao? Do you dare to compare? Do you dare to compare?!"
Jiongjiong, who had already set his pose, rolled down in a dispirited manner.He has good physical fitness, but his muscle coordination and flexibility are not good enough, and his whole body will cramp if he jumps too much.
Second Young Master Zhan, who was sitting lazily beside him, didn't even want to jump up to compare.A person like him who is over 1 meters tall will be exhausted after a few minutes of double swinging, let alone triple swinging. For a tall person, the arc of the rope skipping is also high, and the route suffers!
Xiao Yu proudly poked Cheng Hui with his finger: "Hey, Huihui, you don't dare to compare with me, are you afraid of losing to me before?"
Xiao Huihui kicked the little lamb onto the stage: "Baa, baa, come on! Compare that little chicken pretending to be a peacock!"
So Little Feather and Baa Baa Sheep crazily competed and danced three times in the training hall, and all the men and women in the audience howled to count the two.The skipping rope was flying up and down, and the rope circle was dancing tightly, and only the faces of the two people could be vaguely seen, holding their breath and turning into red, ripe and shiny nectarines, and the floor of the training hall was smashed by the two of them.
After three shakes and one belt, Cheng Hui dragged Tan Bing along.Xiao Binghua swung the skipping rope so that goosebumps all over her body, the two were too close to each other face to face, they could only pass their faces side by side and turn their eyes away, the curves of their bodies almost perfectly fit each other.
Xiao Yu over there still thinks that he is not close enough to Zhan Xiang.The height difference between the two people is too far, and it is too awkward to jump with a pair of swings. No matter who comes to swing the skipping rope, they have to give in to the other's height.Why are we so different from each other?If it wasn't for the scorching hot eyes all around, Xiao Yu would have liked to climb up on all fours like a monkey and hang himself on Xiangcao's neck.
Tang Xiaodong sat together with a few old team members, watching those little brats chattering around, a trace of loneliness inevitably flashed across his expression.
He couldn't jump rope, and his knees couldn't bear such violent bumps and jumps.It is very difficult for him to do the leg-lifting and step-stepping movements in the normal game now.The groin inflammation has just undergone surgery and is waiting for recovery, but the injury of knee synovitis has seriously affected the training, and it is difficult to persist in normal training sessions.
Zhan Xiang brought Xiao Yu back home happily, feeling very happy.In the eyes of others, it was like hugging a little brother, but he felt that this was obviously the feeling of going home with his little daughter-in-law in his arms.
Zhan's father sat firmly on the sofa, and asked with a smile, "Xiaoyu, did you win the championship this time? It's your and Xiaoxiang's second Super Championship title."
Xiao Yu scratched his head and smiled, "Hey, godfather, I'm lucky. Park Bong-joo and the others retired, so the championship is given to Brother Xiang and me for nothing!"
Zhan's father shook his head sullenly: "How can this be called a 'free gift', this is a reward for the two of you for a year of hard work!"
Xiao Yu nodded shyly, and kept laughing.
Zhan's father asked again: "I got the bonus, can I buy something I like?"
Xiao Yu broke his fingers and said with a sneer: "Hehe, I have never earned so much money before... Well, I will leave it to my mother and let her save it for me!"
The provincial team paid his national team members a salary of only 1 yuan a year.This year's Zhongyu Competition was lucky to win the championship. After eliminating all levels of checkpoints and exploitation by the tax bureau, Xiao Yu earned his first [-] yuan!
Zhan's father nodded and smiled and said, "Save it for you to marry yourself in the future?"
Xiao Yu sneakily smiled sweetly and glanced at Xiao Xiangzi, isn't that right, the wife Ben saved by the young master is going to live a happy life with Xiang's wife in the future!
Among the group of athletes who were initially tested together with Xiao Yu, he was indeed the only one with the pollutant clenbuterol in his body.
Girls usually pay attention to the maintenance of their body, especially afraid of getting fat.Originally, the body fat content of female athletes is much higher than that of male players, and a layer of soft meat with greasy residue will appear in places such as the stomach and thigh roots after a little exercise, so the female players in the team usually Neither eat pork.
Zhanxiang never eats pork, only lean beef and seafood.Although Cheng Hui doesn't have the ostentation of Zhan Er Shao, but this person is quite handsome, he likes to eat snacks and fruits, no matter when and where, his mouth is always chewing food, and the serious meals of three meals a day are not as good as him partner Tian Xiaorui.
The only foreign athletes tested that day were an Indonesian and a Malaysian who entered the men's singles final.People in these two countries believe in Islam.
So it was a coincidence that Xiao Yu was the only one who ate pork and was found to have clenbuterol.
Xiao Yu's appetite is not small.During the high-intensity competition, in order to restore physical strength and supplement nutrition, he eats a lot of meat every day. Pork, beef, sheep, chicken, duck and seafood are always available, especially braised pork. The thick sauce and sugar color are the most suitable for his heavy taste.
The new round of large-scale testing brought all participating athletes from Denmark, the Netherlands, and the United Kingdom, and of course, Korean players Kim Dong-sung and Li Junyong.
The South Korean team gathers around a table in the restaurant every day, eating iron grilled marinated pork and marinated beef.The bad consequence of eating barbecue is that the content of clenbuterol hydrochloride in the bodies of Xiao Chengcheng and Xiao Longlong is almost equal to Xiao Yu's data!
A phone call from Boss Zhan rejuvenated Xiao Yu, who was half dead.
Xiao Yu jumped out of the bed, grabbed Zhan Xiang's collar and shook it fiercely: "Brother Xiang, Brother Xiang, I was really wronged! I actually took the blame for Clenbuterol!"
Zhan Xiang patted his head: "Well, the fever is gone? You are really amazing."
Xiao Yu hummed disdainfully: "Who has a fever?"
Zhan Xiang sneered: "Who hugged me in the bathroom just now and wiped my tears? I was wronged, about to be suspended, crying like a girl, who is it?"
Xiao Yu said stubbornly: "Who wiped away the tears? Absolutely not! The little pig wiped the tears!"
His two eyes were still swollen like small cracked walnuts, and only now did he start to regret why he couldn't hold on at the critical moment, and cried in front of Xiao Xiangzi again.The consequence of becoming a family and having a wife is that she has cultivated herself to become more and more fragile, almost like a woman. When encountering any situation, she subconsciously wants to throw herself into Xiao Xiangzi's arms to seek spiritual comfort.
Even if you can't support yourself, there is always someone you can rely on.
Perhaps, the rationality of the mutual existence between husband and wife lies in this.
A relaxed and joyful smile appeared in Zhan Xiang's eyes after the haze suddenly dissipated, and he bit Xiao Yu's face: "Honey, don't you dare to eat pork in the future? Be good..."
Xiao Yu threw Zhan Xiang down, rode on him, stripped off Zhan Xiang's T-shirt with a speed of one second, then stripped himself naked with an efficiency of half a second, and proudly stood up to fight.
"I ate you first! You fat, white little pig...
"Look at how I ate you one bite, one bite, one bite today...
"I bite, I bite, I gnawed on you... umm... um..."
The two of them could not have imagined that the complete settlement of this matter was not so simple.
Xiao Yu was found to have exceeded the prohibited drug limit by himself, and it was only a matter of punishing him alone.A large number of athletes participating in the competition were found to have exceeded the prohibited drug limit. This is not a simple issue of issuing tickets to certain athletes. This incident has become one of the saddest and most difficult cases encountered by the International Badminton Federation in the 70 years since its establishment.
The athletes were obviously misinformed and should not be punished.What's more, the Badminton Federation and various sponsors are also unable to bear the loss caused by the simultaneous suspension of a large number of high-ranking athletes.Everyone has been suspended. Who will participate in this one-stop series, who will sell the tickets, and will anyone still watch the broadcast?
So, who will pay for this pile of contaminated pork?
Is this ticket going to be thrown at the member states hosting this event?This is a badminton superpower that has invested heavily in badminton for many years and fully supported the expansion of the International Badminton Federation. The hands, feet and hearts of the Badminton Federation officials are trembling!
When things really get serious, someone needs to be hugged back, wanting to cover up, conceal, cover up, ashamed to shake the most shameful truth in front of the public.
The source of the contamination has been found.The hotel responsible for the reception of this event violated the agreement signed in advance, and did not purchase meat and vegetables from the pollution-free ecological base as required.
Vegetables, melons, fruits and meat produced in an ecological base in the outskirts of the city are all specially supplied to the local municipal leaders on weekdays, not for ordinary people to eat.The "special pigs" raised in the secret ecological base are more delicate than ordinary humans: no antibiotics are added to the special-grade pigs during breeding, and high-quality Chinese herbal medicines are used to immunize live pigs; Take them out for a walk, exercise for two hours, learn Tai Chi, dance ballroom dancing, take a hot spring bath, shave and brush their hair; go to sleep on time every night, and play Schubert's serenade non-stop with surround sound in the single pig house, so that the pigs During the long process of fattening and waiting to be slaughtered, the pups always maintain physical and mental pleasure...
How expensive are the pigs raised by such aristocrats for their superior living!As a result, the "municipal special pigs" that should have been placed on the table of the participating athletes were secretly replaced by "civilian pigs" bought from the vegetable market at the back door of the hotel.
There are all kinds of additives mixed in the "civilian pigs", and those who know how to understand, how can our cutest athletes mistakenly eat that kind of dirty meat!
A group of national treasure-level Olympic gold medalists who were carefully raised in captivity were suspended for eating unclean pork. This kind of treatment is simply too sorry for the giant pandas!
The General Administration of Sports and the leaders of the Municipal Party Committee were caught in a fierce dispute, what to do, what to do, how to deal with such a crisis public relations?
Can this kind of thing be published in the newspaper, can it be made public?Isn’t this clearly telling all the pure, kind and innocent citizens that the pot of braised pork stewed on your stove may contain clenbuterol hydrochloride, which was banned by the state three years ago Chemical feed additives, eating too much heart deformity, universal birth control!
If only we Chinese players are recruited, it’s fine. It’s easy for our own people to appease internally, and if they fail to appease, they can be subdued.However, there are also several Korean and European players who were found to have clenbuterol. The ugly internal affairs have become Chiguoguo's external affairs.
The interests of all parties gathered at the negotiating table to discuss how to deal with this incredible doping incident.
City leaders hesitated.If the scandal of clenbuterol polluting the players' diet is revealed this time, not only will the city's image be damaged, and the leadership's achievements will be discredited, but it will also have a very negative impact on the local bid to host the next Olympic Games!
The General Administration of Sports is very indignant. We are a big Olympic gold medal sports country. Now that such a disgraceful thing happens, which country’s athletes will dare to set foot on our territory to participate in competitions, and who will dare to eat our country’s pork, beef, chicken, duck and fish? ?This incident not only directly affects the results of the men's doubles in this year's middle badminton competition, but will also cast an indelible shadow on a series of international sports events to be held in China in the future!
The IBF officials are crazy, the athletes are innocent, the most important thing now is how to deal with the results of the men's doubles event?The gold medal had already been awarded to South Korea's Jackie Chan combination on the spot, but it was too late to find out that Xiao Yu was innocent.Over there, the Pearl and Jade Heavenly King was attacked by public opinion for no reason, and had already returned home angrily, failing to make it to the finals—in other words, which one should this gold medal belong to?
The BOSS group, the sponsor of the China station, collectively shook their fists and shouted at the negotiation table, we demand justice, we demand a rematch, and we want to clear up the grievances of the athletes!I spent money not to see such a ridiculous ending!
The leadership figures present here have come to such a conclusion after discussion. In fact, if the original judgment on this matter is maintained, it will be the most compromised and acceptable result for all parties.The International Badminton Federation reported that Xiao Yu was found to be banned from drugs, and at the same time concealed the fact of the outbreak of clenbuterol.In this way, it is only Xiao Yu's personal loss. He was suspended for two years, and we can still maintain the honor and face of the entire country from being insulted and damaged.
Mr. Zhong, who came out to negotiate on behalf of the team, shook his head and objected. This is tantamount to causing our gold medal team to suffer eternal injustice. It will greatly damage the correct and perfect image of our national badminton male model team in front of the public, and we will lose fans. Support, will lose tens of millions of advertising sponsorship revenue every year!
And the representative exhibition boss of the BOSS group almost flipped the table on the spot in anger. This is simply your mother's decision!You actually want Xiao Yu to bear the consequences of all of you's negligence and incompetence. A 20-year-old innocent child will always bear the stain of taking illegal drugs on his resume, but he is wronged and innocent!You people only think about the seat under your ass, the face of local interests and the so-called "national honor"? !
The leaders expressed concern and regret that personal gains and losses should be based on collective interests and the overall situation. The athletes of the national team represent the country, so what does it matter if they sacrifice their personal interests for the honor of the country?This is actually part of the duties and responsibilities of the national team members...
The boss of Zhan retorted angrily, if the honor of the country is all these children endured humiliation and suffered injustice, it is not an honor, it is a fucking disgrace to the country, a national humiliation! ! !
Mr. Zhong was planning to find another solution in his heart, and discussed with the officials of the Badminton Federation. Since our Xiao Yu is innocent, can we pass our team's "appeal" and your people take advantage of the opportunity to admit that the urine sample was contaminated during the drug test? , to overturn the original test results, Xiao Yu was not guilty and the ban was lifted. Since then, neither party's interests will be harmed, everyone is happy!
BWF officials stared angrily, and cursed in their hearts in English, French, Indonesian and Malay languages, your mother is happy!In the end, it became us taking responsibility, we admitting mistakes?It is obvious that the pigs in your country have collectively taken stimulants!It's your pigs that are bad!
If the leaders don’t take the responsibility, the athletes will take the responsibility. If the athletes don’t take the responsibility, the IBF will take the responsibility.
Pigs are a vulnerable group, there is no negotiating representative to express their feelings, so the final conclusion is that pigs are not good.
The pigs are actually quite wronged.Clenbuterol is not what we want to eat. We are forced to inject stimulants in order to grow more lean meat faster and put it on the table of the people after slaughter.Why do you want to say that our pigs are not good?You guys are pigs, pig logic, a country where pig logic prevails, pig logic park!
Just one day later, CCTV's anti-counterfeit and anti-crime talk show mercilessly exposed this shocking news.
That day, the hostess who surrounded and pestered Xiao Yu at the entrance of the hotel revealed in a sharp voice: "According to the news report we got, there was a clenbuterol scandal in the just-concluded my country Badminton Super Tournament. Xiao Yu, a Chinese athlete whose clenbuterol exceeded the standard, actually ate 'problem pork' contaminated with clenbuterol!
"It's really easy to hide from an open gun, but hard to guard against a hidden arrow! After poisonous milk powder, poisonous bean sprouts, fake eggs, Sudan red and gutter oil, another big dish has been added to the table of our people - stimulant pork!"
The hostess, who is concerned about the country and the people, spoke in an extremely worried and painful tone: "Xiao Yu was wronged. He has a solid reason to face our reporter's camera and express his indignation and sadness confidently! His sports performance is the highest in the past year. In exchange for his blood, sweat and fighting spirit on the training field and competition field, he finally found the evidence to clear his innocence! Xiao Yu is lucky, he can appeal to the event organizer and the IBF to get his innocence , but what about us ordinary people, we have all eaten stimulant pork, who should we appeal to?!"
Boss Zhong and Boss Zhan are at the internal negotiating table. One is a good face and the other is a bad face. The strategic goals are the same. In short, the team and its personnel cannot suffer any losses. As for other losses, I don't care!
Therefore, as soon as Boss Zhan left the negotiating venue, he ordered his subordinates to call the CCTV anti-counterfeiting reporter and major sports media.Someone dares to wrong my two cubs, I will punish you first!
The truth came out, and public opinion was in an uproar.
Athletes from both China and South Korea are victims. Fans have criticized the organizers of the tournament and profiteers.
"Our little Feather was wronged!"
"A feather is a fighter for justice and the most perfect interpretation of the spirit of competitive sports!"
"Little Feather's appeal was successful, but what about ordinary people like us? Do we also need to go to the hospital as a group to check how many grams of clenbuterol hydrochloride is in each person's body!"
"No wonder our country is a country with Olympic gold medals, but not a country with mass sports! We eat stimulant pork, gutter oil, poisoned milk powder, poisoned bean sprouts, and Sudan red every day... Men in this country have long been turned into a group of kitchens The five grains in the garden do not distinguish between men, the sluggish men in the hall, and the infertile men in the bedroom, who can understand the collective sadness and sinking of men in this country!"
The foreign players who unfortunately won the bid collectively exclaimed: "Chinese pork is terrible! When you set foot on this land to participate in competitions in the future, you must not eat pork—what else can you eat in your country? "
A few days later, the badminton team received the latest notification from the International Badminton Federation that the prohibited substance in Xiao Yu's body was actually contaminated pork. The Badminton Federation revoked the charges against the Chinese players and exempted them from suspension.
At the same time, the rankings, bonuses and points obtained by the Yuxiang team in the China station competitions have also been lost and regained.
Once this resolution was announced, the only ones who were the most downcast and frustrated were the Koreans Xiao Chengcheng and Xiao Longlong, who seemed to have been treated like monkeys.The small champion card that I just got in my hand had to be handed back to the Chinese before it was warmed up in my pocket!
The leader in charge of culture and sports and the leader in charge of health in a certain city who made mistakes were both dismissed.Not long after, the leader in charge of style was transferred to take care of sanitation, and the person in charge of sanitation was transferred to take care of style.Where do you fall, and where do you get up again.
The leader of the Badminton General Administration, Shangfeng, was disgraced by this incident. Externally, he sent a letter of sincere apology to several members of the BWF. Internally, he issued a strict order: our athletes are not allowed to eat pork from now on!
Athletes from various teams in the General Administration compound complained: What should we do if we are not used to eating beef and mutton?
The leader said that they can only eat chicken and fish, and they are chicken and fish in the cafeteria of the compound. Athletes are not allowed to eat outside in the future!
Athletes wailing: no eating out?Our normal amateur entertainment life has been deprived!
The business of Haidilao Hot Pot City at the entrance of the General Administration has plummeted, and it is quickly facing bankruptcy and dissolution.
The athletes shouted: We go home during holidays and holidays, there is no cafeteria, how can we eat?Are we starving?
The leader replied: The chicken sold in the market contains banned hormones, and the fish contains heavy metal lead. If these chickens, ducks and fish are sent to the doping control station, all of them will be rejected by the drug test.You can only eat the meat produced and sold at the base, and you will be vegetarian for me when you go home! ! !
The national team returned to Beijing, and there was laughter again in the training hall.
Xiao Yu successfully lifted the ban, Boss Du was relieved, and a relaxed and gentle smile rarely appeared on the face of a black-faced god.As the training session draws to a close, Brother Biao temporarily changed the usual footwork and jumping training into a rope skipping competition.
Chen Jiong: "I'm the best at rope skipping! Mr. Jiongjiong can do 1 rope skipping in one minute, and 250 rope skipping in one minute!"
Xiao Yu: "Fuck you, you're standing in the training hall of our imposing national badminton team, and you're just doing single and double swings. We guys are also a group of national athletes after all!"
Teammates: "Little Feather, you want to dance?"
Xiao Yu: "Come on, come on, who will dance three times with Lord Xiao? Do you dare to compare? Do you dare to compare?!"
Jiongjiong, who had already set his pose, rolled down in a dispirited manner.He has good physical fitness, but his muscle coordination and flexibility are not good enough, and his whole body will cramp if he jumps too much.
Second Young Master Zhan, who was sitting lazily beside him, didn't even want to jump up to compare.A person like him who is over 1 meters tall will be exhausted after a few minutes of double swinging, let alone triple swinging. For a tall person, the arc of the rope skipping is also high, and the route suffers!
Xiao Yu proudly poked Cheng Hui with his finger: "Hey, Huihui, you don't dare to compare with me, are you afraid of losing to me before?"
Xiao Huihui kicked the little lamb onto the stage: "Baa, baa, come on! Compare that little chicken pretending to be a peacock!"
So Little Feather and Baa Baa Sheep crazily competed and danced three times in the training hall, and all the men and women in the audience howled to count the two.The skipping rope was flying up and down, and the rope circle was dancing tightly, and only the faces of the two people could be vaguely seen, holding their breath and turning into red, ripe and shiny nectarines, and the floor of the training hall was smashed by the two of them.
After three shakes and one belt, Cheng Hui dragged Tan Bing along.Xiao Binghua swung the skipping rope so that goosebumps all over her body, the two were too close to each other face to face, they could only pass their faces side by side and turn their eyes away, the curves of their bodies almost perfectly fit each other.
Xiao Yu over there still thinks that he is not close enough to Zhan Xiang.The height difference between the two people is too far, and it is too awkward to jump with a pair of swings. No matter who comes to swing the skipping rope, they have to give in to the other's height.Why are we so different from each other?If it wasn't for the scorching hot eyes all around, Xiao Yu would have liked to climb up on all fours like a monkey and hang himself on Xiangcao's neck.
Tang Xiaodong sat together with a few old team members, watching those little brats chattering around, a trace of loneliness inevitably flashed across his expression.
He couldn't jump rope, and his knees couldn't bear such violent bumps and jumps.It is very difficult for him to do the leg-lifting and step-stepping movements in the normal game now.The groin inflammation has just undergone surgery and is waiting for recovery, but the injury of knee synovitis has seriously affected the training, and it is difficult to persist in normal training sessions.
Zhan Xiang brought Xiao Yu back home happily, feeling very happy.In the eyes of others, it was like hugging a little brother, but he felt that this was obviously the feeling of going home with his little daughter-in-law in his arms.
Zhan's father sat firmly on the sofa, and asked with a smile, "Xiaoyu, did you win the championship this time? It's your and Xiaoxiang's second Super Championship title."
Xiao Yu scratched his head and smiled, "Hey, godfather, I'm lucky. Park Bong-joo and the others retired, so the championship is given to Brother Xiang and me for nothing!"
Zhan's father shook his head sullenly: "How can this be called a 'free gift', this is a reward for the two of you for a year of hard work!"
Xiao Yu nodded shyly, and kept laughing.
Zhan's father asked again: "I got the bonus, can I buy something I like?"
Xiao Yu broke his fingers and said with a sneer: "Hehe, I have never earned so much money before... Well, I will leave it to my mother and let her save it for me!"
The provincial team paid his national team members a salary of only 1 yuan a year.This year's Zhongyu Competition was lucky to win the championship. After eliminating all levels of checkpoints and exploitation by the tax bureau, Xiao Yu earned his first [-] yuan!
Zhan's father nodded and smiled and said, "Save it for you to marry yourself in the future?"
Xiao Yu sneakily smiled sweetly and glanced at Xiao Xiangzi, isn't that right, the wife Ben saved by the young master is going to live a happy life with Xiang's wife in the future!
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