He Shen
Chapter 65 Shanbao's 3rd victory...
After dinner, Shanbao moved to Fukang'an's room to help him copy the rules of discipleship.
In other words, Shanbao originally wanted to learn Qianlong's fonts for future flattery, but he failed to do so.However, he wrote Fukang'an's handwriting very well. It is said that his predecessor often helped Fukang'an with homework. This body still has memory, so it is not difficult to imitate.
The two of them have been busy until late at night before they can even write a good one. They get mixed up together, and they can't tell the truth from the fake.
Fukangan stretched his waist, twisted his neck and said, "Hungry, are you hungry?"
"A little bit, why don't we go to the kitchen and see if there is something to eat."
The moonlight was excellent, there were guards patrolling the courtyard, and there were people guarding the kitchen door, but they had never seen these people during the day, Shanbao didn't ask much, Fukang'an knew these people, and was not stopped.
There is always a stove eye in the kitchen with a brass kettle warming it. By moonlight, Shanbao lights up the fire and lights the lamp.
There are live shrimp and fish in the water basin, fresh bamboo shoots, tomatoes, small greens, fresh mushrooms and some seasonal vegetables in the bamboo basket, and then look at the large celadon bowl on the table with half a bare duck, ham and bacon, and steamed rice There are a lot of leftovers in the barrel.
The emperor's small kitchen is not ordinary. Shanbao clicked his tongue twice, and it was rich enough outside the palace. I don't know how it was transported?I thought it was really like eating bran swallowed vegetables like in "Kangxi Weifu Private Interview".
"Why don't you even have a piece of dim sum left?" Fukang'an looked around for food, rummaging through pots and pans, but found nothing edible.
"Let me make fried rice with shrimp and ham."
"Shanbao, do you know how to cook?"
"Simple is fine."
As he said, he rolled up his sleeves, washed the vegetables first, cut out shredded ham, diced mushrooms, shredded bamboo shoots, shredded ginger, and chopped scallions, then took out the leftover rice, pressed and stirred to separate the rice grains.
"We can't eat these."
"Stupid, brothers outside the night watch, on duty in the cold wind, do more, if someone is hungry for a while, it can be used to fill their stomachs. It's not troublesome. No one will eat these rice tomorrow, we will eat it if we eat it." Save waste and spoil things." Shanbao fished out more than half a catty of live shrimp with a small gauze net, and sat on the horse to peel the shrimp shells.
He has always done things neatly, and the smell of rice came out from time to time, and he gave Fukang'an a wink, Fukang'an went to the door to ask, a guard came in, and smiled, "Thank you, Shanbao, I still think about our brothers."
"It's a matter of convenience." Shanbao filled three bowls, and the three of them were hungry, so they didn't talk much, the guard wiped his mouth after eating, and then changed another one to come in for supper.
After Shanbao finished eating, he put the bowls on the table, let the cook clean up tomorrow, and took Fukang'an back to his room to rest.
When the two of them arrived in the courtyard, the moon reached mid-day, Huaguang was cold and hazy, and the coolness was blowing, which was very comfortable.Shanbao laughed softly, "If you're full, you won't be sleepy anymore."
"Do you want to sit in the courtyard for a while?"
"Can I go to the roof?"
Fukang'an smiled, grabbed Shanbao's waist, and jumped to take him to the roof. Shanbao sat down firmly before returning to God, "I can also martial arts, why should you hug me?"
"Didn't you forget?" Fukang'an laughed softly, "Shanbao, the food you cook tastes very good."
Shanbao lay back on the roof, folded his hands behind his head, looked at the bright moon and lone star in the sky, and said with a smile, "Stop complimenting me, you eat the chef's food every day, are you telling the truth?"
"Shanbao, are you sober all the time?"
"Well, when I just woke up in the morning, I would be dazed for three seconds." Shanbao crossed his legs and talked nonsense with Fukang'an, "So, if you want the ecstasy soup, it will be useful if you drink it in time."
"It's really good." Fukang'an leaned close to Shanbao's ear and said softly.
Shanbao smiled and touched his ears, "Well, you have successfully poured the ecstasy soup. I will make it for you next time."
The wind was cool, and the ears were cold, but Shanbao's hands were hot. Fukang'an's heart beat faster, and his mouth was dry. "The food is good, and the people are good."
"Have you eaten honey today?"
Fu Kang'an wanted to tell Shanbao what he had to say, but before he could open his mouth, he heard the wind in his ears, and hurriedly sat up, Shanbao also sat up, and saw a strange black-clothed guard standing in front of Fu Kang'an.
Fukang'an narrowed his eyes, and asked with a smile, "Jin Da, what's the matter?"
"I have something to do, I want to trouble Shanbao." Jin Dawen said in a voice, "Fukang'an, Shanbao, there is a message from the master for supper, I am worried, the only snacks were taken away by Miss Yan Ziwei after dinner, this At this time, the restaurants outside are closed, and there is nowhere to buy it."
Shanbao already understood the purpose of Jin Da's visit, "I have limited skills, can I do it?"
Don't blame Qianlong if he doesn't like it, and then flatter the horse's hoof, it's not good to be self-defeating.
"Okay." Jin Da listened to Shanbao's words, and the leader relaxed, "Your fried rice is delicious. Thanks to your skill, Miss Ziwei is with Miss Yan after all. It's late at night, so it's not good." to bother."
Returning to the kitchen, Shanbao ventilated the stove and asked, "Is there any fried rice left?"
Embarrassment flashed across Jin Da's face, "It's over." The last bowl went into his stomach.
It's not good to ask the emperor to eat leftovers, it's disrespectful.Shanbao said, "It's okay, just steam two bowls of chicken cakes."
Fukang'an had already developed his eyesight, so he scooped out the water for washing vegetables, and Shanbao asked Jin Da, "Well, let's make four dishes and one soup, stuffed tofu with eggplant, shrimp with tomato sauce, fried shredded duck with fresh bamboo shoots, and shredded mushrooms. Xin, how about some tomato and egg soup?"
"Okay, let's do this. Just hurry up, the master is waiting there." Looking at Fu Kang'an, "Master Fu is also here."
"Don't worry, these are simple dishes, and they won't be slow to cook. Let's prepare the food boxes first."
Qianlong was angry in the middle of the night, Master Fu persuaded and persuaded, Qianlong finally showed a smile on his face.Hehe, in fact, his anger has dissipated a long time ago, but it's rare that Xiao Chun'er obediently accompanied him in such a soft voice, and allowed him to touch and pinch...
The guard brought the supper and put it on the table. Qianlong cleaned his hands, sat down and saw that there were four dishes and one soup. After a taste, it didn't look like Ziwei's craftsmanship. He asked with a smile, "Where did it come from? I bought it outside Is it?"
"If you go back to the master, we just forgot to bring the cook this time. This place is not busy, and the restaurant has been open for a while. It's a coincidence. Fukang'an and Shanbao are probably hungry at night, and they are cooking in the kitchen." Jin Standing on one side with big hands hanging down, he said with a smile, "The servant asked them to help."
Qianlong pulled Fu Heng to sit down, "Fu Kang'an can cook? It would be nice if he knows which side of the kitchen door is open."
"It was Shanbao who did it."
Qianlong smiled, "It seems that the book has been copied, maybe I'm afraid I won't be in the mood to eat. Is the light still on at the young master's place?"
"Yes."
Shanbao's cooking is light, and he uses vegetable oil. Qianlong pays attention to health preservation, and said with a smile, "Not only is the book well read, but the dishes are also good, and the chicken cakes are not too old or tender, just right. Time is too tight, do you want to steam the rice quickly?" , he is smart."
The guard dared not hide it, "Master, forgive me."
"It doesn't matter, since you come out, you can't pay too much attention to it." Qianlong thought about Shanbao's behavior, and said to Fu Heng, "The upper hall and the lower kitchen, if Shanbao is a girl, I will definitely point him to Fukang. Ann is the first wife."
Fu Heng sternly said, "Shanbao is a courtier after all, and the master must be cautious when speaking. It would be chilling for him to hear it."
"There are no outsiders, so don't tell the outside world." Glancing at Jin Da, "Let people know, I'll take it as you who said it."
Jin Da was speechless.
Ziwei and the others were all in the fifth elder brother's room, helping the fifth elder brother to copy books under the lamp, and talking at the same time.
Little Swallow helped to pour tea, take snacks and cut candle flowers.
Ziwei uncovered a written discipleship rule and put it aside, sighed, "You used to say that Shanbao is great, but I didn't realize that he was so insidious at dinner today, he lured the little swallow into the pit with every sentence, Let's keep our mouths shut."
Falcon paused his pen and snorted, "That's not too light. You've only seen how much he is capable of? Little Yanzi, you should be more careful when you speak in the future, especially with Shanbao. It’s best not to talk to him, he will be caught by him if you don’t know what to say, and it will be blamed on Fifth Brother.”
Little Swallow bit her lip, stomped her feet and said, "Why is he so bad? I thought he was kind at first, what a bad guy! I was babbling a lot, but I didn't understand a word, so I was punished by the master." scold!"
"That's why I told you to stay away from him." The fifth elder brother looked up at the little Yanzi, the tenderness in his eyes could melt people into spring water, and the little Yanzi's face gradually turned red.Brother Fifth smiled, shook his head and sighed, "He is like a mad dog, he will jump up and bite you at any time."
I have to say that Little Yanzi has a talent for being funny and coaxing people, or because of Qianlong's guilt towards Xia Yuhe, he is quite conniving towards Little Yanzi.
In the morning, I was coaxed into laughter by the little swallow Ziwei Wenyiwu.
A group of people tidied up and saluted, those who got in the car got in the car, those who rode horses rode horses, and watched Little Swallow and the five elder brothers fight against injustice all the way, punish corrupt officials, and then help others sell their bodies to bury their fathers.
Unexpectedly, the little girl named Cailian, after the burial of her father, insisted on relying on the fifth elder brother. She refused to leave even if she died. I was worried, so I had to take Cailian temporarily, ride a ride together, and walk with everyone.
Shanbao almost didn't laugh out loud. Ali Gon was sharp-eyed and asked, "Shanbao, what are you laughing at?"
"Suddenly thought of a joke." Seeing Feng Shenger and Fu Kang'an were looking at him, Shanbao smiled, "The road is boring, let's have fun together."
Then Shanbao started telling jokes one after another, until everyone was so happy that they almost fell to the ground.
Inside the carriage, Little Swallow sees Fifth Elder Brother riding with Cailian from the car window, she is already jealous, she is not in the mood to make Qianlong happy.Ziwei complained in her heart that the fifth elder brother was ignorant and her smile was far-fetched. Hearing the laughter outside, Qianlong felt more and more that Little Yanzi and the others were wrong, as if there was something wrong.
Ask a question, but Little Swallow refuses to say anything, Ziwei finds excuses, Qianlong is unhappy, I care about you with good intentions, and I don't know good and bad things.When you are Xiaochun'er, you dare to show face in front of me!
Qianlong poked his head out of the window, saw Buyan Dalai beside the car, and asked with a smile, "Buyan, what are you talking about, so happy? Tell me so that the master will be happy too."
Buyan Darai was still trembling and laughing, "Master, it's Shanbao telling a joke."
Qianlong's eyes narrowed into a line, thoughtful.Fu Heng immediately answered, "Shanbao, why don't you go and sit with the master in the car." Otherwise he will come out.
"No need, the weather is fine today, I'm tired of sitting in the car, just come out to get some air. Well, there are not many horses, Chunhe, let's take a ride together." As soon as the voice fell, the hooligan was about to go out of the mountain.
Fu Heng just wanted to say that it was against the rules, but Qianlong opened the door before the car stopped, and showed off his beautiful lightness skill. He landed on the back of Fu Heng's horse in an extremely chic posture, and took advantage of the opportunity to grab Master Fu's waist. Unfathomable.
Shanbao was dumbfounded, and finally believed that it was absolutely possible for Qianlong to be emperor for another 30 years.
Qianlong even stretched lazily, and Shanbao looked like a fool, and asked with a lazy smile, "What's the matter, the master is still waiting to hear your jokes."
Shanbao was full of admiration, and said honestly, "Master's kung fu is so handsome."
Qianlong said bluntly, "Better than you."
Shanbao continued to tell jokes in front to make everyone happy, while Xiao Yanzi and the fifth elder brother and others in the back were gloomy and jealous, and there was a sharp contrast for a while, even if he was as dull as Buyan Dalai, he secretly asked his brother at night, "What's wrong with them, young master? "
Having nothing to do with himself, Feng Sheng replied, "Who knows?"
At dinner, Qianlong wiped his oil for a long time and was in a particularly good mood, he said with a warm smile, "Yongqi, last time Fubo, the princess of the Borzigit family, this time Ama will give you a good one. "The implication is, let's forget about this filial piety woman. With so many people looking at her, it's hard to take her back to the palace. Let's bear with it for now.
Little Swallow didn't even feel like eating, and had no appetite for a table full of good dishes.
Qianlong was in high spirits, "In two days' time it will be Chunhe's birthday, but it's a pity that I can't celebrate you outside the palace."
Fu Heng hurriedly said, "My lord, don't praise your slaves anymore, it's just adding teeth, so there's no need to celebrate."
"Chunhe." Qianlong held Master Fu's hand generously and said earnestly, "Since you were eight years old and I married your sister, I have never forgotten your birthday. Only 20 years of the Junggar rebellion, You are leading the army outside, and you will miss it once."
Qianlong's fingertips gently stroked Master Fu's palm, recalling the past to a table of people, "Chunhe, do you still remember the first birthday present I gave you?"
Fu Heng wanted to knock Qianlong's head open with a stick to see what the nerves inside were made of. He held it with his left hand, and Fu Heng picked up a chopstick and put it in Qianlong's bowl. Let's eat, the weather is still cold, don't wait for the dishes to cool down."
Qianlong knew that he was restrained, so he didn't make it difficult for him. He opened his chopsticks with a smile and said, "Yes, let's eat too. Fukang'an, the day after tomorrow is your Ama's birthday. You have a way to celebrate in your heart."
Fukangan thought for a while and said, "This town is very simple, and there are no troupes or anything."
Shanbao kicked him under the table, bad idea, travel in low clothes, hire a shit troupe, I just think the rebellious party can't find it.After receiving Fukang'an's words, he said, "Master, I have an idea. Let's make a lot of delicious food the day after tomorrow. Then, everyone will sit around and beat the drums to pass the flowers. Whoever spreads the flowers will make a show and give it to Uncle Fu." Birthday ceremony. Military generals can dance swords and tell jokes, and literati can play a flute, compose a poem, or play a piano. You can also discuss with several people and perform together. If someone’s program is not good, we can still Set up punishment items."
Qianlong listened amusedly, "That's a good idea, Chunhe, what do you think?"
"How does this work?"_
"Why can't you afford it? I can afford it." Qianlong smiled and comforted him, "Just accept it. Shanbao, let's talk about the punishment item."
A flash of inspiration flashed in Shanbao's head, and he blurted out, "Like women and dance!"
Ali Gun took a sip of wine, wiped his sleeves, and asked with a smile, "Shanbao, the show is not good, what should I do, dance, is it a sex dance? What is a sex dance?"
Shanbao wished he could slap both of himself, covered his face with his hands, and said in shame, "I, I made a slip of the tongue, you can correct it, how about learning the cry of a frog?" I, I am actually a decent person.
Buyandala raised his eyebrows and smirked, "Xiao Shanbaoer, do you still know Yanwu?"
Shanbao pouted, and hurriedly held the pot to pour wine for Buyandalai, and smiled apologetically, "Brother Abu, a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue."
Qianlong laughed, "I usually look at you as an honest boy, um, let's change it to a bar. Shanbao, if your show is not good, you will cry like a frog."
"Master, does this count as bullying?"
Qianlong smiled and said, "Well, I value you." Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the fifth elder brother who was out of his mind, and Qianlong handed over the task to Shanbao with a smile, "In this way, if you make friends with Fukang'an, you will be with Fukang'an. Let's prepare Chunhe's birthday banquet together."
Shanbao naturally accepts when he sees a good deal.
Little Swallow couldn't even eat a single grain of rice, and everyone talked about Fu Heng's birthday in a lively manner. Qianlong took the lead, who dared not give face, except for the fifth elder brother, who didn't say a word.
What kind of person Qianlong was, I just didn't realize it.
In other words, Shanbao originally wanted to learn Qianlong's fonts for future flattery, but he failed to do so.However, he wrote Fukang'an's handwriting very well. It is said that his predecessor often helped Fukang'an with homework. This body still has memory, so it is not difficult to imitate.
The two of them have been busy until late at night before they can even write a good one. They get mixed up together, and they can't tell the truth from the fake.
Fukangan stretched his waist, twisted his neck and said, "Hungry, are you hungry?"
"A little bit, why don't we go to the kitchen and see if there is something to eat."
The moonlight was excellent, there were guards patrolling the courtyard, and there were people guarding the kitchen door, but they had never seen these people during the day, Shanbao didn't ask much, Fukang'an knew these people, and was not stopped.
There is always a stove eye in the kitchen with a brass kettle warming it. By moonlight, Shanbao lights up the fire and lights the lamp.
There are live shrimp and fish in the water basin, fresh bamboo shoots, tomatoes, small greens, fresh mushrooms and some seasonal vegetables in the bamboo basket, and then look at the large celadon bowl on the table with half a bare duck, ham and bacon, and steamed rice There are a lot of leftovers in the barrel.
The emperor's small kitchen is not ordinary. Shanbao clicked his tongue twice, and it was rich enough outside the palace. I don't know how it was transported?I thought it was really like eating bran swallowed vegetables like in "Kangxi Weifu Private Interview".
"Why don't you even have a piece of dim sum left?" Fukang'an looked around for food, rummaging through pots and pans, but found nothing edible.
"Let me make fried rice with shrimp and ham."
"Shanbao, do you know how to cook?"
"Simple is fine."
As he said, he rolled up his sleeves, washed the vegetables first, cut out shredded ham, diced mushrooms, shredded bamboo shoots, shredded ginger, and chopped scallions, then took out the leftover rice, pressed and stirred to separate the rice grains.
"We can't eat these."
"Stupid, brothers outside the night watch, on duty in the cold wind, do more, if someone is hungry for a while, it can be used to fill their stomachs. It's not troublesome. No one will eat these rice tomorrow, we will eat it if we eat it." Save waste and spoil things." Shanbao fished out more than half a catty of live shrimp with a small gauze net, and sat on the horse to peel the shrimp shells.
He has always done things neatly, and the smell of rice came out from time to time, and he gave Fukang'an a wink, Fukang'an went to the door to ask, a guard came in, and smiled, "Thank you, Shanbao, I still think about our brothers."
"It's a matter of convenience." Shanbao filled three bowls, and the three of them were hungry, so they didn't talk much, the guard wiped his mouth after eating, and then changed another one to come in for supper.
After Shanbao finished eating, he put the bowls on the table, let the cook clean up tomorrow, and took Fukang'an back to his room to rest.
When the two of them arrived in the courtyard, the moon reached mid-day, Huaguang was cold and hazy, and the coolness was blowing, which was very comfortable.Shanbao laughed softly, "If you're full, you won't be sleepy anymore."
"Do you want to sit in the courtyard for a while?"
"Can I go to the roof?"
Fukang'an smiled, grabbed Shanbao's waist, and jumped to take him to the roof. Shanbao sat down firmly before returning to God, "I can also martial arts, why should you hug me?"
"Didn't you forget?" Fukang'an laughed softly, "Shanbao, the food you cook tastes very good."
Shanbao lay back on the roof, folded his hands behind his head, looked at the bright moon and lone star in the sky, and said with a smile, "Stop complimenting me, you eat the chef's food every day, are you telling the truth?"
"Shanbao, are you sober all the time?"
"Well, when I just woke up in the morning, I would be dazed for three seconds." Shanbao crossed his legs and talked nonsense with Fukang'an, "So, if you want the ecstasy soup, it will be useful if you drink it in time."
"It's really good." Fukang'an leaned close to Shanbao's ear and said softly.
Shanbao smiled and touched his ears, "Well, you have successfully poured the ecstasy soup. I will make it for you next time."
The wind was cool, and the ears were cold, but Shanbao's hands were hot. Fukang'an's heart beat faster, and his mouth was dry. "The food is good, and the people are good."
"Have you eaten honey today?"
Fu Kang'an wanted to tell Shanbao what he had to say, but before he could open his mouth, he heard the wind in his ears, and hurriedly sat up, Shanbao also sat up, and saw a strange black-clothed guard standing in front of Fu Kang'an.
Fukang'an narrowed his eyes, and asked with a smile, "Jin Da, what's the matter?"
"I have something to do, I want to trouble Shanbao." Jin Dawen said in a voice, "Fukang'an, Shanbao, there is a message from the master for supper, I am worried, the only snacks were taken away by Miss Yan Ziwei after dinner, this At this time, the restaurants outside are closed, and there is nowhere to buy it."
Shanbao already understood the purpose of Jin Da's visit, "I have limited skills, can I do it?"
Don't blame Qianlong if he doesn't like it, and then flatter the horse's hoof, it's not good to be self-defeating.
"Okay." Jin Da listened to Shanbao's words, and the leader relaxed, "Your fried rice is delicious. Thanks to your skill, Miss Ziwei is with Miss Yan after all. It's late at night, so it's not good." to bother."
Returning to the kitchen, Shanbao ventilated the stove and asked, "Is there any fried rice left?"
Embarrassment flashed across Jin Da's face, "It's over." The last bowl went into his stomach.
It's not good to ask the emperor to eat leftovers, it's disrespectful.Shanbao said, "It's okay, just steam two bowls of chicken cakes."
Fukang'an had already developed his eyesight, so he scooped out the water for washing vegetables, and Shanbao asked Jin Da, "Well, let's make four dishes and one soup, stuffed tofu with eggplant, shrimp with tomato sauce, fried shredded duck with fresh bamboo shoots, and shredded mushrooms. Xin, how about some tomato and egg soup?"
"Okay, let's do this. Just hurry up, the master is waiting there." Looking at Fu Kang'an, "Master Fu is also here."
"Don't worry, these are simple dishes, and they won't be slow to cook. Let's prepare the food boxes first."
Qianlong was angry in the middle of the night, Master Fu persuaded and persuaded, Qianlong finally showed a smile on his face.Hehe, in fact, his anger has dissipated a long time ago, but it's rare that Xiao Chun'er obediently accompanied him in such a soft voice, and allowed him to touch and pinch...
The guard brought the supper and put it on the table. Qianlong cleaned his hands, sat down and saw that there were four dishes and one soup. After a taste, it didn't look like Ziwei's craftsmanship. He asked with a smile, "Where did it come from? I bought it outside Is it?"
"If you go back to the master, we just forgot to bring the cook this time. This place is not busy, and the restaurant has been open for a while. It's a coincidence. Fukang'an and Shanbao are probably hungry at night, and they are cooking in the kitchen." Jin Standing on one side with big hands hanging down, he said with a smile, "The servant asked them to help."
Qianlong pulled Fu Heng to sit down, "Fu Kang'an can cook? It would be nice if he knows which side of the kitchen door is open."
"It was Shanbao who did it."
Qianlong smiled, "It seems that the book has been copied, maybe I'm afraid I won't be in the mood to eat. Is the light still on at the young master's place?"
"Yes."
Shanbao's cooking is light, and he uses vegetable oil. Qianlong pays attention to health preservation, and said with a smile, "Not only is the book well read, but the dishes are also good, and the chicken cakes are not too old or tender, just right. Time is too tight, do you want to steam the rice quickly?" , he is smart."
The guard dared not hide it, "Master, forgive me."
"It doesn't matter, since you come out, you can't pay too much attention to it." Qianlong thought about Shanbao's behavior, and said to Fu Heng, "The upper hall and the lower kitchen, if Shanbao is a girl, I will definitely point him to Fukang. Ann is the first wife."
Fu Heng sternly said, "Shanbao is a courtier after all, and the master must be cautious when speaking. It would be chilling for him to hear it."
"There are no outsiders, so don't tell the outside world." Glancing at Jin Da, "Let people know, I'll take it as you who said it."
Jin Da was speechless.
Ziwei and the others were all in the fifth elder brother's room, helping the fifth elder brother to copy books under the lamp, and talking at the same time.
Little Swallow helped to pour tea, take snacks and cut candle flowers.
Ziwei uncovered a written discipleship rule and put it aside, sighed, "You used to say that Shanbao is great, but I didn't realize that he was so insidious at dinner today, he lured the little swallow into the pit with every sentence, Let's keep our mouths shut."
Falcon paused his pen and snorted, "That's not too light. You've only seen how much he is capable of? Little Yanzi, you should be more careful when you speak in the future, especially with Shanbao. It’s best not to talk to him, he will be caught by him if you don’t know what to say, and it will be blamed on Fifth Brother.”
Little Swallow bit her lip, stomped her feet and said, "Why is he so bad? I thought he was kind at first, what a bad guy! I was babbling a lot, but I didn't understand a word, so I was punished by the master." scold!"
"That's why I told you to stay away from him." The fifth elder brother looked up at the little Yanzi, the tenderness in his eyes could melt people into spring water, and the little Yanzi's face gradually turned red.Brother Fifth smiled, shook his head and sighed, "He is like a mad dog, he will jump up and bite you at any time."
I have to say that Little Yanzi has a talent for being funny and coaxing people, or because of Qianlong's guilt towards Xia Yuhe, he is quite conniving towards Little Yanzi.
In the morning, I was coaxed into laughter by the little swallow Ziwei Wenyiwu.
A group of people tidied up and saluted, those who got in the car got in the car, those who rode horses rode horses, and watched Little Swallow and the five elder brothers fight against injustice all the way, punish corrupt officials, and then help others sell their bodies to bury their fathers.
Unexpectedly, the little girl named Cailian, after the burial of her father, insisted on relying on the fifth elder brother. She refused to leave even if she died. I was worried, so I had to take Cailian temporarily, ride a ride together, and walk with everyone.
Shanbao almost didn't laugh out loud. Ali Gon was sharp-eyed and asked, "Shanbao, what are you laughing at?"
"Suddenly thought of a joke." Seeing Feng Shenger and Fu Kang'an were looking at him, Shanbao smiled, "The road is boring, let's have fun together."
Then Shanbao started telling jokes one after another, until everyone was so happy that they almost fell to the ground.
Inside the carriage, Little Swallow sees Fifth Elder Brother riding with Cailian from the car window, she is already jealous, she is not in the mood to make Qianlong happy.Ziwei complained in her heart that the fifth elder brother was ignorant and her smile was far-fetched. Hearing the laughter outside, Qianlong felt more and more that Little Yanzi and the others were wrong, as if there was something wrong.
Ask a question, but Little Swallow refuses to say anything, Ziwei finds excuses, Qianlong is unhappy, I care about you with good intentions, and I don't know good and bad things.When you are Xiaochun'er, you dare to show face in front of me!
Qianlong poked his head out of the window, saw Buyan Dalai beside the car, and asked with a smile, "Buyan, what are you talking about, so happy? Tell me so that the master will be happy too."
Buyan Darai was still trembling and laughing, "Master, it's Shanbao telling a joke."
Qianlong's eyes narrowed into a line, thoughtful.Fu Heng immediately answered, "Shanbao, why don't you go and sit with the master in the car." Otherwise he will come out.
"No need, the weather is fine today, I'm tired of sitting in the car, just come out to get some air. Well, there are not many horses, Chunhe, let's take a ride together." As soon as the voice fell, the hooligan was about to go out of the mountain.
Fu Heng just wanted to say that it was against the rules, but Qianlong opened the door before the car stopped, and showed off his beautiful lightness skill. He landed on the back of Fu Heng's horse in an extremely chic posture, and took advantage of the opportunity to grab Master Fu's waist. Unfathomable.
Shanbao was dumbfounded, and finally believed that it was absolutely possible for Qianlong to be emperor for another 30 years.
Qianlong even stretched lazily, and Shanbao looked like a fool, and asked with a lazy smile, "What's the matter, the master is still waiting to hear your jokes."
Shanbao was full of admiration, and said honestly, "Master's kung fu is so handsome."
Qianlong said bluntly, "Better than you."
Shanbao continued to tell jokes in front to make everyone happy, while Xiao Yanzi and the fifth elder brother and others in the back were gloomy and jealous, and there was a sharp contrast for a while, even if he was as dull as Buyan Dalai, he secretly asked his brother at night, "What's wrong with them, young master? "
Having nothing to do with himself, Feng Sheng replied, "Who knows?"
At dinner, Qianlong wiped his oil for a long time and was in a particularly good mood, he said with a warm smile, "Yongqi, last time Fubo, the princess of the Borzigit family, this time Ama will give you a good one. "The implication is, let's forget about this filial piety woman. With so many people looking at her, it's hard to take her back to the palace. Let's bear with it for now.
Little Swallow didn't even feel like eating, and had no appetite for a table full of good dishes.
Qianlong was in high spirits, "In two days' time it will be Chunhe's birthday, but it's a pity that I can't celebrate you outside the palace."
Fu Heng hurriedly said, "My lord, don't praise your slaves anymore, it's just adding teeth, so there's no need to celebrate."
"Chunhe." Qianlong held Master Fu's hand generously and said earnestly, "Since you were eight years old and I married your sister, I have never forgotten your birthday. Only 20 years of the Junggar rebellion, You are leading the army outside, and you will miss it once."
Qianlong's fingertips gently stroked Master Fu's palm, recalling the past to a table of people, "Chunhe, do you still remember the first birthday present I gave you?"
Fu Heng wanted to knock Qianlong's head open with a stick to see what the nerves inside were made of. He held it with his left hand, and Fu Heng picked up a chopstick and put it in Qianlong's bowl. Let's eat, the weather is still cold, don't wait for the dishes to cool down."
Qianlong knew that he was restrained, so he didn't make it difficult for him. He opened his chopsticks with a smile and said, "Yes, let's eat too. Fukang'an, the day after tomorrow is your Ama's birthday. You have a way to celebrate in your heart."
Fukangan thought for a while and said, "This town is very simple, and there are no troupes or anything."
Shanbao kicked him under the table, bad idea, travel in low clothes, hire a shit troupe, I just think the rebellious party can't find it.After receiving Fukang'an's words, he said, "Master, I have an idea. Let's make a lot of delicious food the day after tomorrow. Then, everyone will sit around and beat the drums to pass the flowers. Whoever spreads the flowers will make a show and give it to Uncle Fu." Birthday ceremony. Military generals can dance swords and tell jokes, and literati can play a flute, compose a poem, or play a piano. You can also discuss with several people and perform together. If someone’s program is not good, we can still Set up punishment items."
Qianlong listened amusedly, "That's a good idea, Chunhe, what do you think?"
"How does this work?"_
"Why can't you afford it? I can afford it." Qianlong smiled and comforted him, "Just accept it. Shanbao, let's talk about the punishment item."
A flash of inspiration flashed in Shanbao's head, and he blurted out, "Like women and dance!"
Ali Gun took a sip of wine, wiped his sleeves, and asked with a smile, "Shanbao, the show is not good, what should I do, dance, is it a sex dance? What is a sex dance?"
Shanbao wished he could slap both of himself, covered his face with his hands, and said in shame, "I, I made a slip of the tongue, you can correct it, how about learning the cry of a frog?" I, I am actually a decent person.
Buyandala raised his eyebrows and smirked, "Xiao Shanbaoer, do you still know Yanwu?"
Shanbao pouted, and hurriedly held the pot to pour wine for Buyandalai, and smiled apologetically, "Brother Abu, a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue."
Qianlong laughed, "I usually look at you as an honest boy, um, let's change it to a bar. Shanbao, if your show is not good, you will cry like a frog."
"Master, does this count as bullying?"
Qianlong smiled and said, "Well, I value you." Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the fifth elder brother who was out of his mind, and Qianlong handed over the task to Shanbao with a smile, "In this way, if you make friends with Fukang'an, you will be with Fukang'an. Let's prepare Chunhe's birthday banquet together."
Shanbao naturally accepts when he sees a good deal.
Little Swallow couldn't even eat a single grain of rice, and everyone talked about Fu Heng's birthday in a lively manner. Qianlong took the lead, who dared not give face, except for the fifth elder brother, who didn't say a word.
What kind of person Qianlong was, I just didn't realize it.
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