General Hugh wants me to have a child: the pastoral life of a small four

The wind is sunny, the birds are singing happily on the branches, in the peaceful Xianwang Mansion, five little devils are lying on the window of Xiao Si's bedroom door, looking into the house, the oldest Song Yi and Song Xiao Six years old, Bai Xiya five and a half years old, Song Nuoer five years old, Nuo Shuier five years old...

The heights of the five little guys are uneven. The shortest, Nuoer, stepped on a stone, watching her father and two godfathers discussing something together. Little Nuoer tugged on the clothes of her eldest brother, making a childish voice. Whispered: "Big Brother, Second Brother, what are Dad and Godfather doing!"

Song Yi and Song Xiao put their hands to their mouths and hissed at the same time, explaining that Xiao Nuoer should not speak, Xiao Nuoer glanced at Xiao Shuishui and Yaya beside him, pouted and remained silent.

Song Yi and Song Xiao listened to the third brother's father's words sideways, and couldn't help frowning their small heads. Even after learning a lot, they still couldn't understand what their father said.

The two of them frowned and met eyes again, exchanged thoughts, dragged the three little cats under the window, and listened quietly to the movement inside...

Xiao Si stretched out his hand to pull Brother Laxiang, looked at the small blue and white bottle on the table with a red note on it, named Zui Chunxiang, and asked, "Does this medicine really work?"

Brother Xiang nodded, "Who am I? How can my medicine be useless? This drunken fragrance was developed by my father. Whether it is brother or those men who take it, they will feel weak and want to be penetrated. We must teach those three bastards a lesson today!"

Xiao Si glanced at Brother Xiang, then looked at the bottle of medicine in Brother Xiang's hand, hesitated for a while, but nodded, and decided to fight against the enemy, those three men were too much, it was only five years ago, and his stomach was so full. I haven't had much time, Xiao Nuo had Si'er again less than a year after he was born, Xiao Wu just finished the day now, Xiang Ge'er and Jiang Ge'er are almost the same as me, their stomachs just collapsed and they died soon after. He bulged, those three men treated them like pigs, and kept giving birth to them. Bai Yao also said that it was due to the effect of the medicine that the child-protecting pill would change his body, making him more likely to conceive, etc. Shit, that's an excuse, a naked excuse, if you don't teach them a lesson, you really can't swallow this breath...

Compared with the other two, Brother Jiang, who was relatively gentle, hesitated a little, and said with a smile: "It's better not to, they are embarrassed that we are brothers, and it is only natural for them to oppress us, how can we..."

Xiaosi and Brother Xiang raised their heads at the same time, staring at Brother Jiang, Brother Xiang said: "There is nothing wrong with Jiang'er. Compared with them, there is no other difference except that we can have children. , we have what they have..."

Xiao Si put his hand on Jiang Ge'er's shoulder, with a gloomy expression, "Jiang'er, you can't back down, are you willing to let promises weigh you down for the rest of your life!"

Brother Jiang looked at Xiao Si's gloomy face, lowered his head and murmured without the spirit of a son or daughter of the world, "Isn't this what should be done?"

Xiao Si and Brother Xiang looked at each other, then turned their heads speechlessly to see Brother Xiang, the two put their faces in front of Brother Xiang, their eyes fixed on Brother Xiang, Xiao Si opened his mouth, "Xiang Brother Now we're in the same boat..."

"Yes, we are now grasshoppers on the same rope. If you run away, there is no guarantee that the fox will not get the whole story out of your mouth. If you don't listen to me and Xiaosi," Brother Xiang said viciously. The corner of his mouth curled up, and he took it out from his pocket. Another blue and white porcelain vase dangled in front of Brother Xiang, "Do you know what this is?"

Jiang Ge'er shook his head in fear. For the first time, he felt that these two girlfriends were actually quite scary.

Brother Xiang raised his eyebrows, turned the side of the bottle with the red paper on it to Brother Jiang and said quietly: "This is called Bawangsan, and it's specially for men. Once you use this medicine, it won't leak all night." Ten times, eight times can't cure the medicine, Jiang Er, if you dare to shrink back, I will accidentally drop this medicine into that fox's bowl, hehe, guess what will happen to you?"

Brother Jiang trembled twice, but was still forced to go to Liangshan, "Okay, okay, whatever you want, just do whatever you want, I will try it too!"

Xiaosi and Brother Xiang glanced at each other, patted Brother Jiang on the shoulder in satisfaction and said in unison: "Is this good?" It feels really bad, he thinks there will be a catastrophe...

Little Si rushed to Brother Xiang and said, "Will Bai Yao find this thing?"

Brother Xiang shook his head, put the medicine bottle in his hand on the table, and said: "Of course not, who am I, I've been planning this for so long, of course he won't find out, these two medicines are colorless It's tasteless, and that bastard will never find out! Don't worry, don't worry!"

Seeing Brother Xiang's confident expression, Xiao Si felt a little uneasy in his heart, but he didn't take it seriously. He turned his head and glanced at Xiao Wu who was sleeping peacefully in the cradle, and said: " After a while, the servants will bring you iced fruit juice. After adding the ingredients, we will send them to the three of them. They shouldn’t come back suddenly!”

Xiao Si raised his head and looked at Brother Xiang, who touched his chin and said, "Probably not, ah Yao said that their old friends in the capital are coming today, and they won't be able to finish talking for a while. I also asked the servant Guard the door, and if someone comes, they will notify us in advance!"

Xiaosi nodded, and did the same. Brother Xiang watched Xiaosi and Jianggeer sit down, and followed suit. The three of them sat together and stared at the two bottles of medicine in a daze...

The five little guys outside the window, you look at me, I look at you, although no one knows what the three fathers are talking about, but they have the most ghost ideas, and the two oldest ones suddenly have the idea of ​​​​pranking, the two of them Muttered for a while, talked about the three little devils, muttered for a while, the three of them didn't understand, what the two elder brothers were thinking about, but the five of them always mixed together, the three younger ones had long been used to listening to the two. One brother, the two brothers said: "Go!"

The three obediently ran from the small window in the shade to the gate of the Bai family's Yaya, and then pretended to lie on the ground, Shui'er also sat down on the ground, Xiao Nuo'er looked at the emperor's grandfather two days ago The new clothes just arrived, and looked at the dirty soil on the ground, a little bit unbearable, frowned and thought for a while, then squatted down and simply lay on Yaya's body, Yaya let out an ouch, After shaking for a while, Xiao Nuo put his hands on the ground and grinned in pain, and began to shout aggrievedly, "Abba! Abba! Woooo, Abba!"

Seeing this, Shui'er also yelled, "Abba! Abba!"

Wuyuan innocent was treated as a backing Yaya, pouted, and listened to the two little brothers calling.

Not long after, the three fathers ran out. Seeing that the three dolls had fallen to the ground, they hurriedly helped up their own dolls and asked about it. Little did they know that two thieves slipped in through the back window and took the two spelling children. The note on the window changed its position, and when the fathers didn't find it, they quietly turned out the window.

The four-month-old Xiao Wu just woke up, seeing the two brothers jumping out of the window like a circus, staring at them for a while with round eyes, couldn't help giggling...

Fortunately, the fathers outside the door only cared about the baby in front of them, and didn't notice the milk baby in the room.

Xiao Nuo leaned on her father's arms and watched the two elder brothers tidy up, hurriedly put away the listless grievance, said a few words to Xiao Si, and took the other two little ghosts to play again.

Little Four and the three looked at each other, wondering why the three little guys reconciled so quickly this time, but all three of them were thinking about important things to do later, and they were not in the mood to care about the three little guys. Little Fanchang turned around and was about to enter the house. The servant took the iced juice that Second Brother Xia had sent away and sent it outside the courtyard. Going to the front hall, the prince, Lord Nuo, and Doctor Bai stood obediently and waited at the door. Xiao Si was afraid that the servants would be overwhelmed, so he didn't close the door when he entered the room. The three cleverly blocked Xiao Si's sight Brother Xiang told Xiao Si and Brother Jiang that Zui Chunfeng would transmit the medicinal properties through breathing. Seeing that both of them covered their noses, they opened the cork carefully. The three held their breaths and hurriedly put the bottle on Zui Chunfeng. I sprinkled half a bottle of the powder on the label into the jug for the juice.

Brother Xiang put the cork on the bottle, and the three of them dared to take a big breath.

Xiaosi took the juice jug and handed it to the young servant, and told the young servant to let the princes drink slowly in the hot weather, so as not to hurt the internal organs!

The boy nodded obediently, then turned and left with the pot in hand.

After seeing off Xiao Si, he turned around and returned to the room, fine sweat suddenly broke out on his forehead, Xiao Si fanned himself with his hands to cool himself down, watched three glasses of fruit juice poured out on the table, and reached out to take them, but his sleeves didn't know How did it get there? The medicine bottle with Bawangsan on it fell to the ground with a bang and shattered. When it touched the powder mist, the three of them lowered their heads at the same time to see that the powder mist collapsed as they inhaled. Crowded into the nose, "Ah Qiu!"

"Ah Qiu!"

"Ah Qiu!" The three of them sneezed at the same time, Xiaosi looked at the medicine bottle and hurriedly rushed to brother Xiang: "This medicine can also spread through the air!" I should not be able to bear it...

"Ah Qiu!" Brother Xiang sneezed again, shook his head and said to Xiaosi: "It's okay, this Bawangsan will not spread through breathing!"

Xiao Si and Jiang Ge'er both pressed their hearts, and the three of them took the dustpan and broom and swept up the fragments of the bottle and the medicine powder. The son spoke, but felt a pain in his heart, and lay down on the table with weakness all over.

Brother Xiang was startled, and quickly asked, "What's wrong with Xiaosi, I'm not feeling well!"

Xiao Si let out a muffled snort, his whole body began to feel hot, and he wanted to speak but couldn't.

Brother Xiang looked at Xiao Si like that, anxiously stretched out his hand to feel Xiao Si's pulse, his heart sank, and said: "Didn't Xiao Si tell you not to inhale too quickly just now, you are intoxicated by Chunxiang, Jiang Er Hurry up and ask Xiaosi to call the prince, just say that Xiaosi is not feeling well, hurry up! Go!"

Brother Jiang stood up after hearing this, walked quickly to the door and called Xiaosi who was guarding the door to find the prince, turned around and wanted to care for Xiaosi, but for some reason, he also slumped on the chair all over the room.Xiang'er was cold for a while, and just about to say a few words to the two of them, she fell down involuntarily...

When the three men rushed over, the three people in the room were flushed, gasping for breath, lying limply on the table, Xiao Zhan and Nuo Yan hurriedly pushed Bai Yao out, Bai Yao was speechless after taking the pulse. Looking at the two brothers, Xiaozhan and Nuoyan Aifu hugged their husband Ying earnestly and yelled at Bai Yao what happened to them. Bai Yao stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head, saying, "It's the spring medicine!"

Xiao Zhan and Nuo Yan were shocked, Nuo Yan bowed his head in deep thought and remained silent, Xiao Zhan asked angrily, "Isn't there no outsiders in this palace? How could the three of them know how to take spring medicine!"

"Well, I don't know either!" Bai Yao grabbed his husband's pulse and said to his two buddies, "This spring medicine is very powerful. The longer it lasts, the more it suffers. I'll take Xiang'er back first, and you, too So what!" After saying that, she hugged her husband and ran away...

Seeing Bai Yao running away in a hurry, Nuo Yan knew that the spring medicine was very dangerous, and hurriedly picked up her husband Yun to leave, when Nuo Yan went out the door, a hurried boy ran in at the door, "The lord is not good, is not good, General Bi, he is going crazy in the hall!"

Xiao Zhan raised his eyebrows coldly, hugged Xiao Si who was hot all over, and said impatiently: "What's the matter, didn't you feel good just now?"

Hearing the prince's furious voice, the servant knelt down on the ground with a plop, and said in a trembling voice: "Return to the prince, I don't know what happened to General Bi, the prince lost his normality as soon as his front foot left the prince. The lieutenant general was subdued, and Dr. Li in the mansion looked at it, and said yes, said yes..."

"Tell me what it is!" Xiao Zhan yelled angrily holding Xiao Si who was already delirious.

The servant said tremblingly: "Back to the lord, Dr. Li said that General Bi has been poisoned by a very strong spring drug, and only by intercourse... can the drug be cured. General, let the lord pay attention!"

Xiao Zhan looked at Xiao Si who was pulling his clothes in his arms and screaming hot, his thoughts were completely confused, and he shouted at the boy: "Send Bi Sheng to the hut in the mountain. No one in the house can detoxify him. Then Qing Jing let him stand up slowly! Get out, didn't you see that Madam is not feeling well?"

The servant backed out trembling all over, and Xiao Zhan hugged Xiao Si, who kept tearing his clothes, onto the bed and put down the bed curtain...

The three rooms in the royal mansion closed their doors to thank guests in broad daylight, and a blushing voice could be heard from a long distance They couldn't get out of bed for a few days, but they didn't know that besides themselves, they also harmed another person, not two people...

Xiaosi and the three of them didn't keep secrets for long. After the Dongchuang incident, the three of them naturally suffered a great punishment. After crying all night, the three wives spent five days behind closed doors, and after two months of not leaving the house, there was good news from the palace, isn't it? Three joys, four joys...