President, your wife gave birth to a kitten

??Xie Shunian's family situation is quite special. His family background is rich. He has been the envy of others since he was a child.

?? But he has never seen his parents appear in the same space at the same time. Except when they go to his grandparents’ house during the Chinese New Year, they will pretend to hold his little hand and make a harmonious appearance. appearance.

??When he grows up a little bit, he understands that the relationship between parents is nothing more than a business marriage, which has nothing to do with love, and only interests come first.And he is just a gift for the profit from a transaction, and is worthless except for his nice name.From then on, he vowed that in the future, he must find someone who he really likes the other person and the other person also really likes him to marry, and never become a tool for the expansion of the business territory like his parents.

?? Just now when Baxi was drinking his leftover noodle soup, he immediately thought of Uncle Zhang who drove his father, and his wife, Aunt Li, was also the nanny of the family. They usually lived in the attic above the villa and would have dinner together at night. .No matter how late Uncle Zhang gets off work, Aunt Li will heat up the food and wait for him over and over again, and then eat the other party's leftovers without hesitation.

?? At that time, he thought, if one day he can also find someone who is so indistinguishable from each other.

??But he didn't expect that person to be Zhang Zhuoyao, a bitch like a dog's skin plaster. He felt disgusted when he thought about the other party's past.

?? Will he spend the rest of his life with this kind of person?No way!

?? But the more Xie Shunian wanted to avoid this question, more and more pictures of last night flooded into his mind.Although this matter is quite disgusting to say, the attitude of the other party is as if nothing happened.

?? From Zhang Zhuoyao's point of view, it's no surprise that giving someone else's population is normal?

?? It is said that there are very few people in that circle who are clean.Thinking of this, Xie Shunian felt even more disgusted.Just now he was even moved by that guy, he was so fucking obsessed.

?? He was wearing a suit of clothes that Baxi found out from somewhere. He stood up and buttoned up the large windbreaker.Just as he was about to sneak away, he remembered something, took out a gel pen from the pen holder on the desk, and wrote a series of numbers and his own signature on a napkin.

??Generally, everyone in the company knows that his signature is basically met when he sees him freely.As long as he took this piece of paper to the company's financial office, he could get enough money for him to spend several years.

?? It's not that Xie Shunian is being blind and generous, but that he wants to spend money to buy cleansing, and he also hopes that Zhang Zhuoyao will be more sensible, accept when he sees a good deal, and stop pestering him.

?? Xie Shunian simply and rudely attributed the throbbing in his heart just now to the other party's conspiracy.I didn't realize at all that every time I saw each other, my heart was comfortable and peaceful.It's like a trickle of water flowing slowly, without emphasizing it, it flows into my heart naturally.

??He put the napkin in the most eye-catching position in the center of the table. He didn't even dare to say hello when he passed the kitchen. He walked lightly and slipped outside as if fleeing.The boss saw that it was a relative brought back by Baxi last night, and was about to say hello when he was frightened into silence by Xie Shunian's expression.

?? Why is this guy so scary?

?? Xie Shunian saw that the boss closed his mouth, he took a breath, and a little girl walked in. Xiao Wang grew up in the mountains and had a loud voice.Looking at Xie Shunian, he shouted: "You are brother Xiao Zhang's relative, you go out so early, have you had breakfast? If you haven't eaten, I'll order you some Longxu noodles."

?? "..."

?? The air was suddenly quiet.

??After a few seconds, Xie Shunian heard a series of footsteps behind him.Then, he felt someone pulling the corner of his clothes.In an instant, cold sweat dripped down.

?? Baxi stuffed the napkin and a bunch of mugwort into his hands, and said: "You don't need to leave me a call, just come to the small restaurant to find me if you need something. There is no bleeding from the place where you were bitten, so the poisoning should not be deep. But when you go back, you have to change mugwort three times a day, so don’t take it lightly.”

?? Afterwards, he instructed Xie Shunian one by one on the precautions that Master Liu had instructed him yesterday. After he finished speaking, he didn't hold back. He turned around and went to the back kitchen to continue washing dishes and preparing dishes.

??Looking at the back of the other party, Xie Shunian felt a little uncomfortable. What is this feeling of being ignored?

??Xiao Wang was taken aback when he saw this, looked at the mugwort in Xie Shunian's hand and said in surprise: "You were also bitten by a poisonous snake, is it because the weather has warmed recently and snakes have come out to move around? There were not so many here before. Snake."

?? Xie Shunian suddenly felt that there was something else in the words, turned his head and frowned: "Yeah?"

??Xiao Wang stretched out his arm and tapped his wrist, "Brother Xiao Zhang didn't tell you. He was bitten by a corona snake that climbed into the vegetable basket yesterday when he was packing the dishes. His whole arm was bruised." It turned dark purple and swollen. At that time, he was not afraid at all, and asked me what it was, as if he didn’t know snakes. Fortunately, nothing happened in the end, otherwise he was really scared to death.”

?? Xie Shunian lowered his gaze, staring at the green and withered mugwort in his hand, his heart felt as if he was scratching with a feather, and it was throbbing with itching.

??He didn't realize at all that the corner of his mouth was opening an upward arc, and he shook his head, "Is this kid a fool?" How could it be that he was poisoned by a snake.

??Finally, the enthusiastic Miss Wang forced him another bundle of mugwort, and Xie Shunian just carried a bundle and walked out with a straight line, but his eyes were out of focus.Zhang Zhuoyao was still thinking about it, but this time it was not the colorful pictures, but the image of the other party drinking noodle soup from a bowl.

??He was wondering, how could a person suddenly change his gender?And it's a 180-degree turn.

??Could it be stimulated by something?

?? His car was parked nearby last night. If he hadn't been drugged by that woman, such a series of shitty things would have happened.But it doesn't matter, anyway, after this time, he and Zhang Zhuoyao will never see each other again.

?? Xie Shunian walked to his car and started to take out the keys. As soon as his hand touched the empty pocket, his face turned black into a frying pan.

?? Damn, the car keys seem to have been left in that small restaurant.

??The restaurant opens at 8:21 in the morning and stays busy until [-]:[-].So they have to do all the preparations before the guests come to the door.Baxi put the washed vegetables into different categories and covered them with plastic wrap. After the guests ordered, they took them out and cut them up for Master Liu to use for later use.If the vegetables are cut in advance, the moisture will be lost, and the tender texture and taste will be lost.

??The injury on my hand has healed a lot, and I don't feel any pain when I do activities.He put on a rubber water jacket, and sat on a small bench to clean the mud from the roots of the cabbage in a big plastic basin. His movements were slow and careful, and his focused expression and delicate face were pleasing to the eye.

??No guests came to the door, so Xiao Wang squatted beside him, helping Baxi choose vegetables and talking to him.Baxi said very little, so the girl could only persevere in looking for something to say, even if he said one more sentence, she would be secretly happy for a long time.

?? Just as she was asking Baxi if she had a girlfriend, the door of the restaurant was suddenly pushed open with a knock, which startled the two of them.

?? Baxi looked at the person who was rushing towards him, blinked, and stood up from the small bench, "What's wrong?"

?? Xie Shunian frowned, looking back and forth at him and Xiao Wang.It's really a sex change. Not only has my personality changed, but my sexual orientation has also changed.Before yesterday, she was crying and clinging to him, but as soon as she turned around, she went to tease her.

?? Yes, this kid, when he confessed to himself, he spoke like a determined revolutionary party. In the end, his will was so weak that he refused dozens of times, and he gave up on himself and turned his goal to others.

?? She's still such a silly little girl, hmph, not to mention that this stupidity suits him quite well.

?? Mr. Xie, who only wanted to get back the car keys when he came back, walked out holding Baxi's wrist as if he had been possessed by an evil spirit.On the one hand, he said aggrievedly: "Don't do it here and follow me back to the company. 3500 a month, you must have lost your mind to find this job. Anyway, you are also a top student in the finance department. Who are these people here? What kind of people are you with them? What development."

?? Although Baxi doesn't know much about the culture on Earth, he only has a brief understanding of the civilized language habits here through some books, but he can feel it as soon as he hears it. Xie Shunian's words obviously contain elements of disrespect.Immediately, his hands exerted strength and shook off the opponent vigorously.

?? "Boss, Master Liu, Xiao Wang and Brother Hu are all very good. You have no right to judge others like this behind their backs, especially in front of their friends."

?? Xie Shunian took a deep breath, looked at the other party's serious expression, and realized that his behavior was a little too aggressive. In fact, his temper was not very good when he was in school. All restrained, such an outburst for no reason is indeed a bit abnormal.

"Sorry." He slowed down his tone and lowered his volume, "I didn't mean it, and I don't have any prejudice against your colleagues. But what I said is also true. Think about it, don't want it with an annual salary of 35, When you come here to clean the dishes, every day you come into contact with the customers who eat, the chefs who cook, and the waiters who order food. If things go on like this, your social circle will shrink. I don’t believe this is the result you want after so many years of hard work. "

?? He looked at the silent Baxi and sighed, "You can continue to work as your assistant when you go back, and the apartment and car will be allocated to you again. With money, you can also do more things you want, really do not consider?"

?? Baxi lowered his eyes, still silent.

?? Xie Shunian almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.Usually others catch up with him to apply for a job in his company, wishing he could use all kinds of martial arts to squeeze in, but now it's a good thing, instead of him, the boss, crying and begging the other party to come to work in his company, he almost kneels down to him in the street up.

?? What's more dramatic is that this person was just fired yesterday in front of the whole company.Didn't he slap himself in the face when he went back to hire again, and he slapped him loudly.

?? Baxi struggled for a long time, but still nodded.What Xie Shunian said is correct, only when he enters a higher-level circle can his interpersonal communication be improved.Although he only needs to stay on Earth until he is an adult, he still wants to learn more about the culture of humans on Earth before that.

?? "Okay then." He reluctantly nodded, "You wait here for a while, I'll go talk to the boss first."

?? Xie Shunian waved his hand, "Go, I'll go in and get the car keys."

?? Xie Shunian went home and changed his clothes, and drove the car to wait for him to go to the company. Baxi leaned on the co-pilot stiffly and shrunk his shoulders. His body was originally thin and thin, and he seemed to shrink into a small ball from the side.Like a wounded kitten.

??Suddenly said: "Do you really want me to go back, but my colleagues don't seem to like me." If you make others unhappy because of yourself, Ba Xi still feels very uncomfortable.Although he didn't know what caused this situation.

??Hearing this concern, Xie Shunian snorted silently, I don't like you yet.There are a lot of people who hate you, where is the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water before, only now do you know that the word "honesty" is written like this.

?? He jokingly said: "You can continue to say that you are mine, so that no one will dare to run on you."

"Ah?" Baxi squinted at Xie Shunian, and asked straightforwardly, "Why are you lying? I'm obviously not yours."

?? "..."

??Although this sentence is correct, why do you feel inexplicable anger in your ears when you hear it?

??Driving the car downstairs, not only Baxi, Xie Shunian also felt great pressure.Finally, the time to slap myself in the face in public is coming. Now, should I explain to the people in the company that I fired Zhang Zhuoyao on impulse yesterday?Sudden convulsion brought him back today?

?? It seems like that kind of statement makes me look like an idiot.

??Thinking of this, he looked at the other party with resentment, and looked at Baxi with hairs all over.

?? "It seems like a different person suddenly, are you Zhang Zhuoyao?"

??As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the car suddenly became strange.Ba Xi clasped her overlapping hands tightly, feeling that the other party's eyes seemed to be able to penetrate this disguised body and see her own eight big furry tails.

?? Sure enough, he is too different from the real Zhang Zhuoyao?

??And he was taught by his parents since he was a child that a good eight-tailed cat beast cannot tell lies.So he is very bad at making up lies to fool people, but if he confesses, he will not be able to stay on Earth.

??Otherwise, if you say that you are an animal and become a fairy, will this be more credible than aliens??

?? "I, I am not Zhang..."

"That's right, who else can you be if you're not Zhang Zhuoyao." Xie Shunian held the steering wheel with one hand and rubbed his face with the other, missing the panicked look on Baxi's face.

??Afterwards, this topic was missed by the two tacitly, and no one brought it up again.

??Everything was just as Xie Shunian expected, Zhang Zhuoyao had just been fired and returned to the company the next day.If it weren't for his office on another floor, in a separate room, I'm afraid he would have been mistakenly poked like a shower this morning by those gossip eyes.

?? Baxi was also having a hard time. The desk he was sitting on was full of rubbish. Some of the leftovers in it were sour, and there were many small insects buzzing on it.

??He simply sorted the garbage, pushed the trash can from the corridor, and cleaned it up bit by bit. He worked hard for two hours, and no one came to help during that time.

??No one talked to him, no one bullied him, and no one told him to work. Everyone regarded him as air.

?? Baxi just sat silently at the desk all morning, until Xie Shunian called and asked him to make a cup of coffee and serve it.He put down the phone and immediately got up and went to the tea room, not noticing that a person was following him sneakily behind him.

?? "I said you can do it, kid. I'm really close to Mr. Xie."

?? Baxi was adding water to the glass when he heard a man standing opposite him and talking.He looked up and found that there were only the two of them in the room, and pointed to himself in confusion, "Are you talking to me?"

?? "Nonsense! If I don't tell you, I'll tell the ghost." He stretched out his arm and put it on Baxi's shoulder, "Tell me quickly, how did you take him down in one night, not by drugging someone to crawl Bed? Hey, hey, let me just say, Mr. Xie is still a human no matter how powerful he is, this man has a lustful nature, if you lie down on the bed with your naked body, I don’t believe he can turn a blind eye.”

??Baxi turned off the boiling water, stirred the coffee in the cup clockwise with a small spoon, and avoided the opponent's arm without moving, and moved to the side.

??"I don't understand you."

The other party pinched his waist and raised his eyebrows, and his voice suddenly became thinner: "Yaoyao, are you pretending to be like me, or is the superior successfully planning to abandon me, a troubled brother? I was the one who brought me into this circle at the beginning. You can have today if it wasn't me? Don't worry, I don't want to steal your man, I just want to ask." Speaking of this, he suddenly let out a strange laugh, and lowered his voice: "Is Mr. Xie big? When you two did it, he Is it powerful?"

?? Speaking of this, even though Baxi couldn't fully understand what he said, he could hear the general meaning.He put down the coffee in his hand and looked at him strangely.

?? "Xie is always a man, and so am I. Isn't it only men and women who can reproduce and form families?"

??"Ah."

The other party grinned and shook his head, looked Baxi up and down several times, "Yaoyao, have you gone out to play this time, is your brain broken or bewitched, why does it look like a different person. I said before that women It's a combination of a group of white lotus and green tea whores, how can there be a man who is good, strong and manly, who is willing to spend money and love others, and now you tell me that marriage is the right way for men and women, what kind of style are you smoking today?"

?? Faced with a lot of doubts, Baxi picked up the coffee cup next to her, and her heart began to flutter again.He has been said twice today that he seems to be a different person. It seems that his behavior is too different from Zhang Zhuoyao himself. It is hard to guarantee that someone will see through his disguise.

?? He managed to stabilize his flustered state of mind, and shook his head, "I have nothing abnormal with Mr. Xie. Don't talk about it in the future."

?? Baxi turned around and walked out as if fleeing, but was grabbed by the shoulders by the other party, and the coffee in his hand was spilled halfway.

"There is no improper relationship? The whole company saw it upstairs this morning. You two came in the same car. You are still sitting in the cab. It is obvious that he drove you. The assistant in this company If there are too many, why did he give you one?"

?? Baxi was pressed on the shoulder, and she was speechless when asked.He really has nothing to do with Xie Shunian, but he can't tell the other party that Xie Shunian's genitals were poisoned by a snake bite, so he saved him.

?? That is the privacy of the other party, and he cannot disclose it casually.