[Online Games] The days after becoming a mermaid

Although the great swordsman wanted to smash a few holes in his pharmacist's shoes out of good intentions, Joshua still waved his hands and refused in line with the principle of not getting rewarded for nothing. (Note: 'Smashing holes' can be understood as 'equipment punching' here)

[Team] Xiaoqiao Liushui: Thank you, thank you, really don’t need it, the success rate must reach 80.00% if the punching fails, the equipment will not explode. In addition to the ore needed for punching, the lucky stone is expensive, I can do it myself up.

[Team] Ji Bufan: Well, okay then.

Seeing the figure of the little pharmacist shaking his head and blushing, he must be very reluctant in his heart. Ji Zifan didn't force him anymore, so he put down the mouse in his right hand and leaned his body on the soft back of the swivel chair, sighed, Who made him just a stranger now!

There is still a reason why Joshua did not accept the swordsman's favor, and the lack of familiarity between the two is not the main point.

Players who play Hualong Tianxia know that if they make their own equipment, the failure rate is quite high. In fact, failure is nothing, and the equipment will disappear after failure.

Therefore, there is a saying in the game: the equipment is not what you want to fight, you can fight if you want to fight.

The failure rate of the first hole and the second hole is low, and the equipment will not explode. If the third hole is not filled with lucky stones, it is okay to succeed. Once the equipment fails, there is a 60.00% possibility of disappearing.

By analogy, the more holes there are, the greater the chance of equipment disappearing. If the last hole is about to be drilled, and the equipment disappears in the end, isn't all previous work wasted?So here, lucky stones play a big role.

Lucky stones are very cheap. It should be said that a lucky stone is very cheap. It only costs 80.00 silver coins, but a stone can only increase the success rate by 81%. That is to say, if you want the success rate to reach [-]%, At least [-] stones are required.

One stone is five hundred silver coins, and 81 are forty gold coins and five hundred silver coins. The current ratio of gold coins to RMB is 2:1, so the conversion into RMB is 20 yuan and twenty-five cents.

I’m afraid most gamers won’t pay 20 yuan to their hearts, because after all, it costs thousands of dollars to start the game, and most people who buy the game can live with security, but the problem is that a piece of equipment is not one hole but six holes. , the fortune stone alone costs more than 100 times, not counting the number of failed attempts, and the punched stone is another expense, not to mention the cost of the attribute cards that need to be inlaid in the empty holes.

Making equipment yourself is betting on your own luck, which shows the value of a pair of six-hole full-card shoes.

Since the failure rate of punching is so high and the cost is very high, even if the two had contact before, Joshua would not just take advantage of others, and the two had never met before.

The two of them are relatively silent now, even though there is a master working hard to raise the topic, they are still very cold, and the atmosphere has become a little awkward.

Now that the copies have been completed, Joshua feels that there is no reason to stay. The light bulb is shameful.

[Team] Xiaoqiao Liushui: Master, then I will leave. I didn’t drive when I went shopping today. I’m so tired~

[Team] Fluttery Meow: Uh, add a friend before downloading.

add friend?Joshua was taken aback, but thinking about the time when the swordsman abandoned the mission and came to make a dungeon for him, it seemed unreasonable not to add a friend, but the addition did not mean clearly: add a friend as a master, and I will find you in the next dungeon bring!

Whether to add or not to add or not, Joshua is really hard to get off now.

[System] 'Ding Dong' player Ji Bufan asked to be added as a friend, do you reject it?

Uh, the swordsman took the initiative to add, Joshua clicked on No, and then a swordsman's male avatar appeared in the friend list.

[Team] Xiaoqiao Liushui: o(∩_∩)o, then I will go down first, and you all go to bed early~Master 88

【Team】Ji Bufan: 88

[Team] Fluttering Meow: ...

After clicking X on the window where the game was running on the screen, Joshua pressed the power off button, carefully removed the network cables from the notebook, and put them in a safe place in a dry place.

Most dogs have a soft spot for network cables, and golden retrievers are no exception. Every day, Joshua must apply a layer of orange-red spicy oil to the long wires at a fixed time. punish.

In the past, hot peppers and the like were Joshua’s favorites, but since he became a fish, he can no longer touch hot peppers. Every day when he punishes the golden retriever, he also punishes himself.

Everyone knows that if you like spicy food, there is a certain degree of spiciness. There is always an unbearable level of spiciness that makes you unbearable. The fragrant chili oil teases Joshua's taste all the time.

Just like now, Joshua is wearing a small white underwear, laying on the ground with his butt pouted and holding a small brush to start painting.

It was so fragrant, he swallowed, trying to focus on the network cable, but he couldn't help but glance at the bottle.

Just one bite, one lick

This kind of chili oil was Joshua's favorite before. When he was cooking before, he added half a bottle in one breath and he still felt unsatisfied. Now his body's sense of taste seems to be particularly sensitive, and he can't control the stimulating materials such as star anise. It is said that things like soy sauce, vinegar and salt should also be controlled by millimeters.

Unable to bear it any longer, Joshua looked at the bottle cap in his hand and licked his lips, narrowed his eyes, stretched out his pink and slippery tongue, and slid under the cap.

Immediately, "Wow~" Hearing a scream from the big house, Joshua covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom. During the period, his nose burst into tears, and the joy was that the little underwear on his body was gone. Replaced with a fish tail.

It turned out that Joshua was so hot that he showed his prototype...

The people living in the next few big houses were obviously used to it, none of them blinked their eyelids, and their hand holding the newspaper was not affected, they were still doing what they should do calmly.

Since the golden retriever was brought home, this kind of tragedy has happened almost every night, so there is the above saying that torturing the golden retriever is also torturing himself.

Climbing out of the bathroom with tears in his eyes, Joshua blinked. Because the ends of his eyes were slightly raised, he looked a bit like a cat-eyed boy in comics.

I will never eat spicy food again!While making up his mind in his heart, Joshua crawled into the house silently while crying, (┬_┬) I don’t want to cry, but it can’t be controlled~

After making a firm determination in his heart that has been made countless times but never fulfilled, Joshua silently crawled into the bathtub (fish tank?) with tears in his eyes.

When the body was completely immersed in the water, what Joshua thought in his mind was: finally returned to the embrace of nature, oh, that little pepper that I love and hate.

**

Joshua had already fallen asleep, while the hardworking duo far away in the office rubbed their bellies and smiled wryly.

"Brother, I didn't even eat dinner in order to make you an apprentice, let alone supper, what time is it?" With a shameful growl in his stomach, Ji Miaomiao turned off the computer and covered her stomach and complained.

Ji Zifan glanced at his sister and knew that she was very hungry. He adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose, locked up all the documents, handed her the briefcase and walked out of the office first.

I really don't know how to love my sister!Glancing at Ji Zifan's back resentfully, Ji Miaomiao had no choice but to quickly lock the door and follow after the farther and farther back.

"Brother, wait for me, I'm afraid~"