Rebirth Alien Conquest

After the test, he said he had a way.

Gu Xingchen 囧, thought to himself, you wouldn't grab a bunch of professional cartoonists to help me, that would be too wasteful.

However, King Osa was obviously not as exaggerated as Gu Xingchen thought. He thought in a more practical way. He asked his subordinates to send a bunch of human supper and snacks.

A few female editors who stayed in the office to work overtime originally stayed up late with an empty stomach, and almost drool when they saw all kinds of delicious food. Xing Chen edited the unfinished manuscript.

What does it mean to have more people and more power? This is how to call more people and more power. Gu Xingchen thought that the manuscripts that were useless were neatly folded in front of him in a short while, and he didn't need to exert any effort.

Gu Xingchen stood stupidly, with no expression on his face, but his heart was already pumping with joy.

Gu Xingchen pushed You Suo, and laughed: "You are so handsome."

You Suo, seriously: "I know what handsome means, and what is handsome (⊙v⊙)?"

Gu Xingchen: "It's super handsome><."

The manga was finished, and then a group of people gathered together for supper. At this moment, Gu Xingchen began to feel depressed, because his editor, Chen Tao, came back at some point and saw everyone sitting around having a big meal. Dazed, then a female colleague beckoned him over to eat together, and he didn't refuse, just nodded and sat down directly.

Why let this kind of person eat and drink for free? He obviously didn't do anything, and Gu Xingchen felt unbalanced.Thinking about it again, the person who bought these foods was Yusuo, and it was Yusuo’s money that was spent, and the meat was a pain. (Too good at saving money for my husband)

Gu Xingchen couldn't think about it anymore, so he hit Yusuo's back with his head.A wooden fish head knocked on him regularly, Yusuo turned around and asked with a smile, "What's wrong?"

Gu Xingchen pouted: "My heart aches =. ="

A group of people sat together and chatted, of course. Seeing that Gu Xingchen and Yousuo were getting close, several female editors whispered to each other and laughed. In fact, one of the bright and cheerful people said directly, "Teacher Tutu, this handsome guy treats you very well." Okay, we are so envious." (Already knew that Gu Xingchen is the Doomsday Rabbit, so he got the nickname)

Gu Xingchen chuckled, and just about to say something modestly, a cold snort suddenly sounded out.

Adding a cold snort to an excited conversation is really against harmony, and the effect is absolutely no less than a pot of mouse feces in a pot of porridge. Chen Tao's cold snort directly brought the heated up acquaintance atmosphere back to a rigid state, and the whole office was extremely embarrassed for a while. .

"Who is he?" King Osa turned to his spouse.

Gu Xingchen took a bite of the hamburger bitterly, and said sullenly in his heart: People who bully me.

Gu Xingchen didn't tell Yusuo about being bullied by Chen Tao, definitely not because he was kind or too magnanimous, but because he felt that Yusuo was so powerful that he might beat Chen Tao to death with one punch, although he hated Chen Tao , but it is not enough to hate him to that point, it is better to say goodbye if someone dies.

But Gu Xingchen felt unwilling to do nothing. He was bullied for nothing, and in the end he gave that person a big meal to feed him, and he even groaned to make himself angry. People depressed.

Unable to vent his anger, Gu Xingchen could only hold himself back and bite his hamburger sullenly.

Gu Xingchen’s anger ended at Yusuo’s private conversation with him. King Osa bit his ear and coaxed him softly: “Don’t be angry, I asked Jill to put our Osa in his drink. Sa's laxative."

Gu Xingchen choked on a mouthful of hamburger meat, and then... laughed (^o^)/~~

Gu Xingchen gave You Suo a thumbs up: "Great job."

You Suo smiled: "You will avenge me."

Gu Xingchen:><shame

With an IQ like King Osa, how could he not be aware that his spouse disliked the man on the opposite side of the earth, and when he thought of the wet eyelashes of him sitting there alone and saying that his butt hurts, at that moment, King Osa almost He was so distressed that he wanted to wipe out those who bullied him from this world.

But he had already promised his spouse not to hurt the people on Earth. After some consideration, King Osa resolutely chose a very compromise way of revenge, using pranks that people on Earth could bear to bully those who bullied his spouse.

Facts have proved that there is a clear gap between what the Osa people can understand and what people on Earth can bear.Because Chen Tao ran the WC all night, even after the sun rose in the morning, his diarrhea still didn't improve.In the end, he had no choice but to dial 120.

The winter nights in City B are always very windy, and sometimes there is sand. Gu Xingchen was just outside when a gust of cold wind blew his cheeks pale, his hands and feet became stiff, and he almost fell down.Fortunately, You Suo who was next to him quickly reached out to circle him and pulled him into his arms.

When Yusso ordered Jill to drive the aircraft over, he also took off his coat and put it on for his spouse.

Gu Xingchen blushed, feeling a little embarrassed, and whispered, "Aren't you cold?" He was so kind to him...

Gu Xingchen's face was very red, and his tender skin was flushed, as if it would break if he blown on it, the tip of his nose and lips were slightly red and swollen from the cold, the light reflected from the street lamp, his eyes were extremely black and bright.

Yousuo was taken aback for a moment, then stretched out his arms to wrap around Gu Xingchen's waist, brought him closer to him, and said in a low voice, "Osa people are not afraid of the cold."

Then she held the back of his head with one hand and kissed him very affectionately.

Very long kiss.

There is only silence around, and the sound of the beating heart hammering.

As the breath became hotter and hotter, and the long kiss gradually became lustful, Yusuo's body changed significantly, through the clothes Gu Xingchen could feel a hard part under Yousuo clearly and distinctly pressing against him, and his face instantly changed into a tomato.

"Yusuo, Yousuo..." Gu Xingchen grabbed Yousuo's arm in panic.

Yusuo didn't speak, but his reaction became stronger, as if it could burn people.

Gu Xingchen shrunk his body and backed away, but his waist was held down by big hands, and he couldn't move half a distance away.

"Xingchen, I want..." He wants it every day.

"Today... not today..." Gu Xingchen blushed and buried his head very low.

Yusuo looked at his spouse in confusion: "Why?" He wants it, and it's best to do it every day.

Gu Xingchen wanted to cry but had no tears, so he wanted to hide his head in Yusuo's clothes:

/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ He is really ashamed to say that the reason he doesn't want to do it is actually because he is wearing ugly long johns today.

Gu Xingchen, who doesn't care much about appearance, actually wants to make a good impression in front of King Osa.

So, Osa King, who was thinking about having sex with his spouse, finally looked forward to a chance to have close contact with him, and was buried on the long johns, which Papa Gu specially put on his son.

The morning newspapers in City B have always been boring, and Dad Gu saw another boring report this morning:

Due to excessive diarrhea, a young man in this city finally chose to call 120 in pain. After going to the hospital, his diarrhea condition has not improved. The doctor in the hospital now suspects that his physical disorder is caused by eating alien diarrhea products. , although this chronic diarrhea symptom is not life-threatening, it is an extreme torture for the young man...

Pa Gu shook his head and made a brief comment on the news: "The laxatives for aliens are just different."

Gu Xingchen took a bite of the hot poached egg, glanced at the newspaper in Papa Gu's hand, and muttered, "I don't know if Yousuo is serious or not."

■

Something happened to Gu Cuichan, and she was dumped by her CEO boyfriend.

It happened so suddenly. Before seeing their daughter (sister) crying into a rotten peach, the Gu family only thought she was joking.

Regarding Gu Cuichan, the president's boyfriend, Gu's father and mother had never paid attention to it. It's not that they didn't want to, but that the president's son-in-law was so arrogant that he didn't look down on their Gu family at all.

No, they have been dating their daughter for a few months without even coming over to meet their elders, and they are completely walking to two extremes with the alien son-in-law who can't wait to visit them every day and live directly in their house.

"I've always said he has a problem." Papa Gu shook his head and sighed. There is no son-in-law who refuses to visit his father-in-law's house. Think about King Osa, who is too polite, and compare this proud son-in-law who has never met before. Sigh or sigh.

Gu's mother has always been ruthless when she speaks, so she immediately pulled Gu Cuican's ears and scolded: "Cry for me! You found this person yourself, and you deserve to be dumped now. I told you from the beginning that the president is unreliable! You have to date him!" , it’s all right now! It’s disgusting!”

Gu Ma's ears were pulled hard, Gu Cuican screamed in pain, and the tears that had just stopped rolled out again.

"Cry, cry, cry! You know how to cry! When you cry, will there be a man for you!"

"mom--!"

"Why don't you learn from your brother, and find someone reliable when you find someone. You must have lost your head when you saw someone rich and powerful!"

Gu Cuican hugged her head, and was also a little annoyed, and said back at the top of her throat: "Mom, you know brother! He is right in everything, and I am wrong in everything I do! He is reliable when he finds rich people, and I find rich people What you want is vanity! Why do you say that about me!"

"Yo, you still know how to talk back! You girl is really going to piss me off, see if I don't beat you to death today!"

Gu's mother rolled up her sleeves, rushing forward to make it real, but now Gu's father and Gu Xingchen, who were standing on the sidelines, were also calm and incompetent, and hurried up to persuade her.

Gu's mother, who was so angry that her eyes were red, dragged Gu's father back to the room to comfort him, while Gu Cuican continued to cry in the living room. The table was full of papers from her crying, with snot and tears everywhere.

My younger sister cried all day until she turned into a rotten peach, she still looks beautiful like usual, Gu Xingchen, who is a brother, is also a little bit angry, and he will continue to cry