Rebirth Alien Conquest

...But I learned idioms very well, and the idioms of earthlings are very difficult to learn.

Gu Cuican patted Jill, "I think you're pretty handsome too, don't just watch but don't play with it, you should test it too."

Jill thought it was reasonable, so he took out a universe coin, put it into the coin inlet of the test machine, and then stood within the test range specified by the machine.

I only heard the gigantic machine running mechanically for a while, and the electronic light curtain changed slightly, but the output data did not change.

"What's going on, the data hasn't changed." Jill was confused.

"Is the machine broken?" Gu Cuican stepped forward and patted the test machine body twice. (She often deals with the old TV at home in this way, and develops a habit)

Thinking that the rough treatment of the earthlings played a spur role, the electronic sound finally sounded mechanically:

“测试等级：A级，排名不变。客户30826与客户30817并列No.1，客户30809保持No.2不变。”

Gu Cuichan was taken aback: "So we are the same."

Jill scratched her head and smirked: "Yes."

Here Jill and Gu Cuichan are testing the appearance level, and have long forgotten about monitoring King Osa and Gu Xingchen (Jill is definitely being corrupted, this honest boy), while Riverat is still doing his duty to monitor Looking at King Donido, he bent his body and shrunk behind the shelf. The Earth Mother next to him farted, and his face immediately became pale from suffocation.

Hearing through the communicator that Jill had completely forgotten about business and was playing with some kind of appearance testing machine, Riverat went berserk immediately, roaring inwardly:

"You bastards—!!!"

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"Test level: A+, refresh the ranking, customer 30832 ranks first, ranking: No.1. Customer 30826 and customer 30817 tied for No.2, customer 30809 retreated to No.3." Another mechanical sound.

The earth people in the supermarket are boiling again.

This time it was no longer a curious look around, but a cynical and unwilling discussion:

"Damn it, are these people playing on the leaderboard? Are they human?"

"At first, I also thought they were people from Earth, but now... I think I've been shaken. It's impossible for people on Earth to be so boring."

"These damn good-looking guys! I'm jealous!" (Roaring body F female)

Just as the people on Earth guessed, it was really not the people on Earth who refreshed the ranking this time, but the Osa people who are an alien race.

In front of an appearance testing machine, Riverat stood with the corners of his mouth twitching. He was the one who refreshed the data just now. (Because he was unwilling to allow others to rest, he could only smell the vicious gas, so he also came to test after the violence)

Jill and Gu Cuican standing behind him: ...

Donido District.

A resting room exclusively used by King Donido.

The test machine at the door refreshed the ranking again, and Kahn showed surprise on his face, and said to Roy on the sofa: "Today is really lively, the ranking of the test machine has been refreshing, and it just reached A+, which is considered remarkable in the Galaxy Appearance."

Roy didn't even raise his head, just said indifferently: "It's just an A+, don't worry about it."

Kahn said with a smile: "Since Queen Elu was tested for the highest level of appearance in S+, His Highness has not paid much attention to the ranking of the appearance testing machine, because you know that there is no one in this world who is more beautiful than Queen Elu."

Roy didn't answer, because he remembered that Ailu refused his invitation to have dinner with him yesterday, which made him feel very depressed.

"When will your sound control force field equipment be recreated?" He couldn't wait any longer. He had to decide the outcome with Yusuo as soon as possible. If he didn't defeat Yusuo, he couldn't get Elle.

With a sly smile on Kahn's face, he said, "Quickly."

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The humanoid intelligent robot in Emido District is very confused today, because the earth guests here seem to have a crooked neck disease, turning their heads while walking, and I don’t know what they are peeking at.

As a responsible robot that also shoulders medical responsibilities, it decided to treat these earth guests one by one for their crooked necks.So, a moment later, the innocent males of the earth began to scream with sweetness one after another.

It was too noisy in the back, Gu Xingchen looked back in confusion, and said to Yousuo: "The robot here is also responsible for massage and massage for customers?" Just massage, neck correction)

You Suo also looked confused: "I don't know, there was no such service before."

There is a heater in Cosmic Starlight, which is undoubtedly a good thing for Gu Xingchen who is afraid of the cold, but it is a pain for Yousuo. He has already taken off his upper body sweater and is only wearing a white shirt underneath.But even so, his high temperature still steamed him into sweat, staining a large area of ​​his shirt, as if he had been dripping water. (His sexy appearance has attracted many earth females, but King Osa must have rejected them all)

Gu Xingchen was bent over to study Emidot's new smoke eliminator. His own coat was also taken off due to the heat, and the sleeves were casually rolled up on his arms, revealing his fair and delicate skin without any cover. Very eye-catching.

Yousuo froze for a moment, his pure black pupils seemed to flash red light, his breathing became obviously heavier, and a wild impulse to change back into a cat-like form continued to surge.

Not daring to look any further, Yusuo hurriedly turned his gaze away, thinking at the same time: He should go back quickly after buying the smoke eliminator, he should go into a liquid freezer for a night in this state, if he hurts the stars, he will not alright.

Gu Xingchen looked down for the price tag of the smoke eliminator, and looked around the machine before seeing the price displayed on the electronic light curtain above it.

67200.00...is the universe currency, how much is it converted into RMB, and the exchange rate seems to be... Gu Xingchen roughly calculated the number for himself.

Gu Xingchen: It’s so expensive >_<ah, it’s better not to buy it, anyway, domestic range hoods can also be used. (I started saving money for my husband before I got married——)

Gu Xingchen is just a standard shabby bourgeois, he has never touched a few banknotes since he was so old, and he sweats and panics when he takes a few more hundred-yuan banknotes with the initials of Mao in his hand.

Although You Suo is very rich, but it is also his hard earned money, Gu Xingchen feels that it is a bit unreasonable for him to spend money without doing anything. (Son, he really doesn't work hard, he has subordinates who can squeeze him)

Gu Xingchen was struggling, and Yusuo had already paid the payment, and discussed with the courier machinery specialist of Universe Starlight about the delivery of the smoke eliminator.

Gu Xingchen was immediately embarrassed.

"What do you want, there is everything here, is there anything you like." Yusuo asked gently.

Gu Xingchen shook his head, "No." >o<It's fine now!

Although Gu Xingchen made it clear that he didn't need anything, Yusuo showed a pity that he really wanted to buy something for him. In order not to disappoint Yousuo, Gu Xingchen casually pointed to the cheapest appearance testing machine next to him, Said: "Then let's do this, it seems to be very fun, let's go too."

24

24. Appearance is not important...

“测试等级：S级。刷新排名。客户30845，升至No.1。客户30832退后一名，位居第二。原客户30826与客户30817并列No.3。”

A mechanical sound without any emotion.

The crowd fell silent.

Because of the emergence of an overwhelming existence, the simple earthlings could not digest this fact in front of them for a while.

Moments later, the crowd erupted instantly.

"Is it S-rank? Is it really S? I'm not mistaken, I must have heard it wrong!"

"If it's not the machine, it's my eardrums."

"I can't believe it, what kind of characters are gathered in this cosmic starlight, each one is more terrifying..."

There are people who have doubts about this mechanical sound, but are already more inclined to accept it.

"I heard that Biska's Queen Elu has the highest test score so far, and she has reached the highest S+ level."

"That's right, Queen Elu is the most perfect, how could anyone surpass her."

"That's right, even though it's S-level, it's not that it's not surpassed His Royal Highness Ai Lu, it's nothing, it's nothing..."

There are also people who have "sour grapes" because they cannot digest this fact, and subconsciously choose to move out of what they think is a more perfect existence, so as to give themselves psychological comfort.

Emido District.

Before the test machine.

Riverat: "Why do I have an ominous premonition? I definitely know this person. The chill on my back and the goosebumps all over my body tell me so."

Jill: "Captain, you just want to say it's His Highness, ha, ha ha..."

Gu Cuican thought to himself: "How did their highness treat them? Why does it sound so disgusting?"

Donido District.

In Donido's personal lounge.

Kahn: "The ranking has been refreshed again, it turned out to be S rank."

Roy: "..."

Kahn: "Your Highness, could this person be?"

Roy: "The number of people in the galaxy who can achieve S-level appearance can be counted on one hand... You guessed it right, I think we have met acquaintances."

Kahn: "It really is King Osa."

Roy: "It's a pity that this is my place, and your sound control force field has not been fully restored. He is lucky today, let him go first."

Although he said to let King Osa go, King Donido is obviously not in such a good mood that he will not cause any trouble for him. As long as it is something that can make King Osa feel embarrassed, even if it just makes him feel a little bit unhappy, King Donido was more than happy to do it.

Who told King Osa not to rob him, but to rob him of women. (He wishfully thought that Yusso seduced Ailu, so