Acting as a substitute
Chapter 117
Bo Shenyan leaned on the bedside and looked at the sentence sent by Yuan Jiayi, showing an idiotic smile on his face, and just sent out what he wrote, and immediately received a call from Yuan Jiayi.
He grinned happily, and quickly picked it up, "My wife~(*^▽^*), do you miss me...Me too, as soon as you left, my little brother and I started to miss you ..."
The voice on the other end of the phone was a bit noisy, and Bo Shenyan heard a few shouts full of youthful vigor.
"Hello, Teacher Yuan!"
"Teacher Yuan is so handsome!"
"Mr. Yuan, you write well!"
Hearing the students say hello to him, Yuan Jiayi, before he had time to speak to Bo Shenyan, covered the microphone of the mobile phone as if cheating, and nodded to the students, "Hey, good, hello."
A student standing next to Yuan Jiayi obviously didn't notice the teacher's movements, and thought he was using his mobile phone to scan videos or something, so he wanted to chat with him.
"Teacher Yuan, do you still remember my name?"
The boy in his early twenties had a vigorous voice, and Bo Shenyan was so angry that he almost bit his handkerchief on the other end of the phone.
Yuan Jiayi seemed to hesitate for a moment, then held the phone and smiled apologetically, "...Ah, I'm sorry, classmate, there are too many people in the class, I...maybe I didn't remember your name very well..."
President Bo smiled with satisfaction at his wife's answer, and continued to listen attentively.
He had already begun to look forward to the boy's disappointment.
But I heard Yuan Jiayi continue to say, "...but I am quite familiar with your appearance. You always sit in the second row, and you are pretty good-looking. The main reason is that you have good grades..."
!
Bo Shenyan's eyes widened in horror, he grabbed his phone and glanced at the contacts on the screen, after confirming repeatedly that it was his wife, he lowered his head sadly.
He wanted to cry so much, his wife was talking to other men, but he could only listen here like a thief.
The boy smiled heartily, and the voice seemed to be patting Yuan Jiayi's shoulder, with the sound of fabric rubbing, "Then Teacher Yuan, I will introduce myself again, you must remember me."
Yuan Jiayi also smiled, but his very polite answer entered Bo Shenyan's ears like a bolt from the blue.
"Okay, you say, I will remember."
"Then, my name is Chi Shen. Teacher Yuan must remember me. By the way, is Teacher Yuan from Yucheng?"
Yuan Jiayi was quite surprised, "Can you tell that I'm from Yucheng?"
Bo Shenyan, who was eavesdropping, pouted in aggrieved manner.
The first time he talked to his wife, he didn't even realize that she was from Yucheng. How did this brat know that!
The boy named Chi Shen smiled, "Haha, Mr. Yuan, you are so cute. I know you are from Yucheng because I checked the profiles of your tutors before choosing courses. You are good-looking and kind-hearted, and your academic qualifications are so bad." My God, if you say you can enroll in the eight-year clinical medicine program, who else can you choose if you don’t take your course?”
Talking up to this point, no matter how dull Yuan Jiayi was, he also noticed that Chi Shen's attitude towards him seemed a little...too intimate.
So he shook the phone in his hand, and just as he was about to say that he still had something to do, Chi Shen interrupted him in advance and said, "Mr. Yuan, I saw a case yesterday about a fracture of the ankle joint with postoperative tibiofibular separation surgery." Treatment, the patient was injured by a fall, causing pain and swelling in his right ankle joint, accompanied by limited mobility..."
When the students asked questions about study, Yuan Jiayi couldn't refuse to answer, so he could only patiently clear his throat and listen with lowered eyes.
Chi Shen's thirst for knowledge almost filled Bo Shenyan's ears. He was so sad that he couldn't help himself, holding the small white cloth that Yuan Jiayi took off by him last night, sulking secretly.
When the little thing comes back, he will let him put on this thing, and then take it off and on again and again!
"Auxiliary examination was done, right ankle X-ray, right ankle fracture, inferior tibiofibular separation, fracture was obviously displaced. After admission, blood routine and biochemical routine, ECG and abdominal color were completed..."
Bo Shenyan listened bitterly to Chi Shen's endless chatter, took the phone away from his ear, turned on the speaker and waited for Yuan Jiayi to speak, staring at the financial section of the news, unable to read a single word.
"Well, this operation was done very well. According to the LH classification, it belongs to pronation and external rotation IV injury. It is definitely the first choice for open reduction and internal fixation."
Yuan Jiayi's voice was always clear and cold when discussing professional issues, as calm as a professional answer from an electronic machine, but it made Bo Shenyan's blood boil instantly.
Tonight... must let him use this voice... hehehe...
It's so fucking sexy.
Yuan Jiayi didn't know what he was about to encounter tonight, so he still explained to Chi Shen the reason why he did each step. He turned his phone on the podium and gestured with his hand, "Look, surgery Cut open the outside of this ankle, dissect the fibula, reposition it, and..."
Bo Shenyan's Adam's apple was rolling up and down, he got out of the bed with red ear tips, and went straight into the bathroom.
"After the fibula is reset, the inferior tibiofibular syndesmosis is reset. The screwing of the inferior tibiofibular screw needs to penetrate three layers of cortex before it can be fixed. Finally, the medial malleolus needs to be fixed with a hollow nail..."
Yuan Jiayi's gentle voice echoed in the bathroom, and after hitting the wall, it penetrated into Bo Shenyan's eardrums.
He tried his best to suppress the heavy breathing.
In the end, he looked down at his hands and sneered, "...that's really a vixen."
Yuan Jiayi's mobile phone was not turned on, so in the noisy classroom, even if Bo Shenyan was crying through the receiver, if he didn't listen carefully, he might be ignored.
"Ahhh... Thank you, Teacher Yuan. After you said that, all my previous doubts have been solved. Thank you, Teacher Yuan! Can I treat you to dinner after class?"
Chi Shen's sudden noisy voice almost flashed President Bo's hand, and the words "please eat" made Bo Shenyan's heart ring loudly.
Yuan Jiayi shook his head and refused, "I am a teacher, and it is my job to answer students' questions."
"Ah, I still want to go eat hot pot with Teacher Yuan to enhance our relationship..."
The young big boy has always expressed his disappointment straightforwardly, and his tone is full of regret.
Probably because he wanted to maintain a good teacher-student relationship, Yuan Jiayi smiled again, "I am an old man, there is a generation gap in the communication between you and me, you have fun with your peers, and you have to have fun when you are young .”
He deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of the word "old age" in order to increase the distance between the two of them.
Bo Shenyan nodded in relief, put on his bathrobe, and left the bathroom like a proud little rooster with his slippers on. He lay on the sofa and basked in the sun, recalling the beautiful things that happened there last night.
Yuan Jiayi on the other end of the phone seemed to have completely forgotten about the call, until Bo Shenyan heard the class bell ring, but he was still not hung up on his side, and couldn't help but muffled laughter.
The little hedgehog loves money so much, if he knows that he has been on the phone for hours, I don't know what his expression will be when he realizes it.
When it comes to the fact that he was looking for money, Bo Shenyan thought of a grand event that Yuan Jiayi did last night that even he couldn't do.
Yuan Jiayi was drunk last night, singing and dancing in the sound-proof presidential suite, and Bo Shenyan praised him for singing beautifully without conscience, worrying countless times whether the thunder outside the window would come in After punishing him for lying and cheating, Bo Shenyan watched Yuan Jiayi's new show again.
He felt lonely singing alone, and wanted to sing with the singer, he had to watch the MV and the live broadcast of the concert.
So Yuan Jiayi took out his mobile phone, clicked on the Hate Weird APP, and ignored Bo Shenyan's obstruction, stared at the screen viciously and said, "...I really don't want to watch any more commercials. The 90-second commercials are simply too much. They are seeking money and killing their lives! I want to open a membership! Open a lot of memberships!"
If you want to say who has the best concentration in the world, President Bo is the No. 1.
Because he can do it after the husband and wife have prepared the hey hey mood, and he can still hold Durex and sit on the sofa without distraction, watching his daughter-in-law muttering to open the video membership with great endurance.
Yuan Jiayi's voice interrupted Bo Shenyan's thoughts, even if he knew nothing about medicine, he couldn't help being curious about orthopedic knowledge.
"Just before class, er... Chi... er... Chi Shen, told me about a case of ankle fracture with tibiofibular separation surgery. The operation was done very well, but if the distal fixation of the tibia Cancellous bone screws and elastic pads will be more in line with the physiological state."
Facing the fact that Yuan Jiayi forgot Chi Shen's name, President Bo leaped up excitedly, and slammed his head on the coffee table, making a "pong" sound.
Yuan Jiayi, who was writing on the blackboard, looked back in surprise when he heard the sound, thinking it was a prank by some classmate, but when he turned around, he found that everyone was staring at him writing. When he turned around, he met everyone's eyes. He couldn't help being a little embarrassed, and turned back to the blackboard with a blushing face.
There was a sound of breathing below.
"My God, Teacher Yuan is really a waste of being a mentor here. He really killed me this time around."
"Who said no, I almost gave birth to a child on the spot... Damn, if anyone has the honor to give birth to him, I really envy him to death..."
"This gene, this IQ, I am willing to trade five years of my life to be with Teacher Yuan."
……
A few male voices suddenly mixed in among the low voices of discussion that belonged exclusively to the girls.
"I hope the original teacher's gender will not be too rigid, and I am willing to build a small family with him..."
"Teacher Yuan is so gentle, I don't know if he is 1 or...hehe..."
"I think it's 1, his eyes really attack me..."
In the educational administration system, Yuan Jiayi has actually been the title of associate professor for a long time, but he feels that this title is a bit alienated. In order to let the students not be too afraid of his cold appearance once he started teaching, he asked everyone to continue Call him the original teacher.
Hearing that so many students had a crush on Yuan Jiayi, both men and women, President Bo panicked over the phone while covering the numbed Tian Lingai.
He regretted choosing an auspicious day to get the certificate.
Every day with Yuan Jiayi is an auspicious day.
I'll pick it up when I come back in the afternoon, and then hold the wedding, so that everyone knows that Yuan Jiayi is in charge!
Yuan Jiayi, who had his back to the students, could hear the voice behind him clearly, his face was flushed with embarrassment, and he didn't dare to turn to face the students for a while, so he could only keep writing and drawing on the blackboard, In embarrassment, I accidentally drew a whole human skeleton structure diagram...
Seeing the picture on the blackboard, Yuan Jiayi was stunned for a moment, and then he helped his forehead helplessly.
He originally... only wanted to draw two legs.
There was thunderous applause behind him.
"..."
The whole class time was quickly passed by Yuan Jiayi's personal display of skills, but a group of students who didn't learn any knowledge seemed to be full of ink, all of them were rubbing their stomachs, and they appeared satisfied. lecture theater.
Yuan Jiayi secretly thought that he must find a way to make up for the next class, so as to be worthy of the salary he took.
While thinking, he picked up the phone and saw the call interface and the duration of the call on the screen, his beautiful eyes bloodshot instantly.
"...Bo, Shen, Yan! My phone bill!"
Bo Shenyan laughed like a wild duck over there, and he couldn't help but patted the sofa, "Hahaha...hahahahaha...Mr. Yuan, your lectures are so good, I can't help but pat the sofa. I'm fascinated by it... Hahahahaha... Okay, I'm not mad at you, I'm going to hang up now, come back and settle the score with me, okay? When you come back, you can torment me... Hahaha..."
"...Wait, don't hang up, it's 03 seconds now, and there are more than [-] seconds left, don't be cheap, operator." Yuan Jiayi's voice was sad.
Bo Shenyan: "..."
"I'll go home in a while. Are you going home now? Go back early and replace Mama Song. She's getting old, and she'll always be tired from holding the baby. Don't you know, Bo Shenyan, do you have a heart? There's also Nuomi lying down Rice, glutinous rice can be fed a little more at night, and only half a bowl of dog food is given to it when you get down, I marked it on the dog food bag, if you dare to feed more, as much as it eats, it will be deducted from your dinner, Did you understand what I said?"
When the two of them were young, they could look for food by themselves, which made Yuan Jiayi feel very relieved for a while, but he didn't realize that he had made a big mistake until they got fat and became what they are now.
I couldn't see the other person's movements through the phone, but through imagination, Bo Shenyan had already engraved Yuan Jiayi's angry appearance in his mind countless times, and he nodded repeatedly, "Okay, okay, wife, I'll go home right away." , I should be a little earlier than you. What do you want to eat? I cook. Grandma has been in good condition for the past two days. She can get out of bed and go for a walk. I guess grandma will let Song Ma take Xixi back to the old house to play, so Wife, we can enjoy ourselves tonight..."
Bo Shenyan glanced at the screen speechlessly when a "beep" sound came from the receiver. Sure enough, the call time stopped at 58 seconds.
Former associate professor - a model of diligence and thrift in housekeeping.
Bo Shenyan was very excited about welcoming Doctor Yuan home, he jumped up from the sofa, went into the bathroom, took another shower, got out and put on his own clothes and left the hotel in a hurry.
Passing through the door of Wo Ye's room last night, Bo Shenyan vaguely glanced at the room number, Bo Shenyan heard intermittent pain coming from inside, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Really know how to play, on the door panel.
He will try it in a while.
When he got home, Yuan Jiayi was so tired that he clutched his coat and squatted at the door, out of breath, looking around for Bo Shenyan out of breath.
He barely heard the sound of the door opening from the working interval of the range hood, Bo Shenyan hurriedly turned off the fire, and ran over with a small spatula in his hands, and hugged him with open arms.
"My wife is back (*^▽^*) I want to hug, I want to kiss (づ ̄3 ̄)づ, I want my wife to touch..."
Yuan Jiayi sighed wearily.
Recently, he felt that Bo Shenyan was scary.
The man's strong possessiveness made Yuan Jiayi feel that he seemed to want to put a pork quarantine certificate on his face at any time to declare his ownership to others. If he didn't peel off the skin, the two would never lose each other Traces of entanglement.
Yuan Jiayi really couldn't accept that after work every day, there would be an old pervert rushing over like a mad dog, voluntarily demanding to be punished.
And even if he doesn't agree, it doesn't matter, people can help themselves.
For example now.
Bo Shenyan grabbed Yuan Jiayi's hand and rubbed it on his face repeatedly, and kissed his palm from time to time, "Oh, why did my wife's hand touch my mouth, I'm so shy."
"..."
Yuan Jiayi let him hold her hand and walked into the house, and sat on the big chair to watch him cook.
"When I came back, Mama Song explained to me that Nuomi snatched Xixi's pacifier and ran out yesterday. She was worried that Nuomi would hide it, and if Xixi found it while crawling around the house in the future, she would eat it directly. There is a problem."
Bo Shenyan's resonant voice overwhelmed the range hood, and Yuan Jiayi not only heard it clearly, but even heard the echo.
They redecorated the house and opened two doors for the baby room. One side is connected to their bedroom so that they can check on Yuan Xi at night, and the other side is the entrance door next door bought by Bo Shenyan so that Mama Song can use it. Come and pick up the kids without going past their room.
As a result, no one expected that such a thing would happen yesterday.
The culprit of everything is glutinous rice.
Yuan Jiayi thought of this, and gently pinched the glutinous rice pad lying on his lap, causing the cat to show its sharp claws in dissatisfaction and start to scare people.
"Yo, are you able?"
Bo Shenyan turned his back to Yuan Jiayi, subconsciously thought he had done something wrong when he heard this, and apologized before turning around.
"Wife, wait a minute, I'll stop the fire and kneel later, you bear with it first, watch a drama or something, didn't a few days ago a TV drama about doctors came out? I watched a few episodes, Doctors are so great, I want to be a doctor..."
Bo Shenyan, who just wanted to make Yuan Jiayi happy, completely forgot what happened last night, so when Yuan Jiayi obediently accepted his suggestion, opened the video app, and let out a terrified roar, Bo Shenyan still When I didn't know it, when I suddenly recalled it, I found it was too late.
"...!"
Yuan Jiayi's eyes almost fell out, he walked up to Bo Shenyan with the phone in disbelief, and showed him the numbers on the screen with trembling fingers.
"...I...my mother... am I...Bo Shenyan, do I have something wrong with my eyes...why...why did I not only become a member...but also...for 20 years ?!"
Even the swear words came out, and I think the stimulation I received was really not small.
"... Wife, this... people can do anything if they drink too much... Last night, Wo Ye took it upon himself to give me a car, but Duan Fu beat him up. After waking up today, he didn't pay for it." Actions?"
Bo Shenyan cupped his daughter-in-law's shoulders, comforting her in a warm voice.
Yuan Jiayi knelt down on the carpet in despair, telling the official customer service about his ordeal last night.
The result is: Sorry dear, virtual currency does not provide refund service for the time being.
Worried about his situation, Bo Shenyan felt that Yuan Jiayi's narrow-mindedness could keep him awake for half a month for just a few thousand dollars.
So he thought of a way to help him sleep and help him do bad things.
"Wife, would you like some red wine? Get drunk and relieve your worries."
Not surprisingly, Yuan Jiayi was worried and depressed, and ended up drinking too much.
He sat on the carpet and hugged the glutinous rice tightly, crying and said to Bo Shenyan, "I...don't I just want to buy a big house? I...beep yesterday, after a calculation, just, the villa I had in mind, The price of one square meter, I told you before... woohoo... I will buy the smallest apartment, [-] square meters, according to my current salary, I... I have to start nailing steel plates since the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Periods, Bone chiseling nails... to afford..."
Bo Shenyan laughed so much that he hugged his stomach and rolled on the carpet, rolled to Yuan Jiayi's lap and lay on his calf, looking up at him, "Mr. Yuan, haven't you been a video member for 20 years? Use that to buy. "
Yuan Jiayi cried even more sadly.
Seeing him crying like this, the big tail behind Bo Shenyan wagged happily.
He likes to make Yuan Jiayi cry the most.
The more drunk you are, the sadder you cry, the more obedient you will be at the end.
You can wear whatever you want to wear, and you can hold whatever you want to hold.
But he will also feel distressed after crying for a long time, just like the situation where he can't stop crying now.
Bo Shenyan put on a bathrobe, went to the kitchen, and brought the cherries washed by Yuan Jiayi a long time ago and put them in his arms, "Honey, eat some fruit, don't cry, be good."
Yuan Jiayi obediently held the glass basin and sniffed his snot. I felt sorry for the red tip of his nose, but Bo Shenyan couldn't help it. He raised his hand to wipe his snot with his fingertips, bowed his head and kissed the tip of his nose.
He's not so perverted that he has a hobby of eating snot.
Picking up a cherries, Bo Shenyan put it in front of Yuan Jiayi's eyes, and smiled meaningfully, "Wife, guess who is bigger, yours or it's?"
The drunk man naturally didn't understand what he meant, so he only heard Bo Shenyan say later, "Hey, lie on the bed and have a good sleep, and I'll buy you a villa when you wake up."
In the muddle of thinking, Yuan Jiayi completely entrusted himself to Bo Shenyan.
I didn't feel a little weird until I woke up the next morning
Yuan Jiayi looked down at his chest, then turned his head and glared at Bo Shenyan.
Bo Shenyan has always been dog-legged. Seeing Yuan Jiayi's expression, he also realized how big a mistake he made with his mouth last night. He hurriedly ran towards the drawer under the TV cabinet in the living room like a little girl. He handed two things to Yuan Jiayi.
"My wife... how about sticking two band-aids on it? Block one?"
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He grinned happily, and quickly picked it up, "My wife~(*^▽^*), do you miss me...Me too, as soon as you left, my little brother and I started to miss you ..."
The voice on the other end of the phone was a bit noisy, and Bo Shenyan heard a few shouts full of youthful vigor.
"Hello, Teacher Yuan!"
"Teacher Yuan is so handsome!"
"Mr. Yuan, you write well!"
Hearing the students say hello to him, Yuan Jiayi, before he had time to speak to Bo Shenyan, covered the microphone of the mobile phone as if cheating, and nodded to the students, "Hey, good, hello."
A student standing next to Yuan Jiayi obviously didn't notice the teacher's movements, and thought he was using his mobile phone to scan videos or something, so he wanted to chat with him.
"Teacher Yuan, do you still remember my name?"
The boy in his early twenties had a vigorous voice, and Bo Shenyan was so angry that he almost bit his handkerchief on the other end of the phone.
Yuan Jiayi seemed to hesitate for a moment, then held the phone and smiled apologetically, "...Ah, I'm sorry, classmate, there are too many people in the class, I...maybe I didn't remember your name very well..."
President Bo smiled with satisfaction at his wife's answer, and continued to listen attentively.
He had already begun to look forward to the boy's disappointment.
But I heard Yuan Jiayi continue to say, "...but I am quite familiar with your appearance. You always sit in the second row, and you are pretty good-looking. The main reason is that you have good grades..."
!
Bo Shenyan's eyes widened in horror, he grabbed his phone and glanced at the contacts on the screen, after confirming repeatedly that it was his wife, he lowered his head sadly.
He wanted to cry so much, his wife was talking to other men, but he could only listen here like a thief.
The boy smiled heartily, and the voice seemed to be patting Yuan Jiayi's shoulder, with the sound of fabric rubbing, "Then Teacher Yuan, I will introduce myself again, you must remember me."
Yuan Jiayi also smiled, but his very polite answer entered Bo Shenyan's ears like a bolt from the blue.
"Okay, you say, I will remember."
"Then, my name is Chi Shen. Teacher Yuan must remember me. By the way, is Teacher Yuan from Yucheng?"
Yuan Jiayi was quite surprised, "Can you tell that I'm from Yucheng?"
Bo Shenyan, who was eavesdropping, pouted in aggrieved manner.
The first time he talked to his wife, he didn't even realize that she was from Yucheng. How did this brat know that!
The boy named Chi Shen smiled, "Haha, Mr. Yuan, you are so cute. I know you are from Yucheng because I checked the profiles of your tutors before choosing courses. You are good-looking and kind-hearted, and your academic qualifications are so bad." My God, if you say you can enroll in the eight-year clinical medicine program, who else can you choose if you don’t take your course?”
Talking up to this point, no matter how dull Yuan Jiayi was, he also noticed that Chi Shen's attitude towards him seemed a little...too intimate.
So he shook the phone in his hand, and just as he was about to say that he still had something to do, Chi Shen interrupted him in advance and said, "Mr. Yuan, I saw a case yesterday about a fracture of the ankle joint with postoperative tibiofibular separation surgery." Treatment, the patient was injured by a fall, causing pain and swelling in his right ankle joint, accompanied by limited mobility..."
When the students asked questions about study, Yuan Jiayi couldn't refuse to answer, so he could only patiently clear his throat and listen with lowered eyes.
Chi Shen's thirst for knowledge almost filled Bo Shenyan's ears. He was so sad that he couldn't help himself, holding the small white cloth that Yuan Jiayi took off by him last night, sulking secretly.
When the little thing comes back, he will let him put on this thing, and then take it off and on again and again!
"Auxiliary examination was done, right ankle X-ray, right ankle fracture, inferior tibiofibular separation, fracture was obviously displaced. After admission, blood routine and biochemical routine, ECG and abdominal color were completed..."
Bo Shenyan listened bitterly to Chi Shen's endless chatter, took the phone away from his ear, turned on the speaker and waited for Yuan Jiayi to speak, staring at the financial section of the news, unable to read a single word.
"Well, this operation was done very well. According to the LH classification, it belongs to pronation and external rotation IV injury. It is definitely the first choice for open reduction and internal fixation."
Yuan Jiayi's voice was always clear and cold when discussing professional issues, as calm as a professional answer from an electronic machine, but it made Bo Shenyan's blood boil instantly.
Tonight... must let him use this voice... hehehe...
It's so fucking sexy.
Yuan Jiayi didn't know what he was about to encounter tonight, so he still explained to Chi Shen the reason why he did each step. He turned his phone on the podium and gestured with his hand, "Look, surgery Cut open the outside of this ankle, dissect the fibula, reposition it, and..."
Bo Shenyan's Adam's apple was rolling up and down, he got out of the bed with red ear tips, and went straight into the bathroom.
"After the fibula is reset, the inferior tibiofibular syndesmosis is reset. The screwing of the inferior tibiofibular screw needs to penetrate three layers of cortex before it can be fixed. Finally, the medial malleolus needs to be fixed with a hollow nail..."
Yuan Jiayi's gentle voice echoed in the bathroom, and after hitting the wall, it penetrated into Bo Shenyan's eardrums.
He tried his best to suppress the heavy breathing.
In the end, he looked down at his hands and sneered, "...that's really a vixen."
Yuan Jiayi's mobile phone was not turned on, so in the noisy classroom, even if Bo Shenyan was crying through the receiver, if he didn't listen carefully, he might be ignored.
"Ahhh... Thank you, Teacher Yuan. After you said that, all my previous doubts have been solved. Thank you, Teacher Yuan! Can I treat you to dinner after class?"
Chi Shen's sudden noisy voice almost flashed President Bo's hand, and the words "please eat" made Bo Shenyan's heart ring loudly.
Yuan Jiayi shook his head and refused, "I am a teacher, and it is my job to answer students' questions."
"Ah, I still want to go eat hot pot with Teacher Yuan to enhance our relationship..."
The young big boy has always expressed his disappointment straightforwardly, and his tone is full of regret.
Probably because he wanted to maintain a good teacher-student relationship, Yuan Jiayi smiled again, "I am an old man, there is a generation gap in the communication between you and me, you have fun with your peers, and you have to have fun when you are young .”
He deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of the word "old age" in order to increase the distance between the two of them.
Bo Shenyan nodded in relief, put on his bathrobe, and left the bathroom like a proud little rooster with his slippers on. He lay on the sofa and basked in the sun, recalling the beautiful things that happened there last night.
Yuan Jiayi on the other end of the phone seemed to have completely forgotten about the call, until Bo Shenyan heard the class bell ring, but he was still not hung up on his side, and couldn't help but muffled laughter.
The little hedgehog loves money so much, if he knows that he has been on the phone for hours, I don't know what his expression will be when he realizes it.
When it comes to the fact that he was looking for money, Bo Shenyan thought of a grand event that Yuan Jiayi did last night that even he couldn't do.
Yuan Jiayi was drunk last night, singing and dancing in the sound-proof presidential suite, and Bo Shenyan praised him for singing beautifully without conscience, worrying countless times whether the thunder outside the window would come in After punishing him for lying and cheating, Bo Shenyan watched Yuan Jiayi's new show again.
He felt lonely singing alone, and wanted to sing with the singer, he had to watch the MV and the live broadcast of the concert.
So Yuan Jiayi took out his mobile phone, clicked on the Hate Weird APP, and ignored Bo Shenyan's obstruction, stared at the screen viciously and said, "...I really don't want to watch any more commercials. The 90-second commercials are simply too much. They are seeking money and killing their lives! I want to open a membership! Open a lot of memberships!"
If you want to say who has the best concentration in the world, President Bo is the No. 1.
Because he can do it after the husband and wife have prepared the hey hey mood, and he can still hold Durex and sit on the sofa without distraction, watching his daughter-in-law muttering to open the video membership with great endurance.
Yuan Jiayi's voice interrupted Bo Shenyan's thoughts, even if he knew nothing about medicine, he couldn't help being curious about orthopedic knowledge.
"Just before class, er... Chi... er... Chi Shen, told me about a case of ankle fracture with tibiofibular separation surgery. The operation was done very well, but if the distal fixation of the tibia Cancellous bone screws and elastic pads will be more in line with the physiological state."
Facing the fact that Yuan Jiayi forgot Chi Shen's name, President Bo leaped up excitedly, and slammed his head on the coffee table, making a "pong" sound.
Yuan Jiayi, who was writing on the blackboard, looked back in surprise when he heard the sound, thinking it was a prank by some classmate, but when he turned around, he found that everyone was staring at him writing. When he turned around, he met everyone's eyes. He couldn't help being a little embarrassed, and turned back to the blackboard with a blushing face.
There was a sound of breathing below.
"My God, Teacher Yuan is really a waste of being a mentor here. He really killed me this time around."
"Who said no, I almost gave birth to a child on the spot... Damn, if anyone has the honor to give birth to him, I really envy him to death..."
"This gene, this IQ, I am willing to trade five years of my life to be with Teacher Yuan."
……
A few male voices suddenly mixed in among the low voices of discussion that belonged exclusively to the girls.
"I hope the original teacher's gender will not be too rigid, and I am willing to build a small family with him..."
"Teacher Yuan is so gentle, I don't know if he is 1 or...hehe..."
"I think it's 1, his eyes really attack me..."
In the educational administration system, Yuan Jiayi has actually been the title of associate professor for a long time, but he feels that this title is a bit alienated. In order to let the students not be too afraid of his cold appearance once he started teaching, he asked everyone to continue Call him the original teacher.
Hearing that so many students had a crush on Yuan Jiayi, both men and women, President Bo panicked over the phone while covering the numbed Tian Lingai.
He regretted choosing an auspicious day to get the certificate.
Every day with Yuan Jiayi is an auspicious day.
I'll pick it up when I come back in the afternoon, and then hold the wedding, so that everyone knows that Yuan Jiayi is in charge!
Yuan Jiayi, who had his back to the students, could hear the voice behind him clearly, his face was flushed with embarrassment, and he didn't dare to turn to face the students for a while, so he could only keep writing and drawing on the blackboard, In embarrassment, I accidentally drew a whole human skeleton structure diagram...
Seeing the picture on the blackboard, Yuan Jiayi was stunned for a moment, and then he helped his forehead helplessly.
He originally... only wanted to draw two legs.
There was thunderous applause behind him.
"..."
The whole class time was quickly passed by Yuan Jiayi's personal display of skills, but a group of students who didn't learn any knowledge seemed to be full of ink, all of them were rubbing their stomachs, and they appeared satisfied. lecture theater.
Yuan Jiayi secretly thought that he must find a way to make up for the next class, so as to be worthy of the salary he took.
While thinking, he picked up the phone and saw the call interface and the duration of the call on the screen, his beautiful eyes bloodshot instantly.
"...Bo, Shen, Yan! My phone bill!"
Bo Shenyan laughed like a wild duck over there, and he couldn't help but patted the sofa, "Hahaha...hahahahaha...Mr. Yuan, your lectures are so good, I can't help but pat the sofa. I'm fascinated by it... Hahahahaha... Okay, I'm not mad at you, I'm going to hang up now, come back and settle the score with me, okay? When you come back, you can torment me... Hahaha..."
"...Wait, don't hang up, it's 03 seconds now, and there are more than [-] seconds left, don't be cheap, operator." Yuan Jiayi's voice was sad.
Bo Shenyan: "..."
"I'll go home in a while. Are you going home now? Go back early and replace Mama Song. She's getting old, and she'll always be tired from holding the baby. Don't you know, Bo Shenyan, do you have a heart? There's also Nuomi lying down Rice, glutinous rice can be fed a little more at night, and only half a bowl of dog food is given to it when you get down, I marked it on the dog food bag, if you dare to feed more, as much as it eats, it will be deducted from your dinner, Did you understand what I said?"
When the two of them were young, they could look for food by themselves, which made Yuan Jiayi feel very relieved for a while, but he didn't realize that he had made a big mistake until they got fat and became what they are now.
I couldn't see the other person's movements through the phone, but through imagination, Bo Shenyan had already engraved Yuan Jiayi's angry appearance in his mind countless times, and he nodded repeatedly, "Okay, okay, wife, I'll go home right away." , I should be a little earlier than you. What do you want to eat? I cook. Grandma has been in good condition for the past two days. She can get out of bed and go for a walk. I guess grandma will let Song Ma take Xixi back to the old house to play, so Wife, we can enjoy ourselves tonight..."
Bo Shenyan glanced at the screen speechlessly when a "beep" sound came from the receiver. Sure enough, the call time stopped at 58 seconds.
Former associate professor - a model of diligence and thrift in housekeeping.
Bo Shenyan was very excited about welcoming Doctor Yuan home, he jumped up from the sofa, went into the bathroom, took another shower, got out and put on his own clothes and left the hotel in a hurry.
Passing through the door of Wo Ye's room last night, Bo Shenyan vaguely glanced at the room number, Bo Shenyan heard intermittent pain coming from inside, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Really know how to play, on the door panel.
He will try it in a while.
When he got home, Yuan Jiayi was so tired that he clutched his coat and squatted at the door, out of breath, looking around for Bo Shenyan out of breath.
He barely heard the sound of the door opening from the working interval of the range hood, Bo Shenyan hurriedly turned off the fire, and ran over with a small spatula in his hands, and hugged him with open arms.
"My wife is back (*^▽^*) I want to hug, I want to kiss (づ ̄3 ̄)づ, I want my wife to touch..."
Yuan Jiayi sighed wearily.
Recently, he felt that Bo Shenyan was scary.
The man's strong possessiveness made Yuan Jiayi feel that he seemed to want to put a pork quarantine certificate on his face at any time to declare his ownership to others. If he didn't peel off the skin, the two would never lose each other Traces of entanglement.
Yuan Jiayi really couldn't accept that after work every day, there would be an old pervert rushing over like a mad dog, voluntarily demanding to be punished.
And even if he doesn't agree, it doesn't matter, people can help themselves.
For example now.
Bo Shenyan grabbed Yuan Jiayi's hand and rubbed it on his face repeatedly, and kissed his palm from time to time, "Oh, why did my wife's hand touch my mouth, I'm so shy."
"..."
Yuan Jiayi let him hold her hand and walked into the house, and sat on the big chair to watch him cook.
"When I came back, Mama Song explained to me that Nuomi snatched Xixi's pacifier and ran out yesterday. She was worried that Nuomi would hide it, and if Xixi found it while crawling around the house in the future, she would eat it directly. There is a problem."
Bo Shenyan's resonant voice overwhelmed the range hood, and Yuan Jiayi not only heard it clearly, but even heard the echo.
They redecorated the house and opened two doors for the baby room. One side is connected to their bedroom so that they can check on Yuan Xi at night, and the other side is the entrance door next door bought by Bo Shenyan so that Mama Song can use it. Come and pick up the kids without going past their room.
As a result, no one expected that such a thing would happen yesterday.
The culprit of everything is glutinous rice.
Yuan Jiayi thought of this, and gently pinched the glutinous rice pad lying on his lap, causing the cat to show its sharp claws in dissatisfaction and start to scare people.
"Yo, are you able?"
Bo Shenyan turned his back to Yuan Jiayi, subconsciously thought he had done something wrong when he heard this, and apologized before turning around.
"Wife, wait a minute, I'll stop the fire and kneel later, you bear with it first, watch a drama or something, didn't a few days ago a TV drama about doctors came out? I watched a few episodes, Doctors are so great, I want to be a doctor..."
Bo Shenyan, who just wanted to make Yuan Jiayi happy, completely forgot what happened last night, so when Yuan Jiayi obediently accepted his suggestion, opened the video app, and let out a terrified roar, Bo Shenyan still When I didn't know it, when I suddenly recalled it, I found it was too late.
"...!"
Yuan Jiayi's eyes almost fell out, he walked up to Bo Shenyan with the phone in disbelief, and showed him the numbers on the screen with trembling fingers.
"...I...my mother... am I...Bo Shenyan, do I have something wrong with my eyes...why...why did I not only become a member...but also...for 20 years ?!"
Even the swear words came out, and I think the stimulation I received was really not small.
"... Wife, this... people can do anything if they drink too much... Last night, Wo Ye took it upon himself to give me a car, but Duan Fu beat him up. After waking up today, he didn't pay for it." Actions?"
Bo Shenyan cupped his daughter-in-law's shoulders, comforting her in a warm voice.
Yuan Jiayi knelt down on the carpet in despair, telling the official customer service about his ordeal last night.
The result is: Sorry dear, virtual currency does not provide refund service for the time being.
Worried about his situation, Bo Shenyan felt that Yuan Jiayi's narrow-mindedness could keep him awake for half a month for just a few thousand dollars.
So he thought of a way to help him sleep and help him do bad things.
"Wife, would you like some red wine? Get drunk and relieve your worries."
Not surprisingly, Yuan Jiayi was worried and depressed, and ended up drinking too much.
He sat on the carpet and hugged the glutinous rice tightly, crying and said to Bo Shenyan, "I...don't I just want to buy a big house? I...beep yesterday, after a calculation, just, the villa I had in mind, The price of one square meter, I told you before... woohoo... I will buy the smallest apartment, [-] square meters, according to my current salary, I... I have to start nailing steel plates since the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Periods, Bone chiseling nails... to afford..."
Bo Shenyan laughed so much that he hugged his stomach and rolled on the carpet, rolled to Yuan Jiayi's lap and lay on his calf, looking up at him, "Mr. Yuan, haven't you been a video member for 20 years? Use that to buy. "
Yuan Jiayi cried even more sadly.
Seeing him crying like this, the big tail behind Bo Shenyan wagged happily.
He likes to make Yuan Jiayi cry the most.
The more drunk you are, the sadder you cry, the more obedient you will be at the end.
You can wear whatever you want to wear, and you can hold whatever you want to hold.
But he will also feel distressed after crying for a long time, just like the situation where he can't stop crying now.
Bo Shenyan put on a bathrobe, went to the kitchen, and brought the cherries washed by Yuan Jiayi a long time ago and put them in his arms, "Honey, eat some fruit, don't cry, be good."
Yuan Jiayi obediently held the glass basin and sniffed his snot. I felt sorry for the red tip of his nose, but Bo Shenyan couldn't help it. He raised his hand to wipe his snot with his fingertips, bowed his head and kissed the tip of his nose.
He's not so perverted that he has a hobby of eating snot.
Picking up a cherries, Bo Shenyan put it in front of Yuan Jiayi's eyes, and smiled meaningfully, "Wife, guess who is bigger, yours or it's?"
The drunk man naturally didn't understand what he meant, so he only heard Bo Shenyan say later, "Hey, lie on the bed and have a good sleep, and I'll buy you a villa when you wake up."
In the muddle of thinking, Yuan Jiayi completely entrusted himself to Bo Shenyan.
I didn't feel a little weird until I woke up the next morning
Yuan Jiayi looked down at his chest, then turned his head and glared at Bo Shenyan.
Bo Shenyan has always been dog-legged. Seeing Yuan Jiayi's expression, he also realized how big a mistake he made with his mouth last night. He hurriedly ran towards the drawer under the TV cabinet in the living room like a little girl. He handed two things to Yuan Jiayi.
"My wife... how about sticking two band-aids on it? Block one?"
The author has something to say: Thank you for watching, bow~
感谢在2021-03-2023:33:53~2021-03-2122:57:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Pizi Wang has money to repair 5 bottles of brake pads; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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