Rebirth Alien Conquest

. (He wishfully thought that Yusuo seduced Ailu, so Ailu didn't like him)

Roy walked to the appearance testing machine in the Donido area, flipped his right hand lightly as if conjuring, and a beautiful jumping fireworks flashed on his palm immediately.

Light and fire flashed, and a universe coin slowly took shape and emerged, and finally landed safely in his palm. (The Doni people pay attention to gorgeousness in everything they do. In Earth language, they are flamboyant in everything they do)

The cosmic coins were thrown into the testing machine, and the machine was running again. Two seconds later, a mechanical sound sounded emotionlessly again:

"Test level: S+ level, top level. Client 30852 set a new ranking record and jumped to No.1. Client 30845's S level dropped to No.2."

Here Yousuo is changing Gu Xingchen’s change at the robot in charge of currency exchange (he only has a black card and big bills, and the only change he had before was used by him to demonstrate to Gu Xingchen how to use the appearance testing machine) , Hearing that the test machine not far away refreshed the ranking again, Yusuo was slightly taken aback, then raised his head, vaguely thinking of something.

As soon as he tested S-level, someone immediately tested a higher-level S+ to suppress him. No matter how you look at it, there is suspicion of deliberately suppressing him.If it's just an ordinary normal level, it's the highest level of the test machine.

The Ossa people have always had a lot of enemies, but they can be so blatantly provocative, and their appearance value is too high, except King Yosso of Donido, I really can't think of anyone. (Queen Elle, who is also an S+, is on tour today, and it is impossible to come to the universe starlight. Yousuo first ruled her out)

Yusuo took the change from the little robot speechlessly, quickly put the matter behind him, and walked to his spouse with a smile that was completely unaffected.

At the same time, the people on Earth in the supermarket went crazy. They ran around, searching the starlight in the universe to find the figure of the galactic idol——Queen Elle. (People on Earth think that S+ is the queen of Elle, so they are all excited)

"This person is really powerful, and I can't compare you to Yousuo." Gu Xingchen said, thinking about it, he felt inappropriate, and it seemed to hurt Yousuo's self-esteem too much, so he added: "Even if you are an almighty man, there are times when you lose." , You Suo, don’t be too sad.” Failure is the mother of success ==

It was fine if he didn't say that, but when he said that, Yusuo was hit directly, and his cocked tail swished down.

"In terms of combat effectiveness, I am definitely the top S+, he is the one who loses, and I win every battle we have." The spouse actually praised other men in front of him, and King Osa felt a sense of crisis.

"Actually, appearance is not that important..."

Gu Xingchen is embarrassing.

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Coming out of the cosmic starlight, the sky began to snow again.

The temperature on You Suo's body finally receded a little, and fell to the acceptable temperature range of normal people. He straightened the hat that almost covered most of his cheeks with Gu Xingchen's head on his face, and looked at him with sweaty palms and rapid heartbeat. With dark pupils and cheeks that were slightly red from the cold, Yusuo suppressed the growing restlessness in his body, and said softly: "I didn't expect that there would be a problem with the system of the testing machine, but it's a pity that I couldn't let you test it too. .”

He considered whether to directly buy a test machine with a complete system and send it to his spouse's home next time, but after thinking about it, appearance level doesn't really matter to him, his spouse is so cute, he likes him so much, what else does he need? Superficial technology to confirm.

Gu Xingchen pulled the hat and scarf that Yousuo had tidied up to his cheeks again, lowered his head and whispered, "This is good." If you don't block it, there will be perverts coming >0

Yousuo followed him fondly to cover his face, put his arms around his waist gently, and let him lean against him.

Hugged by Yusuo, Gu Xingchen didn't notice it, but thought as he walked, the machine of the aliens seems to be very unreliable. Does the smoke suppressor that Yusuo bought have quality problems? It is old. Dear.

In the starlight of the universe at this time.

Donido District.

Kahn stared blankly at the appearance testing machine whose system had been completely paralyzed, his wrinkled old cheeks were completely unbelievable.

Behind him was Roy who came up, and asked in a deep voice, "Paralyzed? What's the reason?"

"Excluding man-made sabotage, there are only two possibilities for the paralysis of testing opportunities. One is that there are too many people testing online, and the testing machine cannot withstand the pressure, resulting in a system crash."

"another?"

"Extreme appearance values ​​appear, beyond the testing range of the testing machine, the testing machine automatically shuts down the system forcibly, and enters the data reorganization state by default."

Roy frowned, remained silent for two seconds, and said coldly: "It can't be the second type. This king doesn't believe that there are people in the galaxy who are more perfect than Ailu."

King Donido has already acquiesced that the reason for the paralysis of the test machine system is the first hypothesis. Although Kahn felt that something was wrong, he could only think so. He turned on the debugging system of the test machine in front of him, and in the light curtain in the sky Quickly modifying the data, performing system debugging and recovery, said while operating:

"Although it is an appearance testing machine, this testing machine does not only test facial appearance, but also complex data such as skin, blood, bones, meridians, etc. All the depth factors that affect the appearance will be photographed by the testing machine for detailed inspection. Analyzing, distinguishing grades, high-grade appearance is of course highly appreciative in appearance, but the deeper meaning lies in cultivating the next generation's aptitude."

Roy rested his forehead and sat back on the sofa behind him, "Of course this king knows, this is also the reason why I am eager to pursue Elle. Donido's royal family has already begun to degenerate a few generations ago, and my current cell regeneration ability has already disappeared. Far inferior to the father, if we don’t find a concubine who is suitable for nurturing an heir to change the genes of the royal family, we donido..."

After a pause, he continued: "In the final analysis, what is the difference between our Donido and the dying Osa? Is it true that warlike races are the unknown existences in the universe..."

A sigh.

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"Xingchen, I feel so uncomfortable..."

You Suo fell suddenly, and even Gu Xingchen who was in his arms also fell down.

Even though he was about to lose consciousness, Yusuo still forcibly maintained his consciousness, let himself lie down, and Gu Xingchen fell on top of him.

"Yusuo!!" Gu Xingchen got up to pat Yousuo.

Yousuo seemed to be asleep. Gu Xingchen patted him hard a few times but there was no response. Just when Gu Xingchen was anxious to call for an ambulance, the man lying on the ground suddenly twisted strangely.

The air vibrates slightly, and there is a slight sound of bone deformation: cluck... cluck...

The wild body with faint black fur slowly tore through the human clothes and pants made of earth, and gradually broke free.

In the blink of an eye, Yusso, who was still in human form just now, has turned into a big black cat.

The black cat regained consciousness, looked at the sluggish Gu Xingchen, and opened his mouth slowly, what he said was not human words, but a sound:

"Meow."

Gu Xingchen fell to the ground.

25

25. Absolute BT...

Because of the extremely boiling appearance rating ranking competition in the universe starlight, the appearance testing machine set off a big "appearance" craze on the earth. Showing "appearance ratings" has become the favorite thing for young people nowadays. Ask a question "What's your appearance level" is much more fashionable than traditional greetings such as "what did you eat today" and "what's the weather like today".Many earth face control also expressed that they have finally found a reliable support, and they don't need to worry about choosing a spouse in the future...

An anonymous person who is said to have personally experienced the cosmic starlight appearance ranking competition published a blog post on the Internet titled "On the Truth of the Cosmic Starlight Appearance Ranking Competition", in which he described in detail the ranking competition. The whole process, down to the details of the customer number and customer level every time the ranking is refreshed, the blogger said that this ranking competition is very likely just a means for Cosmic Starlight to hype itself, and the extremely passionate competition for ranking is actually just The purpose of the gunmen they invited was to attract ignorant earthlings.Cosmic Starlight, as a "noble supermarket" that has just come to Earth to develop, it still does not have a stable source of customers. This kind of hype can undoubtedly make it famous to the greatest extent...

This blog post had more than [-] million hits that day, and there were countless comments below the blog post. Many people who claimed to have experienced this ranking battle said that they very much agreed with the blogger’s idea, but in the end the appearance testing machine system failed It doesn't quite match the blogger's "conspiracy theory" guess, because if it's hype, why let your own machine malfunction, this is undoubtedly discrediting alien technology.

The supporters of "conspiracy theory" accounted for the majority, and only a few weak voices said: Maybe this competition for ranking is real, and the system will be paralyzed in the end because there are values ​​that cannot be tested by the appearance machine, so the machine exploded... Of course, these "weak" remarks were naturally laughed at by supporters of the "conspiracy theory".

What is a "boom", it is the most unreliable product that comes and goes quickly.

Although the appearance rating test has set off a wave of enthusiasm, it runs counter to the human nature that promotes "inner beauty". "Judging people by their appearance is the best thing to lose." It is undoubtedly superficial to judge the quality of a person's ability based on appearance.In addition, the appearance testing machine itself is only a one-time consumption object, and it can only be used for chatting after meals and entertainment.

The existence of various reasons makes the appearance testing machine, which is absolutely enough to become the greatest invention of the year in terms of technology alone, doomed to exist only like a roadside photo sticker.People find it novel, but they don't take it seriously. (Indeed, there are trendy companies that add the item of "appearance level" when hiring employees, although it was later complained by the applicants that it violated the spirit of humanity.