President, your wife gave birth to a kitten

??Chen Biao looked at where Baxi was pointing, and almost vomited a mouthful of old blood. He pushed Baxi's hand away.

?? "You have been poisoned by snakes,? Your whole family has been poisoned by snakes!"

?? This is obviously the most vivid place in his whole painting, okay?

?? Baxi was taken aback by the scolding, and nodded in confusion, "I planted snake venom,? But it is impossible for my family to be poisoned by snakes, because there are no snakes in my house."

?? There are no snakes on the Beast Alliance Star,? But there are half-snake orcs. They usually live near water sources and rarely live in groups.And it has a quiet personality, a high IQ, and will not bite people like a poisonous snake.

??Chen Biao was so angry that he lost his temper. He pushed him, "Have you been happy with Xie Shunian lately? This is obviously bo. Come out and be poisoned by the snake!"

?? "Bo. from?"

?? Baxi squeezed his chin. He seemed to have seen this word in the Earth Manual, but he forgot what it meant.

?? Sure enough, I am too old to have a bad memory?

??Chen Biao saw that his thoughtful appearance didn't seem to be pretending,? He said helplessly: "You are not really stupid, you can check it yourself on the Internet."

?? "Oh yes,? You can use your cell phone."

??Baxi hurriedly took out her mobile phone and did a Baidu search. When the screen was full of webpages, her entire face changed color, sometimes red and sometimes white.

??It turns out that people on earth will respond when they move their genitals?But don’t human beings have an estrous period? Was Mr. Xie’s reaction in the hotel that day actually emotional?

?? Baxi suddenly felt that he had made a terrible mistake.

??If Mr. Xie hadn't been poisoned by the snake, what did his actions that day mean to people on Earth?

?? With trembling fingers, Baxi entered a line of words into the search engine, and the answer he got broke him down even more.

??He feels like he's done.

??Chen Biao saw Baxi's expression of wanting to cry or not, which made him want to be happy but couldn't.Until Baxi turned to look at him, "You, will you give strangers...?"

??Even though the following word Baxi hardly uttered a clear syllable, Chen Biao had been in the circle for several years anyway, and he knew what he wanted to ask just by looking at Baxi's expression.

??He snorted, and patted Baxi's forehead with the back of his hand, "What are you thinking, are you being fooled by Mr. Xie? If you go to the street to stalk a random person, it will be strange if they don't beat you to death. "

?? Baxi was stunned by Chen Biao's words.

??"so serious."

?? "Of course." Isn't this public hooliganism.

?? Baxi's face was dazzled by the light, and it was as white as paper.He turned around and was about to leave when he suddenly remembered something and grabbed Chen Biao's phone again, "You have to delete the photo."

?? "I took this with great difficulty, why delete it!"

?? Baxi is very confused now, grabbing Chen Biao's wrist and pulling out the phone in his hand. These photos are all photos of him and Xie Shunian. There are many shooting angles that look very ambiguous. He didn't know before. He cared too much, but now when he saw these pictures, he felt his face burn.

?? He dare not let other people see these photos.

??Of course Chen Biao would not give him the phone easily. The two robbed each other and dragged them to the door of 419. Baxi looked at the open door, pulled Chen Biao's phone and pushed him in.Clamping the opponent's arm with the door panel until the opponent let go of the pain, Baxi snatched the phone and locked him inside.

?? People who have never been to this hotel may not know that the door of room 419 is specially made for certain guests. Only the room card can be used to enter and exit, otherwise it cannot be opened no matter whether it is inside or outside.

??Chen Biao was locked in room 419 by Baxi in such a daze.He kicked and kicked again and again, and no one paid him any attention after scolding him for more than ten minutes.

?? What he didn't know was that Li Rumu had already booked the entire room on the fourth floor in order not to be disturbed tonight.

??Baxi went downstairs to the private room. Seeing that Xie Shunian was still sitting in the position just now, waiting for him. Li Rumu hadn't come back yet. When he saw Xie Shunian's glance, he felt his chest throbbing. He immediately looked away. He stopped in fear.

??Xie Shunian saw that Baxi was standing at the door, and didn't intend to come in. He thought he had something to do, got up and walked over, only to find that the other party was blushing a lot, and reached out to touch Baxi's cheek, "Drink too much ?”

?? Baxi pursed his lips and raised his chin slightly. He wouldn't drink too much at all.

?? But why does his face turn red if he doesn't drink too much?

??As if eager to conceal the real reason for blushing, Baxi hurriedly hummed, "Maybe a little drunk."

?? Xie Shunian sighed, stretched out his hand to support Baxi, "Just say that red wine has great stamina, so don't drink so much. Is it just this disobedient?"

?? "I will definitely listen to it in the future."

?? The sound is small and almost inaudible.Xie Shunian only thought that Baxi said this deliberately to make him happy, and couldn't help teasing him, "Really listen? Then give me a kiss now."

??He turned his face, looked at the other person's little head that was stunned for a while, and rolled his eyes with a smile. This little fool must have been taken aback. Unexpectedly, he felt his cheeks burning when he was joking in his heart, and bowed his head By then, Baxi had finished kissing.The side face was fainted with clouds, and the eyelashes were trembling unreasonably like tree branches being disturbed by the wind.

?? Xie Shunian's heart sank, and he stretched out his hand to embrace the person who was close at hand, and pressed Baxi's face to his heart. It's very beautiful.

?? "Why are you so good today, huh?"

??He is so good that he wants to eat people into his stomach.

?? Baxi buried her face in Xie Shunian's sweater, her face was itchy from the piercing, but she was reluctant to raise her head.He didn't know how he was feeling right now.

??Because I was forced to give Xie Shunian something, so I feel guilty?

??It seems to be, but it seems not to be.He couldn't answer exactly why.

?? This problem is too difficult for a cat beast.

Seeing that Baxi didn't answer, Xie Shunian made things difficult for him on purpose, "It's because I'm so happy to see Li Rumu, is this repaying me?"

?? After asking this sentence, Xie Shunian regretted it. If the little fool really nodded, he would like to tear up Li Rumu and airlift him to the Nile River to feed the crocodiles.

?? Fortunately, Baxi leaned in his arms and shook his head.

?? "I don't like Li Rumu, and I don't want to see him in the future."

?? This answer simply made Xie Shunian overjoyed.what happened?Could it be that all the good things he usually did suddenly exploded in character? The little fool became empathetic, as if he could say anything to his heart.

?? If this is a dream, don't let him wake up.

?? When walking home, Xie Shunian wanted to hang someone directly on him, and he couldn't bear to put it down for a second. What if the wind blows his little fool away.So the two of them were so sticky all the way, until Baxi returned home with Xie Shunian, he found out that Chen Biao's cell phone was still in his hand.

??What about Chen Biao? !

??The voice-activated lights in the corridor flickered on and off, casting a looming black shadow on the wall.Li Rumu has always walked very softly, and his colleagues in the crew often make fun of him, saying that he walks silently like a ghost.At this moment, he hugged his shoulders, his face was as white as snow, and he looked even more like a ghostly ghost in the intertwined light and shadow.

??Walking in front of the door of 419, Li Rumu looked down and saw a pale golden room card on the ground, which belonged to room 419.

?? He picked up the room card and scanned the door lock suspiciously. The door opened, and the sound of even and forceful breathing came from inside.

?? They were all asleep.

?? He didn't turn on the light, and walked directly to the bed in black, reached his hand under his neck and touched it, and immediately froze and held his breath.

?? Xie Shunian, he met in the private room just now, the waist and bust are not in this ratio, and it is even more impossible for that silly child to have such a thick waist.

?? Who is the person on the bed?

?? Li Rumu frowned. No matter how hungry he was, he was not in the mood to have sex with a big fat man.He sat on the edge of the bed and lifted the quilt, and glanced at the moonlight leaking through the window.Only then did I realize that the person on the bed was not fat, but that his body was too muscular and his clothes were stretched a bit tight. Looking carefully at his face, he looked quite manly except for the beard on his chin which was a bit of an eyesore.

?? For him, it is considered qualified.

??Thinking of this, Li Rumu moved his gaze down to Chen Biao's back and smiled maliciously. This buttocks are really big.

?? Early the next morning, Baxi opened her eyes and found herself lying in Xie Shunian's bedroom, lying on the middle of the bed with two pillows, and wrapped herself into a ball with the quilt.

??He rubbed the back of his head, opened the quilt, and remembered that he secretly deleted the photos in Chen Biao's phone in the living room last night. There were thousands of photos in total.Later, he didn't even know how he slept in Xie Shunian's room, and where did Chen Biao's cell phone go?

?? Baxi couldn't find it for a long time. He put on his slippers and walked out tremblingly. Seeing that Xie Shunian had already made breakfast and was waiting for him at the dining table, he raised his head and his ears turned red when he heard footsteps.

??"Woke up?"

?? Baxi hummed, and asked cautiously: "Mr. Xie, did you see a black mobile phone on the sofa yesterday, with hellokitty on the back?"

?? Xie Shunian was stunned for a long time before taking out the phone and pushing it to him. Baxi was slightly taken aback after taking the phone and turned it on. He found that all the photos he had deleted before had been restored.

?? More than 1700 more than before going to bed last night.

?? That's what he shredded and cleared one file at a time.

?? "Thank you, Mr...."

?? Before he finished speaking, Xie Shunian pushed over the plate containing the slightly darkened poached eggs and pancakes filled with salad dressing, lowered his head, and said in a hoarse and deep voice, "If you like the ones above, I can try them. try."

??The appearance of studying with an open mind, Baxi was taken aback for a moment, ah, and looked at the phone for a long time before realizing it.

??Before looking at the picture that he didn't feel much, now he felt ashamed and panicked when he saw it in front of his eyes. It seemed that something had changed subtly.

?? It's just that he still can't clearly recognize it.

?? Baxi sat down opposite Xie Shunian, still wearing black and white checked pajamas, her limp hair hanging down in a mess.Staring at the slightly dark breakfast on the plate, he blinked slowly, looking from the side, he seemed to be in a state of not waking up.

??After learning about the oolong incident that happened between him and Xie Shunian, Baxi felt that it was necessary for him to learn about human nature.So after deleting the photos last night, he also took the time to make up for it, and found that there were some eating, shopping, watching movies, and doing some embarrassing things between the lovers on Earth.

?? As for what to do, Baxi also curiously read a few posts, after which his whole cat became ill.Unexpectedly, Xie Shunian gave him such a hint early this morning. Does Mr. Xie really want to do that kind of thing?

?? Baxi swallowed hard and spit at the dinner plate.

?? "Mr. Xie, we don't need to do this kind of thing."

?? Xie Shunian's originally slightly flushed ear tips instantly blushed, and he looked up at him: "What do you mean?"

?? Baxi was stared so hard that his face was almost stuck on the poached egg.

?? "Because, because I can't have children."