Rebirth Alien Conquest

After discussing the topic of "what is a condom", I finally returned to the topic and started a three-hour "coitus/tail rules" analysis meeting.

Three Ossa cats, under the winter sun, raised their cat faces, blowing the cold wind, and fluttering cat whiskers, and kept saying all kinds of things from their mouths without cat shame, which would make people on the earth blush and put them on the Internet. Erotic words that will be blocked. (Erogue: sex/love)

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Gu Xingchen grew up to be 22 years old, and he never knew that he was such a timid and tangled person.

Even in the terrible ten years to come, he never did this. In the face of the terrible Elaladors, he dared to drag the limp Gu Cuichan to escape desperately. He was very brave, but now he was timid because he wanted to take a bath for Yusuo .

I stood at the door of the bathroom for half an hour, but in the end I still knocked my head on the frosted glass door.

>_<Ah~~ What happened to him~~

Since King Osa in cat form is unable to bathe himself, this honorable task naturally falls to him. (Mainly because Gu's father works night shift and has no time, Gu's mother said it doesn't matter, King Osa refuses, Gu Cuican is the eldest daughter, of course it is impossible), plus Livrat and the others disappeared as if they had made an appointment (actually it was King Osa threatened them: 100 years of wages will be deducted if they dare to disturb them), Gu Xingchen didn't even have a chance to shake his head.

Obviously not yet ready for XXOO with King Osa, Gu Xingchen was so entangled, shaking back and forth at the door of the bathroom, while mentally thinking richly:

Do you want to go in? Do you want to? Yusuo is in estrus now. He might be thrown down and attacked if he goes in. He shouldn’t be treated like this by a cat >_

If Yusso is still human, maybe he can still accept it, so he doesn’t have to be so afraid... Uh, what is he thinking, even if Yusso is human, he is still a man/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~! !

Gu Xingchen was overwhelmed by his thoughts, and squatted on the ground speechlessly while holding the glass door.

The author has something to say: Thank you sdyouhunshuijing for throwing mine again yesterday, (*^__^*) hee hee

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Considering that the princess’s body is too weak, and that King Osa is also an inexperienced super virgin, the members of the king’s direct guards, such as Riverat and Jill, communicated with the elders’ home on Osa Ben through a communication device. After detailed discussions, it was decided that King Osa would temporarily live in the home of the future princess.

Because King Osa is experiencing the first estrus period in his life, the special physical problems of the royal family have greatly reduced his combat ability, his body control ability has also weakened, he cannot normally transform into an intelligent body, and his language ability has been directly lost (say I can’t talk, so I subconsciously imitate the fat cat of the Gu family and call "meow" to attract my spouse), and living in the home of an inconspicuous earth person has become the best policy at present:

On the one hand, it can protect the blood of the Osa royal family without attracting the attention of other alien races; on the other hand, it can also develop a relationship with the future princess by relying on "being close to the water and getting the moon first". It will be even better if the estrus/estrus period.

Thinking of this, Livrat stuck out his tongue and laughed: [It is the greatest decision I have ever made in my life to let this wayward highness live in the princess's house. With the princess here, he must not think of us, so I have a vacation Going back to see Alia, hahaha. ] (Alia: his spouse)

Jill looked at her captain enviously: [It's great to have a spouse, what should I do if I have a vacation. 】

Riverat: [You can take this time to find your spouse. 】

Jill, nervous: [Find, find a spouse, subordinates haven't considered this issue yet...]

Riverrat: [It's time for you to find a spouse too. I heard that people on Earth have a method of choosing a spouse called "competition to recruit relatives". This is actually very close to the way we Osa people choose a spouse. If you need it, I can apply Royal funds hold one for you. 】

Jill, touched: [Captain, you are too kind to me TAT]

After all, he is a solid comrade-in-arms who has worked together for many years. Livrat is still very concerned about helping his subordinates find spouses. He drafted a funding application report on the same day, and then submitted it to King Osa who lives in the princess's house. approval.

The approval of the report was very fast. A black cat’s paw was completely printed on the paper report sent by particle decomposition. It could be seen that the ink was still fresh, and the pattern of the meat pad was very clear. Rivelat’s face was... black at that time .

According to the usual practice, the application report was sent back to Planet Osa by the space jumping device, and the approval from the Elder's House was also very fast: Captain Riverat, please don't make such wicked jokes, all applications for funds must be signed and approved by His Highness himself, you The paws you press don't count.

Riverrat: ! ! !

Due to various reasons, the plan to find a spouse for the vice-captain Jill had to be put on hold this time.Riverat blamed himself for this, and the person who should have been sad had no choice but to comfort him instead.

Jill: 【Captain, don't blame yourself. In fact, I'm not in a hurry to find a spouse right now. After all, His Highness's affairs should be the first priority. It's the same when I look for a spouse in the future. 】

Riverrat: [TAT, don't do this, I will blame myself even more. 】

Jill: [Haha...Captain, you...]

Livrat and Jill, who held the idea that "King Osa will never think of them if he has a spouse", both felt that they should take a vacation, were obviously deeply wrong. King Osa not only thought of them, but also missed them very much.

The three black cats squatted again to the roof of the Gu family's new apartment building that was fully restored in just one day using the latest construction technology.

The cats face each other, their eyes wide open.

In spiritual communication.

Yusso: What is the mating/tailing method of the people on Earth, is it the same as our Osa people? (The high temperature has receded, so far everything is normal except for the inability to transform back into a human form and the weakened combat ability)

Jill: This subordinate doesn't know either, but then again, how do we Ossa copulate?

Yuso: This...

Jill: ==It turns out that you don’t know, Your Highness...

Riverrat: Two idiot virgins.

What is called a warlike race, that is, it takes joy in fighting, and its bones itch every day if it does not start a war. It makes troubles in the universe all day long, making all alien races frightened by the news, but no one can control their powerful existence.

As the king of the warlike Osa race, Yuso was obsessed with fighting (finding people to fight every day) until he met his earthly spouse, Gu Xingchen. His paranoid hobby made him never think about copulation/tail Problem, now sadly completely without any copulation/tail knowledge.

If you don't know how to copulate/tail, naturally you don't know how to start.If you don't have the knowledge of mating/tailing, naturally you don't dare to take it lightly, because it will hurt your spouse.

That's why Yosso summoned Riverat and Jill.

Jill: I heard that people on Earth will bind a magical transparent object to the copulation/tail organ when they have sex.

Yusso: Oh my god, that's really scary. That part is more fragile than our tail. Is it really okay to tie it up?

At the same time, I thought: won’t Xingchen treat him so cruelly, but if he insists, he certainly won’t refuse. The Ossa’s ability to bear pain is first-rate, even for the extremely sensitive copulation/tail organs.

Riverrat, pussy face twitching: That's a condom, you two give me enough.

Then, after the three of them had a quick discussion on the topic of "what is a condom", they finally turned back to the topic and started a three-hour "coitus/tail rules" analysis meeting.

Three Ossa cats, under the winter sun, raised their cat faces, blowing the cold wind, and fluttering cat whiskers, and kept saying all kinds of things from their mouths without cat shame, which would make people on the earth blush and put them on the Internet. Erotic words that will be blocked. (Erogue: sex/love)

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Gu Xingchen grew up to be 22 years old, and he never knew that he was such a timid and tangled person.

Even in the terrible ten years to come, he never did this. In the face of the terrible Elaladors, he dared to drag the limp Gu Cuichan to escape desperately. He was very brave, but now he was timid because he wanted to take a bath for Yusuo .

I stood at the door of the bathroom for half an hour, but in the end I still knocked my head on the frosted glass door.

>_<Ah~~ What happened to him~~

Since King Osa in cat form is unable to bathe himself, this honorable task naturally falls to him. (Mainly because Gu's father works night shift and has no time, Gu's mother said it doesn't matter, King Osa refuses, Gu Cuican is the eldest daughter, of course it is impossible), plus Livrat and the others disappeared as if they had made an appointment (actually it was King Osa threatened them: 100 years of wages will be deducted if they dare to disturb them), Gu Xingchen didn't even have a chance to shake his head.

Obviously not yet ready for XXOO with King Osa, Gu Xingchen was so entangled, shaking back and forth at the door of the bathroom, while mentally thinking richly:

Do you want to go in? Do you want to? Yusuo is in estrus now. He might be thrown down and attacked if he goes in. He shouldn’t be treated like this by a cat >_

If Yusso is still human, maybe he can still accept it, so he doesn’t have to be so afraid... Uh, what is he thinking, even if Yusso is human, he is still a man/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~! !

Gu Xingchen was overwhelmed by his thoughts, and squatted on the ground speechlessly while holding the glass door.

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27. Incommunicable minds...

Gu Xingchen finally retracted his tortoise shell, he did not