deceased

Chapter 3 2 Liars

After he opened the suitcase and took out dresses worn by young girls and compared them to each other, Mundra finally couldn't stand it and said: "If you want to damage the dresses, you don't have to break them, you can also tear them. .”

Rhodes suddenly threw a pink skirt over.

Mundra quickly summoned the skeleton and tore the flying skirt into strips in his claws.

Rhodes roared: "What are you doing?"

"That's exactly what I want to ask you." Mundra waved at the skeleton, and the skeleton turned around, grinning at Rhodes in protest.

Rhodes took a deep breath and said, "It says a woman on the pass, but it doesn't write about the woman's appearance. Therefore, any girl of similar age can safely pass through the checkpoint with it."

Mundra said, "Oh."

"So there's only one of us here who is about the same age as her." Rhodes hinted as he blinked desperately.

Mundella frowned and said, "It can't be you, can it?"

"It's you." Rhode didn't want to go around in circles, and said bluntly, "Anyway, the difference between a boy and a girl is not big. When you put on a skirt, put on some light makeup, and act a little shy, you will never be seen through .And all we need is a little bit of work to get through the level with a pass. What do you think of the idea?"

"Not so much." Mundra continued to study his new witch corpse with little interest.

Rhodes tempted: "Think about the Pope."

Mundella's eyelids twitched.

Rhodes said: "Understanding every move of the God of Light is a compulsory course for every necromancer. I am from the same era as your teacher, and I can guarantee that you don't know as much about the Pope as I do."

Mundra finally turned around.He looked down at the pile of cloth strips, frowned and said, "It's already torn."

"It's okay." Rhodes quickly took out a long aqua blue dress, "I believe this one is also very suitable for you."

Mundella tilted his head to look at it, and took it without any objection.

If Rhodes said this sentence before with only 90.00% sincerity, then after seeing the skirt on Mundra's boat, he has [-]% sincerity. When Mundra puts on lipstick, he will not only admire Can't think of anything else to do.

Mundra was not handsome.

His complexion was too pale, so pale that it was a little blue.His face was blunt and without heroism.His eyes were too sharp, so bright that they were scary.But when he adorned his face with Miss Monica's makeup, those flaws turned into strengths.Fair skin without blemishes, soft and elegant facial features, and bright eyes, all combined into a bright and youthful face.

Rhodes nodded frequently: "This is really a masterpiece of death."

Mundra said: "If it is the god of death, he will definitely not like the flesh on my face. He will definitely find a way to scrape it off, leaving only my bones."

"..." Rhodes was in a good mood, and he didn't want to argue with him about these meaningless topics at all. "Let's pack up and hit the road."

The so-called tidying up means to bury everything that should be buried, and get rid of all the traces that should be treated, including the corpses of Monica, Mrs. Rice, the coachman, the assassin and others, as well as the corpses of horses and carriages.

When Rhodes wanted the skeleton to drag Gregory and the driver into the dug pit, Gregory's wrist trembled.

Rhodes froze for a moment, stepped forward quickly, leaned over to check his condition, and found that his eyelashes were trembling, his nose was shrinking, and he was obviously still alive.Without hesitation, he took off the skulls of the skeletons beside him, and smashed them down on Gregory's head.

Gregory fell down without even humming.

Rhode saw Mundra looking over and asked, "He's not dead yet, what should we do?"

Mundra wondered, "Why do you want to ask this question?"

Rhodes shouted: "He is alive!" Is this guy in the situation?

Mundra said, "So what?"

Rhodes was helpless, "Even if you haven't experienced this kind of thing, you should know that doing bad things and being seen by others will kill you, right?"

Mundella said: "If you see it, you will see it. We are leaving anyway, and he seems to be short-lived."

Rhodes looked down at the unconscious Gregory, "Forget it." He turned his head to check other things.

Everything except Gregory was buried by the roadside.In order to prevent the soil from loosening due to heavy rain, Rhodes specially dug a six-meter deep pit, and filled it with soil for a long time.

After Rhodes finished this, he saw Mundra holding a bottle of black and green potion and smearing the arm of the witch corpse devoutly.Mundra might not look so awkward in mage robes, but he's wearing a bright aqua blue dress!

So perverted.

Rhode curled his lips in disdain, "Be careful, what if you get your skirt dirty?"

Mundra said indifferently: "There are still two boxes."

"..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Mundra couldn't help turning around, but saw Rhode's embarrassed expression.

Rhodes said: "Buried."

"what?"

"luggage."

Mundra put away the potion, then dusted her skirt and said, "Well, I will cherish it."

Rhodes' face didn't soften at all because of his rare and friendly behavior.

Mundella said, "Any more questions?"

Rhodes said: "Don't you think the mage's robe on me is very conspicuous?" He originally planned to change into the driver's clothes and pretend to be Mundra's servant, after all, the mage's robe is still too conspicuous.

Mundella said, "You can dig it out again."

"Good idea." Rhodes said to do it.

Digging is obviously more trouble than stuffing.

Rhodes finally dug out the box, only to find that the luggage of the two coachmen had been scrapped, one had been burned to charcoal, and the other had been split in half.

Mundra suggested from the side: "Isn't there still Mrs. Rice?"

Rhodes said: "I'm afraid it will break." Even if he can't break it, he is afraid that his face will frighten others.

Mundella regretted: "There is no way. You take it off."

Rhodes said: "Take off?"

Mundra said: "Just think that we have been robbed, your clothes have been taken away, and my luggage has been robbed, isn't it normal?"

……

Where is robbery normal?

Rhode pressed his forehead and said, "Then how do you explain that we are together, and it was me who was stripped of clothes instead of you?"

"You have a cute skull on your clothes. The robbers liked it very much, so they took it away." Mundella replied solemnly.

"..."

It wasn't Mundra that Rhodes thought was crazy, but himself.

If he wasn't insane, how could Twitch be with Mundra?

If he wasn't crazy, how could he expect a normal reason from Mundra?

If he wasn't crazy, why would he really want to take his clothes off? !

……

Rhodes took off his clothes, then took off the clothes of the coachman named Albon, and put them on.

Mondra looked at him cheekily, "You look delicious now."

While reburying the pit with earth magic, Rhodes snorted coldly, "I don't think this is a compliment at all."

Mundra said: "Or do you like to hear people say that you turn off people's appetite just by looking at it?"

Rhodes: "..."

Do all the aftermath work, Rhodes will review.

Gregory lay sprawled on the ground, breathing weakly.Rhodes thought maliciously: Even if he didn't kill himself, he wouldn't last long.Few people pass by this road, and it is really a miracle if they can survive.

Mundra hugged the witch corpse and babbled a lot to it before reluctantly putting it into his own space.

Rhodes was surprised: "Aren't you going to send it to the undead world?"

The world of the undead is actually like a huge space created by space magic. Legend has it that it was established by the god of death.All magicians who practice undead magic will be exposed to this type of spell, summoning the skeletons that have no owner there.You can also store the puppets you tamed there, waiting for your call.

Mundra sighed: "I am not willing to part with it."

……

This guy will fall in love with corpses later on, right?

This guy definitely has necrophilia.

Rhodes muttered silently.

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