The Growth of Orc's Waste

Yellow, round neck, embroidered with a cute Winnie the Pooh, holding a honey pot, full of happy expressions.My mother bought this at a nearby stall, very cheap, 15 yuan a piece.

Trying to ignore his clothes, he began to look around.

On the left is a large forest, on the right is a towering cliff, and where he is, there is a small open space between the forest and the cliff, the place near the forest is full of grass and flowers, occasionally there will be a few There are only butterflies flying around, and the flowers and plants are much less near the cliffs, probably because the sun is not often seen.

The trees in the forest are not sparse, there is about one tree every two or three square meters, and each tree is as thick as two or three people surrounded by it, and it seems to have grown for a long time.Xue Hai thought about it, raised his head and looked to the right, only to find that the cliff could not be seen at a glance, someone swallowed involuntarily, just in case, if a stone fell from it...

"Bah." Xue Hai scolded himself in his heart without hesitation, recalled all the disgusting words he could think of in his heart, and then added his own name to the subject.

Alas, what are I thinking about!Xue Hai tugged at his hair, how could someone be on such a cliff?Since there was no one, how could a stone suddenly fall down?So, these are all impossible... Although he comforted himself like this, Xue Hai moved a little towards the direction of the forest. After thinking about it, he felt unsafe, so he moved a little more...

After Xue Hai had moved under a big tree in the forest, he finally felt relieved, and began to sort out what happened before he came here. In the end, he seemed to understand that if he didn't guess wrong, he It was crossing, crossing to Draenor.

——First, there is a secret word on the computer. The person called Mobile Space sent himself a secret word, saying that the space system is opened. So, what is the space system?And it said that the location was initially set to be Draenor. Draenor, he knew, was the place where the orcs lived in the mountain pass, but later, the orcs all went to Sargeras and lived with the tauren, um, This is not the point, the point is that his race is actually human!Oh, look at my mouth, say it after me, people... kind...

It would be very strange if the secret word of the mobile space was facing his time travel.

Draenor is the territory of orcs. Even if he travels through time, he should become an orc to live there, right?What is the purpose of putting him as a human in the territory of the orcs now?What are you doing!Humans belong to the alliance, and the orcs belong to the tribe. They are mortal enemies at all, okay?

Thinking of this, Xue Hai rolled his eyes.

Think about the excellent performance when I was in a full-level alliance back then, not playing dungeons, not playing battlefields, and running all the way to Mars to assassinate the tribal trumpet—the crispness of the skills released, the precise movement of the position, watching the trumpet lying on the ground. For a long time on the ground, I knew that he was scolding me, but I didn't care about it and lived indifferently. I had the patience to guard that trumpet's corpse for a whole night. The chaser never gave up. When the trumpet was angry and then called a group of trumpets, he still did not change his look and killed the trumpet, and his heart became more and more excited.

In fact, the gods let me travel through time, so I let myself rule the world!

So Xue Hai was furious.

But after surging for a while, he felt that these scenarios were simply impossible to realize. After all, no matter how strong his mind was, how could he, as a disabled person, stand at the top of a power-centered world?Without entering the arena, he could see himself sitting in a wheelchair and being punched by an orc without any resistance...

But then, he thought of another possibility, that is, he was not in this Shankoushan game at all, but the two events happened at about the same time period, and it seemed that there was a little connection between them.

Then this is much easier to handle.

As a senior obsessive otaku, Xue Hai of course knows what time-traveling is. Uh-huh, time-traveling is a process in which he adopts younger brothers and younger sisters, dominates the world, dominates the world, and has countless harems!

The author has something to say: ==After finishing writing, looking back, I suddenly realized that I didn't seem to have written any plot...

Cover your face, and the next chapter will show cute things and Xiao Gong.

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Traveling to the world of orcs ([-])

After being so excited for a while, Xue Hai suddenly felt a little hungry. He touched his belly and felt that the level was not unbearable, but in order to prevent problems before they happen, it is wise to find something to eat first.

There is a forest in front and a cliff in the back. If Xue Hai wants to find something to eat, it is of course impossible for Xue Hai to drag his broken body up the cliff, or just sit here and wait for passers-by to deliver him. Will anyone pass by?Xue Hai knew the answer, so there was only one road left in front of him, and that was to enter the forest, get out of the forest, find a nearby house, and ask a kind person to give him something to eat. This knowledge made Xue Hai's heart suddenly rise. A trace of fear.

This forest just doesn't look simple, what if some beasts appear?Isn't he about to die? Take a step back and say, even if he leaves the forest safely, what if he can't find anyone?The more he thought about it, the more Xue Hai felt that his future was bleak, but at this moment, he couldn't find any other way except walking into the forest, so he could only bite the bullet and go in.

The land in the forest was originally dry, but the further you went in, it became more muddy, as if it had just rained a few days ago.The air here is good, the scenery is good, eyes are full of green, and you can smell the fragrance of the land, but Xue Hai suffers.Although the wheelchair is not as stable as on the concrete floor on dry land, it can still walk after all. In this situation, from time to time, it accidentally gets stuck in the mud, which makes Xue Hai feel that it will be walking. When I got to a certain place, I suddenly fell apart because I couldn't bear my own strength.

Therefore, Xue Haixing was very careful, but no matter how careful he was, there would always be a moment of sadness.

After traveling about a few hundred meters, or more than 1000 meters, the wheelchair bumped suddenly, causing Xue Hai's heart to jump, and then, no matter how Ren Xue Hai pushed the wheel, the wheelchair stopped moving.

Helpless, Xue Hai could only think of a way to get down, and fished the wheelchair out of the muddy ground. He looked around, trying to find something that could use his strength to get him safely to the ground, but just as he turned his head, he Was taken aback!

Behind a huge tree, some kind of green light flickered and floated in mid-air. Although it was daytime, it still looked very strange.Xue Hai's body trembled involuntarily, he just felt that the passing of time was not good, just as he was about to find a way to leave here quickly, he saw that green light floating out from behind the tree!

"Ah, are you a female?" The green group screamed in standard Mandarin.

Hearing this voice, Xue Hai was stunned. He was quite scared at first. After all, whoever suddenly encounters this kind of thing floating in mid-air and shining green light in the forest should not be too calm, especially Before Xue Hai was very afraid of something that was always floating around at night, but after hearing the language of that green thing and seeing his true face, Xue Hai was no longer afraid. On the contrary, he was still I think that thing is kind and cute...

It looks a bit like the coal shit ghost that appeared in Hayao Miyazaki's cartoon "My Neighbor Totoro", but the color has turned green, with big eyes open, floating in mid-air, a circle of fluff, and an innocent face .

"Well, may I ask, what were you talking about just now?" Xue Hai was a little embarrassed just now because he was only interested in being surprised that the group could speak Mandarin, but didn't notice what he was talking about.

"Well, I mean, are you female?" a soft voice asked.

Because the appearance of this thing is quite cute, and it doesn't seem to have any offensive power, Xue Hai has been staring at him, and at this moment, the corner of someone's mouth twitched, because he found... that ball No mouth at all!Since it has no mouth, where did its words come from?Moreover, is the female in the ball's mouth referring to a woman?Although he was a little thinner, he wouldn't be mistaken for a woman, right?However, it may also be because the group has never seen a human being, so when they saw it, they couldn't tell the difference between male and female...

Xue Hai automatically found an explanation for Qiuqiu. While thinking about it, he replied, "I'm not a female, I'm a male."

Immediately afterwards, that ball showed an expression of disbelief—well, don't ask me how I saw that round ball showing an expression of disbelief, but I just saw it.

"Ah, having said that, what are you doing in Lin Hai alone? Aren't you afraid that a male will appear and snatch you away?" The ball continued to ask as if no one was around, Xue Hai couldn't understand, he didn't understand that a man would steal him away What is a man doing, but when he recalled that Qiuqiu asked him if he was a girl before, it became clear, it seems that there are very few girls here.

He vaguely answered that ball's question, and then curiously asked some common sense, "Is this Draenor?"

"Yes."

"Then, are there any orcs here?" When Xue Hai asked here, he felt that he was talking nonsense.