The Growth of Orc's Waste

what happened to you today "

Xue Hai turned his head, pretending to be shy and said: "I really want to have sex with you, but today my aunt is here."

Brian: "?"

Xue Hai: "..." The language barrier is indeed a big obstacle.Xue Hai thought about it, covered his face silently, and began to think about the question raised by Brian—what happened to him today.

Just after thinking about it for a while, Xue Hai suddenly felt his stomach churning, and he just wanted to vomit to feel better. He quickly covered his mouth with his hand, but he couldn't help retching twice. Xue Hai cursed in his heart. In a word, he jumped off the bed and ran towards the door, thinking while running, this situation seems to be similar to the feeling of taking aphrodisiac last time.

It was indeed about the same, because this time, Brian quickly followed out with a worried face.

However, his expression seemed to be a little more subtle besides worry.

Xue Hai lay at the door and vomited uncomfortably for a long time, but he didn't vomit anything. After a while, he felt less uncomfortable. He breathed a sigh of relief, straightened up slightly, and looked at him with some embarrassment. The manservant who came to clean blushed, then turned his head, glared at Brian, pulled a certain stupid man into the room, and asked, "What did you give me today?"

Brian looked innocent: "No."

Xue Hai slanted his eyebrows and didn't speak. Now he really couldn't bear the smell on his body, so he went to the bathroom to wash his face, rinsed his mouth several times, and then asked calmly: "Do you think I Do you believe me?" Looking at Brian again, he still looked confused.

Xue Hai exploded: "It's the one from last time, and the conversation you had with Urri today—"

Before Xue Hai finished speaking, Brian immediately showed an expression of enlightenment, and then continued innocently: "Urri gave me that fruit, and he said it can make you feel less uncomfortable..."

"...Ulli!" Xue Hai gritted his teeth and called out, then turned to Brian and said, "Come on, I'll masturbate for you." Then, he went forward to peel off the animal skin under Brian.

Startled, Brian covered the animal skin: "Don't make trouble."

"You don't want it?" Xue Hai pouted, shaking his dizzy head, "Well, I'm posting backwards now, it's rare to see it in a hundred years, besides, anyway, I don't know when I ate that again Planting an aphrodisiac, that's why I retch, and after a while, it will be the same again... Now or after a while, isn't it the same, or do you like the enchanting one?"

Bryan blinked and waved his hands again and again: "No, no, no, Xue Hai, I don't like voluptuous ones, I like yours... No, no, I mean, the one who retched just now was not because of the aphrodisiac..." Xue Hai was stunned for a while, and it took him a while to react, and asked stupidly: "What is that?"

Brian twitched: "It's because you are going to give birth to me."

Xue Hai: "Pfft——"

Xue Hai went crazy: "Are you joking? I'm a man! I have a little dick!!" Brian blinked: "You told me this before, I know."

The corner of Xue Hai's mouth twitched: "Then you said that your sister gave birth to a child, you are the only one who has a child, and your whole family has a child."

Brian said seriously: "I'm a male, I can't give birth, you are a female, we did that thing before, so you can give birth, and when you were at home a few days ago, you cooked the dish in the meal , eat it, you will be more able to give birth..."

Xue Hai: "...that thing? Didn't you tell me it was an aphrodisiac?"

Bryan: "Yeah, but there's still a small part of that."

Hearing this, Xue Hai immediately opened his mouth wide. Of course he knew what Bryan meant by "that". He wanted to cry but felt like he was having a nightmare.

I couldn't help thinking in my heart, I am really not suitable for cooking, I am clumsy, and I have caused so many things, but should I be thankful that I ate so many wild vegetables earlier, and now I am still alive in this world?

That night, Xue Hai suffered from insomnia.

Brian also lost sleep.

The next day, brother Aqiu's grand wedding ceremony began, and the whole city reached the peak of celebration. Before dawn, the streets outside the palace were already crowded with people, and voices of blessings were everywhere.

Xue Hai's eyes circled, and he couldn't sleep well due to the noise, so he had no choice but to get up from the bed, and then looked around. He didn't know where he went. Erli didn't recover when he came to him.

Ulri: "Xue Hai? Are you not in a good condition today?"

Xue Hai's eyes were blank, and he murmured: "I'm pregnant..."

Upon hearing this, Ulri immediately reached out and grabbed Xue Hai's arm, as if he was checking his pulse, with a serious expression on his face. After waiting for a while, he burst out laughing, brushed his hair, and smiled: " What's the matter, it's normal for females to have children, now you are pregnant with Brian's child, shouldn't you be happy?"

Xue Hai rolled his eyes: "I love your sister, the problem is that I just... hey, let's not talk about it, I haven't settled with you before, that little fruit, aphrodisiac, you gave it to Brian Bar?"

Ulri shrank his neck, stuck out his tongue cutely, laughed, and pushed Xue Hai's shoulder: "What's the matter, didn't you have a good time at that time?"

Xue Hai: "..."

Just when Xue Hai was about to break out and tidy up Urli, a cute little boy knocked open the door with a "Peng" sound, threw himself into Xue Hai's arms, and started crying without saying a word. It looks very miserable.

The boy has golden curly hair on his head, which is upturned. It looks like he hasn't taken care of it. His small face is pointed and full of tears. His big eyes are flickering. Very little meat.

Xue Hai: "Whose child is this? Look at this little face crying..."

The boy said sullenly, "I'm Ah Qiu..."

Xue Hai was startled: "Aqiu!"

Ulri smiled again, and explained to Xue Hai, who was making a fuss next to him: "Aqiu belongs to the elves, so it should be the [-]th birthday recently, right? Generally speaking, the elves will be born when they are one hundred years old." Transform into a young human form, transform into a middle-aged human form at the age of three hundred, and die at the age of five hundred."

Xue Hai repeated: "Hundred birthday."

Aqiu raised his weeping little face: "Xue Hai, what should I do! My brother is getting married soon! He doesn't like that princess at all! I celebrated my birthday yesterday, and he came to my room drunk and said Yes, and...kiss me!"

Xue Hai: "..." So, what will be staged next is sibling incest?God!Take him directly!What kind of world is this? !

The author has something to say: Today's test is historical geography and Chinese.

Please bless~~!

Whose child is it ([-])

Aqiu's elder brother Kerry was wearing a very grand black long dress, standing at the end of the palace steps, his expression was light, but his brows were slightly frowned, as if he was not affected by this supposedly festive day at all.

There were enthusiastic cheers from the residents of the main city of the elves everywhere, but around Kerry, there was no sound at all, and the echo could be heard even if a needle was dropped.

The master of ceremonies and the leader of the band who stood aside glanced at each other, showing a helpless expression.The leader of the band gestured to them to wait a little longer, but the time at this time should be precious, and Kerry couldn't afford it.

The master of ceremonies couldn't bear it any longer. He first glanced at his highness and saw that his highness still didn't respond, so he turned his head and waved his hand. The band sighed and turned around. In an instant, ethereal music reverberated over the entire palace.

Hearing this voice, Kerry seemed to come back to his senses, and looked at the long corridor in front of him, and the person who was getting closer and closer to him, who would soon become his lifelong love.

Although that person was called a princess, he was actually just a child of one of the three nobles in the main city of the elves. The reason why he was called a princess was only because he was very beautiful.

The princess is not yet an adult, Kerry should have waited for him to become an adult, but he knew that he couldn't wait any longer, and he was afraid that when he couldn't help it now... couldn't help but break the engagement, couldn't help but put that people……

Thinking of this, Kerry couldn't help showing a wry smile at the corner of his mouth. He sighed deeply in his heart, but still maintained a faint expression on his face.

When his father died back then, he said that he would let him take care of him, no matter what, he would never leave him. He was always arrogant, thinking that with his own ability, how could he not be able to protect that person comprehensively?But now, indeed, it can't be done...

Stretching out his hand to take the bow and arrow handed over by the master of ceremonies, Kerry turned sideways and pulled his arms full. His heroic appearance made the surrounding shouts resound like waves again, but Kerry turned a deaf ear to it. He squinted his eyes and aligned his hands firmly. The wreath on the princess's head——the wreath covered the man's face, and he was going to use this arrow now to expose the princess' face to the people.

Kerry has never met the princess, but he knows that the most beautiful person in the main city of elves is not far behind, and he should have experienced such occasions, not to mention, he is not the person who cares about these things at all.

Kerry let out a breath slowly. He was not far from the princess, so he could naturally see his slightly trembling shoulders.The corner of Kerry's mouth revealed a hint of self-mockery, the arrow left the string, and nailed the wreath to the colorful flower hall not far away, and at this moment, cheering