President, your wife gave birth to a kitten

??Friday, the company notified the group camping next Monday. Hearing the news, colleagues who worked overtime for a month almost toppled the roof of the office.

??Baxi has no camping experience, so I checked it online. It turns out that camping means taking tents and food to spend the night in the wild. Everyone sings, dances and entertains themselves.If that's the case, he used to live in the Beast United Star, which can be said to be camping every day.He really didn't understand what was so exciting about it.

??Suddenly someone patted him from behind, "Someone is looking for you."

?? Baxi stood up and looked towards the door. She didn't see anyone at the first sight, but saw a round bun with buns standing beside the door frame.Looking forward, I saw a bit of aqua blue skirt again.

??It seems to be a girl.

?? The book says that it is not etiquette for a man to talk too close to a woman on earth.

?? Baxi stood at a position of about half a meter and did not move forward. She asked softly, "Did you look for me?"

?? After asking twice, the other party finally came out.It turned out to be the girl I met in the cafeteria last night, but compared to her simple and plain attire yesterday, she was obviously well-dressed today, with a flowing princess dress and delicate makeup on her face.If you don't look carefully, you can't really find that it's the same person.

??"it's me."

??The girl with the ball head shyly responded, and wanted to take a few steps forward, but the heel of the more than ten centimeters didn't listen, and her left foot stepped on the hem of the skirt, and she was about to gnaw shit.

?? Baxi hurriedly helped her up. She wanted to grab the other's arm, but she never thought that the girl would reach out to grab him too.For a moment, the two pairs of arms alternated together, looking from a distance like a pair of lovers embracing warmly.

??When they separated, the girl blushed so much that she couldn't lift her head, Baxi just felt a little embarrassed.Although it's not etiquette to touch the other party, he can't just watch her lie on the ground and remain indifferent.

?? "The company organizes a camping trip tomorrow. Our department has few colleagues who drive. They say that your department has a lot of cars. Can you take me?"

?? If a discerning person can see this at a glance, it is obviously a tease.Even if colleagues don't have cars, the company still has public cars to apply for, and there is no need to take cars from other departments.Unless what you want to take is not a car, but a person.

?? But Baxi was stunned because she didn't hear a little extraneous sound.

?? "Yes, where is your home? Send me an address, and I will pick you up on Monday morning."

??I didn't expect things to go so smoothly. The little girl was overjoyed, and hurriedly took out her phone, "Then let's add a WeChat."

?? Baxi still didn't suspect him, and started to scan the other party's QR code, but the moment he raised his head, he almost dropped his phone to the ground in fright.Just in front of him less than five meters away, a tall figure with a face darker than Bao Gong was staring at him, or rather, his mobile phone.

?? Who else could it be besides Xie Shunian.

?? Baxi subconsciously clenched her mobile phone, said goodbye to the girl and walked forward bravely.Their eyes met, and it was a bit unreasonable to pretend that they didn't see them.Speaking of which, he also finds it strange that Mr. Xie seems to be a little... haunted lately.

?? Could it be that he accidentally did something wrong to make the other party unhappy?

?? "Mr. Xie, you are here."

?? Baxi had just finished saying hello when he heard a snort coming from the top of his head.

?? "Yeah, I've been here since you two hugged each other. It depends on how long you two can hold each other."

?? Baxi was even more embarrassed when she was told, "I helped her up when she was about to fall, but I didn't hug her."

"No hug, why did you add her on WeChat?"

?? Baxi pursed her lips and looked at him in confusion. Is there any inevitable connection between whether to hug or not and adding WeChat?

?? He lowered his eyes helplessly, "She didn't have a car to take her to camp, so she asked me for help. I just happened to give her a ride. I asked her to send her the address, so I added WeChat."

?? This seems to be no problem.

??But from Xie Shunian's point of view, this problem is getting bigger.This little fool was teased but he didn't know it. Will he let him know?Of course not!The germs of this kind of evil that should not appear and are absolutely impossible should be killed in the cradle early, and then sprinkled with [-] bottles of dichlorvos.

?? "You don't need to take her off. I will find someone to take her off later. You wait at home on Monday, and I will drive you."

?? Originally still hanging his head, Baxi, who looked like a kitten who made a mistake and was slaughtered by his master, raised his head when he heard this sentence.

?? With his mouth half open, "You still want to see me off?"

"Return?" Xie Shunian looked down at Baxi, and his mood that had just eased up instantly dropped to freezing point.

?? Oh, how dare this little fool despise him.

??good, very good.

?? Baxi felt as if she was held in the arms of a cat-eating tiger, licking her fur, and got goosebumps all over her body. She shrank her shoulders involuntarily.After thinking for a long time, he decided to speak.

??He tugged at Xie Shunian's arm, tiptoed and leaned close to his ear, "Every time you send me off, my colleagues will discuss it. They think we have an improper relationship, which is not good for you."

??Afraid of being heard by others, Baxi kept her voice very low.Hearing about Xie Shunian, he became a little flattering, as if he was acting like a baby.

??The auricles that were blown by the hot air were itchy, and smelled a faint lemon smell, the Adam's apple moved, and the voice became hoarse uncontrollably.

?? "Discussion is discussion, we are not afraid of being crooked." What I thought in my heart was that whoever dares to talk about him behind his back will not even think about receiving this year's salary when he investigates him later.

??Baxi sighed, took out his mobile phone and clicked on QQ. It was a few cartoon pictures sent to him anonymously by someone. At a glance, he could tell that they were two men. Their clothes were not different from those of □□, and their movements Intimate hug together.Zooming in again, the facial features were obviously picked up according to the appearance of Xie Shunian and Zhang Zhuoyao.

?? For example, the tear mole under Zhang Zhuoyao's left eye, or the unilateral dimple that Xie Shunian occasionally shows when he laughs.

?? Baxi handed the phone to Xie Shunian, and patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, "Don't be too angry. They don't have too much malice, maybe they just wanted to make a joke."

?? Xie Shunian didn't say a word, just flipped through the pages, and the scale got bigger as he went down.

??When he saw the last picture, Xie Shunian was completely stunned. He opened up the whole picture several times and asked in puzzlement, "Is it possible to do the same?"

?? Baxi leaned over and stared at the intersection of the two people in the picture for a long time, "It seems to be possible. But it can only be done if the waist and legs are very flexible."

"That's it."

??The two stared at the unsightly pictures for a long time, but no one noticed. A mobile phone was slowly poked out from the crack of the door behind them, and they took pictures of their backs for a long time.

?? Xie Shunian coughed, and put down the phone, "By the way, go tell Xiao Wu first, and report the list of employees who are going to camp this time to the Human Resources Department as soon as possible."

??"Um."

??When Baxi left, Xie Shunian quickly uploaded those pictures to his mobile phone, and then deleted the message records on Baxi's mobile phone.He silently admired it again in the encrypted favorites, and shook his head. He didn't expect that there were such talents in his company, and the paintings were really good.

?? *

?? On Monday morning, Baxi was woken up by the heat before 5:[-]. He tore off the quilt to wipe the sticky sweat all over his body.It's almost late autumn, how can it be so hot.

??unusual.Could it be that the body has a rejection reaction to the earth's environment?

??Before the Beast Alliance Star immigrates, the government will conduct a strict rejection test on each settler. Once there is an abnormal reaction, they will be banned from going to the planet.At that time, his test results were completely normal, and there was no rejection of the earth's environment, but now it is the same.

??He took out his mobile phone and searched online, and the answer was all a cold.

?? Baxi touched his forehead, could aliens also be infected with earth diseases?

??The answer was finally found when Baxi was brushing his teeth. He opened his mouth and looked in the mirror, and found a small milky white point protruding from the end of the gum on the lower left. It hurts to touch it.There was a small gap in the high raised meat bun on the top of the teeth.

?? He actually grew new teeth!

??I thought it would take at least one to two years, but I didn't expect him to show signs of adulthood just a week after he came to Earth.

?? Could it be that he did something unintentionally, leading to early development?

?? Xie Shunian was sitting in the car and rolled down the window. Just as he was about to call Baxi, he heard the sound of the door lock turning.Today, the little fool wore an orange tracksuit and a peaked cap, with his limp hair protruding from behind his ears.

??This kind of eye-catching clothes is a special test of a person's appearance. Although Zhang Zhuoyao's face is not perfect, but it is set off by Baxi's own temperament, just like a silly little orange cat.Obviously what you do can piss people off, but when you scold him, he will stare at you with big innocent eyes, making you not even vent your anger.

?? And today's little fool is obviously very wrong.

??I didn't say hello before getting in the car, and I just put my cheeks on my cheeks and said nothing after getting in the car, as if the person got up, but the soul is still outside.

?? Xie Shunian turned off the music, "Didn't you get enough sleep? Go and lie down."

?? Baxi shook her head, but continued to rest her chin with both hands, wrapping her head like a flower.

?? Xie Shunian couldn't help but glance at him sideways, "Do you have a toothache?"

??Speaking of teeth, Baxi came back to his senses all of a sudden, raised his head and looked a little apprehensive.He looked at Xie Shunian, hesitated for a long time before asking: "Mr. Xie, do you feel that I am a little different today?"

?? "Different?" Xie Shunian smiled, "Still more stupid than before?"

??I didn't expect the other party to have such a reaction. Baxi's expectant eyes suddenly turned disappointed. He shook his head, "It's not stupid, you don't feel it." Look more mature?"

??Mature?

?? Xie Shunian slowed down the car, turned his head and looked him up and down, not to mention mature, this little fool looked younger than five years when he changed into a suit and leather shoes, especially the one hidden under the brim of his hat With a baby face, no one would suspect that he was a high school student.

?? But looking at the other party like this, it is obvious that they hope to get an affirmative answer.Xie Shunian avoided the topic and didn't answer him directly.

?? "Why do you suddenly care about this? You are already 26, and you still want to look older."

?? Baxi didn't speak, rubbed his cheeks, and looked at Xie Shunian from time to time, as if I would tell you if you ask me again.

?? Xie Shunian pursed his lips and suppressed his laughter. What happened to this little fool today?

??After asking a few words, I realized that it turned out to be wisdom teeth.It should be said that everyone's situation is different. Some people grow up early, some grow up late, and some people don't grow up all their lives.However, the average age of wisdom teeth is between 18 and 22 years old. It is indeed a bit late for a little fool to start growing wisdom teeth at the age of 26.

?? Baxi saw the other party's very flat reaction, and couldn't help asking curiously, "Will you grow new teeth when you are about to grow up?"

??"certainly."

?? Xie Shunian also deliberately opened his mouth to let him look up at his mouth, looking at the four white wisdom teeth behind the gums, Baxi's eyes lit up.It turns out that the people on Earth also have the same physical characteristics as the orcs.

??I'm so envious of Mr. Xie.

?? He secretly stared at the side face of himself and Xie Shunian from the rearview mirror, and looked at it for a long time as if imitating it. It seemed that there was no difference except that his hands and feet were longer.