General Hugh wants me to have a child: the pastoral life of a small four

The emperor sat in the main seat of the wedding hall, sitting with a few princes and nobles, sometimes chatting, sometimes toasting, but his eyes always turned to the sons who were toasting at each table inadvertently. If you look at it, the formulaic curvature of His Majesty's mouth has increased by more than ten degrees, and the formulaic indifference in his eyes is gradually dispelled by the smile, and he takes a few sips of the wine in the glass from time to time...

The general was wearing a wedding dress, walking among the guests at the table, although the brothers who followed him kept blocking the wine, but the general was still full of guests, his face was almost the same color as the wedding dress on his body , the guests refused to let go and kept pulling the groom's officer to fill the wine. The banquet started at noon, at noon, and did not end until about two hours later when the promise was brought to the fore. When the cake was served, it barely ended...

A group of Xiao Zhan's brothers poured Bai Yao's homemade hangover soup for the groom, and left him in the small hall of the palace to sober up. Everyone fanned each other.Feeding ice and water again, I was very busy, for the main event after dark, to make trouble in the bridal chamber...

Where's Xiao Si?When everyone was sobering up around His Highness, Xiao Si, the other protagonist, was sitting on the bed in the new house by himself, sorting out the jujubes and longan fruits on the bed, all bored?Originally, when Xiaosi first entered the room, she was still a little uneasy, not knowing when she would come back and make trouble in the bridal chamber!

Fortunately, it didn't take long before a few boys who gave Xiaosi food and food dispelled all of Xiaosi's apprehensions. The Xiaosi named Ke Er said that the banquet at Xitang would not be enough until the afternoon. It will be over, and the new house will not start until dark, this is the royal rule!

Cole also kindly told Xiao Si that if he was tired, he would take a short break, and when the groom's brothers came to make trouble in the bridal chamber, he would notify him in advance!After knowing all the steps clearly, Xiao Si didn't feel uneasy after that, and immediately became at ease, and ate some simple food in wedding clothes under the service of the servant.

Because Xitang was too busy, and the disappearances couldn't stay here anymore, Xiao Si naturally didn't care about whether to accompany or not to serve or not to serve, so she raised the corners of her mouth and thanked a few servants, and let them They all went elsewhere to help.

I started to hang around alone in the room again, the bored Xiaosi first stood up, looked at everything in the room, and then began to classify the goodies on the bed, but it didn't take long , Lying on the recliner in the room and fell asleep, the time passed by every minute and every second, when Xiaosi woke up, the fiery red sunset was already reflected on the window, Xiaosi felt that the time should be about the same, stretched Lazy, he sat up and went to the mirror and pulled the wrinkled wedding clothes on his body. A package fell out of his arms. Xiao Si took a closer look and saw that it was a medicine bag held in kraft paper. Xiao Si was stunned After a while, I squatted down to pick up the things, and after a careful look, I realized that this was the bag that my father gave him before getting on the sedan chair at noon today.

Xiao Si stood up and unpacked the kraft paper, and walked towards the bed. When Xiao Si sat down, he just opened the whole kraft paper package. A piece of letter paper the size of a palm slipped out of the paper package and fell onto the bed. Xiao Si was not in a hurry Going to look at the paper bag, he picked up the letter paper that fell on the bed. After looking closely, Xiao Si's face was flushed red. This letter was written by his father. It's true that Xiao Si recognized his father. The handwriting, the content of the letter is roughly as follows...

Xiao Si’s dad has never told you how to use Huai She. Now that the baby is five months old, you and Xiao Zhan can use it during the wedding ceremony today. In fact, Huai She Zi is used to expand the smooth birth canal, and there is no need to use it. It’s too frequent, but it needs to be used at least four times a month. Before each intercourse, let Xiao Zhan send it to the backyard for you, and you must keep the thing of Xiao Zhan in it, so that the bosom is useful. Remember, Remember...

Xiao Si spread out the palm-sized letter paper, silently thinking over the important words in the text message, "lubrication, birth canal, anus, Xiao Zhan, stay in it, the words used by Dad are very strict, Xiao Fourth, if you are not a fool, how can you not understand the meaning of Abba's letter if you have children.It turns out that Huai She is used in such a way, no wonder I asked several times, but my father and brother Jia Xin kept silent and avoided talking about it...

Xiao Si was blushing, holding the letter paper in one hand, and took out a bouquet from the paper bag in the other hand, and took a rough look at it. It was a black sphere with a slightly smooth surface. Xiao Si didn't know what the bosom was. What? But from a general point of view, this thing is not a refined medicine bowl, it should be the fruit on the tree or some other natural product!

Since Dad told me to use this thing, the heat on Xiao Si's face rose again. He lowered his head and looked at his stomach, wondering how to tell Xiao Zhan about this kind of thing, when suddenly a voice came from outside the door. There was a knock on the door, and Xiao Si was startled, while frantically wrapping up the paper bag, stuffing it under the quilt together with the letter paper, and asking, "Who is it?"

"It's me, madam!" There was a reply from outside the door.

Xiao Si heard that the voice seemed to be Cole, and asked, "Is it Cole?"

"It's Madam, it's Xiaonu! Madam and Lord, they are coming to make a wedding, you are ready to prepare!" Xiaosi hurriedly said thank you, Cole replied embarrassedly that it should be, and left.

As soon as Cole left, Xiao Si felt at a loss as to whether he should stand or sit. Xiao Si never liked to join in the fun. He only attended one wedding, which was the wedding of Xia Linsong and Jia Xin back then. Because Jia Xin was pregnant, everyone just sang a house poem for a while, and let them go after playing two small games. Xiao Si was very worried that it was her turn this time, whether she would have the preferential treatment for a pregnant woman. Think about Xiao Zhan's like Crazy brothers, Xiaosi shook his head helplessly...

Xiao Si was thinking about it, there were already disorderly footsteps and shouts coming from the door, and it didn't take long before they came, the voice of making room poems, and the voice of those five big and three rough men singing songs, it's really not flattering, Xiao Si Si wished they could stop singing halfway through the song. The gatekeeper at the door obviously had the same thoughts as Xiao Si, so he opened the door after singing once.

The bridegroom officer in wedding clothes was carried in by a few best men, Nuo Yan and Bai Yao followed into the new room, Nuo Yan winked at Xiao Si who was standing by the bed, and said loudly to everyone: "My lord is not awake!" It's a matter of personnel, let's go back today if this bridal chamber fails!"

Everyone screamed a few times and walked out of the new house one after another. When Nuo Yao and Bai Yao went out for the last time, they even helped Xiao Si close the door!

Xiaosi stood on the side, not knowing what to think, this group of people came and went in a hurry, so they all left all at once?Xiaosi raised her eyebrows, thinking that it would be better this way, she raised the corners of her mouth and walked to the side of the man who wanted to be drunk, sat on the bed and looked at the man's blushing face, muttering to herself, "This is How much did you drink, you're so drunk!"

Sighing lightly, since this guy is asleep, then there is no need to do that thing today. Thinking of this little four, he thought he would breathe a sigh of relief, but a sense of loneliness surged in his heart, and little four suddenly felt hot on his face , cursed himself inwardly, and after a long time raised his head to give to someone who was unconscious, then stood up to untie that person's belt, but the person opened his eyes and jumped up from the bed, He kept scratching his back with his hands, and screamed, "I'm dying! I'm dying!"

Xiao Si was startled by this sudden surprise, looking at Xiao Zhan's clear eyes, he suddenly remembered the strange look in Nuo Yan's eyes just now, so it was so.Xiaosi raised her eyebrows and stood beside the bed with her arms folded, looking at someone sitting on the bed with a paralyzed face.

Xiao Zhan turned his head to look at Xiao Si's face, which was a little cloudy and uncertain, and laughed dryly twice.

"What's going on?" Xiaosi said in an emotionless voice.

Xiao Zhan raised the corner of his mouth and got off the bed, walked to Xiao Si and said in a low voice, "Well, Xiao Si, I was afraid that you would be too tired, so I thought of this with Nuoyan and the others? Don't be angry!"

Xiao Si looked at Xiao Zhan's aggrieved face, it was really funny, so he burst out laughing.Seeing this, Xiao Zhan knew that he was being tricked, raised his eyebrows, and couldn't get up, so he could only let out a sigh of relief, and said weakly: "You are also tired today, let's rest earlier!"

Xiao Si stopped laughing, nodded, and the two started to undress, step by step according to the steps that Dad told yesterday, first take off the wedding clothes and then slippers to go to bed, Xiao Zhan got on the bed from the head of the bed, Xiao Si walked to the end of the bed, Xiao Zhan told Xiao Si to slow down and not use too much force.

Xiaosi nodded helplessly and said yes!

The two of them grabbed the quilt on the bed together, and threw Jigo, who was on the bed, to the ground in one breath. Everything on the quilt fell down, some rolled to the corner, and some hit the screen On the bed, on the reclining chair, there were two unidentified objects, which also fell off the bed. The larger one fell directly beside the bed, and the other slowly floated out.

When Xiao Si saw the little piece of paper floating from the bedside to the center of the floor, his heart skipped a beat and he wanted to run out of bed to pick it up.

Xiao Zhan obviously also found the piece of paper, and reached out his hand to stop Xiao Si, "There are dried fruits on the ground, don't drop them, I'll pick them up for you!" After saying that, he took a few steps and jumped off the bed, stepping on it with bare feet. On the nuts on the ground, I picked up the piece of paper, held it in front of my eyes, and saw that it was a letter. Xiao Zhan wanted to read it every time, but a few keywords got into his eyes, and Xiao Zhan took the paper seriously. read it again.

Xiao Si who was standing on the bed blushed immediately, and sat on the bed helplessly, with his head down, not daring to look at Xiao Zhan's expression, it was really embarrassing.The wine red on Xiao Zhan's face that hadn't faded after reading the letter became darker due to some emotion.

He raised his head and looked at Xiaosi on the bed, but when he was about to go to bed, he caught sight of the small paper bag on the ground beside the bed, so he walked over and picked it up, and climbed onto the bed with two things. Going to Xiao Si's side, looking at Xiao Si's red face, a certain part of his body began to grow a little bit, he pursed his lips and said, "Do you want to use it!"

Xiao Si lowered his head, with the slightest expectation in his heart, climbing up the vine of "must do", Xiao Si nodded almost subconsciously.

Seeing Xiao Si's agreement, Xiao Zhan's blood boiled immediately, but when he saw Xiao Si's stomach, he endured the surging blood in his heart, stretched out his hand and gently lifted Xiao Si's chin, hugged Xiao Si's lips, and gently Nibbled, and when he heard Xiao Si let out a soft moan, he let go of Xiao Si's lips, pushed open Xiao Si's closed white teeth with the tip of his tongue, and provoked at the sensitive place, but Xiao Si timidly hid , Xiao Zhan hugged Xiao Si's waist domineeringly, and pulled the person into his arms. Freedom was restrained and Xiao Si could only passively let someone make a difference.

Xiao Zhan's hand also began to walk on Xiao Si's body, his right hand reached into Xiao Si's underwear, stroked Xiao Si's unimaginable stomach over and over again, all the way up, and finally placed on Xiao Si's chest, Xiao Si On the bulge, hands gently stroked and rubbed around the areola... When the little cherry stood up, Xiaosi covered it with a soft snort, and the hands that were ignited everywhere shifted positions and covered another Cherry, repeating the same action, when the play was on the rise, the person in his arms suddenly twisted, probably because the posture was uncomfortable, Xiao Zhan thoughtfully let go of Xiao Si's lips, and put the panting person away. Flat on the bed!

Xiao Si looked at Xiao Zhan with hazy eyes, his whole body was limp and unable to exert any strength, his heart was bursting with excitement, that part of his body was congested with blood because of someone's actions just now, and that embarrassing place was also empty and uncomfortable, Xiao Si Not feeling like myself anymore.The experience of the last time he was drunk was not very clear, he didn't know how he felt that time, but this time Xiao Si could clearly feel every movement of Xiao Zhan, the shock brought to his body, and everything followed him for a moment With one action, you can immerse yourself in another world...

Xiao Zhan looked at Xiao Si fixedly, with a charming look after being emotional, an inexplicable heat surged in his body, Xiao Zhan stripped himself naked without hesitation, seeing Xiao Si still wearing his underwear, he suddenly felt It was an eyesore, so he took the initiative to serve Xiao Si, stretched out his hand to untie Xiao Si's belt, took off Xiao Si's top, and naturally did not turn over his underwear, although Xiao Si resisted a little when he took it off, but when Xiao Si When the evil reached out to grab the little thing on Xiao Si's lower body, Xiao Si covered it and let out a muffled groan, forgetting to resist!

Little Zhan and Big Bad Wolf watched with satisfaction, and the eyes of the naked little sheep gleamed with hunger.Xiao Si looked at Xiao Zhan like that, turned his face away and said sullenly: "Don't hurt me and the child!"

After Xiao Zhan heard this, the vicious light in his eyes dimmed a little, and he raised the corners of his lips and said evilly: "I know! Father gave me something, it will definitely not hurt you!" After saying that, he jumped off naked. bed.

Xiaosi felt the bed board move, and heard someone's footsteps, and couldn't help turning his head to look, a certain big bad wolf was standing naked, standing on the screen, digging something out of his own clothes!Xiao Si stared at Xiao Zhan's naked body for a while, at first he didn't think that he had seen too much in the modern bathroom, but gradually he was fascinated by the well-defined muscles on Xiao Zhan's body, so that Xiao Zhan turned around and walked towards him. He was still staring at his six-pack, but his gaze was slightly downward, and he exclaimed in astonishment. When he was so old, he heard Xiao Zhan tease Words will come to life quickly...

"Does my body look good?" Xiao Zhan looked at Xiao Si with a smirk.

Xiaosi's body turned red all of a sudden, he closed his eyes embarrassingly, and said sullenly: "I was looking at you, I saw a fly flying past!"

Xiao Zhan looked at Xiao Si's dead duck's most useful appearance, raised his eyebrows and raised the corners of his mouth helplessly, sat in the middle of the bed, next to Xiao Si's legs, opened a small bottle that he just took from his wedding clothes, and opened the cap , a strange fragrance instantly filled the room.

Xiao Si sniffed, opened his eyes and looked at the thing in Xiao Zhan's hand, "What is that?"

Xiao Zhan looked at Xiao Si and raised his eyebrows and said: "This is a good gift from my father!" He said and poured a little liquid from the bottle on his fingertips.

Xiao Si opened his eyes and looked suspiciously. The thing that Xiao Zhan said was crystal clear and very sticky. He had never seen anything like it before. At a loss, he yelled softly, the purpose of that thing vaguely appeared in his head...